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Wemaybesurethatatthismomentourfriendswereallanxioustoseetheendoftheadventurethathadcausedthemsomanytrialsandtroubles.
PerhapstheTinWoodman’sheartdidnotbeatanyfaster,becauseitwasmadeofredvelvetandstuffedwithsawdust,andtheTinSoldier’sheartwasmadeoftinandreposedinhistinbosomwithoutahintofemotion.
However,thereislittledoubtthattheybothknewthatacriticalmomentintheirliveshadarrived,andthatNimmieAmee’sdecisionwasdestinedtoinfluencethefutureofoneortheother.
Astheyassumedtheirnaturalsizesandtherhubarbleavesthathadbeforetoweredabovetheirheadsnowbarelycoveredtheirfeet,theylookedaroundthegardenandfoundthatnopersonwasvisiblesavethemselves.
Nosoundofactivitycamefromthehouse,either,buttheywalkedtothefrontdoor,whichhadalittleporchbuiltbeforeit,andtherethetwotinmenstoodsidebysidewhilebothknockeduponthedoorwiththeirtinknuckles.
Asnooneseemedeagertoanswerthesummonstheyknockedagain;andthenagain.Finallytheyheardastirfromwithinandsomeonecoughed.
Who’sthere?calledagirl’svoice.
It’sI!criedthetintwins,together.
Howdidyougetthere?askedthevoice.Theyhesitatedhowtoreply,soWootansweredforthem:
Bymeansofmagic.
Oh,saidtheunseengirl.Areyoufriends,orfoes?
Friends!theyallexclaimed.Thentheyheardfootstepsapproachthedoor,whichslowlyopenedandrevealedaveryprettyMunchkingirlstandinginthedoorway.
NimmieAmee!criedthetintwins.
That’smyname,repliedthegirl,lookingatthemincoldsurprise.Butwhocanyoube?
Don’tyouknowme,Nimmie?saidtheTinWoodman.I’myouroldsweetheart,NickChopper!Don’tyouknowme,mydear?saidtheTinSoldier.I’myouroldsweetheart,CaptainFyter!
NimmieAmeesmiledatthemboth.Thenshelookedbeyondthemattherestofthepartyandsmiledagain.
However,sheseemedmoreamusedthanpleased.
Comein,shesaid,leadingthewayinside.
Evensweetheartsareforgottenafteratime,butyouandyourfriendsarewelcome.
Theroomtheynowenteredwascosyandcomfortable,beingneatlyfurnishedandwellsweptanddusted.
ButtheyfoundsomeonetherebesidesNimmieAmee.
AmandressedintheattractiveMunchkincostumewaslazilyreclininginaneasychair,andhesatupandturnedhiseyesonthevisitorswithacoldandindifferentstarethatwasalmostinsolent.
Hedidnotevenrisefromhisseattogreetthestrangers,butafterglaringatthemhelookedawaywithascowl,asiftheywereoftoolittleimportancetointeresthim.
Thetinmenreturnedthisman’sstarewithinterest,buttheydidnotlookawayfromhimbecauseneitherofthemseemedabletotakehiseyesoffthisMunchkin,whowasremarkableinhavingonetinarmquiteliketheirowntinarms.
Seemstome,saidCaptainFyter,inavoicethatsoundedharshandindignant,thatyou,sir,areavileimpostor!
Gentlygently!cautionedtheScarecrow;don’tberudetostrangers,Captain.
Rude?shoutedtheTinSoldier,nowverymuchprovoked;why,he’sascoundrelathief!Thevillainiswearingmyownhead!
Yes,addedtheTinWoodman,andhe’swearingmyrightarm!Icanrecognizeitbythetwowartsonthelittlefinger.
Goodgracious!exclaimedWoot.ThenthismustbethemanwhomoldKu-KlippatchedtogetherandnamedChopfyt.
Themannowturnedtowardthem,stillscowling.
Yes,thatismyname,hesaidinavoicelikeagrowl,anditisabsurdforyoutincreatures,orforanyoneelse,toclaimmyhead,orarm,oranypartofme,fortheyaremypersonalproperty.
You?You’reaNobody!shoutedCaptainFyter.
You’rejustamix-up,declaredtheEmperor.
Now,now,gentlemen,interruptedNimmieAmee,ImustaskyoutobemorerespectfultopoorChopfyt.For,beingmyguests,itisnotpoliteforyoutoinsultmyhusband.
Yourhusband!thetintwinsexclaimedindismay.
Yes,saidshe.ImarriedChopfytalongtimeago,becausemyothertwosweetheartshaddesertedme.
ThisreproofembarrassedbothNickChopperandCaptainFyter.Theylookeddown,shamefaced,foramoment,andthentheTinWoodmanexplainedinanearnestvoice:
Irusted.
SodidI,saidtheTinSoldier.
Icouldnotknowthat,ofcourse,assertedNimmieAmee.
AllIknewwasthatneitherofyoucametomarryme,asyouhadpromisedtodo.
ButmenarenotscarceintheLandofOz.
AfterIcameheretolive,ImetMr.Chopfyt,andhewasthemoreinterestingbecauseheremindedmestronglyofbothofyou,asyouwerebeforeyoubecametin.
Heevenhadatinarm,andthatremindedmeofyouthemore.
Nowonder!remarkedtheScarecrow.
But,listen,NimmieAmee!saidtheastonishedWoot;hereallyisbothofthem,forheismadeoftheircast-offparts.
Oh,you’requitewrong,declaredPolychrome,laughing,forshewasgreatlyenjoyingtheconfusionoftheothers.
Thetinmenarestillthemselves,astheywilltellyou,andsoChopfytmustbesomeoneelse.
Theylookedatherbewildered,forthefactsinthecaseweretoopuzzlingtobegraspedatonce.
ItisallthefaultofoldKu-Klip,mutteredtheTinWoodman.Hehadnorighttouseourcastoffpartstomakeanothermanwith.
Itseemshedidit,however,saidNimmieAmeecalmly,andImarriedhimbecauseheresembledyouboth.
Iwon’tsayheisahusbandtobeproudof,becausehehasamixednatureandisn’talwaysanagreeablecompanion.
TherearetimeswhenIhavetochidehimgently,bothwithmytongueandwithmybroomstick.
Butheismyhusband,andImustmakethebestofhim.
Ifyoudon’tlikehim,suggestedtheTinWoodman,CaptainFyterandIcanchophimupwithouraxeandsword,andeachtakesuchpartsofthefellowasbelongtohim.
Thenwearewillingforyoutoselectoneofusasyourhusband.
Thatisagoodidea,approvedCaptainFyter,drawinghissword.
No,saidNimmieAmee;IthinkI’llkeepthehusbandInowhave.
Heisnowtrainedtodrawthewaterandcarryinthewoodandhoethecabbagesandweedtheflower-bedsanddustthefurnitureandperformmanytasksofalikecharacter.
Anewhusbandwouldhavetobescoldedandgentlychideduntilhelearnsmyways.
SoIthinkitwillbebettertokeepmyChopfyt,andIseenoreasonwhyyoushouldobjecttohim.
Youtwogentlementhrewhimawaywhenyoubecametin,becauseyouhadnofurtheruseforhim,soyoucannotjustlyclaimhimnow.
Iadviseyoutogobacktoyourownhomesandforgetme,asIhaveforgottenyou.
Goodadvice!laughedPolychrome,dancing.
Areyouhappy?askedtheTinSoldier.
OfcourseIam,saidNimmieAmee;I’mthemistressofallIsurveythequeenofmylittledomain.
Wouldn’tyouliketobetheEmpressoftheWinkies?askedtheTinWoodman.
Mercy,no,sheanswered.Thatwouldbealotofbother.Idon’tcareforsociety,orpomp,orposing.AllIaskistobeleftaloneandnottobeannoyedbyvisitors.
TheScarecrownudgedWoottheWanderer.
Thatsoundstomelikeahint,hesaid.
Looksasifwe’dhadourjourneyfornothing,remarkedWoot,whowasalittleashamedanddisappointedbecausehehadproposedthejourney.
Iamglad,however,saidtheTinWoodman,thatIhavefoundNimmieAmee,anddiscoveredthatsheisalreadymarriedandhappy.Itwillrelievemeofanyfurtheranxietyconcerningher.
Formypart,saidtheTinSoldier,Iamnotsorrytobefree.TheonlythingthatreallyannoysmeisfindingmyheaduponChopfyt’sbody.
Asforthat,I’mprettysureitismybody,orapartofit,anyway,remarkedtheEmperoroftheWinkies.
Butnevermind,friendSoldier;letusbewillingtodonateourcast-offmemberstoinsurethehappinessofNimmieAmee,andbethankfulitisnotourfatetohoecabbagesanddrawwaterandbechidedintheplaceofthiscreatureChopfyt.
Yes,agreedtheSoldier,wehavemuchtobethankfulfor.
Polychrome,whohadwanderedoutside,nowpokedherprettyheadthroughanopenwindowandexclaimedinapleasedvoice:
It’sgettingcloudy.Perhapsitisgoingtorain!
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