TheLandoftheMunchkinsisfullofsurprises,asourtravelershadalreadylearned,andalthoughMountMunchwasconstantlygrowinglargerastheyadvancedtowardit,theyknewitwasstillalongwayoffandwerenotcertain,byanymeans,thattheyhadescapedalldangerorencounteredtheirlastadventure. Theplainwasbroad,andasfarastheeyecouldsee,thereseemedtobealevelstretchofcountrybetweenthemandthemountain,buttowardeveningtheycameuponahollow,inwhichstoodatinyblueMunchkindwellingwithagardenarounditandfieldsofgrainfillinginalltherestofthehollow. Theydidnotdiscoverthisplaceuntiltheycameclosetotheedgeofit,andtheywereastonishedatthesightthatgreetedthembecausetheyhadimaginedthatthispartoftheplainhadnoinhabitants. “It’saverysmallhouse,”Wootdeclared.“Iwonderwholivesthere?” “Thewaytofindoutistoknockonthedoorandask,”repliedtheTinWoodman.“PerhapsitisthehomeofNimmieAmee.” “Issheadwarf?”askedtheboy. “No,indeed;NimmieAmeeisafullsizedwoman.” “ThenI’msureshecouldn’tliveinthatlittlehouse,”saidWoot. “Let’sgodown,”suggestedtheScarecrow.“I’malmostsureIcanseeastraw-stackinthebackyard.” Theydescendedthehollow,whichwasrathersteepatthesides,andsooncametothehouse,whichwasindeedrathersmall. Wootknockeduponadoorthatwasnotmuchhigherthanhiswaist,butgotnoreply. Heknockedagain,butnotasoundwasheard. “Smokeiscomingoutofthechimney,”announcedPolychrome,whowasdancinglightlythroughthegarden,wherecabbagesandbeetsandturnipsandthelikeweregrowingfinely. “Thensomeonesurelyliveshere,”saidWoot,andknockedagain. Nowawindowatthesideofthehouseopenedandaqueerheadappeared.Itwaswhiteandhairyandhadalongsnoutandlittleroundeyes.Theearswerehiddenbyabluesunbonnettiedunderthechin. “Oh;it’sapig!”exclaimedWoot. “Pardonme;IamMrs.SquealinaSwyne,wifeofProfessorGrunterSwyne,andthisisourhome,”saidtheoneinthewindow.“Whatdoyouwant?” “WhatsortofaProfessorisyourhusband?”inquiredtheTinWoodmancuriously. “HeisProfessorofCabbageCultureandCornPerfection. Heisveryfamousinhisownfamily,andwouldbethewonderoftheworldifhewentabroad,”saidMrs.Swyneinavoicethatwashalfproudandhalfirritable. “ImustalsoinformyouintrudersthattheProfessorisadangerousindividual,forhefileshisteetheverymorninguntiltheyaresharpasneedles. Ifyouarebutchers,you’dbetterrunawayandavoidtrouble.” “Wearenotbutchers,”theTinWoodmanassuredher. “Thenwhatareyoudoingwiththataxe?Andwhyhastheothertinmanasword?” “Theyaretheonlyweaponswehavetodefendourfriendsfromtheirenemies,”explainedtheEmperoroftheWinkies,andWootadded: “Donotbeafraidofus,Mrs.Swyne,forweareharmlesstravelers. ThetinmenandtheScarecrownevereatanythingandPolychromefeastsonlyondewdrops. Asforme,I’mratherhungry,butthereisplentyoffoodinyourgardentosatisfyme.” ProfessorSwynenowjoinedhiswifeatthewindow,lookingratherscaredinspiteoftheboy’sassuringspeech. HeworeablueMunchkinhat,withpointedcrownandbroadbrim,andbigspectaclescoveredhiseyes. Hepeekedaroundfrombehindhiswifeandafterlookinghardatthestrangers,hesaid: “Mywisdomassuresmethatyouaremerelytravelers,asyousay,andnotbutchers. Butchershavereasontobeafraidofme,butyouaresafe. Wecannotinviteyouin,foryouaretoobigforourhouse,buttheboywhoeatsiswelcometoallthecarrotsandturnipshewants. Makeyourselvesathomeinthegardenandstayallnight,ifyoulike;butinthemorningyoumustgoaway,forwearequietpeopleanddonotcareforcompany.” “MayIhavesomeofyourstraw?”askedtheScarecrow. “Helpyourself,”repliedProfessorSwyne. “Forpigs,they’requiterespectable,”remarkedWoot,astheyallwenttowardthestraw-stack. “I’mgladtheydidn’tinviteusin,”saidCaptainFyter.“IhopeI’mnottooparticularaboutmyassociates,butIdrawthelineatpigs.” TheScarecrowwasgladtoberidofhishay,forduringthelongwalkithadsaggeddownandmadehimfatandsquattyandmorebumpythanatfirst. “I’mnotspeciallyproud,”hesaid,“butIloveamanlyfigure,suchasonlystrawstuffingcancreate. I’venotfeltlikemyselfsincethathungryHip-poatemylaststraw.” PolychromeandWootsettoworkremovingthehayandthentheyselectedthefineststraw,crispandgolden,andwithitstuffedtheScarecrowanew. Hecertainlylookedbetteraftertheoperation,andhewassopleasedatbeingreformedthathetriedtodancealittlejig,andalmostsucceeded. “Ishallsleepunderthestraw-stacktonight,”Wootdecided,afterhehadeatensomeofthevegetablesfromthegarden,andinfacthesleptverywell,withthetwotinmenandtheScarecrowsittingsilentlybesidehimandPolychromeawaysomewhereinthemoonlightdancingherfairydances. AtdaybreaktheTinWoodmanandtheTinSoldiertookoccasiontopolishtheirbodiesandoiltheirjoints,forbothwereexceedinglycarefuloftheirpersonalappearance. Theyhadforgottenthequarrelduetotheiraccidentalbumpingofoneanotherintheinvisiblecountry,andbeingnowgoodfriendstheTinWoodmanpolishedtheTinSoldier’sbackforhimandthentheTinSoldierpolishedtheTinWoodman’sback. ForbreakfasttheWandereratecrisplettuceandradishes,andtheRainbow’sDaughter,whohadnowreturnedtoherfriends,sippedthedewdropsthathadformedonthepetalsofthewild-flowers. Astheypassedthelittlehousetorenewtheirjourney,Wootcalledout: “Good-bye,Mr.andMrs.Swyne!”Thewindowopenedandthetwopigslookedout. “Apleasantjourney,”saidtheProfessor. “Haveyouanychildren?”askedtheScarecrow,whowasagreatfriendofchildren. “Wehavenine,”answeredtheProfessor;“buttheydonotlivewithus,forwhentheyweretinypigletstheWizardofOzcamehereandofferedtocareforthemandtoeducatethem. Sowelethimhaveourninetinypiglets,forhe’sagoodWizardandcanbereliedupontokeephispromises.” “IknowtheNineTinyPiglets,”saidtheTinWoodman. “SodoI,”saidtheScarecrow.“TheystillliveintheEmeraldCity,andtheWizardtakesgoodcareofthemandteachesthemtodoallsortsoftricks.” “Didtheyevergrowup?”inquiredMrs.SquealinaSwyne,inananxiousvoice. “No,”answeredtheScarecrow;“likeallotherchildrenintheLandofOz,theywillalwaysremainchildren,andinthecaseofthetinypigletsthatisagoodthing,becausetheywouldnotbenearlysocuteandcunningiftheywerebigger.” “Butaretheyhappy?”askedMrs.Swyne. “EveryoneintheEmeraldCityishappy,”saidtheTinWoodman.“Theycan’thelpit.” Thenthetravelerssaidgood-bye,andclimbedthesideofthebasinthatwastowardMountMunch.