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IfmypoorFlatlandfriendretainedthevigourofmindwhichheenjoyedwhenhebegantocomposetheseMemoirs,Ishouldnotnowneedtorepresenthiminthispreface,inwhichhedesires,fully,toreturnhisthankstohisreadersandcriticsinSpaceland,whoseappreciationhas,withunexpectedcelerity,requiredasecondeditionofthiswork;secondly,toapologizeforcertainerrorsandmisprints(forwhich,however,heisnotentirelyresponsible);and,thirdly,toexplainoneortwomisconceptions.
ButheisnottheSquareheoncewas.
Yearsofinprisonment,andthestillheavierburdenofgeneralincredulityandmockery,havecombinedwiththethoughtsandnotions,andmuchalsooftheterminology,whichheacquiredduringhisshortstayinspaceland.
Hehas,therefore,requestedmetoreplyinhisbehalftotwospecialobjections,oneofanintellectual,theotherofamoralnature.
Thefirstobjectionis,thataFlatlander,seeingaLine,seessomethingthatmustbethicktotheeyeaswellaslongtotheeye(otherwiseitwouldnotbevisible,ifithadnotsomethickness);andconsequentlyheought(itisargued)toacknowledgethathiscountrymenarenotonlylongandbroad,butalso(thoughdoubtlesstoaveryslightdegree)thickorhigh.
Thisobjectionisplausible,and,toSpacelanders,almostirresistible,sothat,Iconfess,whenIfirstheardit,Iknewnotwhattoreply.
Butmypooroldfriend'sanswerappearstomecompletelytomeetit.
"Iadmit,"saidhewhenImentionedtohimthisobjection"Iadmitthetruthofyourcritic'sfacts,butIdenyhisconclusions.
ItistruethatwehavereallyinFlatlandaThirdunrecognizedDimensioncalled'height,'justasitalsoistruethatyouhavereallyinSpacelandaFourthunrecognizedDimension,calledbynonameatpresent,butwhichIwillcall'extra-height.'
Butwecannomoretakecognizanceofour'height'thanyoucanofyour'extra-height.'
EvenIwhohavebeeninSpaceland,andhavehadtheprivilegeofunderstandingfortwenty-fourhoursthemeaningof'height'evenIcannotnowcomprehendit,norrealizeitbythesenseofsightorbyanyprocessofreason;Icanbutapprehenditbyfaith.
"Thereasonisobvious.Dimensionimplieddirection,impliesmeasurement,impliesthemoreandtheless.
Now,allourlinesareequallyandinfinitesimallythick(orhigh,whicheveryoulike);consequently,thereisnothinginthemtoleadourmindstotheconceptionofthatDimension.
No'delicatemicrometer'ashasbeensuggestedbyonetoohastySpacelandcriticwouldintheleastavailus;forweshouldnotknowwhattomeasure,norinwhatdirection.
WhenweseeaLine,weseesomethingthatislongandbright;brightness,aswellaslength,isnecessarytotheexistenceofaLine;ifthebrightnessvanishes,theLineisextinguished.
Hence,allmyFlatlandfriendswhenItalktothemabouttheunrecognizedDimensionwhichissomehowvisibleinaLinesay,'Ah,youmeanbrightness':andwhenIreply,'No,ImeanarealDimension,'theyatonceretort,'Thenmeasureit,ortellusinwhatdirectionitextends';andthissilencesme,forIcandoneither.
Onlyyesterday,whentheChiefCircle(inotherwordsourHighPriest)cametoinspecttheStatePrisonandpaidmehisseventhannualvisit,andwhenfortheseventhtimeheputmethequestion,'WasIanybetter?'
Itriedtoprovetohimthathewas'high,'aswellaslongandbroad,althoughhedidnotknowit.Butwhatwashisreply?
'YousayIam"high";measuremy"high-ness"andIwillbelieveyou.'WhatcouldIdo?HowcouldImeethischallenge?
Iwascrushed;andhelefttheroomtriumphant.
"Doesthisstillseemstrangetoyou?Thenputyourselfinasimilarposition.
SupposeapersonoftheFourthDimension,condescendingtovisityou,weretosay,'Wheneveryouopenyoureyes,youseeaPlane(whichisofTwoDimensions)andyouinferaSolid(whichisofThree);butinrealityyoualsosee(thoughyoudonotrecognize)aFourthDimension,whichisnotcolournorbrightnessnoranythingofthekind,butatrueDimension,althoughIcannotpointouttoyouitsdirection,norcanyouposssiblymeasureit.'
Whatwouldyousaytosuchavisitor?Wouldnotyouhavehimlockedup?
Well,thatismyfate:anditisasnaturalforusFlatlanderstolockupaSquareforpreachingtheThirdDimension,asitisforyouSpacelanderstolockupaCubeforpreachingtheFourth.
Alas,howstrongafamilylikenessrunsthroughblindandpersecutinghumanityinallDimensions!
Points,Lines,Squares,Cubes,Extra-Cubesweareallliabletothesameerrors,allaliketheSlaversofourrespectiveDimensionalprejudices,asoneofourSpacelandpoetshassaid
"OnetouchofNaturemakesallworldsakin."
OnthispointthedefenceoftheSquareseemstometobeimpregnable.
IwishIcouldsaythathisanswertothesecond(ormoral)objectionwasequallyclearandcogent.
Ithasbeenobjectedthatheisawoman-hater;andasthisobjectionhasbeenvehementlyurgedbythosewhomNature'sdecreehasconstitutedthesomewhatlargerhalfoftheSpacelandrace,Ishouldliketoremoveit,sofarasIcanhonestlydoso.
ButtheSquareissounaccustomedtotheuseofthemoralterminologyofSpacelandthatIshouldbedoinghimaninjusticeifIwereliterallytotranscribehisdefenceagainstthischarge.
Acting,therefore,ashisinterpreterandsummarizer,Igatherthatinthecourseofanimprisonmentofsevenyearshehashimselfmodifiedhisownpersonalviews,bothasregardsWomenandasregardstheIsoscelesorLowerClasses.
Personally,henowinclinestotheopinionoftheSphere(seepage86)thattheStraightLinesareinmanyimportantrespectssuperiortotheCircles.
But,writingasaHistorian,hehasidentifiedhimself(perhapstooclosely)withtheviewsgenerallyadoptedbyFlatland,and(ashehasbeeninformed)evenbySpaceland,Historians;inwhosepages(untilveryrecenttimes)thedestiniesofWomenandofthemassesofmankindhaveseldombeendeemedworthyofmentionandneverofcarefulconsideration.
InastillmoreobscurepassagehenowdesirestodisavowtheCircularoraristocratictendencieswithwhichsomecriticshavenaturallycreditedhim.
WhiledoingjusticetotheintellectualpowerwithwhichafewCircleshaveformanygenerationsmaintainedtheirsupremacyoverimmensemultitudesoftheircountrymen,hebelievesthatthefactsofFlatland,speakingforthemselveswithoutcommentonhispart,declarethatRevolutionscannotalwaysbesuppressedbyslaughter,andthatNature,insentencingtheCirclestoinfecundity,hascondemnedthemtoultimatefailure"andherein,"hesays,"IseeafulfilmentofthegreatLawofallworlds,thatwhilethewisdomofManthinksitisworkingonething,thewisdomofNatureconstrainsittoworkanother,andquiteadifferentandfarbetterthing."
Fortherest,hebegshisreadersnottosupposethateveryminutedetailinthedailylifeofFlatlandmustneedscorrespondtosomeotherdetailinSpaceland;andyethehopesthat,takenasawhole,hisworkmayprovesuggestiveaswellasamusing,tothoseSpacelandersofmoderateandmodestmindswhospeakingofthatwhichisofthehighestimportance,butliesbeyondexperiencedeclinetosayontheonehand,"Thiscanneverbe,"andontheotherhand,"Itmustneedsbepreciselythus,andweknowallaboutit."
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