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TheLandoftheMunchkinsisfullofsurprises,asourtravelershadalreadylearned,andalthoughMountMunchwasconstantlygrowinglargerastheyadvancedtowardit,theyknewitwasstillalongwayoffandwerenotcertain,byanymeans,thattheyhadescapedalldangerorencounteredtheirlastadventure.
Theplainwasbroad,andasfarastheeyecouldsee,thereseemedtobealevelstretchofcountrybetweenthemandthemountain,buttowardeveningtheycameuponahollow,inwhichstoodatinyblueMunchkindwellingwithagardenarounditandfieldsofgrainfillinginalltherestofthehollow.
Theydidnotdiscoverthisplaceuntiltheycameclosetotheedgeofit,andtheywereastonishedatthesightthatgreetedthembecausetheyhadimaginedthatthispartoftheplainhadnoinhabitants.
It’saverysmallhouse,Wootdeclared.Iwonderwholivesthere?
Thewaytofindoutistoknockonthedoorandask,repliedtheTinWoodman.PerhapsitisthehomeofNimmieAmee.
Issheadwarf?askedtheboy.
No,indeed;NimmieAmeeisafullsizedwoman.
ThenI’msureshecouldn’tliveinthatlittlehouse,saidWoot.
Let’sgodown,suggestedtheScarecrow.I’malmostsureIcanseeastraw-stackinthebackyard.
Theydescendedthehollow,whichwasrathersteepatthesides,andsooncametothehouse,whichwasindeedrathersmall.
Wootknockeduponadoorthatwasnotmuchhigherthanhiswaist,butgotnoreply.
Heknockedagain,butnotasoundwasheard.
Smokeiscomingoutofthechimney,announcedPolychrome,whowasdancinglightlythroughthegarden,wherecabbagesandbeetsandturnipsandthelikeweregrowingfinely.
Thensomeonesurelyliveshere,saidWoot,andknockedagain.
Nowawindowatthesideofthehouseopenedandaqueerheadappeared.Itwaswhiteandhairyandhadalongsnoutandlittleroundeyes.Theearswerehiddenbyabluesunbonnettiedunderthechin.
Oh;it’sapig!exclaimedWoot.
Pardonme;IamMrs.SquealinaSwyne,wifeofProfessorGrunterSwyne,andthisisourhome,saidtheoneinthewindow.Whatdoyouwant?
WhatsortofaProfessorisyourhusband?inquiredtheTinWoodmancuriously.
HeisProfessorofCabbageCultureandCornPerfection.
Heisveryfamousinhisownfamily,andwouldbethewonderoftheworldifhewentabroad,saidMrs.Swyneinavoicethatwashalfproudandhalfirritable.
ImustalsoinformyouintrudersthattheProfessorisadangerousindividual,forhefileshisteetheverymorninguntiltheyaresharpasneedles.
Ifyouarebutchers,you’dbetterrunawayandavoidtrouble.
Wearenotbutchers,theTinWoodmanassuredher.
Thenwhatareyoudoingwiththataxe?Andwhyhastheothertinmanasword?
Theyaretheonlyweaponswehavetodefendourfriendsfromtheirenemies,explainedtheEmperoroftheWinkies,andWootadded:
Donotbeafraidofus,Mrs.Swyne,forweareharmlesstravelers.
ThetinmenandtheScarecrownevereatanythingandPolychromefeastsonlyondewdrops.
Asforme,I’mratherhungry,butthereisplentyoffoodinyourgardentosatisfyme.
ProfessorSwynenowjoinedhiswifeatthewindow,lookingratherscaredinspiteoftheboy’sassuringspeech.
HeworeablueMunchkinhat,withpointedcrownandbroadbrim,andbigspectaclescoveredhiseyes.
Hepeekedaroundfrombehindhiswifeandafterlookinghardatthestrangers,hesaid:
Mywisdomassuresmethatyouaremerelytravelers,asyousay,andnotbutchers.
Butchershavereasontobeafraidofme,butyouaresafe.
Wecannotinviteyouin,foryouaretoobigforourhouse,buttheboywhoeatsiswelcometoallthecarrotsandturnipshewants.
Makeyourselvesathomeinthegardenandstayallnight,ifyoulike;butinthemorningyoumustgoaway,forwearequietpeopleanddonotcareforcompany.
MayIhavesomeofyourstraw?askedtheScarecrow.
Helpyourself,repliedProfessorSwyne.
Forpigs,they’requiterespectable,remarkedWoot,astheyallwenttowardthestraw-stack.
I’mgladtheydidn’tinviteusin,saidCaptainFyter.IhopeI’mnottooparticularaboutmyassociates,butIdrawthelineatpigs.
TheScarecrowwasgladtoberidofhishay,forduringthelongwalkithadsaggeddownandmadehimfatandsquattyandmorebumpythanatfirst.
I’mnotspeciallyproud,hesaid,butIloveamanlyfigure,suchasonlystrawstuffingcancreate.
I’venotfeltlikemyselfsincethathungryHip-poatemylaststraw.
PolychromeandWootsettoworkremovingthehayandthentheyselectedthefineststraw,crispandgolden,andwithitstuffedtheScarecrowanew.
Hecertainlylookedbetteraftertheoperation,andhewassopleasedatbeingreformedthathetriedtodancealittlejig,andalmostsucceeded.
Ishallsleepunderthestraw-stacktonight,Wootdecided,afterhehadeatensomeofthevegetablesfromthegarden,andinfacthesleptverywell,withthetwotinmenandtheScarecrowsittingsilentlybesidehimandPolychromeawaysomewhereinthemoonlightdancingherfairydances.
AtdaybreaktheTinWoodmanandtheTinSoldiertookoccasiontopolishtheirbodiesandoiltheirjoints,forbothwereexceedinglycarefuloftheirpersonalappearance.
Theyhadforgottenthequarrelduetotheiraccidentalbumpingofoneanotherintheinvisiblecountry,andbeingnowgoodfriendstheTinWoodmanpolishedtheTinSoldier’sbackforhimandthentheTinSoldierpolishedtheTinWoodman’sback.
ForbreakfasttheWandereratecrisplettuceandradishes,andtheRainbow’sDaughter,whohadnowreturnedtoherfriends,sippedthedewdropsthathadformedonthepetalsofthewild-flowers.
Astheypassedthelittlehousetorenewtheirjourney,Wootcalledout:
Good-bye,Mr.andMrs.Swyne!Thewindowopenedandthetwopigslookedout.
Apleasantjourney,saidtheProfessor.
Haveyouanychildren?askedtheScarecrow,whowasagreatfriendofchildren.
Wehavenine,answeredtheProfessor;buttheydonotlivewithus,forwhentheyweretinypigletstheWizardofOzcamehereandofferedtocareforthemandtoeducatethem.
Sowelethimhaveourninetinypiglets,forhe’sagoodWizardandcanbereliedupontokeephispromises.
IknowtheNineTinyPiglets,saidtheTinWoodman.
SodoI,saidtheScarecrow.TheystillliveintheEmeraldCity,andtheWizardtakesgoodcareofthemandteachesthemtodoallsortsoftricks.
Didtheyevergrowup?inquiredMrs.SquealinaSwyne,inananxiousvoice.
No,answeredtheScarecrow;likeallotherchildrenintheLandofOz,theywillalwaysremainchildren,andinthecaseofthetinypigletsthatisagoodthing,becausetheywouldnotbenearlysocuteandcunningiftheywerebigger.
Butaretheyhappy?askedMrs.Swyne.
EveryoneintheEmeraldCityishappy,saidtheTinWoodman.Theycan’thelpit.
Thenthetravelerssaidgood-bye,andclimbedthesideofthebasinthatwastowardMountMunch.
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