Nowthisambergrisisaverycurioussubstance,andsoimportantasanarticleofcommerce,thatin1791acertainNantucket-bornCaptainCoffinwasexaminedatthebaroftheEnglishHouseofCommonsonthatsubject. Foratthattime,andindeeduntilacomparativelylateday,thepreciseoriginofambergrisremained,likeamberitself,aproblemtothelearned. ThoughthewordambergrisisbuttheFrenchcompoundforgreyamber,yetthetwosubstancesarequitedistinct. Foramber,thoughattimesfoundonthesea-coast,isalsodugupinsomefarinlandsoils,whereasambergrisisneverfoundexceptuponthesea. Besides,amberisahard,transparent,brittle,odorlesssubstance,usedformouth-piecestopipes,forbeadsandornaments;butambergrisissoft,waxy,andsohighlyfragrantandspicy,thatitislargelyusedinperfumery,inpastiles,preciouscandles,hair-powders,andpomatum. TheTurksuseitincooking,andalsocarryittoMecca,forthesamepurposethatfrankincenseiscarriedtoSt.Peter’sinRome. Somewinemerchantsdropafewgrainsintoclaret,toflavorit. Whowouldthink,then,thatsuchfineladiesandgentlemenshouldregalethemselveswithanessencefoundintheingloriousbowelsofasickwhale!Yetsoitis. Bysome,ambergrisissupposedtobethecause,andbyotherstheeffect,ofthedyspepsiainthewhale. Howtocuresuchadyspepsiaitwerehardtosay,unlessbyadministeringthreeorfourboatloadsofBrandreth’spills,andthenrunningoutofharm’sway,aslaborersdoinblastingrocks. Ihaveforgottentosaythattherewerefoundinthisambergris,certainhard,round,bonyplates,whichatfirstStubbthoughtmightbesailors’trowsersbuttons;butitafterwardsturnedoutthattheywerenothing,morethanpiecesofsmallsquidbonesembalmedinthatmanner. Nowthattheincorruptionofthismostfragrantambergrisshouldbefoundintheheartofsuchdecay;isthisnothing? BethinktheeofthatsayingofSt.PaulinCorinthians,aboutcorruptionandincorruption;howthatwearesownindishonor,butraisedinglory. AndlikewisecalltomindthatsayingofParacelsusaboutwhatitisthatmakeththebestmusk. Alsoforgetnotthestrangefactthatofallthingsofill-savor,Cologne-water,initsrudimentalmanufacturingstages,istheworst. Ishouldliketoconcludethechapterwiththeaboveappeal,butcannot,owingtomyanxietytorepelachargeoftenmadeagainstwhalemen,andwhich,intheestimationofsomealreadybiasedminds,mightbeconsideredasindirectlysubstantiatedbywhathasbeensaidoftheFrenchman’stwowhales. Elsewhereinthisvolumetheslanderousaspersionhasbeendisproved,thatthevocationofwhalingisthroughoutaslatternly,untidybusiness.Butthereisanotherthingtorebut. Theyhintthatallwhalesalwayssmellbad. Nowhowdidthisodiousstigmaoriginate? Iopine,thatitisplainlytraceabletothefirstarrivaloftheGreenlandwhalingshipsinLondon,morethantwocenturiesago. Becausethosewhalemendidnotthen,anddonotnow,tryouttheiroilatseaastheSouthernshipshavealwaysdone;butcuttingupthefreshblubberinsmallbits,thrustitthroughthebungholesoflargecasks,andcarryithomeinthatmanner;theshortnessoftheseasoninthoseIcySeas,andthesuddenandviolentstormstowhichtheyareexposed,forbiddinganyothercourse. Theconsequenceis,thatuponbreakingintothehold,andunloadingoneofthesewhalecemeteries,intheGreenlanddock,asavorisgivenforthsomewhatsimilartothatarisingfromexcavatinganoldcitygraveyard,forthefoundationsofaLying-inHospital. Ipartlysurmisealso,thatthiswickedchargeagainstwhalersmaybelikewiseimputedtotheexistenceonthecoastofGreenland,informertimes,ofaDutchvillagecalledSchmerenburghorSmeerenberg,whichlatternameistheoneusedbythelearnedFogoVonSlack,inhisgreatworkonSmells,atext-bookonthatsubject. Asitsnameimports(smeer,fat;berg,toputup),thisvillagewasfoundedinordertoaffordaplacefortheblubberoftheDutchwhalefleettobetriedout,withoutbeingtakenhometoHollandforthatpurpose. Itwasacollectionoffurnaces,fat-kettles,andoilsheds;andwhentheworkswereinfulloperationcertainlygaveforthnoverypleasantsavor. ButallthisisquitedifferentwithaSouthSeaSpermWhaler;whichinavoyageoffouryearsperhaps,aftercompletelyfillingherholdwithoil,doesnot,perhaps,consumefiftydaysinthebusinessofbodingout;andinthestatethatitiscasked,theoilisnearlyscentless. Thetruthis,thatlivingordead,ifbutdecentlytreated,whalesasaspeciesarebynomeanscreaturesofillodor;norcanwhalemenberecognised,asthepeopleofthemiddleagesaffectedtodetectaJewinthecompany,bythenose. Norindeedcanthewhalepossiblybeotherwisethanfragrant,when,asageneralthing,heenjoyssuchhighhealth;takingabundanceofexercise;alwaysoutofdoors;though,itistrue,seldomintheopenair. Isay,thatthemotionofaSpermWhale’sflukesabovewaterdispensesaperfume,aswhenamusk-scentedladyrustlesherdressinawarmparlor. WhatthenshallIlikentheSpermWhaletoforfragrance,consideringhismagnitude? Mustitnotbetothatfamouselephant,withjeweledtusks,andredolentwithmyrrh,whichwasledoutofanIndiantowntodohonortoAlexandertheGreat?