Wemaybesurethatatthismomentourfriendswereallanxioustoseetheendoftheadventurethathadcausedthemsomanytrialsandtroubles. PerhapstheTinWoodman’sheartdidnotbeatanyfaster,becauseitwasmadeofredvelvetandstuffedwithsawdust,andtheTinSoldier’sheartwasmadeoftinandreposedinhistinbosomwithoutahintofemotion. However,thereislittledoubtthattheybothknewthatacriticalmomentintheirliveshadarrived,andthatNimmieAmee’sdecisionwasdestinedtoinfluencethefutureofoneortheother. Astheyassumedtheirnaturalsizesandtherhubarbleavesthathadbeforetoweredabovetheirheadsnowbarelycoveredtheirfeet,theylookedaroundthegardenandfoundthatnopersonwasvisiblesavethemselves. Nosoundofactivitycamefromthehouse,either,buttheywalkedtothefrontdoor,whichhadalittleporchbuiltbeforeit,andtherethetwotinmenstoodsidebysidewhilebothknockeduponthedoorwiththeirtinknuckles. Asnooneseemedeagertoanswerthesummonstheyknockedagain;andthenagain.Finallytheyheardastirfromwithinandsomeonecoughed. “Who’sthere?”calledagirl’svoice. “It’sI!”criedthetintwins,together. “Howdidyougetthere?”askedthevoice.Theyhesitatedhowtoreply,soWootansweredforthem: “Oh,”saidtheunseengirl.“Areyoufriends,orfoes?” “Friends!”theyallexclaimed.Thentheyheardfootstepsapproachthedoor,whichslowlyopenedandrevealedaveryprettyMunchkingirlstandinginthedoorway. “NimmieAmee!”criedthetintwins. “That’smyname,”repliedthegirl,lookingatthemincoldsurprise.“Butwhocanyoube?” “Don’tyouknowme,Nimmie?”saidtheTinWoodman.“I’myouroldsweetheart,NickChopper!”“Don’tyouknowme,mydear?”saidtheTinSoldier.“I’myouroldsweetheart,CaptainFyter!” NimmieAmeesmiledatthemboth.Thenshelookedbeyondthemattherestofthepartyandsmiledagain. However,sheseemedmoreamusedthanpleased. “Comein,”shesaid,leadingthewayinside. “Evensweetheartsareforgottenafteratime,butyouandyourfriendsarewelcome.” Theroomtheynowenteredwascosyandcomfortable,beingneatlyfurnishedandwellsweptanddusted. ButtheyfoundsomeonetherebesidesNimmieAmee. AmandressedintheattractiveMunchkincostumewaslazilyreclininginaneasychair,andhesatupandturnedhiseyesonthevisitorswithacoldandindifferentstarethatwasalmostinsolent. Hedidnotevenrisefromhisseattogreetthestrangers,butafterglaringatthemhelookedawaywithascowl,asiftheywereoftoolittleimportancetointeresthim. Thetinmenreturnedthisman’sstarewithinterest,buttheydidnotlookawayfromhimbecauseneitherofthemseemedabletotakehiseyesoffthisMunchkin,whowasremarkableinhavingonetinarmquiteliketheirowntinarms. “Seemstome,”saidCaptainFyter,inavoicethatsoundedharshandindignant,“thatyou,sir,areavileimpostor!” “Gently—gently!”cautionedtheScarecrow;“don’tberudetostrangers,Captain.” “Rude?”shoutedtheTinSoldier,nowverymuchprovoked;“why,he’sascoundrel—athief!Thevillainiswearingmyownhead!” “Yes,”addedtheTinWoodman,“andhe’swearingmyrightarm!Icanrecognizeitbythetwowartsonthelittlefinger.” “Goodgracious!”exclaimedWoot.“ThenthismustbethemanwhomoldKu-KlippatchedtogetherandnamedChopfyt.” Themannowturnedtowardthem,stillscowling. “Yes,thatismyname,”hesaidinavoicelikeagrowl,“anditisabsurdforyoutincreatures,orforanyoneelse,toclaimmyhead,orarm,oranypartofme,fortheyaremypersonalproperty.” “You?You’reaNobody!”shoutedCaptainFyter. “You’rejustamix-up,”declaredtheEmperor. “Now,now,gentlemen,”interruptedNimmieAmee,“ImustaskyoutobemorerespectfultopoorChopfyt.For,beingmyguests,itisnotpoliteforyoutoinsultmyhusband.” “Yourhusband!”thetintwinsexclaimedindismay. “Yes,”saidshe.“ImarriedChopfytalongtimeago,becausemyothertwosweetheartshaddesertedme.” ThisreproofembarrassedbothNickChopperandCaptainFyter.Theylookeddown,shamefaced,foramoment,andthentheTinWoodmanexplainedinanearnestvoice: “SodidI,”saidtheTinSoldier. “Icouldnotknowthat,ofcourse,”assertedNimmieAmee. “AllIknewwasthatneitherofyoucametomarryme,asyouhadpromisedtodo. ButmenarenotscarceintheLandofOz. AfterIcameheretolive,ImetMr.Chopfyt,andhewasthemoreinterestingbecauseheremindedmestronglyofbothofyou,asyouwerebeforeyoubecametin. Heevenhadatinarm,andthatremindedmeofyouthemore.” “Nowonder!”remarkedtheScarecrow. “But,listen,NimmieAmee!”saidtheastonishedWoot;“hereallyisbothofthem,forheismadeoftheircast-offparts.” “Oh,you’requitewrong,”declaredPolychrome,laughing,forshewasgreatlyenjoyingtheconfusionoftheothers. “Thetinmenarestillthemselves,astheywilltellyou,andsoChopfytmustbesomeoneelse.” Theylookedatherbewildered,forthefactsinthecaseweretoopuzzlingtobegraspedatonce. “ItisallthefaultofoldKu-Klip,”mutteredtheTinWoodman.“Hehadnorighttouseourcastoffpartstomakeanothermanwith.” “Itseemshedidit,however,”saidNimmieAmeecalmly,“andImarriedhimbecauseheresembledyouboth. Iwon’tsayheisahusbandtobeproudof,becausehehasamixednatureandisn’talwaysanagreeablecompanion. TherearetimeswhenIhavetochidehimgently,bothwithmytongueandwithmybroomstick. Butheismyhusband,andImustmakethebestofhim.” “Ifyoudon’tlikehim,”suggestedtheTinWoodman,“CaptainFyterandIcanchophimupwithouraxeandsword,andeachtakesuchpartsofthefellowasbelongtohim. Thenwearewillingforyoutoselectoneofusasyourhusband.” “Thatisagoodidea,”approvedCaptainFyter,drawinghissword. “No,”saidNimmieAmee;“IthinkI’llkeepthehusbandInowhave. Heisnowtrainedtodrawthewaterandcarryinthewoodandhoethecabbagesandweedtheflower-bedsanddustthefurnitureandperformmanytasksofalikecharacter. Anewhusbandwouldhavetobescolded—andgentlychided—untilhelearnsmyways. SoIthinkitwillbebettertokeepmyChopfyt,andIseenoreasonwhyyoushouldobjecttohim. Youtwogentlementhrewhimawaywhenyoubecametin,becauseyouhadnofurtheruseforhim,soyoucannotjustlyclaimhimnow. Iadviseyoutogobacktoyourownhomesandforgetme,asIhaveforgottenyou.” “Goodadvice!”laughedPolychrome,dancing. “Areyouhappy?”askedtheTinSoldier. “OfcourseIam,”saidNimmieAmee;“I’mthemistressofallIsurvey—thequeenofmylittledomain.” “Wouldn’tyouliketobetheEmpressoftheWinkies?”askedtheTinWoodman. “Mercy,no,”sheanswered.“Thatwouldbealotofbother.Idon’tcareforsociety,orpomp,orposing.AllIaskistobeleftaloneandnottobeannoyedbyvisitors.” TheScarecrownudgedWoottheWanderer. “Thatsoundstomelikeahint,”hesaid. “Looksasifwe’dhadourjourneyfornothing,”remarkedWoot,whowasalittleashamedanddisappointedbecausehehadproposedthejourney. “Iamglad,however,”saidtheTinWoodman,“thatIhavefoundNimmieAmee,anddiscoveredthatsheisalreadymarriedandhappy.Itwillrelievemeofanyfurtheranxietyconcerningher.” “Formypart,”saidtheTinSoldier,“Iamnotsorrytobefree.TheonlythingthatreallyannoysmeisfindingmyheaduponChopfyt’sbody.” “Asforthat,I’mprettysureitismybody,orapartofit,anyway,”remarkedtheEmperoroftheWinkies. “Butnevermind,friendSoldier;letusbewillingtodonateourcast-offmemberstoinsurethehappinessofNimmieAmee,andbethankfulitisnotourfatetohoecabbagesanddrawwater—andbechided—intheplaceofthiscreatureChopfyt.” “Yes,”agreedtheSoldier,“wehavemuchtobethankfulfor.” Polychrome,whohadwanderedoutside,nowpokedherprettyheadthroughanopenwindowandexclaimedinapleasedvoice: “It’sgettingcloudy.Perhapsitisgoingtorain!”