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TheywereproceedingsoeasilyandcomfortablyontheirwaytoMountMunchthatWootsaidinaserioustoneofvoice:
I’mafraidsomethingisgoingtohappen.
Why?askedPolychrome,dancingaroundthegroupoftravelers.
Because,saidtheboy,thoughtfully,I’venoticedthatwhenwehavetheleastreasonforgettingintotrouble,somethingissuretogowrong.
Justnowtheweatherisdelightful;thegrassisbeautifullyblueandquitesofttoourfeet;themountainweareseekingshowsclearlyinthedistanceandthereisnoreasonanythingshouldhappentodelayusingettingthere.
Ourtroublesallseemtobeover,andwell,that’swhyI’mafraid,headded,withasigh.
Dearme!remarkedtheScarecrow,whatunhappythoughtsyouhave,tobesure.
Thisisproofthatbornbrainscannotequalmanufacturedbrains,formybrainsdwellonlyonfactsandneverborrowtrouble.
Whenthereisoccasionformybrainstothink,theythink,butIwouldbeashamedofmybrainsiftheykeptshootingoutthoughtsthatweremerelyfearsandimaginings,suchasdonogood,butarelikelytodoharm.
Formypart,saidtheTinWoodman,Idonotthinkatall,butallowmyvelvethearttoguidemeatalltimes.
Thetinsmithfilledmyhollowheadwithscrapsandclippingsoftin,saidtheSoldier,andhetoldmetheywoulddonicelyforbrains,butwhenIbegintothink,thetinscrapsrattlearoundandgetsomixedthatI’msoonbewildered.SoItrynottothink.
Mytinheartisalmostasuselesstome,foritishardandcold,soI’msuretheredvelvetheartofmyfriendNickChopperisabetterguide.
Thoughtlesspeoplearenotunusual,observedtheScarecrow,butIconsiderthemmorefortunatethanthosewhohaveuselessorwickedthoughtsanddonottrytocurbthem.
Youroilcan,friendWoodman,isfilledwithoil,butyouonlyapplytheoiltoyourjoints,dropbydrop,asyouneedit,anddonotkeepspillingitwhereitwilldonogood.
Thoughtsshouldberestrainedinthesamewayasyouroil,andonlyappliedwhennecessary,andforagoodpurpose.
Ifusedcarefully,thoughtsaregoodthingstohave.
Polychromelaughedathim,fortheRainbow’sDaughterknewmoreaboutthoughtsthantheScarecrowdid.
Buttheothersweresolemn,feelingtheyhadbeenrebuked,andtrampedoninsilence.
SuddenlyWoot,whowasinthelead,lookedaroundandfoundthatallhiscomradeshadmysteriouslydisappeared.Butwherecouldtheyhavegoneto?
Thebroadplainwasallabouthimandtherewereneithertreesnorbushesthatcouldhideevenarabbit,noranyholeforonetofallinto.Yettherehestood,alone.
Surprisehadcausedhimtohalt,andwithathoughtfulandpuzzledexpressiononhisfacehelookeddownathisfeet.
Itstartledhimanewtodiscoverthathehadnofeet.
Hereachedouthishands,buthecouldnotseethem.
Hecouldfeelhishandsandarmsandbody;hestampedhisfeetonthegrassandknewtheywerethere,butinsomestrangewaytheyhadbecomeinvisible.
WhileWootstood,wondering,acrashofmetalsoundedinhisearsandheheardtwoheavybodiestumbletotheearthjustbesidehim.
Goodgracious!exclaimedthevoiceoftheTinWoodman.
Mercyme!criedthevoiceoftheTinSoldier.
Whydidn’tyoulookwhereyouweregoing?askedtheTinWoodmanreproachfully.
Idid,butIcouldn’tseeyou,saidtheTinSoldier.Somethinghashappenedtomytineyes.Ican’tseeyou,evennow,norcanIseeanyoneelse!
It’sthesamewaywithme,admittedtheTinWoodman.
Wootcouldn’tseeeitherofthem,althoughheheardthemplainly,andjustthensomethingsmashedagainsthimunexpectedlyandknockedhimover;butitwasonlythestraw-stuffedbodyoftheScarecrowthatfelluponhimandwhilehecouldnotseetheScarecrowhemanagedtopushhimoffandrosetohisfeetjustasPolychromewhirledagainsthimandmadehimtumbleagain.Sittingupontheground,theboyasked:
Canyouseeus,Poly?
No,indeed,answeredtheRainbow’sDaughter;we’veallbecomeinvisible.
Howdidithappen,doyousuppose?inquiredtheScarecrow,lyingwherehehadfallen.
Wehavemetwithnoenemy,answeredPoly-chrome,soitmustbethatthispartofthecountryhasthemagicqualityofmakingpeopleinvisibleevenfairiesfallingunderthecharm.
Wecanseethegrass,andtheflowers,andthestretchofplainbeforeus,andwecanstillseeMountMunchinthedistance;butwecannotseeourselvesoroneanother.
Well,whatarewetodoaboutit?demandedWoot.
Ithinkthismagicaffectsonlyasmallpartoftheplain,repliedPolychrome;perhapsthereisonlyastreakofthecountrywhereanenchantmentmakespeoplebecomeinvisible.
So,ifwegettogetherandholdhands,wecantraveltowardMountMunchuntiltheenchantedstreakispassed.
Allright,saidWoot,jumpingup,givemeyourhand,Polychrome.Whereareyou?
Here,sheanswered.Whistle,Woot,andkeepwhistlinguntilIcometoyou.
SoWootwhistled,andpresentlyPolychromefoundhimandgraspedhishand.
Someonemusthelpmeup,saidtheScarecrow,lyingnearthem;sotheyfoundthestrawmanandsathimuponhisfeet,afterwhichheheldfasttoPolychrome’sotherhand.
NickChopperandtheTinSoldierhadmanagedtoscrambleupwithoutassistance,butitwasawkwardforthemandtheTinWoodmansaid:
Idon’tseemtostandstraight,somehow.Butmyjointsallwork,soIguessIcanwalk.Guidedbyhisvoice,theyreachedhisside,whereWootgraspedhistinfingerssotheymightkeeptogether.
TheTinSoldierwasstandingnearbyandtheScarecrowsoontouchedhimandtookholdofhisarm.
Ihopeyou’renotwobbly,saidthestrawman,foriftwoofuswalkunsteadilywewillbesuretofall.
I’mnotwobbly,theTinSoldierassuredhim,butI’mcertainthatoneofmylegsisshorterthantheother.
Ican’tseeit,totellwhat’sgonewrong,butI’lllimponwiththerestofyouuntilweareoutofthisenchantedterritory.
Theynowformedaline,holdinghands,andturningtheirfacestowardMountMunchresumedtheirjourney.
Theyhadnotgonefar,however,whenaterriblegrowlsalutedtheirears.
Thesoundseemedtocomefromaplacejustinfrontofthem,sotheyhaltedabruptlyandremainedsilent,listeningwithalltheirears.Ismellstraw!
criedahoarse,harshvoice,withmoregrowlsandsnarls.
Ismellstraw,andI’maHip-po-gy-rafwholovesstrawandeatsallhecanfind.Iwanttoeatthisstraw!Whereisit?Whereisit?
TheScarecrow,hearingthis,trembledbutkeptsilent.
Alltheothersweresilent,too,hopingthattheinvisiblebeastwouldbeunabletofindthem.
ButthecreaturesniffedtheodorofthestrawanddrewnearerandnearertothemuntilhereachedtheTinWoodman,ononeendoftheline.
ItwasabigbeastanditsmelledoftheTinWoodmanandgratedtworowsofenormousteethagainsttheEmperor’stinbody.Bah!
that’snotstraw,saidtheharshvoice,andthebeastadvancedalongthelinetoWoot.Meat!Pooh,you’renogood!
Ican’teatmeat,grumbledthebeast,andpassedontoPolychrome.
Sweetmeatsandperfumecobwebsanddew!
Nothingtoeatinafairylikeyou,saidthecreature.
Now,theScarecrowwasnexttoPolychromeintheline,andherealizedifthebeastdevouredhisstrawhewouldbehelplessforalongtime,becausethelastfarmhousewasfarbehindthemandonlygrasscoveredthevastexpanseofplain.
SoinhisfrightheletgoofPolychrome’shandandputthehandoftheTinSoldierinthatoftheRainbow’sDaughter.
Thenheslippedbackofthelineandwenttotheotherend,wherehesilentlyseizedtheTinWoodman’shand.
Meantime,thebeasthadsmelledtheTinSoldierandfoundhewasthelastoftheline.
That’sfunny!growledtheHip-po-gy-raf;Icansmellstraw,butIcan’tfindit.Well,it’shere,somewhere,andImusthuntarounduntilIdofindit,forI’mhungry.
Hisvoicewasnowattheleftofthem,sotheystartedon,hopingtoavoidhim,andtraveledasfastastheycouldinthedirectionofMountMunch.
Idon’tlikethisinvisiblecountry,saidWootwithashudder.
Wecan’ttellhowmanydreadful,invisiblebeastsareroamingaroundus,orwhatdangerwe’llcometonext.
Quitthinkingaboutdanger,please,saidtheScarecrow,warningly.
Why?askedtheboy.
Ifyouthinkofsomedreadfulthing,it’sliabletohappen,butifyoudon’tthinkofit,andnooneelsethinksofit,itjustcan’thappen.Doyousee?
No,answeredWoot.Iwon’tbeabletoseemuchofanythinguntilweescapefromthisenchantment.
Buttheygotoutoftheinvisiblestripofcountryassuddenlyastheyhadenteredit,andtheinstanttheygotouttheystoppedshort,forjustbeforethemwasadeepditch,runningatrightanglesasfarastheireyescouldseeandstoppingallfurtherprogresstowardMountMunch.
It’snotsoverywide,saidWoot,butI’msurenoneofuscanjumpacrossit.
Polychromebegantolaugh,andtheScarecrowsaid:What’sthematter?
Lookatthetinmen!shesaid,withanotherburstofmerrylaughter.
WootandtheScarecrowlooked,andthetinmenlookedatthemselves.
Itwasthecollision,saidtheTinWoodmanregretfully.
Iknewsomethingwaswrongwithme,andnowIcanseethatmysideisdentedinsothatIleanovertowardtheleft.
ItwastheSoldier’sfault;heshouldn’thavebeensocareless.
Itisyourfaultthatmyrightlegisbent,makingitshorterthantheother,sothatIlimpbadly,retortedtheSoldier.Youshouldn’thavestoodwhereIwaswalking.
Youshouldn’thavewalkedwhereIwasstanding,repliedtheTinWoodman.
Itwasalmostaquarrel,soPolychromesaidsoothingly:
Nevermind,friends;assoonaswehavetimeIamsurewecanstraightentheSoldier’slegandgetthedentoutoftheWoodman’sbody.
TheScarecrowneedspattingintoshape,too,forhehadabadtumble,butourfirsttaskistogetoverthisditch.
Yes,theditchisthemostimportantthing,justnow,addedWoot.
Theywerestandinginarow,lookinghardattheunexpectedbarrier,whenafiercegrowlfrombehindthemmadethemallturnquickly.
Outoftheinvisiblecountrymarchedahugebeastwithathick,leatheryskinandasurprisinglylongneck.
Theheadonthetopofthisneckwasbroadandflatandtheeyesandmouthwereverybigandthenoseandearsverysmall.
Whentheheadwasdrawndowntowardthebeast’sshoulders,theneckwasallwrinkles,buttheheadcouldshootupveryhighindeed,ifthecreaturewisheditto.Dearme!
exclaimedtheScarecrow,thismustbetheHip-po-gy-raf.
Quiteright,saidthebeast;andyou’rethestrawwhichI’mtoeatformydinner.Oh,howIlovestraw!
Ihopeyoudon’tresentmyaffectionateappetite?
WithitsfourgreatlegsitadvancedstraighttowardtheScarecrow,buttheTinWoodmanandtheTinSoldierbothspranginfrontoftheirfriendandflourishedtheirweapons.
Keepoff!saidtheTinWoodman,warningly,orI’llchopyouwithmyaxe.
Keepoff!saidtheTinSoldier,orI’llcutyouwithmysword.
Wouldyoureallydothat?askedtheHip-po-gy-raf,inadisappointedvoice.
Wewould,theybothreplied,andtheTinWoodmanadded:TheScarecrowisourfriend,andhewouldbeuselesswithouthisstrawstuffing.
So,aswearecomrades,faithfulandtrue,wewilldefendourfriend’sstuffingagainstallenemies.
TheHip-po-gy-rafsatdownandlookedatthemsorrowfully.
Whenonehasmadeuphismindtohaveamealofdeliciousstraw,andthenfindshecan’thaveit,itiscertainlyhardluck,hesaid.
Andwhatgoodisthestrawmantoyou,ortohimself,whentheditchkeepsyoufromgoinganyfurther?
Well,wecangobackagain,suggestedWoot.
True,saidtheHip-po;andifyoudo,you’llbeasdisappointedasIam.That’ssomecomfort,anyhow.
Thetravelerslookedatthebeast,andthentheylookedacrosstheditchatthelevelplainbeyond.
Ontheothersidethegrasshadgrowntall,andthesunhaddriedit,sotherewasafinecropofhaythatonlyneededtobecutandstacked.
Whydon’tyoucrossoverandeathay?theboyaskedthebeast.
I’mnotfondofhay,repliedtheHip-po-gy-raf;strawismuchmoredelicious,tomynotion,andit’smorescarceinthisneighborhood,too.
AlsoImustconfessthatIcan’tgetacrosstheditch,formybodyistooheavyandclumsyformetojumpthedistance.
Icanstretchmyneckacross,though,andyouwillnoticethatI’venibbledthehayonthefartheredgenotbecauseIlikedit,butbecauseonemusteat,andifonecan’tgetthesortoffoodhedesires,hemusttakewhatisofferedorgohungry.
Ah,Iseeyouareaphilosopher,remarkedtheScarecrow.
No,I’mjustaHip-po-gy-raf,wasthereply.Polychromewasnotafraidofthebigbeast.Shedancedclosetohimandsaid:
Ifyoucanstretchyourneckacrosstheditch,whynothelpusover?Wecansitonyourbighead,oneatatime,andthenyoucanliftusacross.
Yes;Ican,itistrue,answeredtheHip-po;butIrefusetodoit.Unlessheadded,andstoppedshort.
Unlesswhat?askedPolychrome.
UnlessyoufirstallowmetoeatthestrawwithwhichtheScarecrowisstuffed.
No,saidtheRainbow’sDaughter,thatistoohighapricetopay.Ourfriend’sstrawisniceandfresh,forhewasrestuffedonlyalittlewhileago.
Iknow,agreedtheHip-po-gy-raf.That’swhyIwantit.Ifitwasold,mustystraw,Iwouldn’tcareforit.
Pleaseliftusacross,pleadedPolychrome.
No,repliedthebeast;sinceyourefusemygenerousoffer,Icanbeasstubbornasyouare.Afterthattheywereallsilentforatime,butthentheScarecrowsaidbravely:
Friends,letusagreetothebeast’sterms.
Givehimmystraw,andcarrytherestofmewithyouacrosstheditch.
Onceontheotherside,theTinSoldiercancutsomeofthehaywithhissharpsword,andyoucanstuffmewiththatmaterialuntilwereachaplacewherethereisstraw.
ItistrueIhavebeenstuffedwithstrawallmylifeanditwillbesomewhathumiliatingtobefilledwithcommonhay,butIamwillingtosacrificemyprideinagoodcause.
Moreover,toabandonourerrandandsodeprivethegreatEmperoroftheWinkiesorthisnobleSoldierofhisbride,wouldbeequallyhumiliating,ifnotmoreso.
You’reaveryhonestandcleverman!exclaimedtheHip-po-gy-raf,admiringly.WhenIhaveeatenyourhead,perhapsIalsowillbecomeclever.
You’renottoeatmyhead,youknow,returnedtheScarecrowhastily.Myheadisn’tstuffedwithstrawandIcannotpartwithit.Whenoneloseshisheadheloseshisbrains.
Verywell,then;youmaykeepyourhead,saidthebeast.
TheScarecrow’scompanionsthankedhimwarmlyforhisloyalsacrificetotheirmutualgood,andthenhelaiddownandpermittedthemtopullthestrawfromhisbody.
Asfastastheydidthis,theHip-po-gy-rafateupthestraw,andwhenallwasconsumedPolychromemadeaneatbundleoftheclothesandbootsandglovesandhatandsaidshewouldcarrythem,whileWoottuckedtheScarecrow’sheadunderhisarmandpromisedtoguarditssafety.
Now,then,saidtheTinWoodman,keepyourpromise,Beast,andliftusovertheditch.
M-m-m-mum,butthatwasafinedinner!
saidtheHip-po,smackinghisthicklipsinsatisfaction,andI’masgoodasmyword.
Sitonmyhead,oneatatime,andI’lllandyousafelyontheotherside.
Heapproachedclosetotheedgeoftheditchandsquatteddown.
Polychromeclimbedoverhisbigbodyandsatherselflightlyupontheflathead,holdingthebundleoftheScarecrow’sraimentinherhand.
Slowlytheelasticneckstretchedoutuntilitreachedthefarsideoftheditch,whenthebeastloweredhisheadandpermittedthebeautifulfairytoleaptotheground.
Wootmadethequeerjourneynext,andthentheTinSoldierandtheTinWoodmanwentover,andallwerewellpleasedtohaveovercomethisseriousbarriertotheirprogress.
Now,Soldier,cutthehay,saidtheScarecrow’shead,whichwasstillheldbyWoottheWanderer.
I’dliketo,butIcan’tstoopover,withmybentleg,withoutfalling,repliedCaptainFyter.
Whatcanwedoaboutthatleg,anyhow?askedWoot,appealingtoPolychrome.
Shedancedaroundinacircleseveraltimeswithoutreplying,andtheboyfearedshehadnotheardhim;buttheRainbow’sDaughterwasmerelythinkingupontheproblem,andpresentlyshepausedbesidetheTinSoldierandsaid:
I’vebeentaughtalittlefairymagic,butI’veneverbeforebeenaskedtomendtinlegswithit,soI’mnotsureIcanhelpyou.
Italldependsonthegoodwillofmyunseenfairyguardians,soI’lltry,andifIfail,youwillbenoworseoffthanyouarenow.
Shedancedaroundthecircleagain,andthenlaidbothhandsuponthetwistedtinlegandsanginhersweetvoice:
FairyPowers,cometomyaid!
Thisbentlegoftinismade;
Makeitstraightandstrongandtrue,
AndI’llrenderthankstoyou.
Ah!murmuredCaptainFyterinagladvoice,asshewithdrewherhandsanddancedaway,andtheysawhewasstandingstraightasever,becausehislegwasasshapelyandstrongasithadbeenbeforehisaccident.
TheTinWoodmanhadwatchedPolychromewithmuchinterest,andhenowsaid:
Pleasetakethedentoutofmyside,Poly,forIammorecrippledthanwastheSoldier.SotheRainbow’sDaughtertouchedhissidelightlyandsang:
Here’sadentbyaccident;
Suchathingwasnevermeant.
FairyPowers,sowondrousgreat,
MakeourdearTinWoodmanstraight!
Good!criedtheEmperor,againstandingerectandstruttingaroundtoshowhisfinefigure.
Yourfairymagicmaynotbeabletoaccomplishallthings,sweetPolychrome,butitworkssplendidlyontin.Thankyouverymuch.
Thehaythehay!pleadedtheScarecrow’shead.
Oh,yes;thehay,saidWoot.Whatareyouwaitingfor,CaptainFyter?
AtoncetheTinSoldiersettoworkcuttinghaywithhisswordandinafewminutestherewasquiteenoughwithwhichtostufftheScarecrow’sbody.
WootandPolychromedidthisanditwasnoeasytaskbecausethehaypackedtogethermorethanstrawandastheyhadlittleexperienceinsuchworktheirjob,whencompleted,lefttheScarecrow’sarmsandlegsratherbunchy.
AlsotherewasahumponhisbackwhichmadeWootlaughandsayitremindedhimofacamel,butitwasthebesttheycoulddoandwhentheheadwasfastenedontothebodytheyaskedtheScarecrowhowhefelt.
Alittleheavy,andnotquitenatural,hecheerfullyreplied;butI’llgetalongsomehowuntilwereachastraw-stack.
Don’tlaughatme,please,becauseI’malittleashamedofmyselfandIdon’twanttoregretagoodaction.
TheystartedatonceinthedirectionofMountMunch,andastheScarecrowprovedveryclumsyinhismovements,WoottookoneofhisarmsandtheTinWoodmantheotherandsohelpedtheirfriendtowalkinastraightline.
AndtheRainbow’sDaughter,asbefore,dancedaheadofthemandbehindthemandallaroundthem,andtheynevermindedheroddways,becausetothemshewaslikearayofsunshine.
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