Thereweredishes,cups,bottles,pans,tomatoes,cakesandmanyotherthingstopackinthehampers. AssoonasGeorgeandHarrisstartedpacking,theybrokeacup.And,thiswasjustthebeginning!Georgeistheworstpackerintheworld.WhenGeorgedies,Harriswillbetheworstpackerintheworld. Theywalkedonthingsandbrokethem.HarrisputabigjarofjamontopofatomatoandcrushedIit.Georgesteppedonabigpacketofbutter,andHarrissatonit.Soontherewasbuttereverywhere.Theypackedthepiesinthehamper.Thentheyputheavythingsontopofthem.Thepieswerecrushed,justlikethetomato. Inthemiddleofallofthis,therewasMontmorency,ofcourse.Heputhisleginthesugar,andsoontherewassugareverywhere.Heranawaywiththeteaspoons.Hepretendedthatthelemonswererats,andkilledthreeofthem!ThiswasMontmorency’sideaoffun. Atoneinthemorning,thepackingwasfinished.Wewerereadyforbed. Georgesaid,‘WhattimeshallIwakeyouup?’ Harrissaid,‘Seveno’clock.’ ‘Wakeusupathalfpastsix,George,’wesaid. ItwasMrsPoppets,whowokemeupthenextmorning.‘Doyouknowthatit’snearlynineo’clock?’ ‘What!’Ishouted,asIjumpedoutofbed.IwokeupHarrisandGeorge.Webegantogetready,andwerememberedthatwehadpackedourtoothbrushes.Sowewenttogetthemoutofthesuitcase.Thiswasnotaneasyjob. Atlast,wewerereadytoeatbreakfast.Whileweatebreakfast,Georgereadthenewspaper.Hetoldusaboutthepeoplekilledontheriver,andaboutthebadweatherreport. Georgewenttowork,andHarrisandIfinishedourbreakfast.Thatmorning,Montmorencyinvitedtwoofhisfriendstothehouse.Theyfoughtmostofthetime. Whenwewerefinallyready,wecarriedourluggagetotheroad.Wewaitedtwentyminutesforataxi.Taxisusuallycomeeverythreeminutes. Acrowdofpeoplewaswatchingus.Theylookedatus,atMontmorency,andatMontmorency’sfriends.Theylookedatallourluggage:abigsuitcase,asmallbag,twobighampers,somepans,someumbrellas,fivecoatsandraincoats. AtWaterlooStation,wetookthe11:05traintoKingston.At Kingston,ourboatwaswaitingforusbelowthebridge.HarrisandIputourluggageinit.Wegotontheboathappily,butMontmorencywasworried.Harristooktheoarsandwestartedourtwo-weektripontheRiverThames. Harriswaswearingaredandorangeblazer.Itwasabeautiful,sunnyday.Wewereenjoyingthefirstmomentsofourholiday. WhenwepassedHamptonCourtPalace,Harrisasked,‘Haveyouevervisitedthemazehere?’Hesaidhehadgoneintothemazeoncetoshowafriend.Hestudiedamapofthemazebeforegoingin.Heknewitwasveryeasytogetoutagain. Harrissaidtohisfriend,‘We’llgoinandwalkaroundfortenminutes.Thenwe’llcomeoutandhavelunch.It’sveryeasy.Takethefirstturntotherighteachtime.’ Inthemaze,theymetsomepeoplewhohadbeenthereforforty-fiveminutes.Theywantedtogetoutbecausetheywerelost.Harrissaid,‘Followme!I’mgoingoutintenminutes.’Thepeoplethankedhimandstartedfollowinghim.OtherpeoplebeganfollowingHarris,too.Someofthemwereworriedandafraid.Hecontinuedturningtotheright,buthewasstillinthemaze. Harrisgotlost!Thepeoplewereangrywithhim.Theyallstartedcallingforhelp.Ayoungkeeper4heardthemandcametohelp.But,hegotlost,too!Finally,theoldkeepercamebackfromlunch.Heletthepeopleout.Everyonewastiredandangry. Harrissaid,‘Let’saskGeorgetotrythemaze,onourreturntrip.’ WhenwepassedMoleseyLock,weweretheonlyboatinthebiglock.Usually,thelockisaverybusyplace.OnSundays,thereareboatseverywhere.Peopleliketheriverandthesun.It’ssuchabeautifulpicture–theriver,thetrees,theflowersandthepeople,intheircolourfulclothes. AtHampton,Harriswantedtostoptheboatandhavealookatthechurch.Idon’tlikevisitingchurches,butHarrislovesit. ‘IcameonthetriponlybecauseIwantedtovisitHamptonChurch.Youknow,Ilovechurches,churchyardsandtombs.TheideaofnotseeingHamptonChurch,withMrsThomas’stomb,makesmeangry.’ ‘Idon’tknow,butshehasastrangetomb.’ Isaid,‘WemustbeatSheppertonatfiveo’clocktomeetGeorge.’ Harrissaid,‘George!Whycan’tGeorgebeheretodosomework?Whydoesn’thehelpuswiththisheavyboat?Whatdoeshedoatthebank?Hesitsbehindapieceofglassalldayanddoesnothing.Iwork!Whydoesn’thework?I’mgoingtohaveadrink!’ ‘Therearenopubsnearhere.Thenearestpubisfaraway,’Isaid. ‘What!We’llalldieofthirst.Nopubs!’ ‘Ifyou’rethirsty,wehavewaterintheboat.’Isaid. ‘Water!Watermakespeopleill!’hesaid.‘However,IamverythirstyandImustdrinksomething.’Sohetookthebottleanddranksomewater.