Withoutknowinghow,CaptainWilliamDobbinfoundhimselfthegreatpromoter,arranger,andmanagerofthematchbetweenGeorgeOsborneandAmelia. Butforhimitneverwouldhavetakenplace:hecouldnotbutconfessasmuchtohimself,andsmiledratherbitterlyashethoughtthatheofallmenintheworldshouldbethepersonuponwhomthecareofthismarriagehadfallen. Butthoughindeedtheconductingofthisnegotiationwasaboutaspainfulataskascouldbesettohim,yetwhenhehadadutytoperform,CaptainDobbinwasaccustomedtogothroughitwithoutmanywordsormuchhesitation:and,havingmadeuphismindcompletely,thatifMissSedleywasbalkedofherhusbandshewoulddieofthedisappointment,hewasdeterminedtouseallhisbestendeavourstokeepheralive. IforbeartoenterintominuteparticularsoftheinterviewbetweenGeorgeandAmelia,whentheformerwasbroughtbacktothefeet(orshouldweventuretosaythearms?) ofhisyoungmistressbytheinterventionofhisfriendhonestWilliam. AmuchharderheartthanGeorge’swouldhavemeltedatthesightofthatsweetfacesosadlyravagedbygriefanddespair,andatthesimpletenderaccentsinwhichshetoldherlittlebroken-heartedstory:butasshedidnotfaintwhenhermother,trembling,broughtOsbornetoher;andassheonlygaverelieftoheroverchargedgrief,bylayingherheadonherlover’sshoulderandthereweepingforawhilethemosttender,copious,andrefreshingtears—oldMrs.Sedley,toogreatlyrelieved,thoughtitwasbesttoleavetheyoungpersonstothemselves;andsoquittedEmmycryingoverGeorge’shand,andkissingithumbly,asifhewerehersupremechiefandmaster,andasifshewerequiteaguiltyandunworthypersonneedingeveryfavourandgracefromhim. ThisprostrationandsweetunrepiningobedienceexquisitelytouchedandflatteredGeorgeOsborne. Hesawaslavebeforehiminthatsimpleyieldingfaithfulcreature,andhissoulwithinhimthrilledsecretlysomehowattheknowledgeofhispower. Hewouldbegenerous-minded,Sultanashewas,andraiseupthiskneelingEstherandmakeaqueenofher:besides,hersadnessandbeautytouchedhimasmuchashersubmission,andsohecheeredher,andraisedherupandforgaveher,sotospeak. Allherhopesandfeelings,whichweredyingandwithering,thishersunhavingbeenremovedfromher,bloomedagainandatonce,itslightbeingrestored. YouwouldscarcelyhaverecognisedthebeaminglittlefaceuponAmelia’spillowthatnightastheonethatwaslaidtherethenightbefore,sowan,solifeless,socarelessofallroundabout. ThehonestIrishmaid-servant,delightedwiththechange,askedleavetokissthefacethathadgrownallofasuddensorosy. Ameliaputherarmsroundthegirl’sneckandkissedherwithallherheart,likeachild.Shewaslittlemore. Shehadthatnightasweetrefreshingsleep,likeone—andwhataspringofinexpressiblehappinessasshewokeinthemorningsunshine! “Hewillbehereagainto-day,”Ameliathought.“Heisthegreatestandbestofmen.” Andthefactis,thatGeorgethoughthewasoneofthegenerousestcreaturesalive:andthathewasmakingatremendoussacrificeinmarryingthisyoungcreature. WhilesheandOsbornewerehavingtheirdelightfultete-a-teteabovestairs,oldMrs.SedleyandCaptainDobbinwereconversingbelowuponthestateoftheaffairs,andthechancesandfuturearrangementsoftheyoungpeople. Mrs.Sedleyhavingbroughtthetwoloverstogetherandleftthemembracingeachotherwithalltheirmight,likeatruewoman,wasofopinionthatnopoweronearthwouldinduceMr.Sedleytoconsenttothematchbetweenhisdaughterandthesonofamanwhohadsoshamefully,wickedly,andmonstrouslytreatedhim. Andshetoldalongstoryabouthappierdaysandtheirearliersplendours,whenOsbornelivedinaveryhumblewayintheNewRoad,andhiswifewastoogladtoreceivesomeofJos’slittlebabythings,withwhichMrs.SedleyaccommodatedheratthebirthofoneofOsborne’sownchildren. Thefiendishingratitudeofthatman,shewassure,hadbrokenMr.S.’sheart:andasforamarriage,hewouldnever,never,never,neverconsent. “Theymustrunawaytogether,Ma’am,”Dobbinsaid,laughing,“andfollowtheexampleofCaptainRawdonCrawley,andMissEmmy’sfriendthelittlegoverness.”Wasitpossible?Wellshenever! Mrs.Sedleywasallexcitementaboutthisnews. ShewishedthatBlenkinsopwereheretohearit:BlenkinsopalwaysmistrustedthatMissSharp.—WhatanescapeJoshadhad! andshedescribedthealreadywell-knownlove-passagesbetweenRebeccaandtheCollectorofBoggleyWollah. Itwasnot,however,Mr.Sedley’swrathwhichDobbinfeared,somuchasthatoftheotherparentconcerned,andheownedthathehadaveryconsiderabledoubtandanxietyrespectingthebehaviouroftheblack-browedoldtyrantofaRussiamerchantinRussellSquare. Hehasforbiddenthematchperemptorily,Dobbinthought. HeknewwhatasavagedeterminedmanOsbornewas,andhowhestuckbyhisword. “TheonlychanceGeorgehasofreconcilement,”arguedhisfriend,“isbydistinguishinghimselfinthecomingcampaign.Ifhediestheybothgotogether.Ifhefailsindistinction—whatthen? Hehassomemoneyfromhismother,Ihaveheardenoughtopurchasehismajority—orhemustselloutandgoanddiginCanada,orroughitinacottageinthecountry.” WithsuchapartnerDobbinthoughthewouldnotmindSiberia—and,strangetosay,thisabsurdandutterlyimprudentyoungfellowneverforamomentconsideredthatthewantofmeanstokeepanicecarriageandhorses,andofanincomewhichshouldenableitspossessorstoentertaintheirfriendsgenteelly,oughttooperateasbarstotheunionofGeorgeandMissSedley. Itwastheseweightyconsiderationswhichmadehimthinktoothatthemarriageshouldtakeplaceasquicklyaspossible. Washeanxioushimself,Iwonder,tohaveitover? —aspeople,whendeathhasoccurred,liketopressforwardthefuneral,orwhenapartingisresolvedupon,hastenit. ItiscertainthatMr.Dobbin,havingtakenthematterinhand,wasmostextraordinarilyeagerintheconductofit. HeurgedonGeorgethenecessityofimmediateaction:heshowedthechancesofreconciliationwithhisfather,whichafavourablementionofhisnameintheGazettemustbringabout. Ifneedwerehewouldgohimselfandbraveboththefathersinthebusiness. Atallevents,hebesoughtGeorgetogothroughwithitbeforetheorderscame,whicheverybodyexpected,forthedepartureoftheregimentfromEnglandonforeignservice. Bentuponthesehymenealprojects,andwiththeapplauseandconsentofMrs.Sedley,whodidnotcaretobreakthematterpersonallytoherhusband,Mr.DobbinwenttoseekJohnSedleyathishouseofcallintheCity,theTapiocaCoffee-house,where,sincehisownofficeswereshutup,andfatehadovertakenhim,thepoorbroken-downoldgentlemanusedtobetakehimselfdaily,andwritelettersandreceivethem,andtiethemupintomysteriousbundles,severalofwhichhecarriedintheflapsofhiscoat. Idon’tknowanythingmoredismalthanthatbusinessandbustleandmysteryofaruinedman:thoselettersfromthewealthywhichheshowsyou:thoseworngreasydocumentspromisingsupportandofferingcondolencewhichheplaceswistfullybeforeyou,andonwhichhebuildshishopesofrestorationandfuturefortune. Mybelovedreaderhasnodoubtinthecourseofhisexperiencebeenwaylaidbymanysuchalucklesscompanion. Hetakesyouintothecorner;hehashisbundleofpapersoutofhisgapingcoatpocket;andthetapeoff,andthestringinhismouth,andthefavouritelettersselectedandlaidbeforeyou;andwhodoesnotknowthesadeagerhalf-crazylookwhichhefixesonyouwithhishopelesseyes? Changedintoamanofthissort,Dobbinfoundtheonceflorid,jovial,andprosperousJohnSedley. Hiscoat,thatusedtobesoglossyandtrim,waswhiteattheseams,andthebuttonsshowedthecopper. Hisfacehadfallenin,andwasunshorn;hisfrillandneckclothhunglimpunderhisbaggingwaistcoat. Whenheusedtotreattheboysinolddaysatacoffee-house,hewouldshoutandlaughlouderthananybodythere,andhaveallthewaitersskippingroundhim;itwasquitepainfultoseehowhumbleandcivilhewastoJohnoftheTapioca,ablear-eyedoldattendantindingystockingsandcrackedpumps,whosebusinessitwastoserveglassesofwafers,andbumpersofinkinpewter,andslicesofpapertothefrequentersofthisdrearyhouseofentertainment,wherenothingelseseemedtobeconsumed. AsforWilliamDobbin,whomhehadtippedrepeatedlyinhisyouth,andwhohadbeentheoldgentleman’sbuttonathousandoccasions,oldSedleygavehishandtohiminaveryhesitatinghumblemannernow,andcalledhim“Sir.” AfeelingofshameandremorsetookpossessionofWilliamDobbinasthebrokenoldmansoreceivedandaddressedhim,asifhehimselfhadbeensomehowguiltyofthemisfortuneswhichhadbroughtSedleysolow. “Iamverygladtoseeyou,CaptainDobbin,sir,”sayshe,afteraskulkinglookortwoathisvisitor(whoselankyfigureandmilitaryappearancecausedsomeexcitementlikewisetotwinkleinthebleareyesofthewaiterinthecrackeddancingpumps,andawakenedtheoldladyinblack,whodozedamongthemouldyoldcoffee-cupsinthebar). “Howistheworthyalderman,andmylady,yourexcellentmother,sir?” Helookedroundatthewaiterashesaid,“Mylady,”asmuchastosay,“Harkye,John,Ihavefriendsstill,andpersonsofrankandreputation,too.” “Areyoucometodoanythinginmyway,sir? MyyoungfriendsDaleandSpiggotdoallmybusinessformenow,untilmynewofficesareready;forI’monlyheretemporarily,youknow,Captain.Whatcanwedoforyou.sir?Willyouliketotakeanything?” Dobbin,withagreatdealofhesitationandstuttering,protestedthathewasnotintheleasthungryorthirsty;thathehadnobusinesstotransact;thatheonlycametoaskifMr.Sedleywaswell,andtoshakehandswithanoldfriend;and,headded,withadesperateperversionoftruth,“Mymotherisverywell—thatis,she’sbeenveryunwell,andisonlywaitingforthefirstfinedaytogooutandcalluponMrs.Sedley. HowisMrs.Sedley,sir?Ihopeshe’squitewell.” Andherehepaused,reflectingonhisownconsummatehypocrisy;forthedaywasasfine,andthesunshineasbrightasiteverisinCoffinCourt,wheretheTapiocaCoffee-houseissituated:andMr.DobbinrememberedthathehadseenMrs.Sedleyhimselfonlyanhourbefore,havingdrivenOsbornedowntoFulhaminhisgig,andlefthimtheretete-a-tetewithMissAmelia. “Mywifewillbeveryhappytoseeherladyship,”Sedleyreplied,pullingouthispapers. “I’veaverykindletterherefromyourfather,sir,andbegmyrespectfulcomplimentstohim. LadyD.willfindusinratherasmallerhousethanwewereaccustomedtoreceiveourfriendsin;butit’ssnug,andthechangeofairdoesgoodtomydaughter,whowassufferingintownrather—yourememberlittleEmmy,sir?—yes,sufferingagooddeal.” Theoldgentleman’seyeswerewanderingashespoke,andhewasthinkingofsomethingelse,ashesatethrummingonhispapersandfumblingatthewornredtape. “You’reamilitaryman,”hewenton;“Iaskyou,BillDobbin,couldanymaneverhavespeculateduponthereturnofthatCorsicanscoundrelfromElba? Whenthealliedsovereignswereherelastyear,andwegave‘emthatdinnerintheCity,sir,andwesawtheTempleofConcord,andthefireworks,andtheChinesebridgeinSt.James’sPark,couldanysensiblemansupposethatpeacewasn’treallyconcluded,afterwe’dactuallysungTeDeumforit,sir? Iaskyou,William,couldIsupposethattheEmperorofAustriawasadamnedtraitor—atraitor,andnothingmore? Idon’tmincewords—adouble-facedinfernaltraitorandschemer,whomeanttohavehisson-in-lawbackallalong. AndIsaythattheescapeofBoneyfromElbawasadamnedimpositionandplot,sir,inwhichhalfthepowersofEuropewereconcerned,tobringthefundsdown,andtoruinthiscountry.That’swhyI’mhere,William.That’swhymyname’sintheGazette.Why,sir? —becauseItrustedtheEmperorofRussiaandthePrinceRegent.Lookhere.Lookatmypapers. Lookwhatthefundswereonthe1stofMarch—whattheFrenchfiveswerewhenIboughtforthecount.Andwhatthey’reatnow. Therewascollusion,sir,orthatvillainneverwouldhaveescaped. WherewastheEnglishCommissionerwhoallowedhimtogetaway? Heoughttobeshot,sir—broughttoacourt-martial,andshot,byJove.” “We’regoingtohuntBoneyout,sir,”Dobbinsaid,ratheralarmedatthefuryoftheoldman,theveinsofwhoseforeheadbegantoswell,andwhosatedrumminghispaperswithhisclenchedfist. “Wearegoingtohunthimout,sir—theDuke’sinBelgiumalready,andweexpectmarchingorderseveryday.” “Givehimnoquarter.Bringbackthevillain’shead,sir. Shootthecowarddown,sir,”Sedleyroared. “I’denlistmyself,by—;butI’mabrokenoldman—ruinedbythatdamnedscoundrel—andbyaparcelofswindlingthievesinthiscountrywhomImade,sir,andwhoarerollingintheircarriagesnow,”headded,withabreakinhisvoice. Dobbinwasnotalittleaffectedbythesightofthisoncekindoldfriend,crazedalmostwithmisfortuneandravingwithsenileanger. Pitythefallengentleman:youtowhommoneyandfairreputearethechiefestgood;andso,surely,aretheyinVanityFair. “Yes,”hecontinued,“therearesomevipersthatyouwarm,andtheystingyouafterwards. Therearesomebeggarsthatyouputonhorseback,andthey’rethefirsttorideyoudown. YouknowwhomImean,WilliamDobbin,myboy. Imeanapurse-proudvillaininRussellSquare,whomIknewwithoutashilling,andwhomIprayandhopetoseeabeggarashewaswhenIbefriendedhim.” “Ihaveheardsomethingofthis,sir,frommyfriendGeorge,”Dobbinsaid,anxioustocometohispoint. “Thequarrelbetweenyouandhisfatherhascuthimupagreatdeal,sir. Indeed,I’mthebearerofamessagefromhim.” “O,THAT’Syourerrand,isit?”criedtheoldman,jumpingup.“What!perhapshecondoleswithme,doeshe? Verykindofhim,thestiff-backedprig,withhisdandifiedairsandWestEndswagger. He’shankeringaboutmyhouse,ishestill? Ifmysonhadthecourageofaman,he’dshoothim.He’sasbigavillainashisfather. Iwon’thavehisnamementionedinmyhouse. IcursethedaythateverIlethimintoit;andI’dratherseemydaughterdeadatmyfeetthanmarriedtohim.” “Hisfather’sharshnessisnotGeorge’sfault,sir. Yourdaughter’sloveforhimisasmuchyourdoingashis. Whoareyou,thatyouaretoplaywithtwoyoungpeople’saffectionsandbreaktheirheartsatyourwill?” “Recollectit’snothisfatherthatbreaksthematchoff,”oldSedleycriedout.“It’sIthatforbidit. Thatfamilyandmineareseparatedforever. I’mfallenlow,butnotsolowasthat:no,no. Andsoyoumaytellthewholerace—son,andfatherandsisters,andall.” “It’smybelief,sir,thatyouhavenotthepowerortherighttoseparatethosetwo,”Dobbinansweredinalowvoice;“andthatifyoudon’tgiveyourdaughteryourconsentitwillbeherdutytomarrywithoutit. There’snoreasonsheshoulddieorlivemiserablybecauseyouarewrong-headed. Tomythinking,she’sjustasmuchmarriedasifthebannshadbeenreadinallthechurchesinLondon. AndwhatbetteranswercantherebetoOsborne’schargesagainstyou,aschargesthereare,thanthathissonclaimstoenteryourfamilyandmarryyourdaughter?” AlightofsomethinglikesatisfactionseemedtobreakoveroldSedleyasthispointwasputtohim:buthestillpersistedthatwithhisconsentthemarriagebetweenAmeliaandGeorgeshouldnevertakeplace. “Wemustdoitwithout,”Dobbinsaid,smiling,andtoldMr.Sedley,ashehadtoldMrs.Sedleyintheday,before,thestoryofRebecca’selopementwithCaptainCrawley.Itevidentlyamusedtheoldgentleman. “You’reterriblefellows,youCaptains,”saidhe,tyinguphispapers;andhisfaceworesomethinglikeasmileuponit,totheastonishmentoftheblear-eyedwaiterwhonowentered,andhadneverseensuchanexpressionuponSedley’scountenancesincehehadusedthedismalcoffee-house. TheideaofhittinghisenemyOsbornesuchablowsoothed,perhaps,theoldgentleman:and,theircolloquypresentlyending,heandDobbinpartedprettygoodfriends. “Mysisterssayshehasdiamondsasbigaspigeons’eggs,”Georgesaid,laughing.“Howtheymustsetoffhercomplexion! Aperfectilluminationitmustbewhenherjewelsareonherneck. Herjet-blackhairisascurlyasSambo’s. Idaresaysheworeanoseringwhenshewenttocourt;andwithaplumeoffeathersinhertop-knotshewouldlookaperfectBelleSauvage.” George,inconversationwithAmelia,wasrallyingtheappearanceofayoungladyofwhomhisfatherandsistershadlatelymadetheacquaintance,andwhowasanobjectofvastrespecttotheRussellSquarefamily. ShewasreportedtohaveIdon’tknowhowmanyplantationsintheWestIndies;adealofmoneyinthefunds;andthreestarstohernameintheEastIndiastockholders’list. ShehadamansioninSurrey,andahouseinPortlandPlace. ThenameoftherichWestIndiaheiresshadbeenmentionedwithapplauseintheMorningPost. Mrs.Haggistoun,ColonelHaggistoun’swidow,herrelative,“chaperoned”her,andkeptherhouse. Shewasjustfromschool,whereshehadcompletedhereducation,andGeorgeandhissistershadmetherataneveningpartyatoldHulker’shouse,DevonshirePlace(Hulker,Bullock,andCo.werelongthecorrespondentsofherhouseintheWestIndies),andthegirlshadmadethemostcordialadvancestoher,whichtheheiresshadreceivedwithgreatgoodhumour. Anorphaninherposition—withhermoney—sointeresting!theMissesOsbornesaid. TheywerefulloftheirnewfriendwhentheyreturnedfromtheHulkerballtoMissWirt,theircompanion;theyhadmadearrangementsforcontinuallymeeting,andhadthecarriageanddrovetoseehertheverynextday. Mrs.Haggistoun,ColonelHaggistoun’swidow,arelationofLordBinkie,andalwaystalkingofhim,struckthedearunsophisticatedgirlsasratherhaughty,andtoomuchinclinedtotalkabouthergreatrelations:butRhodawaseverythingtheycouldwish—thefrankest,kindest,mostagreeablecreature—wantingalittlepolish,butsogood-natured. ThegirlsChristian-namedeachotheratonce. “Youshouldhaveseenherdressforcourt,Emmy,”Osbornecried,laughing. “Shecametomysisterstoshowitoff,beforeshewaspresentedinstatebymyLadyBinkie,theHaggistoun’skinswoman. She’srelatedtoeveryone,thatHaggistoun. HerdiamondsblazedoutlikeVauxhallonthenightwewerethere. (DoyourememberVauxhall,Emmy,andJossingingtohisdearestdiddlediddledarling?)Diamondsandmahogany,mydear! thinkwhatanadvantageouscontrast—andthewhitefeathersinherhair—Imeaninherwool. Shehadearringslikechandeliers;youmighthavelighted‘emup,byJove—andayellowsatintrainthatstreeledafterherlikethetailofacornet.” “Howoldisshe?”askedEmmy,towhomGeorgewasrattlingawayregardingthisdarkparagon,onthemorningoftheirreunion—rattlingawayasnoothermanintheworldsurelycould. “WhytheBlackPrincess,thoughshehasonlyjustleftschool,mustbetwoorthreeandtwenty.Andyoushouldseethehandshewrites! Mrs.ColonelHaggistounusuallywritesherletters,butinamomentofconfidence,sheputpentopaperformysisters;shespeltsatinsatting,andSaintJames’s,SaintJams.” “Why,surelyitmustbeMissSwartz,theparlourboarder,”Emmysaid,rememberingthatgood-naturedyoungmulattogirl,whohadbeensohystericallyaffectedwhenAmelialeftMissPinkerton’sacademy. “Theveryname,”Georgesaid.“HerfatherwasaGermanJew—aslave-ownertheysay—connectedwiththeCannibalIslandsinsomewayorother. Hediedlastyear,andMissPinkertonhasfinishedhereducation. Shecanplaytwopiecesonthepiano;sheknowsthreesongs;shecanwritewhenMrs.Haggistounisbytospellforher;andJaneandMariaalreadyhavegottoloveherasasister.” “Iwishtheywouldhavelovedme,”saidEmmy,wistfully.“Theywerealwaysverycoldtome.” “Mydearchild,theywouldhavelovedyouifyouhadhadtwohundredthousandpounds,”Georgereplied. “Thatisthewayinwhichtheyhavebeenbroughtup.Oursisaready-moneysociety. WeliveamongbankersandCitybig-wigs,andbehangedtothem,andeveryman,ashetalkstoyou,isjinglinghisguineasinhispocket. ThereisthatjackassFredBullockisgoingtomarryMaria—there’sGoldmore,theEastIndiaDirector,there’sDipley,inthetallowtrade—OURtrade,”Georgesaid,withanuneasylaughandablush. “Cursethewholepackofmoney-grubbingvulgarians! Ifallasleepattheirgreatheavydinners. Ifeelashamedinmyfather’sgreatstupidparties. I’vebeenaccustomedtolivewithgentlemen,andmenoftheworldandfashion,Emmy,notwithaparcelofturtle-fedtradesmen. Dearlittlewoman,youaretheonlypersonofoursetwhoeverlooked,orthought,orspokelikealady:andyoudoitbecauseyou’reanangelandcan’thelpit.Don’tremonstrate.Youaretheonlylady. Didn’tMissCrawleyremarkit,whohaslivedinthebestcompanyinEurope? AndasforCrawley,oftheLifeGuards,hangit,he’safinefellow:andIlikehimformarryingthegirlhehadchosen.” AmeliaadmiredMr.Crawleyverymuch,too,forthis;andtrustedRebeccawouldbehappywithhim,andhoped(withalaugh)Joswouldbeconsoled. Andsothepairwentonprattling,asinquiteearlydays. Amelia’sconfidencebeingperfectlyrestoredtoher,thoughsheexpressedagreatdealofprettyjealousyaboutMissSwartz,andprofessedtobedreadfullyfrightened—likeahypocriteasshewas—lestGeorgeshouldforgetherfortheheiressandhermoneyandherestatesinSaintKitt’s. Butthefactis,shewasagreatdealtoohappytohavefearsordoubtsormisgivingsofanysort:andhavingGeorgeathersideagain,wasnotafraidofanyheiressorbeauty,orindeedofanysortofdanger. WhenCaptainDobbincamebackintheafternoontothesepeople—whichhedidwithagreatdealofsympathyforthem—itdidhisheartgoodtoseehowAmeliahadgrownyoungagain—howshelaughed,andchirped,andsangfamiliaroldsongsatthepiano,whichwereonlyinterruptedbythebellfromwithoutproclaimingMr.Sedley’sreturnfromtheCity,beforewhomGeorgereceivedasignaltoretreat. Beyondthefirstsmileofrecognition—andeventhatwasanhypocrisy,forshethoughthisarrivalratherprovoking—MissSedleydidnotoncenoticeDobbinduringhisvisit. Buthewascontent,sothathesawherhappy;andthankfultohavebeenthemeansofmakingherso.