TheEmperoroftheWinkiespausedinhisstorytoreachforanoil-can,withwhichhecarefullyoiledthejointsinhistinthroat,forhisvoicehadbeguntosqueakalittle. WoottheWanderer,havingsatisfiedhishunger,watchedthisoilingprocesswithmuchcuriosity,butbeggedtheTinMantogoonwithhistale. “TheWitchwiththeSilverShoeshatedmeforhavingdefiedher,”resumedtheEmperor,hisvoicenowsoundingclearasabell,“andsheinsistedthatNimmieAmeeshouldnevermarryme. Thereforeshemadetheenchantedaxecutoffmyotherarm,andthetinsmithalsoreplacedthatmemberwithtin,includingthesefinely-jointedhandsthatyouseemeusing.But,alas! afterthat,theaxe,stillenchantedbythecruelWitch,cutmybodyintwo,sothatIfelltotheground. ThentheWitch,whowaswatchingfromanear-bybush,rushedupandseizedtheaxeandchoppedmybodyintoseveralsmallpieces,afterwhich,thinkingthatatlastshehaddestroyedme,sheranawaylaughinginwickedglee. “ButNimmieAmeefoundme.Shepickedupmyarmsandlegsandhead,andmadeabundleofthemandcarriedthemtothetinsmith,whosettoworkandmademeafinebodyofpuretin. Whenhehadjoinedthearmsandlegstothebody,andsetmyheadinthetincollar,Iwasamuchbettermanthanever,formybodycouldnotacheorpainme,andIwassobeautifulandbrightthatIhadnoneedofclothing. Clothingisalwaysanuisance,becauseitsoilsandtearsandhastobereplaced;butmytinbodyonlyneedstobeoiledandpolished. “NimmieAmeestilldeclaredshewouldmarryme,asshestilllovedmeinspiteoftheWitch’sevildeeds. ThegirldeclaredIwouldmakethebrightesthusbandinalltheworld,whichwasquitetrue. However,theWickedWitchwasnotyetdefeated. WhenIreturnedtomyworktheaxeslippedandcutoffmyhead,whichwastheonlymeatpartofmethenremaining. Moreover,theoldwomangrabbedupmyseveredheadandcarrieditawaywithherandhidit. ButNimmieAmeecameintotheforestandfoundmewanderingaroundhelplessly,becauseIcouldnotseewheretogo,andsheledmetomyfriendthetinsmith. Thefaithfulfellowatoncesettoworktomakemeatinhead,andhehadjustcompleteditwhenNimmieAmeecamerunningupwithmyoldhead,whichshehadstolenfromtheWitch. But,onreflection,Iconsideredthetinheadfarsuperiortothemeatone—Iamwearingityet,soyoucanseeitsbeautyandgraceofoutline—andthegirlagreedwithmethatamanallmadeoftinwasfarmoreperfectthanoneformedofdifferentmaterials. ThetinsmithwasasproudofhisworkmanshipasIwas,andforthreewholedays,alladmiredmeandpraisedmybeauty. “Beingnowcompletelyformedoftin,IhadnomorefearoftheWickedWitch,forshewaspowerlesstoinjureme. NimmieAmeesaidwemustbemarriedatonce,forthenshecouldcometomycottageandlivewithmeandkeepmebrightandsparkling. “‘Iamsure,mydearNick,’saidthebraveandbeautifulgirl—mynamewasthenNickChopper,youshouldbetold—‘thatyouwillmakethebesthusbandanygirlcouldhave. Ishallnotbeobligedtocookforyou,fornowyoudonoteat;Ishallnothavetomakeyourbed,fortindoesnottireorrequiresleep;whenwegotoadance,youwillnotgetwearybeforethemusicstopsandsayyouwanttogohome. Alldaylong,whileyouarechoppingwoodintheforest,Ishallbeabletoamusemyselfinmyownway—aprivilegefewwivesenjoy. Thereisnotemperinyournewhead,soyouwillnotgetangrywithme. Finally,IshalltakeprideinbeingthewifeoftheonlyliveTinWoodmaninalltheworld!’ WhichshowsthatNimmieAmeewasaswiseasshewasbraveandbeautiful.” “Ithinkshewasaverynicegirl,”saidWoottheWanderer.“But,tellme,please,whywereyounotkilledwhenyouwerechoppedtopieces?” “IntheLandofOz,”repliedtheEmperor,“noonecaneverbekilled. Amanwithawoodenlegoratinlegisstillthesameman;and,asIlostpartsofmymeatbodybydegrees,Ialwaysremainedthesamepersonasinthebeginning,eventhoughintheendIwasalltinandnomeat.” “Isee,”saidtheboy,thoughtfully.“AnddidyoumarryNimmieAmee?” “No,”answeredtheTinWoodman,“Ididnot. Shesaidshestilllovedme,butIfoundthatInolongerlovedher. Mytinbodycontainednoheart,andwithoutaheartnoonecanlove. SotheWickedWitchconqueredintheend,andwhenIlefttheMunchkinCountryofOz,thepoorgirlwasstilltheslaveoftheWitchandhadtodoherbiddingdayandnight.” “Wheredidyougo?”askedWoot. “Well,Ifirststartedouttofindaheart,soIcouldloveNimmieAmeeagain;butheartsaremorescarcethanonewouldthink. Oneday,inabigforestthatwasstrangetome,myjointssuddenlybecamerusted,becauseIhadforgottentooilthem. ThereIstood,unabletomovehandorfoot. AndthereIcontinuedtostand—whiledayscameandwent—untilDorothyandtheScarecrowcamealongandrescuedme. Theyoiledmyjointsandsetmefree,andI’vetakengoodcarenevertorustagain.” “WhowasthisDorothy?”questionedtheWanderer. “AlittlegirlwhohappenedtobeinahousewhenitwascarriedbyacycloneallthewayfromKansastotheLandofOz. Whenthehousefell,intheMunchkinCountry,itfortunatelylandedontheWickedWitchandsmashedherflat. Itwasabighouse,andIthinktheWitchisunderityet.” “No,”saidtheScarecrow,correctinghim,“DorothysaystheWitchturnedtodust,andthewindscatteredthedustineverydirection.” “Well,”continuedtheTinWoodman,“aftermeetingtheScarecrowandDorothy,IwentwiththemtotheEmeraldCity,wheretheWizardofOzgavemeaheart. ButtheWizard’sstockofheartswaslow,andhegavemeaKindHeartinsteadofaLovingHeart,sothatIcouldnotloveNimmieAmeeanymorethanIdidwhenIwasheartless.” “Couldn’ttheWizardgiveyouaheartthatwasbothKindandLoving?”askedtheboy. “No;thatwaswhatIaskedfor,buthesaidhewassoshortonhearts,justthen,thattherewasbutoneinstock,andIcouldtakethatornoneatall. SoIacceptedit,andImustsaythatforitskinditisaverygoodheartindeed.” “Itseemstome,”saidWoot,musingly,“thattheWizardfooledyou.Itcan’tbeaveryKindHeart,youknow.” “Whynot?”demandedtheEmperor. “Becauseitwasunkindofyoutodesertthegirlwholovedyou,andwhohadbeenfaithfulandtruetoyouwhenyouwereintrouble. HadthehearttheWizardgaveyoubeenaKindHeart,youwouldhavegonebackhomeandmadethebeautifulMunchkingirlyourwife,andthenbroughtherheretobeanEmpressandliveinyoursplendidtincastle.” TheTinWoodmanwassosurprisedatthisfrankspeechthatforatimehedidnothingbutstarehardattheboyWanderer.ButtheScarecrowwaggedhisstuffedheadandsaidinapositivetone: “Thisboyisright.I’veoftenwondered,myself,whyyoudidn’tgobackandfindthatpoorMunchkingirl.” ThentheTinWoodmanstaredhardathisfriendtheScarecrow.Butfinallyhesaidinaserioustoneofvoice: “ImustadmitthatneverbeforehaveIthoughtofsuchathingasfindingNimmieAmeeandmakingherEmpressoftheWinkies. Butitissurelynottoolate,evennow,todothis,forthegirlmuststillbelivingintheMunchkinCountry. And,sincethisstrangeWandererhasremindedmeofNimmieAmee,Ibelieveitismydutytosetoutandfindher. Surelyitisnotthegirl’sfaultthatInolongerloveher,andso,ifIcanmakeherhappy,itisproperthatIshoulddoso,andinthiswayrewardherforherfaithfulness.” “Quiteright,myfriend!”agreedtheScarecrow. “Willyouaccompanymeonthiserrand?”askedtheTinEmperor. “Ofcourse,”saidtheScarecrow. “Andwillyoutakemealong?”pleadedWoottheWandererinaneagervoice. “Tobesure,”saidtheTinWoodman,“ifyoucaretojoinourparty. ItwasyouwhofirsttoldmeitwasmydutytofindandmarryNimmieAmee,andI’dlikeyoutoknowthatNickChopper,theTinEmperoroftheWinkies,isamanwhonevershirkshisduty,onceitispointedouttohim.” “Itoughttobeapleasure,aswellasaduty,ifthegirlissobeautiful,”saidWoot,wellpleasedwiththeideaoftheadventure. “Beautifulthingsmaybeadmired,ifnotloved,”assertedtheTinMan. “Flowersarebeautiful,forinstance,butwearenotinclinedtomarrythem. Duty,onthecontrary,isabuglecalltoaction,whetheryouareinclinedtoact,ornot. Inthiscase,Iobeythebuglecallofduty.” “Whenshallwestart?”inquiredtheScarecrow,whowasalwaysgladtoembarkuponanewadventure.“Idon’thearanybugle,butwhendowego?” “Assoonaswecangetready,”answeredtheEmperor.“I’llcallmyservantsatonceandorderthemtomakepreparationsforourjourney.”