Leavingbyanearlytrain,IgottoLimmeridgeintimefordinner. Thehousewasoppressivelyemptyanddull. IhadexpectedthatgoodMrs.Veseywouldhavebeencompanyformeintheabsenceoftheyoungladies,butshewasconfinedtoherroombyacold. Theservantsweresosurprisedatseeingmethattheyhurriedandbustledabsurdly,andmadeallsortsofannoyingmistakes. Eventhebutler,whowasoldenoughtohaveknownbetter,broughtmeabottleofportthatwaschilled. ThereportsofMr.Fairlie’shealthwerejustasusual,andwhenIsentupamessagetoannouncemyarrival,Iwastoldthathewouldbedelightedtoseemethenextmorningbutthatthesuddennewsofmyappearancehadprostratedhimwithpalpitationsfortherestoftheevening. Thewindhowleddismallyallnight,andstrangecrackingandgroaningnoisessoundedhere,there,andeverywhereintheemptyhouse. Isleptaswretchedlyaspossible,andgotupinamightybadhumourtobreakfastbymyselfthenextmorning. Atteno’clockIwasconductedtoMr.Fairlie’sapartments. Hewasinhisusualroom,hisusualchair,andhisusualaggravatingstateofmindandbody. WhenIwentin,hisvaletwasstandingbeforehim,holdingupforinspectionaheavyvolumeofetchings,aslongandasbroadasmyofficewriting-desk. Themiserableforeignergrinnedinthemostabjectmanner,andlookedreadytodropwithfatigue,whilehismastercomposedlyturnedovertheetchings,andbroughttheirhiddenbeautiestolightwiththehelpofamagnifyingglass. “Youverybestofgoodoldfriends,”saidMr.Fairlie,leaninghacklazilybeforehecouldlookatme,“areyouQUITEwell?Howniceofyoutocomehereandseemeinmysolitude.DearGilmore!” IhadexpectedthatthevaletwouldbedismissedwhenIappeared,butnothingofthesorthappened. Therehestood,infrontofhismaster’schair,tremblingundertheweightoftheetchings,andthereMr.Fairliesat,serenelytwirlingthemagnifyingglassbetweenhiswhitefingersandthumbs. “Ihavecometospeaktoyouonaveryimportantmatter,”Isaid,“andyouwillthereforeexcuseme,ifIsuggestthatwehadbetterbealone.” Theunfortunatevaletlookedatmegratefully.Mr.Fairliefaintlyrepeatedmylastthreewords,“betterbealone,”witheveryappearanceoftheutmostpossibleastonishment. Iwasinnohumourfortrifling,andIresolvedtomakehimunderstandwhatImeant. “Obligemebygivingthatmanpermissiontowithdraw,”Isaid,pointingtothevalet. Mr.Fairliearchedhiseyebrowsandpurseduphislipsinsarcasticsurprise. “YouprovokingoldGilmore,whatcanyoupossiblymeanbycallinghimaman?He’snothingofthesort. Hemighthavebeenamanhalfanhourago,beforeIwantedmyetchings,andhemaybeamanhalfanhourhence,whenIdon’twantthemanylonger. Atpresentheissimplyaportfoliostand. Whyobject,Gilmore,toaportfoliostand?” “IDOobject.Forthethirdtime,Mr.Fairlie,Ibegthatwemaybealone.” Mytoneandmannerlefthimnoalternativebuttocomplywithmyrequest.Helookedattheservant,andpointedpeevishlytoachairathisside. “Putdowntheetchingsandgoaway,”hesaid.“Don’tupsetmebylosingmyplace. Haveyou,orhaveyounot,lostmyplace?Areyousureyouhavenot? Andhaveyouputmyhand-bellquitewithinmyreach?Yes?Thenwhythedevildon’tyougo?” Thevaletwentout.Mr.Fairlietwistedhimselfroundinhischair,polishedthemagnifyingglasswithhisdelicatecambrichandkerchief,andindulgedhimselfwithasidelonginspectionoftheopenvolumeofetchings. Itwasnoteasytokeepmytemperunderthesecircumstances,butIdidkeepit. “Ihavecomehereatgreatpersonalinconvenience,”Isaid,“toservetheinterestsofyournieceandyourfamily,andIthinkIhaveestablishedsomeslightclaimtobefavouredwithyourattentioninreturn.” “Don’tbullyme!”exclaimedMr.Fairlie,fallingbackhelplesslyinthechair,andclosinghiseyes.“Pleasedon’tbullyme.I’mnotstrongenough.” Iwasdeterminednottolethimprovokeme,forLauraFairlie’ssake. “Myobject,”Iwenton,“istoentreatyoutoreconsideryourletter,andnottoforcemetoabandonthejustrightsofyourniece,andofallwhobelongtoher. Letmestatethecasetoyouoncemore,andforthelasttime.” Mr.Fairlieshookhisheadandsighedpiteously. “Thisisheartlessofyou,Gilmore—veryheartless,”hesaid.“Nevermind,goon.” Iputallthepointstohimcarefully—Isetthematterbeforehimineveryconceivablelight. HelaybackinthechairthewholetimeIwasspeakingwithhiseyesclosed. WhenIhaddoneheopenedthemindolently,tookhissilversmelling-bottlefromthetable,andsniffedatitwithanairofgentlerelish. “GoodGilmore!”hesaidbetweenthesniffs,“howverynicethisisofyou!Howyoureconcileonetohumannature!” “Givemeaplainanswertoaplainquestion,Mr.Fairlie. Itellyouagain,SirPercivalGlydehasnoshadowofaclaimtoexpectmorethantheincomeofthemoney. Themoneyitselfifyourniecehasnochildren,oughttobeunderhercontrol,andtoreturntoherfamily. Ifyoustandfirm,SirPercivalmustgiveway—hemustgiveway,Itellyou,orheexposeshimselftothebaseimputationofmarryingMissFairlieentirelyfrommercenarymotives.” Mr.Fairlieshookthesilversmelling-bottleatmeplayfully. “YoudearoldGilmore,howyoudohaterankandfamily,don’tyou?HowyoudetestGlydebecausehehappenstobeabaronet.WhataRadicalyouare—oh,dearme,whataRadicalyouare!” ARadical!!!Icouldputupwithagooddealofprovocation,but,afterholdingthesoundestConservativeprinciplesallmylife,IcouldNOTputupwithbeingcalledaRadical. Mybloodboiledatit—Istartedoutofmychair—IwasspeechlesswithIndignation. “Don’tshaketheroom!”criedMr.Fairlie—“forHeaven’ssakedon’tshaketheroom! WorthiestofallpossibleGilmores,Imeantnooffence. MyownviewsaresoextremelyliberalthatIthinkIamaRadicalmyself.Yes.WeareapairofRadicals.Pleasedon’tbeangry. Ican’tquarrel—Ihaven’tstaminaenough.Shallwedropthesubject?Yes.Comeandlookatthesesweetetchings. Doletmeteachyoutounderstandtheheavenlypearlinessoftheselines.Donow,there’sagoodGilmore!” WhilehewasmaunderingoninthiswayIwas,fortunatelyformyownself-respect,returningtomysenses. WhenIspokeagainIwascomposedenoughtotreathisimpertinencewiththesilentcontemptthatitdeserved. “Youareentirelywrong,sir,”Isaid,“insupposingthatIspeakfromanyprejudiceagainstSirPercivalGlyde. Imayregretthathehassounreservedlyresignedhimselfinthismattertohislawyer’sdirectionastomakeanyappealtohimselfimpossible,butIamnotprejudicedagainsthim. WhatIhavesaidwouldequallyapplytoanyothermaninhissituation,highorlow. TheprincipleImaintainisarecognisedprinciple. Ifyouweretoapplyatthenearesttownhere,tothefirstrespectablesolicitoryoucouldfind,hewouldtellyouasastrangerwhatItellyouasafriend. Hewouldinformyouthatitisagainstallruletoabandonthelady’smoneyentirelytothemanshemarries. Hewoulddecline,ongroundsofcommonlegalcaution,togivethehusband,underanycircumstanceswhatever,aninterestoftwentythousandpoundsinhiswife’sdeath.” “Wouldhereally,Gilmore?”saidMr.Fairlie.“Ifhesaidanythinghalfsohorrid,IdoassureyouIshouldtinklemybellforLouis,andhavehimsentoutofthehouseimmediately.” “Youshallnotirritateme,Mr.Fairlie—foryourniece’ssakeandforherfather’ssake,youshallnotirritateme. YoushalltakethewholeresponsibilityofthisdiscreditablesettlementonyourownshouldersbeforeIleavetheroom.” “Don’t!—nowpleasedon’t!”saidMr.Fairlie. “Thinkhowpreciousyourtimeis,Gilmore,anddon’tthrowitaway. IwoulddisputewithyouifIcould,butIcan’t—Ihaven’tstaminaenough. Youwanttoupsetme,toupsetyourself,toupsetGlyde,andtoupsetLaura;and—oh,dearme! —allforthesakeoftheverylastthingintheworldthatislikelytohappen. No,dearfriend,intheinterestsofpeaceandquietness,positivelyNo!” “Iamtounderstand,then,thatyouholdbythedeterminationexpressedinyourletter?” “Yes,please.Sogladweunderstandeachotheratlast.Sitdownagain—do!” Iwalkedatoncetothedoor,andMr.Fairlieresignedly“tinkled”hishand-bell.BeforeIlefttheroomIturnedroundandaddressedhimforthelasttime. “Whateverhappensinthefuture,sir,”Isaid,“rememberthatmyplaindutyofwarningyouhasbeenperformed. Asthefaithfulfriendandservantofyourfamily,Itellyou,atparting,thatnodaughterofmineshouldbemarriedtoanymanaliveundersuchasettlementasyouareforcingmetomakeforMissFairlie.” Thedooropenedbehindme,andthevaletstoodwaitingonthethreshold. “Louis,”saidMr.Fairlie,“showMr.Gilmoreout,andthencomebackandholdupmyetchingsformeagain. Makethemgiveyouagoodlunchdownstairs. Do,Gilmore,makemyidlebeastsofservantsgiveyouagoodlunch!” Iwastoomuchdisgustedtoreply—Iturnedonmyheel,andlefthiminsilence.Therewasanuptrainattwoo’clockintheafternoon,andbythattrainIreturnedtoLondon. OntheTuesdayIsentinthealteredsettlement,whichpracticallydisinheritedtheverypersonswhomMissFairlie’sownlipshadinformedmeshewasmostanxioustobenefit.Ihadnochoice. AnotherlawyerwouldhavedrawnupthedeedifIhadrefusedtoundertakeit. Mytaskisdone.MypersonalshareintheeventsofthefamilystoryextendsnofartherthanthepointwhichIhavejustreached. Otherpensthanminewilldescribethestrangecircumstanceswhicharenowshortlytofollow. SeriouslyandsorrowfullyIclosethisbriefrecord. SeriouslyandsorrowfullyIrepeatherethepartingwordsthatIspokeatLimmeridgeHouse:—NodaughterofmineshouldhavebeenmarriedtoanymanaliveundersuchasettlementasIwascompelledtomakeforLauraFairlie. TheEndofMr.Gilmore’sNarrative.