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Ourbestplan,saidtheScarecrowBear,whentheGreenMonkeyhadrelatedthestoryofhisadventurewiththeDragons,istogetoutofthisGillikinCountryassoonaswecanandtrytofindourwaytothecastleofGlinda,theGoodSorceress.
Therearetoomanydangerslurkingheretosuitme,andGlindamaybeabletorestoreustoourproperforms.
Ifweturnsouthnow,theTinOwlreplied,wemightgostraightintotheEmeraldCity.
That’saplaceIwishtoavoid,forI’dhatetohavemyfriendsseemeinthissadplight,andheblinkedhiseyesandflutteredhistinwingsmournfully.
ButIamcertainwehavepassedbeyondEmeraldCity,theCanaryassuredhim,sailinglightlyaroundtheirheads.
So,shouldweturnsouthfromhere,wewouldpassintotheMunchkinCountry,andcontinuingsouthwewouldreachtheQuadlingCountrywhereGlinda’scastleislocated.
Well,sinceyou’resureofthat,let’sstartrightaway,proposedtheBear.It’salongjourney,atthebest,andI’mgettingtiredofwalkingonfourlegs.
Ithoughtyounevertired,beingstuffedwithstraw,saidWoot.
Imeanthatitannoysme,tobeobligedtogoonallfours,whentwolegsaremyproperwalkingequipment,repliedtheScarecrow.Iconsideritbeneathmydignity.
Inotherwords,myremarkablebrainscantire,throughhumiliation,althoughmybodycannottire.
Thatisoneofthepenaltiesofhavingbrains,remarkedtheTinOwlwithasigh.
IhavehadnobrainssinceIwasamanofmeat,andsoIneverworry.
Nevertheless,Iprefermyformermanlyformtothisowl’sshapeandwouldbegladtobreakMrs.Yoop’senchantmentassoonaspossible.
Iamsonoisy,justnow,thatIdisturbmyself,andheflutteredhiswingswithaclatterthatechoedthroughouttheforest.
So,beingallofonemind,theyturnedsouthward,travelingsteadilyonuntilthewoodswereleftbehindandthelandscapeturnedfrompurpletintstobluetints,whichassuredthemtheyhadenteredtheCountryoftheMunchkins.
NowIfeelmyselfmoresafe,saidtheScarecrowBear.
Iknowthiscountryprettywell,havingbeenmadeherebyaMunchkinfarmerandhavingwanderedovertheselovelybluelandsmanytimes.
Seemstome,indeed,thatIevenrememberthatgroupofthreetalltreesaheadofus;and,ifIdo,wearenotfarfromthehomeofmyfriendJinjur.
WhoisJinjur?askedWoot,theGreenMonkey.
Haven’tyouheardofJinjur?exclaimedtheScarecrow,insurprise.
No,saidWoot.IsJinjuraman,awoman,abeastorabird?
Jinjurisagirl,explainedtheScarecrowBear.
She’safinegirl,too,althoughabitrestlessandliabletogetexcited.
Once,alongtimeago,sheraisedanarmyofgirlsandcalledherselfGeneralJinjur.’
WithherarmyshecapturedtheEmeraldCity,anddrovemeoutofit,becauseIinsistedthatanarmyinOzwashighlyimproper.
ButOzmapunishedtherashgirl,andafterwardJinjurandIbecamefastfriends.
NowJinjurlivespeacefullyonafarm,nearhere,andraisesfieldsofcream-puffs,chocolate-caramelsandmacaroons.
Theysayshe’saprettygoodfarmer,andinadditiontothatshe’sanartist,andpaintspicturessoperfectthatonecanscarcelytellthemfromnature.
Sheoftenrepaintsmyfaceforme,whenitgetswornormussy,andthelovelyexpressionIworewhentheGiantesstransformedmewaspaintedbyJinjuronlyamonthorsoago.
Itwascertainlyapleasantexpression,agreedWoot.
Jinjurcanpaintanything,continuedtheScarecrowBear,withenthusiasm,astheywalkedalongtogether.
Once,whenIcametoherhouse,mystrawwasoldandcrumpled,sothatmybodysaggeddreadfully.
Ineedednewstrawtoreplacetheold,butJinjurhadnostrawonallherranchandIwasreallyunabletotravelfartheruntilIhadbeenrestuffed.
WhenIexplainedthistoJinjur,thegirlatoncepaintedastraw-stackwhichwassonaturalthatIwenttoitandsecuredenoughstrawtofillallmybody.
Itwasagoodqualityofstraw,too,andlastedmealongtime.
ThisseemedverywonderfultoWoot,whoknewthatsuchathingcouldneverhappeninanyplacebutafairycountrylikeOz.
TheMunchkinCountrywasmuchnicerthantheGillikinCountry,andallthefieldswereseparatedbybluefences,withgrassylanesandpathsofblueground,andthelandseemedwellcultivated.
Theywereonalittlehilllookingdownuponthisfavoredcountry,buthadnotquitereachedthesettledparts,whenonturningabendinthepaththeywerehaltedbyaformthatbarredtheirway.
Amorecuriouscreaturetheyhadseldomseen,evenintheLandofOz,wherecuriouscreaturesabound.
IthadtheheadofayoungmanevidentlyaMunchkinwithapleasantfaceandhairneatlycombed.
Butthebodywasverylong,forithadtwentylegstenlegsoneachsideandthiscausedthebodytostretchoutandlieinahorizontalposition,sothatallthelegscouldtouchthegroundandstandfirm.
Fromtheshouldersextendedtwosmallarms;atleast,theyseemedsmallbesidesomanylegs.
ThisoddcreaturewasdressedintheregulationclothingoftheMunchkinpeople,adarkbluecoatneatlyfittingthelongbodyandeachpairoflegshavingapairofsky-bluetrousers,withblue-tintedstockingsandblueleathershoesturnedupatthepointedtoes.
Iwonderwhoyouare?saidPolychrometheCanary,flutteringabovethestrangecreature,whohadprobablybeenasleeponthepath.
Isometimeswonder,myself,whoIam,repliedthemany-leggedyoungman;but,inreality,IamTommyKwikstep,andIliveinahollowtreethatfelltothegroundwithage.
Ihavepolishedtheinsideofit,andmadeadoorateachend,andthat’saverycomfortableresidenceformebecauseitjustfitsmyshape.
Howdidyouhappentohavesuchashape?askedtheScarecrowBear,sittingonhishaunchesandregardingTommyKwikstepwithaseriouslook.Istheshapenatural?
No;itwaswishedonme,repliedTommy,withasigh.
Iusedtobeveryactiveandlovedtorunerrandsforanyonewhoneededmyservices.
ThatwashowIgotmynameofTommyKwikstep.
Icouldrunanerrandmorequicklythananyotherboy,andsoIwasveryproudofmyself.
Oneday,however,Imetanoldladywhowasafairy,orawitch,orsomethingofthesort,andshesaidifIwouldrunanerrandforhertocarrysomemagicmedicinetoanotheroldwomanshewouldgrantmejustoneWish,whatevertheWishhappenedtobe.
OfcourseIconsentedand,takingthemedicine,Ihurriedaway.
Itwasalongdistance,mostlyuphill,andmylegsbegantogrowweary.
WithoutthinkingwhatIwasdoingIsaidaloud:Dearme;IwishIhadtwentylegs!’
andinaninstantIbecametheunusualcreatureyouseebesideyou.Twentylegs!Twentyononeman!
Youmaycountthem,ifyoudoubtmyword.
You’vegotem,allright,saidWoottheMonkey,whohadalreadycountedthem.
AfterIhaddeliveredthemagicmedicinetotheoldwoman,Ireturnedandtriedtofindthewitch,orfairy,orwhatevershewas,whohadgivenmetheunluckywish,soshecouldtakeitawayagain.
I’vebeensearchingforhereversince,butnevercanIfindher,continuedpoorTommyKwikstep,sadly.
Isuppose,saidtheTinOwl,blinkingathim,youcantravelveryfast,withthosetwentylegs.
AtfirstIwasableto,wasthereply;butItraveledsomuch,searchingforthefairy,orwitch,orwhatevershewas,thatIsoongotcornsonmytoes.
Now,acornononetoeisnotsobad,butwhenyouhaveahundredtoesasIhaveandgetcornsonmostofthem,itisfarfrompleasant.
Insteadofrunning,Inowpainfullycrawl,andalthoughItrynottobediscouragedIdohopeIshallfindthatwitchorfairy,orwhatevershewas,beforelong.
Ihopeso,too,saidtheScarecrow.But,afterall,youhavethepleasureofknowingyouareunusual,andthereforeremarkableamongthepeopleofOz.
Tobejustlikeotherpersonsissmallcredittoone,whiletobeunlikeothersisamarkofdistinction.
Thatsoundsverypretty,returnedTommyKwikstep,butifyouhadtoputontenpairoftrouserseverymorning,andtieuptwentyshoes,youwouldprefernottobesodistinguished.
Wasthewitch,orfairy,orwhatevershewas,anoldperson,withwrinkledskinandhalfherteethgone?inquiredtheTinOwl.
No,saidTommyKwikstep.
Thenshewasn’tOldMombi,remarkedthetransformedEmperor.
I’mnotinterestedinwhoitwasn’t,somuchasIaminwhoitwas,saidthetwenty-leggedyoungman.And,whateverorwhomsoevershewas,shehasmanagedtokeepoutofmyway.
Ifyoufoundher,doyousupposeshe’dchangeyoubackintoatwo-leggedboy?askedWoot.
Perhapsso,ifIcouldrunanothererrandforherandsoearnanotherwish.
Wouldyoureallyliketobeasyouwerebefore?askedPolychrometheCanary,perchingupontheGreenMonkey’sshouldertoobserveTommyKwikstepmoreattentively.
Iwould,indeed,wastheearnestreply.
ThenIwillseewhatIcandoforyou,promisedtheRainbow’sDaughter,andflyingtothegroundshetookasmalltwiginherbillandwithitmadeseveralmysticfiguresoneachsideofTommyKwikstep.
Areyouawitch,orfairy,orsomethingofthesort?heaskedashewatchedherwonderingly.
TheCanarymadenoanswer,forshewasbusy,buttheScarecrowBearreplied:Yes;she’ssomethingofthesort,andabirdofamagician.
Thetwenty-leggedboy’stransformationhappenedsoqueerlythattheywereallsurprisedatitsmethod.
First,TommyKwikstep’slasttwolegsdisappeared;thenthenexttwo,andthenext,andaseachpairoflegsvanishedhisbodyshortened.
AllthiswhilePolychromewasrunningaroundhimandchirpingmysticalwords,andwhenalltheyoungman’slegshaddisappearedbuttwohenoticedthattheCanarywasstillbusyandcriedoutinalarm:
Stopstop!Leavemetwoofmylegs,orIshallbeworseoffthanbefore.
Iknow,saidtheCanary.I’monlyremovingwithmymagicthecornsfromyourlasttentoes.
Thankyouforbeingsothoughtful,hesaidgratefully,andnowtheynoticedthatTommyKwikstepwasquiteanicelookingyoungfellow.
Whatwillyoudonow?askedWoottheMonkey.
First,heanswered,ImustdeliveranotewhichI’vecarriedinmypocketeversincethewitch,orfairy,orwhatevershewas,grantedmyfoolishwish.
AndIamresolvednevertospeakagainwithouttakingtimetothinkcarefullyonwhatIamgoingtosay,forIrealizethatspeechwithoutthoughtisdangerous.
AndafterI’vedeliveredthenote,Ishallrunerrandsagainforanyonewhoneedsmyservices.
SohethankedPolychromeagainandstartedawayinadifferentdirectionfromtheirown,andthatwasthelasttheysawofTommyKwikstep.
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