“Won’tyoubedreadfullysorrytoleavethislovelyplace?”BetsyaskedtheUglyOne. “No,indeed,”saidhe.“Jewelsandgoldarecoldandheartlessthings,andIamsureIwouldpresentlyhavediedoflonelinesshadInotfoundthenaturalforestattheedgeoftheartificialone. Anyhow,withouttheserealtreesIshouldsoonhavestarvedtodeath.” Betsylookedaroundatthequainttrees. “Idon’tjustunderstandthat,”sheadmitted.“Whatcouldyoufindtoeathere.” “Thebestfoodintheworld,”Uglyanswered.“Doyouseethatgroveatyourleft?” headded,pointingitout;“well,suchtreesasthosedonotgrowinyourcountry,orinanyotherplacebutthiscavern. Ihavenamedthem‘HotelTrees,’becausetheybearacertainkindoftabled’hotefruitcalled‘Three-CourseNuts.’“ “That’sfunny!”saidBetsy.“Whatarethe‘Three-CourseNuts’like?” “Somethinglikecocoanuts,tolookat,”explainedtheUglyOne. “Allyouhavetodoistopickoneofthemandthensitdownandeatyourdinner. Youfirstunscrewthetoppartandfindacupfulofgoodsoup. Afteryou’veeatenthat,youunscrewthemiddlepartandfindahollowfilledwithmeatandpotatoes,vegetablesandafinesalad. Eatthat,andunscrewthenextsection,andyoucometothedessertinthebottomofthenut. Thatis,pieandcake,cheeseandcrackers,andnutsandraisins. TheThree-CourseNutsarenotallexactlyalikeinflavororincontents,buttheyareallgoodandineachonemaybefoundacompletethree-coursedinner.” “Buthowaboutbreakfasts?”inquiredBetsy. “Why,thereareBreakfastTreesforthat,whichgrowoverthereattheright. Theybearnuts,liketheothers,onlythenutscontaincoffeeorchocolate,insteadofsoup;oatmealinsteadofmeat-and-potatoes,andfruitsinsteadofdessert. Sadashasbeenmylifeinthiswonderfulprison,ImustadmitthatnoonecouldlivemoreluxuriouslyinthebesthotelintheworldthanIhavelivedhere;butIwillbegladtogetintotheopenairagainandseethegoodoldsunandthesilverymoonandthesoftgreengrassandtheflowersthatarekissedbythemorningdew. Ah,howmuchmorelovelyarethoseblessedthingsthantheglitterofgemsorthecoldgleamofgold!” “Ofcourse,”saidBetsy.“Ionceknewalittleboywhowantedtocatchthemeasles,becauseallthelittleboysinhisneighborhoodbuthimhad‘em,andhewasreallyunhappy‘causehecouldn’tcatch‘em,tryashewould. SoI’mprettycertainthatthethingswewant,andcan’thave,arenotgoodforus.Isn’tthattrue,Shaggy?” “Notalways,mydear,”hegravelyreplied. “Ifwedidn’twantanything,wewouldnevergetanything,goodorbad. Ithinkourlongingsarenatural,andifweactasnaturepromptsuswecan’tgofarwrong.” “Formypart,”saidQueenAnn,“Ithinktheworldwouldbeadrearyplacewithoutthegoldandjewels.” “Allthingsaregoodintheirway,”saidShaggy;“butwemayhavetoomuchofanygoodthing. AndIhavenoticedthatthevalueofanythingdependsuponhowscarceitis,andhowdifficultitistoobtain.” “Pardonmeforinterruptingyou,”saidKingKaliko,comingtotheirside,“butnowthatwehaverescuedShaggy’sbrotherIwouldliketoreturntomyroyalcavern. BeingtheKingoftheNomes,itismydutytolookaftermyrestlesssubjectsandseethattheybehavethemselves.” SotheyallturnedandbeganwalkingthroughtheMetalForesttotheothersideofthegreatdomedcave,wheretheyhadfirstenteredit. Shaggyandhisbrotherwalkedsidebysideandbothseemedrejoicedthattheyweretogetheraftertheirlongseparation. Betsydidn’tdarelookatthepolkadothandkerchief,forfearshewouldlaughaloud;soshewalkedbehindthetwobrothersandledHankbyholdingfasttohisleftear. Whenatlasttheyreachedtheplacewherethepassageledtotheouterworld,QueenAnnsaid,inahesitatingwaythatwasunusualwithher: “IhavenotconqueredthisNomeCountry,nordoIexpecttodoso;butIwouldliketogatherafewoftheseprettyjewelsbeforeIleavethisplace.” “Helpyourself,ma’am,”saidKingKaliko,andatoncetheofficersoftheArmytookadvantageofhisroyalpermissionandbeganfillingtheirpockets,whileAnntiedalotofdiamondsinabighandkerchief. Thisaccomplished,theyallenteredthepassage,thenomesgoingfirsttolightthewaywiththeirtorches.TheyhadnotproceededfarwhenBetsyexclaimed: “Why,therearejewelshere,too!” Alleyeswereturneduponthegroundandtheyfoundaregulartrailofjewelsstrewnalongtherockfloor. “Thisisodd!”saidKaliko,muchsurprised.“ImustsendsomeofmynomestogatherupthesegemsandreplacethemintheMetalForest,wheretheybelong.Iwonderhowtheycametobehere?” Allthewayalongthepassagetheyfoundthistrailofjewels,butwhentheynearedtheendthemysterywasexplained. Forthere,squatteduponthefloorwithhisbacktotherockwall,satoldRuggedo,puffingandblowingasifhewasalltiredout. Thentheyrealizeditwashewhohadscatteredthejewels,fromhismanypockets,whichonebyonehadburstwiththeweightoftheircontentsashehadstumbledalongthepassage. “ButIdon’tmind,”saidRuggedo,withadeepsigh. “InowrealizethatIcouldnothavecarriedsuchaweightyloadveryfar,evenhadImanagedtoescapefromthispassagewithit. Thewomanwhosewedthepocketsonmyrobeusedpoorthread,forwhichIshallthankher.” “Haveyouanyjewelsleft?”inquiredBetsy. Heglancedintosomeoftheremainingpockets. “Afew,”saidhe,“buttheywillbesufficienttosupplymywants,andInolongerhaveanydesiretoberich. Ifsomeofyouwillkindlyhelpmetorise,I’llgetoutofhereandleaveyou,forIknowyoualldespisemeandprefermyroomtomycompany.” ShaggyandKalikoraisedtheoldKingtohisfeet,whenhewasconfrontedbyShaggy’sbrother,whomhenownoticedforthefirsttime. ThestrangeandunexpectedappearanceoftheUglyOnesostartledRuggedothathegaveawildcryandbegantotremble,asifhehadseenaghost. “Wh—wh—whoisthis?”hefaltered. “Iamthathelplessprisonerwhomyourcruelmagictransformedfromahandsomemanintoanuglyone!”answeredShaggy’sbrother,inavoiceofsternreproach. “Really,Ruggedo,”saidBetsy,“yououghttobeashamedofthatmeantrick.” “Iam,mydear,”admittedRuggedo,whowasnowasmeekandhumbleasformerlyhehadbeencruelandvindictive. “Then,”returnedthegirl,“you’dbetterdosomemoremagicandgivethepoormanhisownfaceagain.” “IwishIcould,”answeredtheoldKing;“butyoumustrememberthatTititi-Hoochoohasdeprivedmeofallmymagicpowers. However,InevertookthetroubletolearnjusthowtobreakthecharmIcastoverShaggy’sbrother,forIintendedheshouldalwaysremainugly.” “Everycharm,”remarkedprettyPolychrome,“hasitsantidote;and,ifyouknewthischarmofugliness,Ruggedo,youmusthaveknownhowtodispelit.” “IfIdid,I—I’veforgotten,”hestammeredregretfully. “Trytothink!”pleadedShaggy,anxiously.“Pleasetrytothink!” Ruggedoruffledhishairwithbothhands,sighed,slappedhischest,rubbedhisear,andstaredstupidlyaroundthegroup. “I’veafaintrecollectionthattherewasonethingthatwouldbreakthecharm,”saidhe;“butmisfortunehassoaddledmybrainthatIcan’trememberwhatitwas.” “Seehere,Ruggedo,”saidBetsy,sharply,“we’vetreatedyouprettywell,sofar,butwewon’tstandforanynonsense,andifyouknowwhat’sgoodforyourselfyou’llthinkofthatcharm!” “Why?”hedemanded,turningtolookwonderinglyatthelittlegirl. “BecauseitmeanssomuchtoShaggy’sbrother. He’sdreadfullyashamedofhimself,thewayheisnow,andyou’retoblameforit. Factis,Ruggedo,you’vedonesomuchwickednessinyourlifethatitwon’thurtyoutodoakindactnow.” Ruggedoblinkedather,andsighedagain,andthentriedveryhardtothink. “Iseemtoremember,dimly,”saidhe,“thatacertainkindofakisswillbreakthecharmofugliness.” “Whatkind?Why,itwas—itwas—itwaseitherthekissofaMortalMaid;or—or—thekissofaMortalMaidwhohadoncebeenaFairy;or—orthekissofonewhoisstillaFairy.Ican’trememberwhich. Butofcoursenomaid,mortalorfairy,wouldeverconsenttokissapersonsougly—sodreadfully,fearfully,terriblyugly—asShaggy’sbrother.” “I’mnotsosureofthat,”saidBetsy,withadmirablecourage;“I’maMortalMaid,andifitismykissthatwillbreakthisawfulcharm,I—I’lldoit!” “Oh,youreallycouldn’t,”protestedUgly.“Iwouldbeobligedtoremovemymask,andwhenyousawmyface,nothingcouldinduceyoutokissme,generousasyouare.” “Well,asforthat,”saidthelittlegirl,“Ineedn’tseeyourfaceatall. Here’smyplan:Youstayinthisdarkpassage,andwe’llsendawaythenomeswiththeirtorches. Thenyou’lltakeoffthehandkerchief,andI—I’llkissyou.” “Thisisawfullykindofyou,Betsy!”saidShaggy,gratefully. “Well,itsurelywon’tkillme,”shereplied;“and,ifitmakesyouandyourbrotherhappy,I’mwillingtotakesomechances.” SoKalikoorderedthetorch-bearerstoleavethepassage,whichtheydidbygoingthroughtherockopening. QueenAnnandherarmyalsowentout;buttheothersweresointerestedinBetsy’sexperimentthattheyremainedgroupedatthemouthofthepassageway. Whenthebigrockswungintoplace,closingtighttheopening,theywereleftintotaldarkness. “Now,then,”calledBetsyinacheerfulvoice,“haveyougotthathandkerchiefoffyourface,Ugly?” “Well,whereareyou,then?”sheasked,reachingoutherarms. “You’llhavetostoopdown,youknow.” Hefoundherhandsandclaspingtheminhisownstoopeduntilhisfacewasneartothatofthelittlegirl.Theothersheardaclear,smackingkiss,andthenBetsyexclaimed: “There!I’vedoneit,anditdidn’thurtabit!” “Tellme,dearbrother;isthecharmbroken?”askedShaggy. “Idonotknow,”wasthereply.“Itmaybe,oritmaynotbe.Icannottell.” “Hasanyoneamatch?”inquiredBetsy. “Ihaveseveral,”saidShaggy. “ThenletRuggedostrikeoneofthemandlookatyourbrother’sface,whileweallturnourbacks. Ruggedomadeyourbrotherugly,soIguesshecanstandthehorroroflookingathim,ifthecharmisn’tbroken.” Agreeingtothis,Ruggedotookthematchandlightedit.Hegaveonelookandthenblewoutthematch. “Uglyasever!”hesaidwithashudder.“Soitwasn’tthekissofaMortalMaid,afterall.” “Letmetry,”proposedtheRosePrincess,inhersweetvoice.“IamaMortalMaidwhowasonceaFairy.Perhapsmykisswillbreakthecharm.” Filesdidnotwhollyapproveofthis,buthewastoogeneroustointerfere.SotheRosePrincessfeltherwaythroughthedarknesstoShaggy’sbrotherandkissedhim. Ruggedostruckanothermatch,whiletheyallturnedaway. “No,”announcedtheformerKing;“thatdidn’tbreakthecharm,either.ItmustbethekissofaFairythatisrequired—orelsemymemoryhasfailedmealtogether.” “Polly,”saidBetsy,pleadingly,“won’tyoutry?” “OfcourseIwill!”answeredPolychrome,withamerrylaugh. “I’veneverkissedamortalmaninallthethousandsofyearsIhaveexisted,butI’lldoittopleaseourfaithfulShaggyMan,whoseunselfishaffectionforhisuglybrotherdeservestoberewarded.” EvenasPolychromewasspeakingshetrippedlightlytothesideoftheUglyOneandquicklytouchedhischeekwithherlips. “Oh,thankyou—thankyou!”heferventlycried.“I’vechanged,thistime,Iknow.Icanfeelit!I’mdifferent.Shaggy—dearShaggy—Iammyselfagain!” Files,whowasneartheopening,touchedthespringthatreleasedthebigrockanditsuddenlyswungbackwardandletinafloodofdaylight. Everyonestoodmotionless,staringhardatShaggy’sbrother,who,nolongermaskedbythepolka-dothandkerchief,mettheirgazewithagladsmile. “Well,”saidShaggyMan,breakingthesilenceatlastanddrawingalong,deepbreathofsatisfaction,“youarenolongertheUglyOne,mydearbrother;but,tobeentirelyfrankwithyou,thefacethatbelongstoyouisnomorehandsomethanitoughttobe.” “Ithinkhe’srathergoodlooking,”remarkedBetsy,gazingatthemancritically. “Incomparisonwithwhathewas,”saidKingKaliko,“heisreallybeautiful. You,whoneverbeheldhisugliness,maynotunderstandthat;butitwasmymisfortunetolookattheUglyOnemanytimes,andIsayagainthat,incomparisonwithwhathewas,themanisnowbeautiful.” “Allright,”returnedBetsy,briskly,“we’lltakeyourwordforit,Kaliko.Andnowletusgetoutofthistunnelandintotheworldagain.”