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Iwasatthehospitalfortwomonths.Afterthefirstfewweeksmylegwasgettingbetter,andonedayIwentdownintothelittletown,tothefishmarket.
Iboughtsomeshrimps,andoneofthecooksatthehospitalcookedthemforme.
Twodayslater,Iwentbacktothefishmarketandtalkedtoamanwhowassellingshrimps.
Wheredoyougetthem?’Iaskedhim.
HeimmediatelystartedtalkingfastinalanguagethatIcouldn’tunderstand,buthetookmesomewherepastalltheboatsandthebeach.
Therehetookanetandputitinthewater.
Whenhetookitoutagain,itwasfullofshrimps!
Everydayforthenextfewweeks,IwentwithMrChi(thatwashisname)andwatchedhimwhileheworked.
Heshowedmehowtocatchshrimpswiththenet,anditwassoeasythatanidiotwasabletodoit!
WhichIdid!
ThenonedayIgotbacktothehospitalandaColonelGoochsaid,Gump,we’regoingbacktoAmericatogether!
You’regoingtoseethePresidentoftheUnitedStates,andhe’sgoingtogiveyouamedalbecauseyouwereverybrave.’
TherewereabouttwothousandpeoplewaitingforusatSanFranciscoairportwhenwegotofftheplane!Whatasurprise!Alotofthemhadbeardsandlonghair.
Ithoughtperhapstheyweretheretowelcomeus,butIwaswrong.
Theywereshoutingunpleasantthings,andthensomebodythrewatomatoatColonelGoochandithithimintheface.
Hetriedtocleanitoffandnotlookangry,butIdidn’twanttowaitforthemtostartthrowingthingsatme!Nosir!Istartedrunning.
Thepeopleranaftermealltwothousandofthem!buttheycouldn’tcatchme.
Iranallroundtheairport,andthenIranintoatoiletandlockedthedoor.
IwaitedinthereforalmostanhourbeforeIcameoutagain.
IwenttolookforColonelGooch,andIfoundhiminthemiddleofagroupofpolicemen.Hewaslookingveryworrieduntilhesawme.
Comeon,Gump!’hesaid.TheplaneforWashingtoniswaitingforus.’
ThearmysentacartomeetusatWashingtonairport,andwedrovetoareallynicehotel.Afterweputoursuitcasesinourrooms,theColonelaskedmetogoouttoabarwithhimforadrink.
Peoplearedifferenthere,’hetoldme.Theyaren’tlikethepeopleinCalifornia.’
Hewaswrong.
Whenwegotthere,heboughtmeabeer,andhewastellingmeaboutthePresidentandmymedalwhensomethinghappened.
Aprettygirlcameuptoourtable,andtheColonelthoughtshewasawaitress.
Getustwomoredrinks,please,’hesaid.
Shelookedathimandsaid,Iwon’tgetyouanythingnotasmuchasaglassofwarmriver-water,youpig!’
Thenshelookedatmeandsaid,Andhowmanybabieshaveyoukilledtoday,youbigape?’
Well,afterthatwewentbacktothehotel.
NextmorningwegotupearlyandwenttotheWhiteHouse,wherethePresidentlives.It’sareallyprettyhousewithabiggarden.
Alotofarmypeoplewerethere,andtheyimmediatelystartedshakingmyhandandtellingmethatIwasabravemanandthattheywerepleasedtomeetme.
ThePresidentwasagreatbigoldmanwhotalkedlikesomebodyfromTexas,andtherewerealotofpeoplestandingroundhimintheflowergarden.
Thenanarmymanstartedtoreadsomething,andeverybodylistened.
Everybodybutme,becauseIwashungryandwantedsomebreakfast.
Atlastthearmymanfinishedreading,andthenthePresidentcameupandgavemethemedal.Afterthat,hebegantoshakemyhand.
IwasjustthinkingofgettingoutofthereandhavingsomebreakfastwhenthePresidentsaid,Boy,isthatyourstomachmakingthatnoise?’
SoIsaid,Yes,’andthePresidentsaid,Well,comeon,boy,let’sgoandgetsomethingtoeat!’
AndIfollowedhimintothehouse,andawaitergotussomebreakfast.
ThePresidentaskedmealotofquestionsaboutVietnamandthearmy,butIjustsaid,Yes,it’sOK’orshookmyheadtosayno,andafterseveralminutesofthiswewerebothsilent.
DoyouwanttowatchTV?’thePresidentaskedsuddenly.
SomeandthePresidentofAmericawatchedTVwhileIatemybreakfast!
Later,whenwewerebackinthegarden,thePresidentsaid,Youwerehurt,weren’tyou,boy?
Well,lookatthis...’Andhepulleduphisshirtandshowedmetheplaceonhisstomachwherehewashurtonce.Wherewereyouhurt?’heaskedme.
SoIpulleddownmytrousers,turnedroundandshowedhim.
Well,lotsofnewspapermenstartedtakingphotographsbeforeColonelGoochcouldrunacrossandpullmeaway!
Thatafternoon,backatthehotel,hecametomyroomshoutingandthrowingnewspapersontothebed.AndthereIwas,onthefrontpage,withmytrousersdown!
Gump,youidiot!’shoutedColonelGooch.
Yes,sir,’Isaid.That’swhatIam.ButIjusttrytodotherightthing.’
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