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JustatthatmomentPolynesiacameintotheroomandsaidsomethingtotheDoctorinbirdlanguage.
OfcourseIdidnotunderstandwhatitwas.
ButtheDoctoratonceputdownhisknifeandforkandlefttheroom.
"Youknowitisanawfulshame,"saidtheparrotassoonastheDoctorhadclosedthedoor.
"Directlyhecomesbackhome,alltheanimalsoverthewholecountrysidegettohearofitandeverysickcatandmangyrabbitformilesaroundcomestoseehimandaskhisadvice.
Nowthere'sabigfathareoutsideatthebackdoorwithasquawkingbaby.CansheseetheDoctor,please!Thinksit'sgoingtohaveconvulsions.
Stupidlittlething'sbeeneatingDeadlyNightshadeagain,Isuppose.
TheanimalsareSOinconsiderateattimesespeciallythemothers.
TheycomeroundandcalltheDoctorawayfromhismealsandwakehimoutofhisbedatallhoursofthenight.
Idon'tknowhowhestandsitreallyIdon't.
Why,thepoormannevergetsanypeaceatall!
I'vetoldhimtimeandagaintohavespecialhoursfortheanimalstocome.
Butheissofrightfullykindandconsiderate.
Heneverrefusestoseethemifthereisanythingreallywrongwiththem.
Hesaystheurgentcasesmustbeseenatonce."
"Whydon'tsomeoftheanimalsgoandseetheotherdoctors?"Iasked.
"OhGoodGracious!"exclaimedtheparrot,tossingherheadscornfully.
"Why,therearen'tanyotheranimal-doctorsnotrealdoctors.
OhofcoursethereAREthosevetpersons,tobesure.But,blessyou,they'renogood.
Yousee,theycan'tunderstandtheanimals'language;sohowcanyouexpectthemtobeanyuse?
Imagineyourself,oryourfather,goingtoseeadoctorwhocouldnotunderstandawordyousaynoreventellyouinyourownlanguagewhatyoumustdotogetwell!Poof!thosevets!They'rethatstupid,you'venoidea!
PuttheDoctor'sbacondownbythefire,willyou?tokeephottillhecomesback."
"DoyouthinkIwouldeverbeabletolearnthelanguageoftheanimals?"Iasked,layingtheplateuponthehearth.
"Well,italldepends,"saidPolynesia."Areyoucleveratlessons?"
"Idon'tknow,"Ianswered,feelingratherashamed."Yousee,I'veneverbeentoschool.Myfatheristoopoortosendme."
"Well,"saidtheparrot,"Idon'tsupposeyouhavereallymissedmuchtojudgefromwhatIhaveseenofschool-boys.Butlisten:areyouagoodnoticer?Doyounoticethingswell?
Imean,forinstance,supposingyousawtwocock-starlingsonanapple-tree,andyouonlytookonegoodlookatthemwouldyoubeabletotellonefromtheotherifyousawthemagainthenextday?"
"Idon'tknow,"Isaid."I'venevertried."
"Wellthat,"saidPolynesia,brushingsomecrumbsoffthecornerofthetablewithherleftfoot"thatiswhatyoucallpowersofobservationnoticingthesmallthingsaboutbirdsandanimals:thewaytheywalkandmovetheirheadsandfliptheirwings;thewaytheysnifftheairandtwitchtheirwhiskersandwiggletheirtails.
Youhavetonoticeallthoselittlethingsifyouwanttolearnanimallanguage.
Foryousee,lotsoftheanimalshardlytalkatallwiththeirtongues;theyusetheirbreathortheirtailsortheirfeetinstead.
Thatisbecausemanyofthem,intheoldendayswhenlionsandtigersweremoreplentiful,wereafraidtomakeanoiseforfearthesavagecreaturesheardthem.
Birds,ofcourse,didn'tcare;fortheyalwayshadwingstoflyawaywith.
Butthatisthefirstthingtoremember:beingagoodnoticeristerriblyimportantinlearninganimallanguage."
"Itsoundsprettyhard,"Isaid.
"You'llhavetobeverypatient,"saidPolynesia.
"Ittakesalongtimetosayevenafewwordsproperly.
ButifyoucomehereoftenI'llgiveyouafewlessonsmyself.
Andonceyougetstartedyou'llbesurprisedhowfastyougeton.
Itwouldindeedbeagoodthingifyoucouldlearn.
BecausethenyoucoulddosomeoftheworkfortheDoctorImeantheeasierwork,likebandagingandgivingpills.Yes,yes,that'sagoodideaofmine.
'Twouldbeagreatthingifthepoormancouldgetsomehelpandsomerest.Itisascandalthewayheworks.
Iseenoreasonwhyyoushouldn'tbeabletohelphimagreatdealThatis,ifyouarereallyinterestedinanimals."
"Oh,I'dlovethat!"Icried."DoyouthinktheDoctorwouldletme?"
"Certainly,"saidPolynesia"assoonasyouhavelearnedsomethingaboutdoctoring.I'llspeakofittohimmyselfSh!Ihearhimcoming.Quickbringhisbaconbackontothetable."
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