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Iawokerejoicing,andbegantoreflectonthegloriouscareerbeforeme.
Iwouldgoforth,methought,atonce,andevangelizethewholeofFlatland.
EventoWomenandSoldiersshouldtheGospelofThreeDimensionsbeproclaimed.IwouldbeginwithmyWife.
JustasIhaddecidedontheplanofmyoperations,Iheardthesoundofmanyvoicesinthestreetcommandingsilence.Thenfollowedaloudervoice.Itwasaherald'sproclamation.
Listeningattentively,IrecognizedthewordsoftheResolutionoftheCouncil,enjoiningthearrest,imprisonment,orexecutionofanyonewhoshouldpervertthemindsofpeoplebydelusions,andbyprofessingtohavereceivedrevelationsfromanotherWorld.
Ireflected.Thisdangerwasnottobetrifledwith.
ItwouldbebettertoavoiditbyomittingallmentionofmyRevelation,andbyproceedingonthepathofDemonstrationwhichafterall,seemedsosimpleandsoconclusivethatnothingwouldbelostbydiscardingtheformermeans.
"Upward,notNorthward"wasthecluetothewholeproof.
IthadseemedtomefairlyclearbeforeIfellasleep;andwhenIfirstawoke,freshfrommydream,ithadappearedaspatentasArithmetic;butsomehowitdidnotseemtomequitesoobviousnow.
ThoughmyWifeenteredtheroomopportunelyatjustthatmoment,Idecided,afterwehadexchangedafewwordsofcommonplaceconversation,nottobeginwithher.
MyPentagonalSonsweremenofcharacterandstanding,andphysiciansofnomeanreputation,butnotgreatinmathematics,and,inthatrespect,unfitformypurpose.
ButitoccurredtomethatayounganddocileHexagon,withamathematicalturn,wouldbeamostsuitablepupil.
WhythereforenotmakemyfirstexperimentwithmylittleprecociousGrandson,whosecasualremarksonthemeaningofthree-to-the-thirdhadmetwiththeapprovaloftheSphere?
Discussingthematterwithhim,amereboy,Ishouldbeinperfectsafety;forhewouldknownothingoftheProclamationoftheCouncil;whereasIcouldnotfeelsurethatmySonssogreatlydidtheirpatriotismandreverencefortheCirclespredominateovermereblindaffectionmightnotfeelcompelledtohandmeovertothePrefect,iftheyfoundmeseriouslymaintainingtheseditiousheresyoftheThirdDimension.
ButthefirstthingtobedonewastosatisfyinsomewaythecuriosityofmyWife,whonaturallywishedtoknowsomethingofthereasonsforwhichtheCirclehaddesiredthatmysteriousinterview,andofthemeansbywhichhehadenteredthehouse.
WithoutenteringintothedetailsoftheelaborateaccountIgaveher,anaccount,Ifear,notquitesoconsistentwithtruthasmyReadersinSpacelandmightdesire,ImustbecontentwithsayingthatIsucceededatlastinpersuadinghertoreturnquitelytoherhouseholddutieswithoutelicitingfrommeanyreferencetotheWorldofThreeDimensions.
Thisdone,IimmediatelysentformyGrandson;for,toconfessthetruth,IfeltthatallthatIhadseenandheardwasinsomestrangewayslippingawayfromme,liketheimageofahalf-grasped,tantalizingdream,andIlongedtoessaymyskillinmakingafirstdisciple.
WhenmyGrandsonenteredtheroomIcarefullysecuredthedoor.
Then,sittingdownbyhissideandtakingourmathematicaltablets,or,asyouwouldcallthem,LinesItoldhimwewouldresumethelessonofyesterday.
ItaughthimoncemorehowaPointbymotioninOneDimensionproducesaLine,andhowastraightLineinTwoDimensionsproducesaSquare.
Afterthis,forcingalaugh,Isaid,"Andnow,youscamp,youwantedtomakebelievethataSquaremayinthesamewaybymotion'Upward,notNorthward'produceanotherfigure,asortofextrasquareinThreeDimensions.Saythatagainn,youyoungrascal."
Atthismomentweheardoncemoretheherald's"Oyes!Oyes!"
outsideinthestreetproclaimingtheREsolutionoftheCouncil.
Youngthoughhewas,myGrandsonwhowasunusuallyintelligentforhisage,andbredupinperfectreverencefortheauthorityoftheCirclestookinthesituationwithanacutenessforwhichIwasquiteunprepared.
HeremainedsilenttillthelastwordsoftheProclamationhaddiedaway,andthen,burstingintotears,"DearGrandpapa,"hesaid,"thatwasonlymyfun,andofcourseImeantnothingatallbyit;andwedidnotknowanythingthenaboutthenewLaw;andIdon'tthinkIsaidanythingabouttheThirdDimension;andIamsureIdidnotsayonewordabout'Upward,notNorthward,'forthatwouldbesuchnonsense,youknow.
HowcouldathingmoveUpward,andnotNorthward?UpwardandnotNorthward!
EvenifIwereababy,Icouldnotbesoabsurdasthat.Howsillyitis!Ha!ha!ha!"
"Notatallsilly,"saidI,losingmytemper;"hereforexample,ItakethisSquare,"and,attheword,IgraspedamoveableSquare,whichwaslyingathand"andImoveit,yousee,notNorthwardbutyes,ImoveitUpwardthatistosay,NorthwardbutImoveitsomewherenotexactlylikethis,butsomehow"HereIbroughtmysentencetoaninaneconclusion,shakingtheSquareaboutinapurposelessmanner,muchtotheamusementofmyGrandson,whoburstoutlaughinglouderthanever,anddeclaredthatIwasnotteachinghim,butjokingwithhim;andsosayingheunlockedthedoorandranoutoftheroom.
ThusendedmyfirstattempttoconvertapupiltotheGospelofThreeDimensions.
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