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TheeveningofthedayonwhichtheCountofMorcerfhadleftDanglars’housewithfeelingsofshameandangerattherejectionoftheprojectedalliance,M.AndreaCavalcanti,withcurledhair,mustachesinperfectorder,andwhitegloveswhichfittedadmirably,hadenteredthecourtyardofthebanker’shouseinLaChausseed’Antin.
HehadnotbeenmorethantenminutesinthedrawingroombeforehedrewDanglarsasideintotherecessofabowwindow,and,afteraningeniouspreamble,relatedtohimallhisanxietiesandcaressincehisnoblefather’sdeparture.
Heacknowledgedtheextremekindnesswhichhadbeenshownhimbythebanker’sfamily,inwhichhehadbeenreceivedasason,andwhere,besides,hiswarmestaffectionshadfoundanobjectonwhichtocentreinMademoiselleDanglars.
Danglarslistenedwiththemostprofoundattention;hehadexpectedthisdeclarationforthelasttwoorthreedays,andwhenatlastitcamehiseyesglistenedasmuchastheyhadloweredonlisteningtoMorcerf.
Hewouldnot,however,yieldimmediatelytotheyoungman’srequest,butmadeafewconscientiousobjections.
Areyounotratheryoung,M.Andrea,tothinkofmarrying?
Ithinknot,sir,repliedM.Cavalcanti;inItalythenobilitygenerallymarryyoung.Lifeissouncertain,thatweoughttosecurehappinesswhileitiswithinourreach.
Well,sir,saidDanglars,incaseyourproposals,whichdomehonor,areacceptedbymywifeanddaughter,bywhomshallthepreliminaryarrangementsbesettled?
Soimportantanegotiationshould,Ithink,beconductedbytherespectivefathersoftheyoungpeople.
Sir,myfatherisamanofgreatforesightandprudence.
ThinkingthatImightwishtosettleinFrance,heleftmeathisdeparture,togetherwiththepapersestablishingmyidentity,aletterpromising,ifheapprovedofmychoice,150,000livresperannumfromthedayIwasmarried.
SofarasIcanjudge,Isupposethistobeaquarterofmyfather’srevenue.
I,saidDanglars,havealwaysintendedgivingmydaughter500,000francsasherdowry;sheis,besides,mysoleheiress.
Allwouldthenbeeasilyarrangedifthebaronessandherdaughterarewilling.
Weshouldcommandanannuityof175,000livres.
Supposing,also,Ishouldpersuadethemarquistogivememycapital,whichisnotlikely,butstillispossible,wewouldplacethesetwoorthreemillionsinyourhands,whosetalentmightmakeitrealizetenpercent.
Inevergivemorethanfourpercent,andgenerallyonlythreeandahalf;buttomysoninlawIwouldgivefive,andwewouldsharetheprofit.
Verygood,fatherinlaw,saidCavalcanti,yieldingtohislowbornnature,whichwouldescapesometimesthroughthearistocraticglosswithwhichhesoughttoconcealit.
Correctinghimselfimmediately,hesaid,Excuseme,sir;hopealonemakesmealmostmad,whatwillnotrealitydo?
But,saidDanglars,who,onhispart,didnotperceivehowsoontheconversation,whichwasatfirstdisinterested,wasturningtoabusinesstransaction,thereis,doubtless,apartofyourfortuneyourfathercouldnotrefuseyou?
Which?askedtheyoungman.
Thatyouinheritfromyourmother.
Truly,frommymother,LeonoraCorsinari.
Howmuchmayitamountto?
Indeed,sir,saidAndrea,IassureyouIhavenevergiventhesubjectathought,butIsupposeitmusthavebeenatleasttwomillions.
Danglarsfeltasmuchovercomewithjoyasthemiserwhofindsalosttreasure,orastheshipwreckedmarinerwhofeelshimselfonsolidgroundinsteadofintheabysswhichheexpectedwouldswallowhimup.
Well,sir,saidAndrea,bowingtothebankerrespectfully,mayIhope?
Youmaynotonlyhope,saidDanglars,butconsideritasettledthing,ifnoobstaclearisesonyourpart.
Iam,indeed,rejoiced,saidAndrea.
But,saidDanglarsthoughtfully,howisitthatyourpatron,M.deMonteCristo,didnotmakehisproposalforyou?Andreablushedimperceptibly.
Ihavejustleftthecount,sir,saidhe;heis,doubtless,adelightfulmanbutinconceivablypeculiarinhisideas.Heesteemsmehighly.
Heeventoldmehehadnottheslightestdoubtthatmyfatherwouldgivemethecapitalinsteadoftheinterestofmyproperty.
Hehaspromisedtousehisinfluencetoobtainitforme;buthealsodeclaredthatheneverhadtakenonhimselftheresponsibilityofmakingproposalsforanother,andheneverwould.
Imust,however,dohimthejusticetoaddthatheassuredmeifeverhehadregrettedtherepugnancehefelttosuchastepitwasonthisoccasion,becausehethoughttheprojectedunionwouldbeahappyandsuitableone.
Besides,ifhewilldonothingofficially,hewillansweranyquestionsyouproposetohim.
Andnow,continuedhe,withoneofhismostcharmingsmiles,havingfinishedtalkingtothefatherinlaw,Imustaddressmyselftothebanker.
Andwhatmayyouhavetosaytohim?saidDanglars,laughinginhisturn.
ThatthedayaftertomorrowIshallhavetodrawuponyouforaboutfourthousandfrancs;butthecount,expectingmybachelor’srevenuecouldnotsufficeforthecomingmonth’soutlay,hasofferedmeadraftfortwentythousandfrancs.
Itbearshissignature,asyousee,whichisallsufficient.
Bringmeamillionsuchasthat,saidDanglars,Ishallbewellpleased,puttingthedraftinhispocket.
Fixyourownhourfortomorrow,andmycashiershallcallonyouwithacheckforeightythousandfrancs.
Atteno’clockthen,ifyouplease;Ishouldlikeitearly,asIamgoingintothecountrytomorrow.
Verywell,atteno’clock;youarestillattheHoteldesPrinces?
Yes.
Thefollowingmorning,withthebanker’susualpunctuality,theeightythousandfrancswereplacedintheyoungman’shandsashewasonthepointofstarting,afterhavinglefttwohundredfrancsforCaderousse.
Hewentoutchieflytoavoidthisdangerousenemy,andreturnedaslateaspossibleintheevening.
Butscarcelyhadhesteppedoutofhiscarriagewhentheportermethimwithaparcelinhishand.
Sir,saidhe,thatmanhasbeenhere.
Whatman?saidAndreacarelessly,apparentlyforgettinghimwhomhebuttoowellrecollected.
Himtowhomyourexcellencypaysthatlittleannuity.
Oh,saidAndrea,myfather’soldservant.Well,yougavehimthetwohundredfrancsIhadleftforhim?
Yes,yourexcellency.Andreahadexpressedawishtobethusaddressed.
But,continuedtheporter,hewouldnottakethem.
Andreaturnedpale,butasitwasdarkhispallorwasnotperceptible.What?hewouldnottakethem?saidhewithslightemotion.
No,hewishedtospeaktoyourexcellency;Itoldhimyouweregoneout,andaftersomedisputehebelievedmeandgavemethisletter,whichhehadbroughtwithhimalreadysealed.
Giveitme,saidAndrea,andhereadbythelightofhiscarriagelamp,YouknowwhereIlive;Iexpectyoutomorrowmorningatnineo’clock.
Andreaexamineditcarefully,toascertainiftheletterhadbeenopened,orifanyindiscreeteyeshadseenitscontents;butitwassocarefullyfolded,thatnoonecouldhavereadit,andthesealwasperfect.Verywell,saidhe.Poorman,heisaworthycreature.
Helefttheportertoponderonthesewords,notknowingwhichmosttoadmire,themasterortheservant.
Takeoutthehorsesquickly,andcomeuptome,saidAndreatohisgroom.
IntwosecondstheyoungmanhadreachedhisroomandburntCaderousse’sletter.
Theservantenteredjustashehadfinished.
Youareaboutmyheight,Pierre,saidhe.
Ihavethathonor,yourexcellency.
Youhadanewliveryyesterday?
Yes,sir.
Ihaveanengagementwithaprettylittlegirlforthisevening,anddonotwishtobeknown;lendmeyourliverytilltomorrow.Imaysleep,perhaps,ataninn.Pierreobeyed.
Fiveminutesafter,Andrealeftthehotel,completelydisguised,tookacabriolet,andorderedthedrivertotakehimtotheChevalRouge,atPicpus.
ThenextmorningheleftthatinnashehadlefttheHoteldesPrinces,withoutbeingnoticed,walkeddowntheFaubourgSt.Antoine,alongtheboulevardtoRueMenilmontant,andstoppingatthedoorofthethirdhouseontheleftlookedforsomeoneofwhomtomakeinquiryintheporter’sabsence.
Forwhomareyoulooking,myfinefellow?
askedthefruiteressontheoppositeside.
MonsieurPailletin,ifyouplease,mygoodwoman,repliedAndrea.
Aretiredbaker?askedthefruiteress.
Exactly.
Helivesattheendoftheyard,ontheleft,onthethirdstory.
Andreawentasshedirectedhim,andonthethirdfloorhefoundahare’spaw,which,bythehastyringingofthebell,itwasevidenthepulledwithconsiderableilltemper.
AmomentafterCaderousse’sfaceappearedatthegratinginthedoor.
Ah,youarepunctual,saidhe,ashedrewbackthedoor.
Confoundyouandyourpunctuality!saidAndrea,throwinghimselfintoachairinamannerwhichimpliedthathewouldratherhaveflungitattheheadofhishost.
Come,come,mylittlefellow,don’tbeangry.
See,Ihavethoughtaboutyoulookatthegoodbreakfastwearegoingtohave;nothingbutwhatyouarefondof.
Andrea,indeed,inhaledthescentofsomethingcookingwhichwasnotunwelcometohim,hungryashewas;itwasthatmixtureoffatandgarlicpeculiartoprovincialkitchensofaninferiororder,addedtothatofdriedfish,andaboveall,thepungentsmellofmuskandcloves.
Theseodorsescapedfromtwodeepdisheswhichwerecoveredandplacedonastove,andfromacopperpanplacedinanoldironpot.
InanadjoiningroomAndreasawalsoatolerablycleantablepreparedfortwo,twobottlesofwinesealed,theonewithgreen,theotherwithyellow,asupplyofbrandyinadecanter,andameasureoffruitinacabbageleaf,cleverlyarrangedonanearthenwareplate.
Whatdoyouthinkofit,mylittlefellow?saidCaderousse.Ay,thatsmellsgood!
YouknowIusedtobeafamouscook;doyourecollecthowyouusedtolickyourfingers?
Youwereamongthefirstwhotastedanyofmydishes,andIthinkyourelishedthemtolerably.
Whilespeaking,Caderoussewentonpeelingafreshsupplyofonions.
But,saidAndrea,illtemperedly,bymyfaith,ifitwasonlytobreakfastwithyou,thatyoudisturbedme,Iwishthedevilhadtakenyou!
Myboy,saidCaderoussesententiously,onecantalkwhileeating.
Andthen,youungratefulbeing,youarenotpleasedtoseeanoldfriend?Iamweepingwithjoy.
Hewastrulycrying,butitwouldhavebeendifficulttosaywhetherjoyortheonionsproducedthegreatesteffectonthelachrymalglandsoftheoldinnkeeperofthePontduGard.
Holdyourtongue,hypocrite,saidAndrea;youloveme!
Yes,Ido,ormaythedeviltakeme.Iknowitisaweakness,saidCaderousse,butitoverpowersme.
Andyetithasnotpreventedyoursendingformetoplaymesometrick.
Come,saidCaderousse,wipinghislargeknifeonhisapron,ifIdidnotlikeyou,doyouthinkIshouldendurethewretchedlifeyouleadme?Thinkforamoment.
Youhaveyourservant’sclothesonyouthereforekeepaservant;Ihavenone,andamobligedtopreparemyownmeals.
Youabusemycookerybecauseyoudineatthetabled’hoteoftheHoteldesPrinces,ortheCafedeParis.
Well,Itoocouldkeepaservant;Itoocouldhaveatilbury;ItoocoulddinewhereIlike;butwhydoInot?
BecauseIwouldnotannoymylittleBenedetto.
Come,justacknowledgethatIcould,eh?
Thisaddresswasaccompaniedbyalookwhichwasbynomeansdifficulttounderstand.
Well,saidAndrea,admittingyourlove,whydoyouwantmetobreakfastwithyou?
ThatImayhavethepleasureofseeingyou,mylittlefellow.
Whatistheuseofseeingmeafterwehavemadeallourarrangements?
Eh,dearfriend,saidCaderousse,arewillsevermadewithoutcodicils?
Butyoufirstcametobreakfast,didyounot?
Well,sitdown,andletusbeginwiththesepilchards,andthisfreshbutter;whichIhaveputonsomevineleavestopleaseyou,wickedone.
Ah,yes;youlookatmyroom,myfourstrawchairs,myimages,threefrancseach.Butwhatdoyouexpect?ThisisnottheHoteldesPrinces.
Come,youaregrowingdiscontented,youarenolongerhappy;you,whoonlywishtolivelikearetiredbaker.Caderoussesighed.Well,whathaveyoutosay?youhaveseenyourdreamrealized.
Icanstillsayitisadream;aretiredbaker,mypoorBenedetto,isrichhehasanannuity.
Well,youhaveanannuity.
Ihave?
Yes,sinceIbringyouyourtwohundredfrancs.Caderousseshruggedhisshoulders.
Itishumiliating,saidhe,thustoreceivemoneygivengrudgingly,anuncertainsupplywhichmaysoonfail.
YouseeIamobligedtoeconomize,incaseyourprosperityshouldcease.
Well,myfriend,fortuneisinconstant,asthechaplainoftheregimentsaid.
Iknowyourprosperityisgreat,yourascal;youaretomarrythedaughterofDanglars.
What?ofDanglars?
Yes,tobesure;mustIsayBaronDanglars?ImightaswellsayCountBenedetto.
Hewasanoldfriendofmineandifhehadnotsobadamemoryheoughttoinvitemetoyourwedding,seeinghecametomine.
Yes,yes,tomine;gad,hewasnotsoproudthen,hewasanunderclerktothegoodM.Morrel.
IhavedinedmanytimeswithhimandtheCountofMorcerf,soyouseeIhavesomehighconnectionsandwereItocultivatethemalittle,wemightmeetinthesamedrawingrooms.
Come,yourjealousyrepresentseverythingtoyouinthewronglight.
Thatisallveryfine,Benedettomio,butIknowwhatIamsaying.
PerhapsImayonedayputonmybestcoat,andpresentingmyselfatthegreatgate,introducemyself.Meanwhileletussitdownandeat.
Caderoussesettheexampleandattackedthebreakfastwithgoodappetite,praisingeachdishhesetbeforehisvisitor.
Thelatterseemedtohaveresignedhimself;hedrewthecorks,andpartooklargelyofthefishwiththegarlicandfat.
Ah,mate,saidCaderousse,youaregettingonbettertermswithyouroldlandlord!
Faith,yes,repliedAndrea,whosehungerprevailedovereveryotherfeeling.
Soyoulikeit,yourogue?
SomuchthatIwonderhowamanwhocancookthuscancomplainofhardliving.
Doyousee,saidCaderousse,allmyhappinessismarredbyonethought?
Whatisthat?
ThatIamdependentonanother,Iwhohavealwaysgainedmyownlivelihoodhonestly.
Donotletthatdisturbyou,Ihaveenoughfortwo.
No,truly;youmaybelievemeifyouwill;attheendofeverymonthIamtormentedbyremorse.
GoodCaderousse!
Somuchso,thatyesterdayIwouldnottakethetwohundredfrancs.
Yes,youwishedtospeaktome;butwasitindeedremorse,tellme?
Trueremorse;and,besides,anideahadstruckme.
Andreashuddered;healwaysdidsoatCaderousse’sideas.Itismiserabledoyousee?
alwaystowaittilltheendofthemonth.
Oh,saidAndreaphilosophically,determinedtowatchhiscompanionnarrowly,doesnotlifepassinwaiting?DoI,forinstance,farebetter?Well,Iwaitpatiently,doInot?
Yes;becauseinsteadofexpectingtwohundredwretchedfrancs,youexpectfiveorsixthousand,perhapsten,perhapseventwelve,foryoutakecarenottoletanyoneknowtheutmost.
Downthere,youalwayshadlittlepresentsandChristmasboxeswhichyoutriedtohidefromyourpoorfriendCaderousse.
Fortunatelyheisacunningfellow,thatfriendCaderousse.
Thereyouarebeginningagaintoramble,totalkagainandagainofthepast!Butwhatistheuseofteasingmewithgoingalloverthatagain?
Ah,youareonlyoneandtwenty,andcanforgetthepast;Iamfifty,andamobligedtorecollectit.Butletusreturntobusiness.
Yes.
Iwasgoingtosay,ifIwereinyourplace
Well.
Iwouldrealize
Howwouldyourealize?
Iwouldaskforsixmonths’inadvance,underpretenceofbeingabletopurchaseafarm,thenwithmysixmonthsIwoulddecamp.
Well,well,saidAndrea,thatisn’tabadidea.
Mydearfriend,saidCaderousse,eatofmybread,andtakemyadvice;youwillbenonetheworseoff,physicallyormorally.
But,saidAndrea,whydoyounotactontheadviceyougaveme?
Whydoyounotrealizeasixmonths’,ayear’sadvanceeven,andretiretoBrussels?
Insteadoflivingtheretiredbaker,youmightliveasabankrupt,usinghisprivileges;thatwouldbeverygood.
Buthowthedevilwouldyouhavemeretireontwelvehundredfrancs?
Ah,Caderousse,saidAndrea,howcovetousyouare!Twomonthsagoyouweredyingwithhunger.
Theappetitegrowsbywhatitfeedson,saidCaderousse,grinningandshowinghisteeth,likeamonkeylaughingoratigergrowling.
And,addedhe,bitingoffwithhislargewhiteteethanenormousmouthfulofbread,Ihaveformedaplan.
Caderousse’splansalarmedAndreastillmorethanhisideas;ideaswerebutthegerm,theplanwasreality.
Letmeseeyourplan;Idaresayitisaprettyone.
Whynot?WhoformedtheplanbywhichwelefttheestablishmentofM!eh?wasitnotI?anditwasnobadoneIbelieve,sincehereweare!
Idonotsay,repliedAndrea,thatyounevermakeagoodone;butletusseeyourplan.
Well,pursuedCaderousse,canyouwithoutexpendingonesou,putmeinthewayofgettingfifteenthousandfrancs?
No,fifteenthousandarenotenough,Icannotagainbecomeanhonestmanwithlessthanthirtythousandfrancs.
No,repliedAndrea,dryly,no,Icannot.
Idonotthinkyouunderstandme,repliedCaderousse,calmly;Isaidwithoutyourlayingoutasou.
Doyouwantmetocommitarobbery,tospoilallmygoodfortuneandyourswithmineandbothofustobedraggeddownthereagain?
Itwouldmakeverylittledifferencetome,saidCaderousse,ifIwereretaken,Iamapoorcreaturetolivealone,andsometimespineformyoldcomrades;notlikeyou,heartlesscreature,whowouldbegladnevertoseethemagain.
Andreadidmorethantremblethistime,heturnedpale.
Come,Caderousse,nononsense!saidhe.
Don’talarmyourself,mylittleBenedetto,butjustpointouttomesomemeansofgainingthosethirtythousandfrancswithoutyourassistance,andIwillcontriveit.
Well,I’llseeI’lltrytocontrivesomeway,saidAndrea.
Meanwhileyouwillraisemymonthlyallowancetofivehundredfrancs,mylittlefellow?Ihaveafancy,andmeantogetahousekeeper.
Well,youshallhaveyourfivehundredfrancs,saidAndrea;butitisveryhardforme,mypoorCaderousseyoutakeadvantage
Bah,saidCaderousse,whenyouhaveaccesstocountlessstores.
OnewouldhavesaidAndreaanticipatedhiscompanion’swords,sodidhiseyeflashlikelightning,butitwasbutforamoment.
True,hereplied,andmyprotectorisverykind.
Thatdearprotector,saidCaderousse;andhowmuchdoeshegiveyoumonthly?
Fivethousandfrancs.
Asmanythousandsasyougivemehundreds!Truly,itisonlybastardswhoarethusfortunate.Fivethousandfrancspermonth!Whatthedevilcanyoudowithallthat?
Oh,itisnotroubletospendthat;andIamlikeyou,Iwantcapital.
Capital?yesIunderstandeveryonewouldlikecapital.
Well,andIshallgetit.
Whowillgiveittoyouyourprince?
Yes,myprince.ButunfortunatelyImustwait.
Youmustwaitforwhat?askedCaderousse.
Forhisdeath.
Thedeathofyourprince?
Yes.
Howso?
Becausehehasmadehiswillinmyfavor.
Indeed?
Onmyhonor.
Forhowmuch?
Forfivehundredthousand.
Onlythat?It’slittleenough.
Butsoitis.
Noitcannotbe!
Areyoumyfriend,Caderousse?
Yes,inlifeordeath.
Well,Iwilltellyouasecret.
Whatisit?
Butremember
Ah,pardieu,muteasacarp.
Well,IthinkAndreastoppedandlookedaround.
Youthink?Donotfear;pardieu,wearealone.
IthinkIhavediscoveredmyfather.
Yourtruefather?
Yes.
NotoldCavalcanti?
No,forhehasgoneagain;thetrueone,asyousay.
Andthatfatheris
Well,Caderousse,itisMonteCristo.
Bah!
Yes,youunderstand,thatexplainsall.Hecannotacknowledgemeopenly,itappears,buthedoesitthroughM.Cavalcanti,andgiveshimfiftythousandfrancsforit.
Fiftythousandfrancsforbeingyourfather?Iwouldhavedoneitforhalfthat,fortwentythousand,forfifteenthousand;whydidyounotthinkofme,ungratefulman?
DidIknowanythingaboutit,whenitwasalldonewhenIwasdownthere?
Ah,truly?Andyousaythatbyhiswill
Heleavesmefivehundredthousandlivres.
Areyousureofit?
Heshoweditme;butthatisnotallthereisacodicil,asIsaidjustnow.
Probably.
Andinthatcodicilheacknowledgesme.
Oh,thegoodfather,thebravefather,theveryhonestfather!saidCaderousse,twirlingaplateintheairbetweenhistwohands.
NowsayifIconcealanythingfromyou?
No,andyourconfidencemakesyouhonorableinmyopinion;andyourprincelyfather,isherich,veryrich?
Yes,heisthat;hedoesnothimselfknowtheamountofhisfortune.
Isitpossible?
Itisevidentenoughtome,whoamalwaysathishouse.
Theotherdayabanker’sclerkbroughthimfiftythousandfrancsinaportfolioaboutthesizeofyourplate;yesterdayhisbankerbroughthimahundredthousandfrancsingold.
Caderoussewasfilledwithwonder;theyoungman’swordssoundedtohimlikemetal,andhethoughthecouldheartherushingofcascadesoflouis.Andyougointothathouse?criedhebriskly.
WhenIlike.
Caderoussewasthoughtfulforamoment.Itwaseasytoperceivehewasrevolvingsomeunfortunateideainhismind.
Thensuddenly,HowIshouldliketoseeallthat,criedhe;howbeautifulitmustbe!
Itis,infact,magnificent,saidAndrea.
AnddoeshenotliveintheChampsElysees?
Yes,No.30.
Ah,saidCaderousse,No.30.
Yes,afinehousestandingalone,betweenacourtyardandagarden,youmustknowit.
Possibly;butitisnottheexteriorIcarefor,itistheinterior.Whatbeautifulfurnituretheremustbeinit!
HaveyoueverseentheTuileries?
No.
Well,itsurpassesthat.
Itmustbeworthone’swhiletostoop,Andrea,whenthatgoodM.MonteCristoletsfallhispurse.
Itisnotworthwhiletowaitforthat,saidAndrea;moneyisasplentifulinthathouseasfruitinanorchard.
Butyoushouldtakemethereonedaywithyou.
HowcanI?Onwhatplea?
Youareright;butyouhavemademymouthwater.Imustabsolutelyseeit;Ishallfindaway.
Nononsense,Caderousse!
Iwilloffermyselfasfloorpolisher.
Theroomsareallcarpeted.
Well,then,Imustbecontentedtoimagineit.
Thatisthebestplan,believeme.
Try,atleast,togivemeanideaofwhatitis.
HowcanI?
Nothingiseasier.Isitlarge?
Middling.
Howisitarranged?
Faith,Ishouldrequirepen,ink,andpapertomakeaplan.
Theyareallhere,saidCaderousse,briskly.
Hefetchedfromanoldsecretaryasheetofwhitepaperandpenandink.
Here,saidCaderousse,drawmeallthatonthepaper,myboy.
Andreatookthepenwithanimperceptiblesmileandbegan.
Thehouse,asIsaid,isbetweenthecourtandthegarden;inthisway,doyousee?
Andreadrewthegarden,thecourtandthehouse.
Highwalls?
Notmorethaneightortenfeet.
Thatisnotprudent,saidCaderousse.
Inthecourtareorangetreesinpots,turf,andclumpsofflowers.
Andnosteeltraps?
No.
Thestables?
Areoneithersideofthegate,whichyouseethere.AndAndreacontinuedhisplan.
Letusseethegroundfloor,saidCaderousse.
Onthegroundfloor,diningroom,twodrawingrooms,billiardroom,staircaseinthehall,andalittlebackstaircase.
Windows?
Magnificentwindows,sobeautiful,solarge,thatIbelieveamanofyoursizeshouldpassthrougheachframe.
Whythedevilhavetheyanystairswithsuchwindows?
Luxuryhaseverything.
Butshutters?
Yes,buttheyareneverused.ThatCountofMonteCristoisanoriginal,wholovestolookattheskyevenatnight.
Andwheredotheservantssleep?
Oh,theyhaveahousetothemselves.Picturetoyourselfaprettycoachhouseattherighthandsidewheretheladdersarekept.
Well,overthatcoachhousearetheservants’rooms,withbellscorrespondingwiththedifferentapartments.
Ah,diablebellsdidyousay?
Whatdoyoumean?
Oh,nothing!Ionlysaytheycostaloadofmoneytohang,andwhatistheuseofthem,Ishouldliketoknow?
Thereusedtobeadogletlooseintheyardatnight,butithasbeentakentothehouseatAuteuil,tothatyouwentto,youknow.
Yes.
Iwassayingtohimonlyyesterday,Youareimprudent,MonsieurCount;forwhenyougotoAuteuilandtakeyourservantsthehouseisleftunprotected.’Well,’saidhe,whatnext?’
Well,next,somedayyouwillberobbed.’
Whatdidheanswer?
Hequietlysaid,WhatdoIcareifIam?’
Andrea,hehassomesecretarywithaspring.
Howdoyouknow?
Yes,whichcatchesthethiefinatrapandplaysatune.Iwastoldthereweresuchatthelastexhibition.
Hehassimplyamahoganysecretary,inwhichthekeyisalwayskept.
Andheisnotrobbed?
No;hisservantsarealldevotedtohim.
Thereoughttobesomemoneyinthatsecretary?
Theremaybe.Nooneknowswhatthereis.
Andwhereisit?
Onthefirstfloor.
Sketchmetheplanofthatfloor,asyouhavedoneofthegroundfloor,myboy.
Thatisverysimple.Andreatookthepen.
Onthefirststory,doyousee,thereistheanteroomandthedrawingroom;totherightofthedrawingroom,alibraryandastudy;totheleft,abedroomandadressingroom.
Thefamoussecretaryisinthedressingroom.
Isthereawindowinthedressingroom?
Two,onehereandonethere.Andreasketchedtwowindowsintheroom,whichformedanangleontheplan,andappearedasasmallsquareaddedtotherectangleofthebedroom.Caderoussebecamethoughtful.DoesheoftengotoAuteuil?addedhe.
Twoorthreetimesaweek.Tomorrow,forinstance,heisgoingtospendthedayandnightthere.
Areyousureofit?
Hehasinvitedmetodinethere.
There’salifeforyou,saidCaderousse;atownhouseandacountryhouse.
Thatiswhatitistoberich.
Andshallyoudinethere?
Probably.
Whenyoudinethere,doyousleepthere?
IfIlike;Iamathomethere.Caderousselookedattheyoungman,asiftogetatthetruthfromthebottomofhisheart.
ButAndreadrewacigarcasefromhispocket,tookahavana,quietlylitit,andbegansmoking.
Whendoyouwantyourtwelvehundredfrancs?saidhetoCaderousse.
Now,ifyouhavethem.Andreatookfiveandtwentylouisfromhispocket.
Yellowboys?saidCaderousse;no,Ithankyou.
Oh,youdespisethem.
Onthecontrary,Iesteemthem,butwillnothavethem.
Youcanchangethem,idiot;goldisworthfivesous.
Exactly;andhewhochangesthemwillfollowfriendCaderousse,layhandsonhim,anddemandwhatfarmerspayhimtheirrentingold.
Nononsense,mygoodfellow;silversimply,roundcoinswiththeheadofsomemonarchorotheronthem.
Anybodymaypossessafivefrancpiece.
ButdoyousupposeIcarryfivehundredfrancsaboutwithme?Ishouldwantaporter.
Well,leavethemwithyourporter;heistobetrusted.Iwillcallforthem.
Today?
No,tomorrow;Ishallnothavetimetoday.
Well,tomorrowIwillleavethemwhenIgotoAuteuil.
MayIdependonit?
Certainly.
BecauseIshallsecuremyhousekeeperonthestrengthofit.
Nowseehere,willthatbeall?Eh?Andwillyounottormentmeanymore?
Never.CaderoussehadbecomesogloomythatAndreafearedheshouldbeobligedtonoticethechange.
Heredoubledhisgayetyandcarelessness.
Howsprightlyyouare,saidCaderousse;Onewouldsayyouwerealreadyinpossessionofyourproperty.
No,unfortunately;butwhenIdoobtainit
Well?
Ishallrememberoldfriends,Icantellyouthat.
Yes,sinceyouhavesuchagoodmemory.
Whatdoyouwant?Itlooksasifyouweretryingtofleeceme?
I?Whatanidea!I,whoamgoingtogiveyouanotherpieceofgoodadvice.
Whatisit?
Toleavebehindyouthediamondyouhaveonyourfinger.Weshallbothgetintotrouble.Youwillruinbothyourselfandmebyyourfolly.
Howso?saidAndrea.
How?Youputonalivery,youdisguiseyourselfasaservant,andyetkeepadiamondonyourfingerworthfourorfivethousandfrancs.
Youguesswell.
Iknowsomethingofdiamonds;Ihavehadsome.
Youdowelltoboastofit,saidAndrea,who,withoutbecomingangry,asCaderoussefeared,atthisnewextortion,quietlyresignedthering.
CaderousselookedsocloselyatitthatAndreawellknewthathewasexaminingtoseeifalltheedgeswereperfect.
Itisafalsediamond,saidCaderousse.
Youarejokingnow,repliedAndrea.
Donotbeangry,wecantryit.Caderoussewenttothewindow,touchedtheglasswithit,andfounditwouldcut.
Confiteor,saidCaderousse,puttingthediamondonhislittlefinger;Iwasmistaken;butthosethievesofjewellersimitatesowellthatitisnolongerworthwhiletorobajeweller’sshopitisanotherbranchofindustryparalyzed.
Haveyoufinished?saidAndrea,doyouwantanythingmore?willyouhavemywaistcoatormyhat?Makefree,nowyouhavebegun.
No;youare,afterall,agoodcompanion;Iwillnotdetainyou,andwilltrytocuremyselfofmyambition.
Buttakecarethesamethingdoesnothappentoyouinsellingthediamondyoufearedwiththegold.
Ishallnotsellitdonotfear.
Notatleasttillthedayaftertomorrow,thoughttheyoungman.
Happyrogue,saidCaderousse;youaregoingtofindyourservants,yourhorses,yourcarriage,andyourbetrothed!
Yes,saidAndrea.
Well,IhopeyouwillmakeahandsomeweddingpresentthedayyoumarryMademoiselleDanglars.
Ihavealreadytoldyouitisafancyyouhavetakeninyourhead.
Whatfortunehasshe?
ButItellyou
Amillion?Andreashruggedhisshoulders.
Letitbeamillion,saidCaderousse;youcanneverhavesomuchasIwishyou.
Thankyou,saidtheyoungman.
Oh,Iwishityouwithallmyheart!addedCaderoussewithhishoarselaugh.Stop,letmeshowyoutheway.
Itisnotworthwhile.
Yes,itis.
Why?
Becausethereisalittlesecret,aprecautionIthoughtitdesirabletotake,oneofHuret&Fitchet’slocks,revisedandimprovedbyGaspardCaderousse;Iwillmanufactureyouasimilaronewhenyouareacapitalist.
Thankyou,saidAndrea;Iwillletyouknowaweekbeforehand.Theyparted.
CaderousseremainedonthelandinguntilhehadnotonlyseenAndreagodownthethreestories,butalsocrossthecourt.
Thenhereturnedhastily,shuthisdoorcarefully,andbegantostudy,likeacleverarchitect,theplanAndreahadlefthim.
DearBenedetto,saidhe,Ithinkhewillnotbesorrytoinherithisfortune,andhewhohastensthedaywhenhecantouchhisfivehundredthousandwillnotbehisworstfriend.
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