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AssoonasthedoorclosedbehindtheDoctorthemosttremendousnoiseIhaveeverheardbrokeloose.
Someofthemenappearedtobeangry(friendsofPepito's,Isuppose);buttheladiescalledandcalledtohavetheDoctorcomebackintothering.
Whenatlengthhedidso,thewomenseemedtogoentirelymadoverhim.Theyblewkissestohim.Theycalledhimadarling.
Thentheystartedtakingofftheirflowers,theirrings,theirnecklaces,andtheirbroochesandthrewthemdownathisfeet.
Youneversawanythinglikeitaperfectshowerofjewelryandroses.
ButtheDoctorjustsmiledupatthem,bowedoncemoreandbackedout.
"Now,Bumpo,"saidPolynesia,"thisiswhereyougodownandgatherupallthosetrinketsandwe'llsell'em.
That'swhatthebigmatadorsdo:leavethejewelryonthegroundandtheirassistantscollectitforthem.
Wemightaswelllayinagoodsupplyofmoneywhilewe'vegotthechanceyouneverknowwhenyoumayneeditwhenyou'retravelingwiththeDoctor.
Nevermindtherosesyoucanleavethembutdon'tleaveanyrings.
Andwhenyou'vefinishedgoandgetyourthree-thousandpesetasoutofDonRicky-ticky.
TommyandIwillmeetyououtsideandwe'llpawnthegew-gawsatthatJew'sshopoppositethebed-maker's.
RunalongandnotawordtotheDoctor,remember."
Outsidethebull-ringwefoundthecrowdstillinagreatstateofexcitement.
Violentargumentsweregoingoneverywhere.
Bumpojoineduswithhispocketsbulginginalldirections;andwemadeourwayslowlythroughthedensecrowdtothatsideofthebuildingwherethematadors'dressing-roomwas.
TheDoctorwaswaitingatthedoorforus.
"Goodwork,Doctor!"saidPolynesia,flyingontohisshoulder"Greatwork!Butlisten:Ismelldanger.
Ithinkyouhadbettergetbacktotheshipnowasquickandasquietlyasyoucan.
Putyourovercoatonoverthatgiddysuit.Idon'tlikethelooksofthiscrowd.
Morethanhalfofthemarefuriousbecauseyou'vewon.
DonRicky-tickymustnowstopthebullfightingandyouknowhowtheyloveit.
WhatI'mafraidofisthatsomeofthesematadorswhoarejustmadwithjealousymaystartsomedirtywork.
Ithinkthiswouldbeagoodtimeforustogetaway."
"Idaresayyou'reright,Polynesia,"saidtheDoctor"Youusuallyare.
Thecrowddoesseemtobeabitrestless.
I'llslipdowntotheshipalonesoIshan'tbesonoticeable;andI'llwaitforyouthere.Youcomebysomedifferentway.Butdon'tbelongaboutit.Hurry!"
AssoonastheDoctorhaddepartedBumposoughtoutDonEnriqueandsaid,
"HonorableSir,youowemethree-thousandpesetas."
Withoutaword,butlookingcross-eyedwithannoyance,DonEnriquepaidhisbet.
Wenextsetouttobuytheprovisions;andonthewaywehiredacabandtookitalongwithus.
Notveryfarawaywefoundabiggrocer'sshopwhichseemedtoselleverythingtoeat.Wewentinandboughtupthefinestlotoffoodyoueversawinyourlife.
Asamatteroffact,Polynesiahadbeenrightaboutthedangerwewerein.
Thenewsofourvictorymusthavespreadlikelightningthroughthewholetown.
Foraswecameoutoftheshopandloadedthecabupwithourstores,wesawvariouslittleknotsofangrymenhuntingroundthestreets,wavingsticksandshouting,
"TheEnglishmen!WherearethoseaccursedEnglishmenwhostoppedthebullfighting?Hangthemtoalamp-post!Throwtheminthesea!TheEnglishmen!WewanttheEnglishmen!"
Afterthatwedidn'twasteanytime,youmaybesure.
BumpograbbedtheSpanishcab-driverandexplainedtohiminsignsthatifhedidn'tdrivedowntotheharborasfastasheknewhowandkeephismouthshutthewholeway,hewouldchokethelifeoutofhim.
Thenwejumpedintothecabontopofthefood,slammedthedoor,pulleddowntheblindsandawaywewent.
"Wewon'tgetachancetopawnthejewelrynow,"saidPolynesia,aswebumpedoverthecobblystreets.
"Butneverminditmaycomeinhandylateron.
Andanywaywe'vegottwo-thousandfive-hundredpesetasleftoutofthebet.
Don'tgivethecabbymorethantwopesetasfifty,Bumpo.That'stherightfare,Iknow."
Well,wereachedtheharborallrightandweweremightygladtofindthattheDoctorhadsentChee-Cheebackwiththerow-boattowaitforusatthelanding-wall.
Unfortunatelywhilewewereinthemiddleofloadingthesuppliesfromthecabintotheboat,theangrymobarriveduponthewharfandmadearushforus.
Bumposnatchedupabigbeamofwoodthatlaynearandswungitroundandroundhishead,lettingoutdreadfulAfricanbattle-yellsthewhile.
ThiskeptthecrowdoffwhileChee-CheeandIhustledthelastofthestoresintotheboatandclamberedinourselves.
BumpothrewhisbeamofwoodintothethickoftheSpaniardsandleaptinafterus.
ThenwepushedoffandrowedlikemadfortheCurlew.
Themobuponthewallhowledwithrage,shooktheirfistsandhurledstonesandallmannerofthingsafterus.
PooroldBumpogothitontheheadwithabottle.
Butashehadaverystrongheaditonlyraisedasmallbumpwhilethebottlesmashedintoathousandpieces.
Whenwereachedtheship'ssidetheDoctorhadtheanchordrawnupandthesailssetandeverythinginreadinesstogetaway.
Lookingbackwesawboatscomingoutfromtheharbor-wallafterus,filledwithangry,shoutingmen.
Sowedidn'tbothertounloadourrowboatbutjusttieditontotheship'ssternwitharopeandjumpedaboard.
ItonlytookamomentmoretoswingtheCurlewroundintothewind;andsoonwewerespeedingoutoftheharboronourwaytoBrazil.
"Ha!"sighedPolynesia,asweallfloppeddownonthedecktotakearestandgetourbreath.
"Thatwasn'tabadadventurequiteremindsmeofmyoldseafaringdayswhenIsailedwiththesmugglersGolly,thatwasthelife!Nevermindyourhead,Bumpo.
ItwillbeallrightwhentheDoctorputsalittlearnicaonit.
Thinkwhatwegotoutofthescrap:aboat-loadofship'sstores,pocketsfullofjewelryandthousandsofpesetas.Notbad,youknownotbad."
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