"Tink,"saidPeteramiably,"thisladysaysshewishesyouwereherfairy." TinkerBellansweredinsolently. Hehadtotranslate."Sheisnotverypolite.Shesaysyouareagreat[huge]uglygirl,andthatsheismyfairy." HetriedtoarguewithTink."Youknowyoucan'tbemyfairy,Tink,becauseIamangentlemanandyouarealady." TothisTinkrepliedinthesewords,"Yousillyass,"anddisappearedintothebathroom. "Sheisquiteacommonfairy,"Peterexplainedapologetically,"sheiscalledTinkerBellbecauseshemendsthepotsandkettles[tinker=tinworker]." [Similarto"cinder"plus"elle"togetCinderella] Theyweretogetherinthearmchairbythistime,andWendypliedhimwithmorequestions. "Ifyoudon'tliveinKensingtonGardensnow—" "Butwheredoyoulivemostlynow?" "Theyarethechildrenwhofalloutoftheirperambulatorswhenthenurseislookingtheotherway. IftheyarenotclaimedinsevendaystheyaresentfarawaytotheNeverlandtodefrayexpenses.I'mcaptain." "Yes,"saidcunningPeter,"butweareratherlonely.Youseewehavenofemalecompanionship." "Arenoneoftheothersgirls?" "Oh,no;girls,youknow,aremuchtooclevertofalloutoftheirprams." ThisflatteredWendyimmensely."Ithink,"shesaid,"itisperfectlylovelythewayyoutalkaboutgirls;Johntherejustdespisesus." ForreplyPeterroseandkickedJohnoutofbed,blanketsandall;onekick. ThisseemedtoWendyratherforwardforafirstmeeting,andshetoldhimwithspiritthathewasnotcaptaininherhouse. However,Johncontinuedtosleepsoplacidlyonthefloorthatsheallowedhimtoremainthere. "AndIknowyoumeanttobekind,"shesaid,relenting,"soyoumaygivemeakiss." Forthemomentshehadforgottenhisignoranceaboutkisses."Ithoughtyouwouldwantitback,"hesaidalittlebitterly,andofferedtoreturnherthethimble. "Ohdear,"saidtheniceWendy,"Idon'tmeanakiss,Imeanathimble." "It'slikethis."Shekissedhim. "Funny!"saidPetergravely."NowshallIgiveyouathimble?" "Ifyouwishto,"saidWendy,keepingherheaderectthistime. Peterthimbledher,andalmostimmediatelyshescreeched."Whatisit,Wendy?" "Itwasexactlyasifsomeonewerepullingmyhair." "ThatmusthavebeenTink.Ineverknewhersonaughtybefore." AndindeedTinkwasdartingaboutagain,usingoffensivelanguage. "Shesaysshewilldothattoyou,Wendy,everytimeIgiveyouathimble." AgainTinkreplied,"Yousillyass."Petercouldnotunderstandwhy,butWendyunderstood,andshewasjustslightlydisappointedwhenheadmittedthathecametothenurserywindownottoseeherbuttolistentostories. "Yousee,Idon'tknowanystories.Noneofthelostboysknowsanystories." "Howperfectlyawful,"Wendysaid. "Doyouknow,"Peterasked"whyswallowsbuildintheeavesofhouses?Itistolistentothestories.OWendy,yourmotherwastellingyousuchalovelystory." "Abouttheprincewhocouldn'tfindtheladywhoworetheglassslipper." "Peter,"saidWendyexcitedly,"thatwasCinderella,andhefoundher,andtheylivedhappilyeverafter." Peterwassogladthatherosefromthefloor,wheretheyhadbeensitting,andhurriedtothewindow. "Whereareyougoing?"shecriedwithmisgiving. "Don'tgoPeter,"sheentreated,"Iknowsuchlotsofstories." Thosewereherprecisewords,sotherecanbenodenyingthatitwasshewhofirsttemptedhim. Hecameback,andtherewasagreedylookinhiseyesnowwhichoughttohavealarmedher,butdidnot. "Oh,thestoriesIcouldtelltotheboys!"shecried,andthenPetergrippedherandbegantodrawhertowardthewindow. "Wendy,docomewithmeandtelltheotherboys." Ofcourseshewasverypleasedtobeasked,butshesaid,"Ohdear,Ican't.Thinkofmummy!Besides,Ican'tfly." "I'llteachyouhowtojumponthewind'sback,andthenawaywego." "Oo!"sheexclaimedrapturously. "Wendy,Wendy,whenyouaresleepinginyoursillybedyoumightbeflyingaboutwithmesayingfunnythingstothestars." "And,Wendy,therearemermaids." "Oh,"criedWendy,"toseeamermaid!" Hehadbecomefrightfullycunning."Wendy,"hesaid,"howweshouldallrespectyou." Shewaswrigglingherbodyindistress.Itwasquiteasifsheweretryingtoremainonthenurseryfloor. "Wendy,"hesaid,theslyone,"youcouldtuckusinatnight." "Noneofushaseverbeentuckedinatnight." "Oo,"andherarmswentouttohim. "Andyoucoulddarnourclothes,andmakepocketsforus.Noneofushasanypockets." Howcouldsheresist."Ofcourseit'sawfullyfascinating!"shecried."Peter,wouldyouteachJohnandMichaeltoflytoo?" "Ifyoulike,"hesaidindifferently,andsherantoJohnandMichaelandshookthem."Wakeup,"shecried,"PeterPanhascomeandheistoteachustofly." Johnrubbedhiseyes."ThenIshallgetup,"hesaid.Ofcoursehewasontheflooralready."Hallo,"hesaid,"Iamup!" Michaelwasupbythistimealso,lookingassharpasaknifewithsixbladesandasaw,butPetersuddenlysignedsilence. Theirfacesassumedtheawfulcraftinessofchildrenlisteningforsoundsfromthegrown-upworld.Allwasasstillassalt.Theneverythingwasright.No,stop!Everythingwaswrong. Nana,whohadbeenbarkingdistressfullyalltheevening,wasquietnow.Itwashersilencetheyhadheard. "Outwiththelight!Hide!Quick!" criedJohn,takingcommandfortheonlytimethroughoutthewholeadventure. AndthuswhenLizaentered,holdingNana,thenurseryseemedquiteitsoldself,verydark,andyouwouldhaveswornyouhearditsthreewickedinmatesbreathingangelicallyastheyslept. Theywerereallydoingitartfullyfrombehindthewindowcurtains. Lizawasinabadtemper,forshewasmixingtheChristmaspuddingsinthekitchen,andhadbeendrawnfromthem,witharaisinstillonhercheek,byNana'sabsurdsuspicions. ShethoughtthebestwayofgettingalittlequietwastotakeNanatothenurseryforamoment,butincustodyofcourse. "There,yoususpiciousbrute,"shesaid,notsorrythatNanawasindisgrace."Theyareperfectlysafe,aren'tthey? Everyoneofthelittleangelssoundasleepinbed.Listentotheirgentlebreathing." HereMichael,encouragedbyhissuccess,breathedsoloudlythattheywerenearlydetected.Nanaknewthatkindofbreathing,andshetriedtodragherselfoutofLiza'sclutches. ButLizawasdense."Nomoreofit,Nana,"shesaidsternly,pullingheroutoftheroom. "IwarnyouifbarkagainIshallgostraightformasterandmissusandbringthemhomefromtheparty,andthen,oh,won'tmasterwhipyou,just." Shetiedtheunhappydogupagain,butdoyouthinkNanaceasedtobark? Bringmasterandmissushomefromtheparty!Why,thatwasjustwhatshewanted. Doyouthinkshecaredwhethershewaswhippedsolongasherchargesweresafe? UnfortunatelyLizareturnedtoherpuddings,andNana,seeingthatnohelpwouldcomefromher,strainedandstrainedatthechainuntilatlastshebrokeit. Inanothermomentshehadburstintothedining-roomof27andflungupherpawstoheaven,hermostexpressivewayofmakingacommunication. Mr.andMrs.Darlingknewatoncethatsomethingterriblewashappeningintheirnursery,andwithoutagood-byetotheirhostesstheyrushedintothestreet. Butitwasnowtenminutessincethreescoundrelshadbeenbreathingbehindthecurtains,andPeterPancandoagreatdealintenminutes. "It'sallright,"Johnannounced,emergingfromhishiding-place."Isay,Peter,canyoureallyfly?" InsteadoftroublingtoanswerhimPeterflewaroundtheroom,takingthemantelpieceontheway. "Howtopping!"saidJohnandMichael. "Yes,I'msweet,oh,Iamsweet!"saidPeter,forgettinghismannersagain. Itlookeddelightfullyeasy,andtheytrieditfirstfromthefloorandthenfromthebeds,buttheyalwayswentdowninsteadofup. "Isay,howdoyoudoit?"askedJohn,rubbinghisknee.Hewasquiteapracticalboy. "Youjustthinklovelywonderfulthoughts,"Peterexplained,"andtheyliftyouupintheair." "You'resonippyatit,"Johnsaid,"couldn'tyoudoitveryslowlyonce?" Peterdiditbothslowlyandquickly."I'vegotitnow,Wendy!" criedJohn,butsoonhefoundhehadnot. Notoneofthemcouldflyaninch,thoughevenMichaelwasinwordsoftwosyllables,andPeterdidnotknowAfromZ. OfcoursePeterhadbeentriflingwiththem,fornoonecanflyunlessthefairydusthasbeenblownonhim. Fortunately,aswehavementioned,oneofhishandswasmessywithit,andheblewsomeoneachofthem,withthemostsuperbresults. "Nowjustwiggleyourshouldersthisway,"hesaid,"andletgo." Theywereallontheirbeds,andgallantMichaelletgofirst.Hedidnotquitemeantoletgo,buthedidit,andimmediatelyhewasborneacrosstheroom. "Iflewed!"hescreamedwhilestillinmid-air. JohnletgoandmetWendynearthebathroom. TheywerenotnearlysoelegantasPeter,theycouldnothelpkickingalittle,buttheirheadswerebobbingagainsttheceiling,andthereisalmostnothingsodeliciousasthat. PetergaveWendyahandatfirst,buthadtodesist,Tinkwassoindignant. Upanddowntheywent,androundandround.HeavenlywasWendy'sword. "Isay,"criedJohn,"whyshouldn'tweallgoout?" OfcourseitwastothisthatPeterhadbeenluringthem. Michaelwasready:hewantedtoseehowlongittookhimtodoabillionmiles.ButWendyhesitated. "Mermaids!"saidPeteragain. "Pirates,"criedJohn,seizinghisSundayhat,"letusgoatonce." ItwasjustatthismomentthatMr.andMrs.DarlinghurriedwithNanaoutof27. Theyranintothemiddleofthestreettolookupatthenurserywindow;and,yes,itwasstillshut,buttheroomwasablazewithlight,andmostheart-grippingsightofall,theycouldseeinshadowonthecurtainthreelittlefiguresinnightattirecirclingroundandround,notonthefloorbutintheair. Inatrembletheyopenedthestreetdoor.Mr.Darlingwouldhaverushedupstairs,butMrs.Darlingsignedhimtogosoftly.Sheeventriedtomakeherheartgosoftly. Willtheyreachthenurseryintime?Ifso,howdelightfulforthem,andweshallallbreatheasighofrelief,buttherewillbenostory. Ontheotherhand,iftheyarenotintime,Isolemnlypromisethatitwillallcomerightintheend. Theywouldhavereachedthenurseryintimehaditnotbeenthatthelittlestarswerewatchingthem.Onceagainthestarsblewthewindowopen,andthatsmalleststarofallcalledout: ThenPeterknewthattherewasnotamomenttolose."Come,"hecriedimperiously,andsoaredoutatonceintothenight,followedbyJohnandMichaelandWendy. Mr.andMrs.DarlingandNanarushedintothenurserytoolate.Thebirdswereflown.