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Theeveningpassedon;MadamedeVillefortexpressedadesiretoreturntoParis,whichMadameDanglarshadnotdaredtodo,notwithstandingtheuneasinesssheexperienced.
Onhiswife’srequest,M.deVillefortwasthefirsttogivethesignalofdeparture.
HeofferedaseatinhislandautoMadameDanglars,thatshemightbeunderthecareofhiswife.
AsforM.Danglars,absorbedinaninterestingconversationwithM.Cavalcanti,hepaidnoattentiontoanythingthatwaspassing.
WhileMonteCristohadbeggedthesmellingbottleofMadamedeVillefort,hehadnoticedtheapproachofVilleforttoMadameDanglars,andhesoonguessedallthathadpassedbetweenthem,thoughthewordshadbeenutteredinsolowavoiceashardlytobeheardbyMadameDanglars.
Withoutopposingtheirarrangements,heallowedMorrel,ChateauRenaud,andDebraytoleaveonhorseback,andtheladiesinM.deVillefort’scarriage.
Danglars,moreandmoredelightedwithMajorCavalcanti,hadofferedhimaseatinhiscarriage.
AndreaCavalcantifoundhistilburywaitingatthedoor;thegroom,ineveryrespectacaricatureoftheEnglishfashion,wasstandingontiptoetoholdalargeirongrayhorse.
Andreahadspokenverylittleduringdinner;hewasanintelligentlad,andhefearedtouttersomeabsurditybeforesomanygrandpeople,amongstwhom,withdilatingeyes,hesawtheking’sattorney.
ThenhehadbeenseizeduponbyDanglars,who,witharapidglanceatthestiffneckedoldmajorandhismodestson,andtakingintoconsiderationthehospitalityofthecount,madeuphismindthathewasinthesocietyofsomenabobcometoParistofinishtheworldlyeducationofhisheir.
Hecontemplatedwithunspeakabledelightthelargediamondwhichshoneonthemajor’slittlefinger;forthemajor,likeaprudentman,incaseofanyaccidenthappeningtohisbanknotes,hadimmediatelyconvertedthemintoanavailableasset.
Then,afterdinner,onthepretextofbusiness,hequestionedthefatherandsonupontheirmodeofliving;andthefatherandson,previouslyinformedthatitwasthroughDanglarstheonewastoreceivehis48,000francsandtheother50,000livresannually,weresofullofaffabilitythattheywouldhaveshakenhandsevenwiththebanker’sservants,somuchdidtheirgratitudeneedanobjecttoexpenditselfupon.
Onethingabovealltherestheightenedtherespect,nayalmosttheveneration,ofDanglarsforCavalcanti.
Thelatter,faithfultotheprincipleofHorace,niladmirari,hadcontentedhimselfwithshowinghisknowledgebydeclaringinwhatlakethebestlampreyswerecaught.
Thenhehadeatensomewithoutsayingawordmore;Danglars,therefore,concludedthatsuchluxurieswerecommonatthetableoftheillustriousdescendantoftheCavalcanti,whomostlikelyinLuccafedupontroutbroughtfromSwitzerland,andlobsterssentfromEngland,bythesamemeansusedbythecounttobringthelampreysfromLakeFusaro,andthesterletfromtheVolga.
ThusitwaswithmuchpolitenessofmannerthatheheardCavalcantipronouncethesewords,Tomorrow,sir,Ishallhavethehonorofwaitinguponyouonbusiness.
AndI,sir,saidDanglars,shallbemosthappytoreceiveyou.
UponwhichheofferedtotakeCavalcantiinhiscarriagetotheHoteldesPrinces,ifitwouldnotbedeprivinghimofthecompanyofhisson.
TothisCavalcantirepliedbysayingthatforsometimepasthissonhadlivedindependentlyofhim,thathehadhisownhorsesandcarriages,andthatnothavingcometogether,itwouldnotbedifficultforthemtoleaveseparately.
Themajorseatedhimself,therefore,bythesideofDanglars,whowasmoreandmorecharmedwiththeideasoforderandeconomywhichruledthisman,andyetwho,beingabletoallowhisson60,000francsayear,mightbesupposedtopossessafortuneof500,000or600,000livres.
AsforAndrea,hebegan,bywayofshowingoff,toscoldhisgroom,who,insteadofbringingthetilburytothestepsofthehouse,hadtakenittotheouterdoor,thusgivinghimthetroubleofwalkingthirtystepstoreachit.
Thegroomheardhimwithhumility,tookthebitoftheimpatientanimalwithhislefthand,andwiththerightheldoutthereinstoAndrea,who,takingthemfromhim,restedhispolishedbootlightlyonthestep.
Atthatmomentahandtouchedhisshoulder.
Theyoungmanturnedround,thinkingthatDanglarsorMonteCristohadforgottensomethingtheywishedtotellhim,andhadreturnedjustastheywerestarting.
Butinsteadofeitherofthese,hesawnothingbutastrangeface,sunburnt,andencircledbyabeard,witheyesbrilliantascarbuncles,andasmileuponthemouthwhichdisplayedaperfectsetofwhiteteeth,pointedandsharpasthewolf’sorjackal’s.
Aredhandkerchiefencircledhisgrayhead;tornandfilthygarmentscoveredhislargebonylimbs,whichseemedasthough,likethoseofaskeleton,theywouldrattleashewalked;andthehandwithwhichheleanedupontheyoungman’sshoulder,andwhichwasthefirstthingAndreasaw,seemedofgiganticsize.
Didtheyoungmanrecognizethatfacebythelightofthelanterninhistilbury,orwashemerelystruckwiththehorribleappearanceofhisinterrogator?
Wecannotsay;butonlyrelatethefactthatheshudderedandsteppedbacksuddenly.Whatdoyouwantofme?heasked.
Pardonme,myfriend,ifIdisturbyou,saidthemanwiththeredhandkerchief,butIwanttospeaktoyou.
Youhavenorighttobegatnight,saidthegroom,endeavoringtoridhismasterofthetroublesomeintruder.
Iamnotbegging,myfinefellow,saidtheunknowntotheservant,withsoironicalanexpressionoftheeye,andsofrightfulasmile,thathewithdrew;Ionlywishtosaytwoorthreewordstoyourmaster,whogavemeacommissiontoexecuteaboutafortnightago.
Come,saidAndrea,withsufficientnerveforhisservantnottoperceivehisagitation,whatdoyouwant?Speakquickly,friend.
Themansaid,inalowvoice:IwishIwishyoutosparemethewalkbacktoParis.
Iamverytired,andasIhavenoteatensogoodadinnerasyou,Icanscarcelystand.
Theyoungmanshudderedatthisstrangefamiliarity.
Tellme,hesaidtellmewhatyouwant?
Well,then,Iwantyoutotakemeupinyourfinecarriage,andcarrymeback.Andreaturnedpale,butsaidnothing.
Yes,saidtheman,thrustinghishandsintohispockets,andlookingimpudentlyattheyouth;Ihavetakenthewhimintomyhead;doyouunderstand,MasterBenedetto?
Atthisname,nodoubt,theyoungmanreflectedalittle,forhewenttowardshisgroom,saying,Thismanisright;Ididindeedchargehimwithacommission,theresultofwhichhemusttellme;walktothebarrier,theretakeacab,thatyoumaynotbetoolate.Thesurprisedgroomretired.
Letmeatleastreachashadyspot,saidAndrea.
Oh,asforthat,I’lltakeyoutoasplendidplace,saidthemanwiththehandkerchief;andtakingthehorse’sbitheledthetilburywhereitwascertainlyimpossibleforanyonetowitnessthehonorthatAndreaconferreduponhim.
Don’tthinkIwantthegloryofridinginyourfinecarriage,saidhe;oh,no,it’sonlybecauseIamtired,andalsobecauseIhavealittlebusinesstotalkoverwithyou.
Come,stepin,saidtheyoungman.Itwasapitythisscenehadnotoccurredindaylight,foritwascurioustoseethisrascalthrowinghimselfheavilydownonthecushionbesidetheyoungandelegantdriverofthetilbury.
Andreadrovepastthelasthouseinthevillagewithoutsayingawordtohiscompanion,whosmiledcomplacently,asthoughwellpleasedtofindhimselftravellinginsocomfortableavehicle.
OnceoutofAuteuil,Andrealookedaround,inordertoassurehimselfthathecouldneitherbeseennorheard,andthen,stoppingthehorseandcrossinghisarmsbeforetheman,heasked,Now,tellmewhyyoucometodisturbmytranquillity?
Letmeaskyouwhyyoudeceivedme?
HowhaveIdeceivedyou?
’How,’doyouask?WhenwepartedatthePontduVar,youtoldmeyouweregoingtotravelthroughPiedmontandTuscany;butinsteadofthat,youcometoParis.
Howdoesthatannoyyou?
Itdoesnot;onthecontrary,Ithinkitwillanswermypurpose.
So,saidAndrea,youarespeculatinguponme?
Whatfinewordsheuses!
Iwarnyou,MasterCaderousse,thatyouaremistaken.
Well,well,don’tbeangry,myboy;youknowwellenoughwhatitistobeunfortunate;andmisfortunesmakeusjealous.
IthoughtyouwereearningalivinginTuscanyorPiedmontbyactingasfacchinoorcicerone,andIpitiedyousincerely,asIwouldachildofmyown.
YouknowIalwaysdidcallyoumychild.
Come,come,whatthen?
Patiencepatience!
Iampatient,butgoon.
AllatonceIseeyoupassthroughthebarrierwithagroom,atilbury,andfinenewclothes.Youmusthavediscoveredamine,orelsebecomeastockbroker.
Sothat,asyouconfess,youarejealous?
No,IampleasedsopleasedthatIwishedtocongratulateyou;butasIamnotquiteproperlydressed,Ichosemyopportunity,thatImightnotcompromiseyou.
Yes,andafineopportunityyouhavechosen!exclaimedAndrea;youspeaktomebeforemyservant.
HowcanIhelpthat,myboy?IspeaktoyouwhenIcancatchyou.
Youhaveaquickhorse,alighttilbury,youarenaturallyasslipperyasaneel;ifIhadmissedyoutonight,Imightnothavehadanotherchance.
Yousee,Idonotconcealmyself.
Youarelucky;IwishIcouldsayasmuch,forIdoconcealmyself;andthenIwasafraidyouwouldnotrecognizeme,butyoudid,addedCaderoussewithhisunpleasantsmile.Itwasverypoliteofyou.
Come,saidAndrea,whatdoyouwant?
Youdonotspeakaffectionatelytome,Benedetto,myoldfriend,thatisnotrighttakecare,orImaybecometroublesome.
Thismenacesmotheredtheyoungman’spassion.Heurgedthehorseagainintoatrot.
Youshouldnotspeaksotoanoldfriendlikeme,Caderousse,asyousaidjustnow;youareanativeofMarseilles,Iam
Doyouknowthennowwhatyouare?
No,butIwasbroughtupinCorsica;youareoldandobstinate,Iamyoungandwilful.
Betweenpeoplelikeusthreatsareoutofplace,everythingshouldbeamicablyarranged.
Isitmyfaultiffortune,whichhasfrownedonyou,hasbeenkindtome?
Fortunehasbeenkindtoyou,then?Yourtilbury,yourgroom,yourclothes,arenotthenhired?Good,somuchthebetter,saidCaderousse,hiseyessparklingwithavarice.
Oh,youknewthatwellenoughbeforespeakingtome,saidAndrea,becomingmoreandmoreexcited.
IfIhadbeenwearingahandkerchieflikeyoursonmyhead,ragsonmyback,andwornoutshoesonmyfeet,youwouldnothaveknownme.
Youwrongme,myboy;nowIhavefoundyou,nothingpreventsmybeingaswelldressedasanyone,knowing,asIdo,thegoodnessofyourheart.
Ifyouhavetwocoatsyouwillgivemeoneofthem.
Iusedtodividemysoupandbeanswithyouwhenyouwerehungry.
True,saidAndrea.
Whatanappetiteyouusedtohave!Isitasgoodnow?
Oh,yes,repliedAndrea,laughing.
Howdidyoucometobediningwiththatprincewhosehouseyouhavejustleft?
Heisnotaprince;simplyacount.
Acount,andarichonetoo,eh?
Yes;butyouhadbetternothaveanythingtosaytohim,forheisnotaverygoodtemperedgentleman.
Oh,beeasy!Ihavenodesignuponyourcount,andyoushallhavehimalltoyourself.
But,saidCaderousse,againsmilingwiththedisagreeableexpressionhehadbeforeassumed,youmustpayforityouunderstand?
Well,whatdoyouwant?
Ithinkthatwithahundredfrancsamonth
Well?
Icouldlive
Uponahundredfrancs!
Comeyouunderstandme;butthatwith
With?
WithahundredandfiftyfrancsIshouldbequitehappy.
Herearetwohundred,saidAndrea;andheplacedtengoldlouisinthehandofCaderousse.
Good!saidCaderousse.
Applytothestewardonthefirstdayofeverymonth,andyouwillreceivethesamesum.
Therenow,againyoudegrademe.
Howso?
Bymakingmeapplytotheservants,whenIwanttotransactbusinesswithyoualone.
Well,beitso,then.Takeitfrommethen,andsolongatleastasIreceivemyincome,youshallbepaidyours.
Come,come;Ialwayssaidyouwereafinefellow,anditisablessingwhengoodfortunehappenstosuchasyou.Buttellmeallaboutit?
Whydoyouwishtoknow?askedCavalcanti.
What?doyouagaindefyme?
No;thefactis,Ihavefoundmyfather.
What?arealfather?
Yes,solongashepaysme
You’llhonorandbelievehimthat’sright.Whatishisname?
MajorCavalcanti.
Ishepleasedwithyou?
SofarIhaveappearedtoanswerhispurpose.
Andwhofoundthisfatherforyou?
TheCountofMonteCristo.
Themanwhosehouseyouhavejustleft?
Yes.
Iwishyouwouldtryandfindmeasituationwithhimasgrandfather,sinceheholdsthemoneychest!
Well,Iwillmentionyoutohim.Meanwhile,whatareyougoingtodo?
I?Yes,you.
Itisverykindofyoutotroubleyourselfaboutme.
Sinceyouinterestyourselfinmyaffairs,Ithinkitisnowmyturntoaskyousomequestions.
Ah,true.Well;Ishallrentaroominsomerespectablehouse,wearadecentcoat,shaveeveryday,andgoandreadthepapersinacafe.
Then,intheevening,Ishallgotothetheatre;Ishalllooklikesomeretiredbaker.ThatiswhatIwant.
Come,ifyouwillonlyputthisschemeintoexecution,andbesteady,nothingcouldbebetter.
Doyouthinkso,M.Bossuet?Andyouwhatwillyoubecome?ApeerofFrance?
Ah,saidAndrea,whoknows?
MajorCavalcantiisalreadyone,perhaps;butthen,hereditaryrankisabolished.
Nopolitics,Caderousse.Andnowthatyouhaveallyouwant,andthatweunderstandeachother,jumpdownfromthetilburyanddisappear.
Notatall,mygoodfriend.
How?Notatall?
Why,justthinkforamoment;withthisredhandkerchiefonmyhead,withscarcelyanyshoes,nopapers,andtengoldnapoleonsinmypocket,withoutreckoningwhatwastherebeforemakinginallabouttwohundredfrancs,why,Ishouldcertainlybearrestedatthebarriers.
Then,tojustifymyself,Ishouldsaythatyougavemethemoney;thiswouldcauseinquiries,itwouldbefoundthatIleftToulonwithoutgivingduenotice,andIshouldthenbeescortedbacktotheshoresoftheMediterranean.
ThenIshouldbecomesimplyNo.106,andgoodbytomydreamofresemblingtheretiredbaker!
No,no,myboy;Ipreferremaininghonorablyinthecapital.Andreascowled.
Certainly,ashehadhimselfowned,thereputedsonofMajorCavalcantiwasawilfulfellow.
Hedrewupforaminute,threwarapidglancearoundhim,andthenhishandfellinstantlyintohispocket,whereitbeganplayingwithapistol.
But,meanwhile,Caderousse,whohadnevertakenhiseyesoffhiscompanion,passedhishandbehindhisback,andopenedalongSpanishknife,whichhealwayscarriedwithhim,tobereadyincaseofneed.
Thetwofriends,aswesee,wereworthyofandunderstoodoneanother.
Andrea’shandlefthispocketinoffensively,andwascarrieduptotheredmustache,whichitplayedwithforsometime.
GoodCaderousse,hesaid,howhappyyouwillbe.
Iwilldomybest,saidtheinnkeeperofthePontduGard,shuttinguphisknife.
Well,then,wewillgointoParis.Buthowwillyoupassthroughthebarrierwithoutexcitingsuspicion?Itseemstomethatyouareinmoredangerridingthanonfoot.
Wait,saidCaderousse,weshallsee.
Hethentookthegreatcoatwiththelargecollar,whichthegroomhadleftbehindinthetilbury,andputitonhisback;thenhetookoffCavalcanti’shat,whichheplaceduponhisownhead,andfinallyheassumedthecarelessattitudeofaservantwhosemasterdriveshimself.
But,tellme,saidAndrea,amItoremainbareheaded?
Pooh,saidCaderousse;itissowindythatyourhatcaneasilyappeartohaveblownoff.
Come,come;enoughofthis,saidCavalcanti.
Whatareyouwaitingfor?saidCaderousse.IhopeIamnotthecause.
Hush,saidAndrea.Theypassedthebarrierwithoutaccident.AtthefirstcrossstreetAndreastoppedhishorse,andCaderousseleapedout.
Well!saidAndrea,myservant’scoatandmyhat?
Ah,saidCaderousse,youwouldnotlikemetorisktakingcold?
ButwhatamItodo?
You?Oh,youareyoungwhileIambeginningtogetold.Aurevoir,Benedetto;andrunningintoacourt,hedisappeared.Alas,saidAndrea,sighing,onecannotbecompletelyhappyinthisworld!
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