'Ratty,'saidtheMolesuddenly,onebrightsummermorning,'ifyouplease,Iwanttoaskyouafavour.' TheRatwassittingontheriverbank,singingalittlesong. Hehadjustcomposedithimself,sohewasverytakenupwithit,andwouldnotpayproperattentiontoMoleoranythingelse. Sinceearlymorninghehadbeenswimmingintheriver,incompanywithhisfriendstheducks. Andwhentheducksstoodontheirheadssuddenly,asduckswill,hewoulddivedownandtickletheirnecks,justunderwheretheirchinswouldbeifduckshadchins,tilltheywereforcedtocometothesurfaceagaininahurry,splutteringandangryandshakingtheirfeathersathim,foritisimpossibletosayquiteALLyoufeelwhenyourheadisunderwater. Atlasttheyimploredhimtogoawayandattendtohisownaffairsandleavethemtomindtheirs. SotheRatwentaway,andsatontheriverbankinthesun,andmadeupasongaboutthem,whichhecalled Ducks'tails,drakes'tails, 'Idon'tknowthatIthinksoVERYmuchofthatlittlesong,Rat,'observedtheMolecautiously.Hewasnopoethimselfanddidn'tcarewhoknewit;andhehadacandidnature. 'Nordon'ttheducksneither,'repliedtheRatcheerfully. 'Theysay,"WHYcan'tfellowsbeallowedtodowhattheylikeWHENtheylikeandAStheylike,insteadofotherfellowssittingonbanksandwatchingthemallthetimeandmakingremarksandpoetryandthingsaboutthem?WhatNONSENSEitallis!"That'swhattheduckssay.' 'Soitis,soitis,'saidtheMole,withgreatheartiness. 'No,itisn't!'criedtheRatindignantly. 'Wellthen,itisn't,itisn't,'repliedtheMolesoothingly. 'ButwhatIwantedtoaskyouwas,won'tyoutakemetocallonMr.Toad? I'veheardsomuchabouthim,andIdosowanttomakehisacquaintance.' 'Why,certainly,'saidthegood-naturedRat,jumpingtohisfeetanddismissingpoetryfromhismindfortheday. 'Gettheboatout,andwe'llpaddleupthereatonce. It'sneverthewrongtimetocallonToad. Earlyorlatehe'salwaysthesamefellow. Alwaysgood-tempered,alwaysgladtoseeyou,alwayssorrywhenyougo!' 'Hemustbeaveryniceanimal,'observedtheMole,ashegotintotheboatandtookthesculls,whiletheRatsettledhimselfcomfortablyinthestern. 'Heisindeedthebestofanimals,'repliedRat. 'Sosimple,sogood-natured,andsoaffectionate. Perhapshe'snotveryclever—wecan'tallbegeniuses;anditmaybethatheisbothboastfulandconceited. Buthehasgotsomegreatqualities,hasToady.' Roundingabendintheriver,theycameinsightofahandsome,dignifiedoldhouseofmellowedredbrick,withwell-keptlawnsreachingdowntothewater'sedge. 'There'sToadHall,'saidtheRat;'andthatcreekontheleft,wherethenotice-boardsays,"Private. Nolandingallowed,"leadstohisboat-house,wherewe'llleavetheboat. Thestablesareovertheretotheright. That'sthebanqueting-hallyou'relookingatnow—veryold,thatis. Toadisratherrich,youknow,andthisisreallyoneofthenicesthousesintheseparts,thoughweneveradmitasmuchtoToad.' Theyglidedupthecreek,andtheMoleslippedhisscullsastheypassedintotheshadowofalargeboat-house. Heretheysawmanyhandsomeboats,slungfromthecrossbeamsorhauleduponaslip,butnoneinthewater;andtheplacehadanunusedandadesertedair. TheRatlookedaroundhim.'Iunderstand,'saidhe.'Boatingisplayedout.He'stiredofit,anddonewithit. Iwonderwhatnewfadhehastakenupnow?Comealongandlet'slookhimup. Weshallhearallaboutitquitesoonenough.' Theydisembarked,andstrolledacrossthegayflower-deckedlawnsinsearchofToad,whomtheypresentlyhappeneduponrestinginawickergarden-chair,withapre-occupiedexpressionofface,andalargemapspreadoutonhisknees. 'Hooray!'hecried,jumpinguponseeingthem,'thisissplendid!' Heshookthepawsofbothofthemwarmly,neverwaitingforanintroductiontotheMole.'HowKINDofyou!'hewenton,dancingroundthem.' Iwasjustgoingtosendaboatdowntheriverforyou,Ratty,withstrictordersthatyouweretobefetcheduphereatonce,whateveryouweredoing.Iwantyoubadly—bothofyou.Nowwhatwillyoutake?Comeinsideandhavesomething! Youdon'tknowhowluckyitis,yourturningupjustnow!' 'Let'ssitquietabit,Toady!'saidtheRat,throwinghimselfintoaneasychair,whiletheMoletookanotherbythesideofhimandmadesomecivilremarkaboutToad's'delightfulresidence.' 'Finesthouseonthewholeriver,'criedToadboisterously.'Oranywhereelse,forthatmatter,'hecouldnothelpadding. HeretheRatnudgedtheMole.UnfortunatelytheToadsawhimdoit,andturnedveryred.Therewasamoment'spainfulsilence.ThenToadburstoutlaughing.'Allright,Ratty,'hesaid.'It'sonlymyway,youknow. Andit'snotsuchaverybadhouse,isit?Youknowyouratherlikeityourself.Now,lookhere.Let'sbesensible.YouaretheveryanimalsIwanted.You'vegottohelpme.It'smostimportant!' 'It'saboutyourrowing,Isuppose,'saidtheRat,withaninnocentair. 'You'regettingonfairlywell,thoughyousplashagoodbitstill. Withagreatdealofpatience,andanyquantityofcoaching,youmay——' 'O,pooh!boating!'interruptedtheToad,ingreatdisgust.Sillyboyishamusement.I'vegiventhatupLONGago.Sheerwasteoftime,that'swhatitis. Itmakesmedownrightsorrytoseeyoufellows,whooughttoknowbetter,spendingallyourenergiesinthataimlessmanner. No,I'vediscoveredtherealthing,theonlygenuineoccupationforalifetime. Iproposetodevotetheremainderofminetoit,andcanonlyregretthewastedyearsthatliebehindme,squanderedintrivialities. Comewithme,dearRatty,andyouramiablefriendalso,ifhewillbesoverygood,justasfarasthestable-yard,andyoushallseewhatyoushallsee!' Heledthewaytothestable-yardaccordingly,theRatfollowingwithamostmistrustfulexpression;andthere,drawnoutofthecoachhouseintotheopen,theysawagipsycaravan,shiningwithnewness,paintedacanary-yellowpickedoutwithgreen,andredwheels. 'Thereyouare!'criedtheToad,straddlingandexpandinghimself. 'There'sreallifeforyou,embodiedinthatlittlecart. Theopenroad,thedustyhighway,theheath,thecommon,thehedgerows,therollingdowns!Camps,villages,towns,cities! Hereto-day,upandofftosomewhereelseto-morrow!Travel,change,interest,excitement! Thewholeworldbeforeyou,andahorizonthat'salwayschanging!Andmind! thisistheveryfinestcartofitssortthatwaseverbuilt,withoutanyexception. Comeinsideandlookatthearrangements.Planned'emallmyself,Idid!' TheMolewastremendouslyinterestedandexcited,andfollowedhimeagerlyupthestepsandintotheinteriorofthecaravan. TheRatonlysnortedandthrusthishandsdeepintohispockets,remainingwherehewas. Itwasindeedverycompactandcomfortable. Littlesleepingbunks—alittletablethatfoldedupagainstthewall—acooking-stove,lockers,bookshelves,abird-cagewithabirdinit;andpots,pans,jugsandkettlesofeverysizeandvariety. 'Allcomplete!'saidtheToadtriumphantly,pullingopenalocker. 'Yousee—biscuits,pottedlobster,sardines—everythingyoucanpossiblywant. Soda-waterhere—baccythere—letter-paper,bacon,jam,cardsanddominoes—you'llfind,'hecontinued,astheydescendedthestepsagain,'you'llfindthatnothingwhateverhasbeenforgotten,whenwemakeourstartthisafternoon.' 'Ibegyourpardon,'saidtheRatslowly,ashechewedastraw,'butdidIoverhearyousaysomethingabout"WE,"and"START,"and"THISAFTERNOON?"' 'Now,youdeargoodoldRatty,'saidToad,imploringly,'don'tbegintalkinginthatstiffandsniffysortofway,becauseyouknowyou'veGOTtocome. Ican'tpossiblymanagewithoutyou,sopleaseconsideritsettled,anddon'targue—it'stheonethingIcan'tstand. Yousurelydon'tmeantosticktoyourdullfustyoldriverallyourlife,andjustliveinaholeinabank,andBOAT?Iwanttoshowyoutheworld! I'mgoingtomakeanANIMALofyou,myboy!' 'Idon'tcare,'saidtheRat,doggedly.'I'mnotcoming,andthat'sflat. AndIAMgoingtosticktomyoldriver,ANDliveinahole,ANDboat,asI'vealwaysdone. Andwhat'smore,Mole'sgoingtostickmeanddoasIdo,aren'tyou,Mole?' 'OfcourseIam,'saidtheMole,loyally. 'I'llalwayssticktoyou,Rat,andwhatyousayistobe—hasgottobe. Allthesame,itsoundsasifitmighthavebeen—well,ratherfun,youknow!'headded,wistfully.PoorMole! TheLifeAdventurouswassonewathingtohim,andsothrilling;andthisfreshaspectofitwassotempting;andhehadfalleninloveatfirstsightwiththecanary-colouredcartandallitslittlefitments. TheRatsawwhatwaspassinginhismind,andwavered.Hehateddisappointingpeople,andhewasfondoftheMole,andwoulddoalmostanythingtoobligehim.Toadwaswatchingbothofthemclosely. 'Comealongin,andhavesomelunch,'hesaid,diplomatically,'andwe'lltalkitover.Weneedn'tdecideanythinginahurry.Ofcourse,Idon'treallycare. Ionlywanttogivepleasuretoyoufellows."Liveforothers!"That'smymottoinlife.' Duringluncheon—whichwasexcellent,ofcourse,aseverythingatToadHallalwayswas—theToadsimplylethimselfgo. DisregardingtheRat,heproceededtoplayupontheinexperiencedMoleasonaharp. Naturallyavolubleanimal,andalwaysmasteredbyhisimagination,hepaintedtheprospectsofthetripandthejoysoftheopenlifeandtheroadsideinsuchglowingcoloursthattheMolecouldhardlysitinhischairforexcitement. Somehow,itsoonseemedtakenforgrantedbyallthreeofthemthatthetripwasasettledthing;andtheRat,thoughstillunconvincedinhismind,allowedhisgood-naturetoover-ridehispersonalobjections. Hecouldnotbeartodisappointhistwofriends,whowerealreadydeepinschemesandanticipations,planningouteachday'sseparateoccupationforseveralweeksahead. Whentheywerequiteready,thenowtriumphantToadledhiscompanionstothepaddockandsetthemtocapturetheoldgreyhorse,who,withouthavingbeenconsulted,andtohisownextremeannoyance,hadbeentoldoffbyToadforthedustiestjobinthisdustyexpedition. Hefranklypreferredthepaddock,andtookadealofcatching. MeantimeToadpackedthelockersstilltighterwithnecessaries,andhungnosebags,netsofonions,bundlesofhay,andbasketsfromthebottomofthecart. Atlastthehorsewascaughtandharnessed,andtheysetoff,alltalkingatonce,eachanimaleithertrudgingbythesideofthecartorsittingontheshaft,asthehumourtookhim.Itwasagoldenafternoon. Thesmellofthedusttheykickedupwasrichandsatisfying;outofthickorchardsoneithersidetheroad,birdscalledandwhistledtothemcheerily;good-naturedwayfarers,passingthem,gavethem'Good-day,'orstoppedtosaynicethingsabouttheirbeautifulcart;andrabbits,sittingattheirfrontdoorsinthehedgerows,helduptheirfore-paws,andsaid,'Omy!Omy!Omy!' Lateintheevening,tiredandhappyandmilesfromhome,theydrewuponaremotecommonfarfromhabitations,turnedthehorseloosetograze,andatetheirsimplesuppersittingonthegrassbythesideofthecart. Toadtalkedbigaboutallhewasgoingtodointhedaystocome,whilestarsgrewfullerandlargerallaroundthem,andayellowmoon,appearingsuddenlyandsilentlyfromnowhereinparticular,cametokeepthemcompanyandlistentotheirtalk. Atlasttheyturnedintotheirlittlebunksinthecart;andToad,kickingouthislegs,sleepilysaid,'Well,goodnight,youfellows!Thisisthereallifeforagentleman!Talkaboutyouroldriver!' 'IDON'Ttalkaboutmyriver,'repliedthepatientRat.'YouKNOWIdon't,Toad.ButITHINKaboutit,'headdedpathetically,inalowertone:'Ithinkaboutit—allthetime!' TheMolereachedoutfromunderhisblanket,feltfortheRat'spawinthedarkness,andgaveitasqueeze. 'I'lldowhateveryoulike,Ratty,'hewhispered. 'Shallwerunawayto-morrowmorning,quiteearly—VERYearly—andgobacktoourdearoldholeontheriver?' 'No,no,we'llseeitout,'whisperedbacktheRat. 'Thanksawfully,butIoughttostickbyToadtillthistripisended. Itwouldn'tbesafeforhimtobelefttohimself.Itwon'ttakeverylong.Hisfadsneverdo.Goodnight!' TheendwasindeednearerthaneventheRatsuspected. AftersomuchopenairandexcitementtheToadsleptverysoundly,andnoamountofshakingcouldrousehimoutofbednextmorning. SotheMoleandRatturnedto,quietlyandmanfully,andwhiletheRatsawtothehorse,andlitafire,andcleanedlastnight'scupsandplatters,andgotthingsreadyforbreakfast,theMoletrudgedofftothenearestvillage,alongwayoff,formilkandeggsandvariousnecessariestheToadhad,ofcourse,forgottentoprovide. Thehardworkhadallbeendone,andthetwoanimalswereresting,thoroughlyexhausted,bythetimeToadappearedonthescene,freshandgay,remarkingwhatapleasanteasylifeitwastheywereallleadingnow,afterthecaresandworriesandfatiguesofhousekeepingathome. Theyhadapleasantramblethatdayovergrassydownsandalongnarrowby-lanes,andcampedasbefore,onacommon,onlythistimethetwogueststookcarethatToadshoulddohisfairshareofwork. Inconsequence,whenthetimecameforstartingnextmorning,Toadwasbynomeanssorapturousaboutthesimplicityoftheprimitivelife,andindeedattemptedtoresumehisplaceinhisbunk,whencehewashauledbyforce. Theirwaylay,asbefore,acrosscountrybynarrowlanes,anditwasnottilltheafternoonthattheycameoutonthehigh-road,theirfirsthigh-road;andtheredisaster,fleetandunforeseen,sprangoutonthem—disastermomentousindeedtotheirexpedition,butsimplyoverwhelminginitseffectontheafter-careerofToad. Theywerestrollingalongthehigh-roadeasily,theMolebythehorse'shead,talkingtohim,sincethehorsehadcomplainedthathewasbeingfrightfullyleftoutofit,andnobodyconsideredhimintheleast;theToadandtheWaterRatwalkingbehindthecarttalkingtogether—atleastToadwastalking,andRatwassayingatintervals,'Yes,precisely;andwhatdidYOUsaytoHIM?' —andthinkingallthetimeofsomethingverydifferent,whenfarbehindthemtheyheardafaintwarninghum;likethedroneofadistantbee. Glancingback,theysawasmallcloudofdust,withadarkcentreofenergy,advancingonthematincrediblespeed,whilefromoutthedustafaint'Poop-poop!'wailedlikeanuneasyanimalinpain. Hardlyregardingit,theyturnedtoresumetheirconversation,wheninaninstant(asitseemed)thepeacefulscenewaschanged,andwithablastofwindandawhirlofsoundthatmadethemjumpforthenearestditch,Itwasonthem! The'Poop-poop'rangwithabrazenshoutintheirears,theyhadamoment'sglimpseofaninteriorofglitteringplate-glassandrichmorocco,andthemagnificentmotor-car,immense,breath-snatching,passionate,withitspilottenseandhugginghiswheel,possessedallearthandairforthefractionofasecond,flunganenvelopingcloudofdustthatblindedandenwrappedthemutterly,andthendwindledtoaspeckinthefardistance,changedbackintoadroningbeeoncemore. Theoldgreyhorse,dreaming,asheploddedalong,ofhisquietpaddock,inanewrawsituationsuchasthissimplyabandonedhimselftohisnaturalemotions. Rearing,plunging,backingsteadily,inspiteofalltheMole'seffortsathishead,andalltheMole'slivelylanguagedirectedathisbetterfeelings,hedrovethecartbackwardstowardsthedeepditchatthesideoftheroad. Itwaveredaninstant—thentherewasaheartrendingcrash—andthecanary-colouredcart,theirprideandtheirjoy,layonitssideintheditch,anirredeemablewreck. TheRatdancedupanddownintheroad,simplytransportedwithpassion.'Youvillains!' heshouted,shakingbothfists,'Youscoundrels,youhighwaymen,you—you—roadhogs!—I'llhavethelawofyou!I'llreportyou!I'lltakeyouthroughalltheCourts!' Hishome-sicknesshadquiteslippedawayfromhim,andforthemomenthewastheskipperofthecanary-colouredvesseldrivenonashoalbytherecklessjockeyingofrivalmariners,andhewastryingtorecollectallthefineandbitingthingsheusedtosaytomastersofsteam-launcheswhentheirwash,astheydrovetoonearthebank,usedtofloodhisparlour-carpetathome. Toadsatstraightdowninthemiddleofthedustyroad,hislegsstretchedoutbeforehim,andstaredfixedlyinthedirectionofthedisappearingmotor-car. Hebreathedshort,hisfaceworeaplacidsatisfiedexpression,andatintervalshefaintlymurmured'Poop-poop!' TheMolewasbusytryingtoquietthehorse,whichhesucceededindoingafteratime. Thenhewenttolookatthecart,onitssideintheditch.Itwasindeedasorrysight. Panelsandwindowssmashed,axleshopelesslybent,onewheeloff,sardine-tinsscatteredoverthewideworld,andthebirdinthebird-cagesobbingpitifullyandcallingtobeletout. TheRatcametohelphim,buttheirunitedeffortswerenotsufficienttorightthecart.'Hi!Toad!'theycried.'Comeandbearahand,can'tyou!' TheToadneveransweredaword,orbudgedfromhisseatintheroad;sotheywenttoseewhatwasthematterwithhim. Theyfoundhiminasortofatrance,ahappysmileonhisface,hiseyesstillfixedonthedustywakeoftheirdestroyer. Atintervalshewasstillheardtomurmur'Poop-poop!' TheRatshookhimbytheshoulder.'Areyoucomingtohelpus,Toad?'hedemandedsternly. 'Glorious,stirringsight!'murmuredToad,neverofferingtomove.'Thepoetryofmotion!TheREALwaytotravel!TheONLYwaytotravel!Hereto-day—innextweekto-morrow! Villagesskipped,townsandcitiesjumped—alwayssomebodyelse'shorizon!Obliss!Opoop-poop!Omy!Omy!' 'OSTOPbeinganass,Toad!'criedtheMoledespairingly. 'AndtothinkIneverKNEW!'wentontheToadinadreamymonotone. 'Allthosewastedyearsthatliebehindme,Ineverknew,neverevenDREAMT! ButNOW—butnowthatIknow,nowthatIfullyrealise! Owhataflowerytrackliesspreadbeforeme,henceforth! Whatdust-cloudsshallspringupbehindmeasIspeedonmyrecklessway! WhatcartsIshallflingcarelesslyintotheditchinthewakeofmymagnificentonset! Horridlittlecarts—commoncarts—canary-colouredcarts!' 'Whatarewetodowithhim?'askedtheMoleoftheWaterRat. 'Nothingatall,'repliedtheRatfirmly. 'Becausethereisreallynothingtobedone.Yousee,Iknowhimfromofold.Heisnowpossessed. Hehasgotanewcraze,anditalwaystakeshimthatway,initsfirststage. He'llcontinuelikethatfordaysnow,likeananimalwalkinginahappydream,quiteuselessforallpracticalpurposes.Nevermindhim. Let'sgoandseewhatthereistobedoneaboutthecart.' Acarefulinspectionshowedthemthat,eveniftheysucceededinrightingitbythemselves,thecartwouldtravelnolonger. Theaxleswereinahopelessstate,andthemissingwheelwasshatteredintopieces. TheRatknottedthehorse'sreinsoverhisbackandtookhimbythehead,carryingthebirdcageanditshystericaloccupantintheotherhand.'Comeon!'hesaidgrimlytotheMole. 'It'sfiveorsixmilestothenearesttown,andweshalljusthavetowalkit.Thesoonerwemakeastartthebetter.' 'ButwhataboutToad?'askedtheMoleanxiously,astheysetofftogether. 'Wecan'tleavehimhere,sittinginthemiddleoftheroadbyhimself,inthedistractedstatehe'sin!It'snotsafe. SupposinganotherThingweretocomealong?' 'O,BOTHERToad,'saidtheRatsavagely;'I'vedonewithhim!' Theyhadnotproceededveryfarontheirway,however,whentherewasapatteringoffeetbehindthem,andToadcaughtthemupandthrustapawinsidetheelbowofeachofthem;stillbreathingshortandstaringintovacancy. 'Now,lookhere,Toad!'saidtheRatsharply:'assoonaswegettothetown,you'llhavetogostraighttothepolice-station,andseeiftheyknowanythingaboutthatmotor-carandwhoitbelongsto,andlodgeacomplaintagainstit. Andthenyou'llhavetogotoablacksmith'sorawheelwright'sandarrangeforthecarttobefetchedandmendedandputtorights. It'lltaketime,butit'snotquiteahopelesssmash. Meanwhile,theMoleandIwillgotoaninnandfindcomfortableroomswherewecanstaytillthecart'sready,andtillyournerveshaverecoveredtheirshock.' 'Police-station!Complaint!'murmuredToaddreamily. 'MeCOMPLAINofthatbeautiful,thatheavenlyvisionthathasbeenvouchsafedme!MENDTHECART!I'vedonewithcartsforever. Ineverwanttoseethecart,ortohearofit,again.O,Ratty! Youcan'tthinkhowobligedIamtoyouforconsentingtocomeonthistrip! Iwouldn'thavegonewithoutyou,andthenImightneverhaveseenthat—thatswan,thatsunbeam,thatthunderbolt! Imightneverhaveheardthatentrancingsound,orsmeltthatbewitchingsmell! Ioweitalltoyou,mybestoffriends!' TheRatturnedfromhimindespair.'Youseewhatitis?' hesaidtotheMole,addressinghimacrossToad'shead:'He'squitehopeless. Igiveitup—whenwegettothetownwe'llgototherailwaystation,andwithluckwemaypickupatraintherethat'llgetusbacktoriverbankto-night. Andifeveryoucatchmegoinga-pleasuringwiththisprovokinganimalagain!' Hesnorted,andduringtherestofthatwearytrudgeaddressedhisremarksexclusivelytoMole. OnreachingthetowntheywentstraighttothestationanddepositedToadinthesecond-classwaiting-room,givingaportertwopencetokeepastricteyeonhim. Theythenleftthehorseataninnstable,andgavewhatdirectionstheycouldaboutthecartanditscontents. Eventually,aslowtrainhavinglandedthematastationnotveryfarfromToadHall,theyescortedthespell-bound,sleep-walkingToadtohisdoor,puthiminsideit,andinstructedhishousekeepertofeedhim,undresshim,andputhimtobed. Thentheygotouttheirboatfromtheboat-house,sculleddowntheriverhome,andataverylatehoursatdowntosupperintheirowncosyriversideparlour,totheRat'sgreatjoyandcontentment. ThefollowingeveningtheMole,whohadrisenlateandtakenthingsveryeasyallday,wassittingonthebankfishing,whentheRat,whohadbeenlookinguphisfriendsandgossiping,camestrollingalongtofindhim.'Heardthenews?'hesaid. 'There'snothingelsebeingtalkedabout,allalongtheriverbank. ToadwentuptoTownbyanearlytrainthismorning. Andhehasorderedalargeandveryexpensivemotor-car.'