TheywereproceedingsoeasilyandcomfortablyontheirwaytoMountMunchthatWootsaidinaserioustoneofvoice: “I’mafraidsomethingisgoingtohappen.” “Why?”askedPolychrome,dancingaroundthegroupoftravelers. “Because,”saidtheboy,thoughtfully,“I’venoticedthatwhenwehavetheleastreasonforgettingintotrouble,somethingissuretogowrong. Justnowtheweatherisdelightful;thegrassisbeautifullyblueandquitesofttoourfeet;themountainweareseekingshowsclearlyinthedistanceandthereisnoreasonanythingshouldhappentodelayusingettingthere. Ourtroublesallseemtobeover,and—well,that’swhyI’mafraid,”headded,withasigh. “Dearme!”remarkedtheScarecrow,“whatunhappythoughtsyouhave,tobesure. Thisisproofthatbornbrainscannotequalmanufacturedbrains,formybrainsdwellonlyonfactsandneverborrowtrouble. Whenthereisoccasionformybrainstothink,theythink,butIwouldbeashamedofmybrainsiftheykeptshootingoutthoughtsthatweremerelyfearsandimaginings,suchasdonogood,butarelikelytodoharm.” “Formypart,”saidtheTinWoodman,“Idonotthinkatall,butallowmyvelvethearttoguidemeatalltimes.” “Thetinsmithfilledmyhollowheadwithscrapsandclippingsoftin,”saidtheSoldier,“andhetoldmetheywoulddonicelyforbrains,butwhenIbegintothink,thetinscrapsrattlearoundandgetsomixedthatI’msoonbewildered.SoItrynottothink. Mytinheartisalmostasuselesstome,foritishardandcold,soI’msuretheredvelvetheartofmyfriendNickChopperisabetterguide.” “Thoughtlesspeoplearenotunusual,”observedtheScarecrow,“butIconsiderthemmorefortunatethanthosewhohaveuselessorwickedthoughtsanddonottrytocurbthem. Youroilcan,friendWoodman,isfilledwithoil,butyouonlyapplytheoiltoyourjoints,dropbydrop,asyouneedit,anddonotkeepspillingitwhereitwilldonogood. Thoughtsshouldberestrainedinthesamewayasyouroil,andonlyappliedwhennecessary,andforagoodpurpose. Ifusedcarefully,thoughtsaregoodthingstohave.” Polychromelaughedathim,fortheRainbow’sDaughterknewmoreaboutthoughtsthantheScarecrowdid. Buttheothersweresolemn,feelingtheyhadbeenrebuked,andtrampedoninsilence. SuddenlyWoot,whowasinthelead,lookedaroundandfoundthatallhiscomradeshadmysteriouslydisappeared.Butwherecouldtheyhavegoneto? Thebroadplainwasallabouthimandtherewereneithertreesnorbushesthatcouldhideevenarabbit,noranyholeforonetofallinto.Yettherehestood,alone. Surprisehadcausedhimtohalt,andwithathoughtfulandpuzzledexpressiononhisfacehelookeddownathisfeet. Itstartledhimanewtodiscoverthathehadnofeet. Hereachedouthishands,buthecouldnotseethem. Hecouldfeelhishandsandarmsandbody;hestampedhisfeetonthegrassandknewtheywerethere,butinsomestrangewaytheyhadbecomeinvisible. WhileWootstood,wondering,acrashofmetalsoundedinhisearsandheheardtwoheavybodiestumbletotheearthjustbesidehim. “Goodgracious!”exclaimedthevoiceoftheTinWoodman. “Mercyme!”criedthevoiceoftheTinSoldier. “Whydidn’tyoulookwhereyouweregoing?”askedtheTinWoodmanreproachfully. “Idid,butIcouldn’tseeyou,”saidtheTinSoldier.“Somethinghashappenedtomytineyes.Ican’tseeyou,evennow,norcanIseeanyoneelse!” “It’sthesamewaywithme,”admittedtheTinWoodman. Wootcouldn’tseeeitherofthem,althoughheheardthemplainly,andjustthensomethingsmashedagainsthimunexpectedlyandknockedhimover;butitwasonlythestraw-stuffedbodyoftheScarecrowthatfelluponhimandwhilehecouldnotseetheScarecrowhemanagedtopushhimoffandrosetohisfeetjustasPolychromewhirledagainsthimandmadehimtumbleagain.Sittingupontheground,theboyasked: “No,indeed,”answeredtheRainbow’sDaughter;“we’veallbecomeinvisible.” “Howdidithappen,doyousuppose?”inquiredtheScarecrow,lyingwherehehadfallen. “Wehavemetwithnoenemy,”answeredPoly-chrome,“soitmustbethatthispartofthecountryhasthemagicqualityofmakingpeopleinvisible—evenfairiesfallingunderthecharm. Wecanseethegrass,andtheflowers,andthestretchofplainbeforeus,andwecanstillseeMountMunchinthedistance;butwecannotseeourselvesoroneanother.” “Well,whatarewetodoaboutit?”demandedWoot. “Ithinkthismagicaffectsonlyasmallpartoftheplain,”repliedPolychrome;“perhapsthereisonlyastreakofthecountrywhereanenchantmentmakespeoplebecomeinvisible. So,ifwegettogetherandholdhands,wecantraveltowardMountMunchuntiltheenchantedstreakispassed.” “Allright,”saidWoot,jumpingup,“givemeyourhand,Polychrome.Whereareyou?” “Here,”sheanswered.“Whistle,Woot,andkeepwhistlinguntilIcometoyou.” SoWootwhistled,andpresentlyPolychromefoundhimandgraspedhishand. “Someonemusthelpmeup,”saidtheScarecrow,lyingnearthem;sotheyfoundthestrawmanandsathimuponhisfeet,afterwhichheheldfasttoPolychrome’sotherhand. NickChopperandtheTinSoldierhadmanagedtoscrambleupwithoutassistance,butitwasawkwardforthemandtheTinWoodmansaid: “Idon’tseemtostandstraight,somehow.Butmyjointsallwork,soIguessIcanwalk.”Guidedbyhisvoice,theyreachedhisside,whereWootgraspedhistinfingerssotheymightkeeptogether. TheTinSoldierwasstandingnearbyandtheScarecrowsoontouchedhimandtookholdofhisarm. “Ihopeyou’renotwobbly,”saidthestrawman,“foriftwoofuswalkunsteadilywewillbesuretofall.” “I’mnotwobbly,”theTinSoldierassuredhim,“butI’mcertainthatoneofmylegsisshorterthantheother. Ican’tseeit,totellwhat’sgonewrong,butI’lllimponwiththerestofyouuntilweareoutofthisenchantedterritory.” Theynowformedaline,holdinghands,andturningtheirfacestowardMountMunchresumedtheirjourney. Theyhadnotgonefar,however,whenaterriblegrowlsalutedtheirears. Thesoundseemedtocomefromaplacejustinfrontofthem,sotheyhaltedabruptlyandremainedsilent,listeningwithalltheirears.“Ismellstraw!” criedahoarse,harshvoice,withmoregrowlsandsnarls. “Ismellstraw,andI’maHip-po-gy-rafwholovesstrawandeatsallhecanfind.Iwanttoeatthisstraw!Whereisit?Whereisit?” TheScarecrow,hearingthis,trembledbutkeptsilent. Alltheothersweresilent,too,hopingthattheinvisiblebeastwouldbeunabletofindthem. ButthecreaturesniffedtheodorofthestrawanddrewnearerandnearertothemuntilhereachedtheTinWoodman,ononeendoftheline. ItwasabigbeastanditsmelledoftheTinWoodmanandgratedtworowsofenormousteethagainsttheEmperor’stinbody.“Bah! that’snotstraw,”saidtheharshvoice,andthebeastadvancedalongthelinetoWoot.“Meat!Pooh,you’renogood! Ican’teatmeat,”grumbledthebeast,andpassedontoPolychrome. “Sweetmeatsandperfume—cobwebsanddew! Nothingtoeatinafairylikeyou,”saidthecreature. Now,theScarecrowwasnexttoPolychromeintheline,andherealizedifthebeastdevouredhisstrawhewouldbehelplessforalongtime,becausethelastfarmhousewasfarbehindthemandonlygrasscoveredthevastexpanseofplain. SoinhisfrightheletgoofPolychrome’shandandputthehandoftheTinSoldierinthatoftheRainbow’sDaughter. Thenheslippedbackofthelineandwenttotheotherend,wherehesilentlyseizedtheTinWoodman’shand. Meantime,thebeasthadsmelledtheTinSoldierandfoundhewasthelastoftheline. “That’sfunny!”growledtheHip-po-gy-raf;“Icansmellstraw,butIcan’tfindit.Well,it’shere,somewhere,andImusthuntarounduntilIdofindit,forI’mhungry.” Hisvoicewasnowattheleftofthem,sotheystartedon,hopingtoavoidhim,andtraveledasfastastheycouldinthedirectionofMountMunch. “Idon’tlikethisinvisiblecountry,”saidWootwithashudder. “Wecan’ttellhowmanydreadful,invisiblebeastsareroamingaroundus,orwhatdangerwe’llcometonext.” “Quitthinkingaboutdanger,please,”saidtheScarecrow,warningly. “Ifyouthinkofsomedreadfulthing,it’sliabletohappen,butifyoudon’tthinkofit,andnooneelsethinksofit,itjustcan’thappen.Doyousee?” “No,”answeredWoot.“Iwon’tbeabletoseemuchofanythinguntilweescapefromthisenchantment.” Buttheygotoutoftheinvisiblestripofcountryassuddenlyastheyhadenteredit,andtheinstanttheygotouttheystoppedshort,forjustbeforethemwasadeepditch,runningatrightanglesasfarastheireyescouldseeandstoppingallfurtherprogresstowardMountMunch. “It’snotsoverywide,”saidWoot,“butI’msurenoneofuscanjumpacrossit.” Polychromebegantolaugh,andtheScarecrowsaid:“What’sthematter?” “Lookatthetinmen!”shesaid,withanotherburstofmerrylaughter. WootandtheScarecrowlooked,andthetinmenlookedatthemselves. “Itwasthecollision,”saidtheTinWoodmanregretfully. “Iknewsomethingwaswrongwithme,andnowIcanseethatmysideisdentedinsothatIleanovertowardtheleft. ItwastheSoldier’sfault;heshouldn’thavebeensocareless.” “Itisyourfaultthatmyrightlegisbent,makingitshorterthantheother,sothatIlimpbadly,”retortedtheSoldier.“Youshouldn’thavestoodwhereIwaswalking.” “Youshouldn’thavewalkedwhereIwasstanding,”repliedtheTinWoodman. Itwasalmostaquarrel,soPolychromesaidsoothingly: “Nevermind,friends;assoonaswehavetimeIamsurewecanstraightentheSoldier’slegandgetthedentoutoftheWoodman’sbody. TheScarecrowneedspattingintoshape,too,forhehadabadtumble,butourfirsttaskistogetoverthisditch.” “Yes,theditchisthemostimportantthing,justnow,”addedWoot. Theywerestandinginarow,lookinghardattheunexpectedbarrier,whenafiercegrowlfrombehindthemmadethemallturnquickly. Outoftheinvisiblecountrymarchedahugebeastwithathick,leatheryskinandasurprisinglylongneck. Theheadonthetopofthisneckwasbroadandflatandtheeyesandmouthwereverybigandthenoseandearsverysmall. Whentheheadwasdrawndowntowardthebeast’sshoulders,theneckwasallwrinkles,buttheheadcouldshootupveryhighindeed,ifthecreaturewisheditto.“Dearme!” exclaimedtheScarecrow,“thismustbetheHip-po-gy-raf.” “Quiteright,”saidthebeast;“andyou’rethestrawwhichI’mtoeatformydinner.Oh,howIlovestraw! Ihopeyoudon’tresentmyaffectionateappetite?” WithitsfourgreatlegsitadvancedstraighttowardtheScarecrow,buttheTinWoodmanandtheTinSoldierbothspranginfrontoftheirfriendandflourishedtheirweapons. “Keepoff!”saidtheTinWoodman,warningly,“orI’llchopyouwithmyaxe.” “Keepoff!”saidtheTinSoldier,“orI’llcutyouwithmysword.” “Wouldyoureallydothat?”askedtheHip-po-gy-raf,inadisappointedvoice. “Wewould,”theybothreplied,andtheTinWoodmanadded:“TheScarecrowisourfriend,andhewouldbeuselesswithouthisstrawstuffing. So,aswearecomrades,faithfulandtrue,wewilldefendourfriend’sstuffingagainstallenemies.” TheHip-po-gy-rafsatdownandlookedatthemsorrowfully. “Whenonehasmadeuphismindtohaveamealofdeliciousstraw,andthenfindshecan’thaveit,itiscertainlyhardluck,”hesaid. “Andwhatgoodisthestrawmantoyou,ortohimself,whentheditchkeepsyoufromgoinganyfurther?” “Well,wecangobackagain,”suggestedWoot. “True,”saidtheHip-po;“andifyoudo,you’llbeasdisappointedasIam.That’ssomecomfort,anyhow.” Thetravelerslookedatthebeast,andthentheylookedacrosstheditchatthelevelplainbeyond. Ontheothersidethegrasshadgrowntall,andthesunhaddriedit,sotherewasafinecropofhaythatonlyneededtobecutandstacked. “Whydon’tyoucrossoverandeathay?”theboyaskedthebeast. “I’mnotfondofhay,”repliedtheHip-po-gy-raf;“strawismuchmoredelicious,tomynotion,andit’smorescarceinthisneighborhood,too. AlsoImustconfessthatIcan’tgetacrosstheditch,formybodyistooheavyandclumsyformetojumpthedistance. Icanstretchmyneckacross,though,andyouwillnoticethatI’venibbledthehayonthefartheredge—notbecauseIlikedit,butbecauseonemusteat,andifonecan’tgetthesortoffoodhedesires,hemusttakewhatisofferedorgohungry.” “Ah,Iseeyouareaphilosopher,”remarkedtheScarecrow. “No,I’mjustaHip-po-gy-raf,”wasthereply.Polychromewasnotafraidofthebigbeast.Shedancedclosetohimandsaid: “Ifyoucanstretchyourneckacrosstheditch,whynothelpusover?Wecansitonyourbighead,oneatatime,andthenyoucanliftusacross.” “Yes;Ican,itistrue,”answeredtheHip-po;“butIrefusetodoit.Unless—”headded,andstoppedshort. “Unlesswhat?”askedPolychrome. “UnlessyoufirstallowmetoeatthestrawwithwhichtheScarecrowisstuffed.” “No,”saidtheRainbow’sDaughter,“thatistoohighapricetopay.Ourfriend’sstrawisniceandfresh,forhewasrestuffedonlyalittlewhileago.” “Iknow,”agreedtheHip-po-gy-raf.“That’swhyIwantit.Ifitwasold,mustystraw,Iwouldn’tcareforit.” “Pleaseliftusacross,”pleadedPolychrome. “No,”repliedthebeast;“sinceyourefusemygenerousoffer,Icanbeasstubbornasyouare.”Afterthattheywereallsilentforatime,butthentheScarecrowsaidbravely: “Friends,letusagreetothebeast’sterms. Givehimmystraw,andcarrytherestofmewithyouacrosstheditch. Onceontheotherside,theTinSoldiercancutsomeofthehaywithhissharpsword,andyoucanstuffmewiththatmaterialuntilwereachaplacewherethereisstraw. ItistrueIhavebeenstuffedwithstrawallmylifeanditwillbesomewhathumiliatingtobefilledwithcommonhay,butIamwillingtosacrificemyprideinagoodcause. Moreover,toabandonourerrandandsodeprivethegreatEmperoroftheWinkies—orthisnobleSoldier—ofhisbride,wouldbeequallyhumiliating,ifnotmoreso.” “You’reaveryhonestandcleverman!”exclaimedtheHip-po-gy-raf,admiringly.“WhenIhaveeatenyourhead,perhapsIalsowillbecomeclever.” “You’renottoeatmyhead,youknow,”returnedtheScarecrowhastily.“Myheadisn’tstuffedwithstrawandIcannotpartwithit.Whenoneloseshisheadheloseshisbrains.” “Verywell,then;youmaykeepyourhead,”saidthebeast. TheScarecrow’scompanionsthankedhimwarmlyforhisloyalsacrificetotheirmutualgood,andthenhelaiddownandpermittedthemtopullthestrawfromhisbody. Asfastastheydidthis,theHip-po-gy-rafateupthestraw,andwhenallwasconsumedPolychromemadeaneatbundleoftheclothesandbootsandglovesandhatandsaidshewouldcarrythem,whileWoottuckedtheScarecrow’sheadunderhisarmandpromisedtoguarditssafety. “Now,then,”saidtheTinWoodman,“keepyourpromise,Beast,andliftusovertheditch.” “M-m-m-mum,butthatwasafinedinner!” saidtheHip-po,smackinghisthicklipsinsatisfaction,“andI’masgoodasmyword. Sitonmyhead,oneatatime,andI’lllandyousafelyontheotherside.” Heapproachedclosetotheedgeoftheditchandsquatteddown. Polychromeclimbedoverhisbigbodyandsatherselflightlyupontheflathead,holdingthebundleoftheScarecrow’sraimentinherhand. Slowlytheelasticneckstretchedoutuntilitreachedthefarsideoftheditch,whenthebeastloweredhisheadandpermittedthebeautifulfairytoleaptotheground. Wootmadethequeerjourneynext,andthentheTinSoldierandtheTinWoodmanwentover,andallwerewellpleasedtohaveovercomethisseriousbarriertotheirprogress. “Now,Soldier,cutthehay,”saidtheScarecrow’shead,whichwasstillheldbyWoottheWanderer. “I’dliketo,butIcan’tstoopover,withmybentleg,withoutfalling,”repliedCaptainFyter. “Whatcanwedoaboutthatleg,anyhow?”askedWoot,appealingtoPolychrome. Shedancedaroundinacircleseveraltimeswithoutreplying,andtheboyfearedshehadnotheardhim;buttheRainbow’sDaughterwasmerelythinkingupontheproblem,andpresentlyshepausedbesidetheTinSoldierandsaid: “I’vebeentaughtalittlefairymagic,butI’veneverbeforebeenaskedtomendtinlegswithit,soI’mnotsureIcanhelpyou. Italldependsonthegoodwillofmyunseenfairyguardians,soI’lltry,andifIfail,youwillbenoworseoffthanyouarenow.” Shedancedaroundthecircleagain,andthenlaidbothhandsuponthetwistedtinlegandsanginhersweetvoice: “FairyPowers,cometomyaid! Makeitstraightandstrongandtrue, AndI’llrenderthankstoyou.” “Ah!”murmuredCaptainFyterinagladvoice,asshewithdrewherhandsanddancedaway,andtheysawhewasstandingstraightasever,becausehislegwasasshapelyandstrongasithadbeenbeforehisaccident. TheTinWoodmanhadwatchedPolychromewithmuchinterest,andhenowsaid: “Pleasetakethedentoutofmyside,Poly,forIammorecrippledthanwastheSoldier.”SotheRainbow’sDaughtertouchedhissidelightlyandsang: FairyPowers,sowondrousgreat, MakeourdearTinWoodmanstraight!” “Good!”criedtheEmperor,againstandingerectandstruttingaroundtoshowhisfinefigure. “Yourfairymagicmaynotbeabletoaccomplishallthings,sweetPolychrome,butitworkssplendidlyontin.Thankyouverymuch.” “Thehay—thehay!”pleadedtheScarecrow’shead. “Oh,yes;thehay,”saidWoot.“Whatareyouwaitingfor,CaptainFyter?” AtoncetheTinSoldiersettoworkcuttinghaywithhisswordandinafewminutestherewasquiteenoughwithwhichtostufftheScarecrow’sbody. WootandPolychromedidthisanditwasnoeasytaskbecausethehaypackedtogethermorethanstrawandastheyhadlittleexperienceinsuchworktheirjob,whencompleted,lefttheScarecrow’sarmsandlegsratherbunchy. AlsotherewasahumponhisbackwhichmadeWootlaughandsayitremindedhimofacamel,butitwasthebesttheycoulddoandwhentheheadwasfastenedontothebodytheyaskedtheScarecrowhowhefelt. “Alittleheavy,andnotquitenatural,”hecheerfullyreplied;“butI’llgetalongsomehowuntilwereachastraw-stack. Don’tlaughatme,please,becauseI’malittleashamedofmyselfandIdon’twanttoregretagoodaction.” TheystartedatonceinthedirectionofMountMunch,andastheScarecrowprovedveryclumsyinhismovements,WoottookoneofhisarmsandtheTinWoodmantheotherandsohelpedtheirfriendtowalkinastraightline. AndtheRainbow’sDaughter,asbefore,dancedaheadofthemandbehindthemandallaroundthem,andtheynevermindedheroddways,becausetothemshewaslikearayofsunshine.