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Don’tletusworry,saidShaggytohiscompanions,foritmaytaketheQueensometimetoconquertheMetalMonarch,asTik-Tokhastodoeverythinginhisslow,mechanicalway.
Doyousupposetheyarelikelytofail?askedtheRosePrincess.
Ido,indeed,repliedShaggy.ThisNomeKingisreallyapowerfulfellowandhasalegionofnomestoassisthim,whereasourboldQueencommandsaClockworkManandabandoffaint-heartedofficers.
SheoughttohaveletQuoxdotheconquering,saidPolychrome,dancinglightlyuponapointofrockandflutteringherbeautifuldraperies.
Butperhapsthedragonwaswisetolethergofirst,forwhenshefailstoconquerRuggedoshemaybecomemoremodestinherambitions.
Whereisthedragonnow?inquiredOzga.
Upthereontherocks,repliedFiles.Look,mydear;youmayseehimfromhere.
HesaidhewouldtakealittlenapwhileweweremixingupwithRuggedo,andheaddedthatafterwehadgottenintotroublehewouldwakeupandconquertheNomeKinginajiffy,ashismastertheJinjinhasorderedhimtodo.
Quoxmeanswell,saidShaggy,butIdonotthinkweshallneedhisservices;forjustassoonasIamsatisfiedthatQueenAnnandherarmyhavefailedtoconquerRuggedo,IshallenterthecavernsandshowtheKingmyLoveMagnet.
Thathecannotresist;thereforetheconquestwillbemadewithease.
ThisspeechofShaggyMan’swasoverheardbytheLong-EaredHearer,whowasatthatmomentstandingbyRuggedo’sside.
ForwhentheKingandGuphhadrecoveredfromHank’skickandhadpickedthemselvesup,theirfirstactwastoturnTik-Tokonhisbackandputaheavydiamondontopofhim,sothathecouldnotgetupagain.
ThentheycarefullyputhisguninacornerofthecavernandtheKingsentGuphtofetchtheLong-EaredHearer.
TheHearerwasstillangryatRuggedoforbreakinghisear,butheacknowledgedtheNomeKingtobehismasterandwasreadytoobeyhiscommands.
ThereforeherepeatedShaggy’sspeechtotheKing,whoatoncerealizedthathisKingdomwasingravedanger.
ForRuggedoknewoftheLoveMagnetanditspowersandwashorrifiedatthethoughtthatShaggymightshowhimthemagictalismanandturnallthehatredinhisheartintolove.
Ruggedowasproudofhishatredandabhorredloveofanysort.
Really,saidhe,I’dratherheconqueredandlosemywealthandmyKingdomthangazeatthatawfulLoveMagnet.WhatcanIdotopreventtheShaggyManfromtakingitoutofhispocket?
Kalikoreturnedtothecavernintimetooverhearthisquestion,andbeingaloyalnomeandeagertoservehisKing,heansweredbysaying:
IfwecanmanagetobindtheShaggyMan’sarms,tighttohisbody,hecouldnotgettheLoveMagnetoutofhispocket.
True!criedtheKingindelightatthiseasysolutionoftheproblem.
Getatonceadozennomes,withropes,andplacetheminthepassagewheretheycanseizeandbindShaggyassoonasheenters.
ThisKalikodid,andmeanwhilethewatchersoutsidetheentranceweregrowingmoreandmoreuneasyabouttheirfriends.
Idon’tworrysomuchabouttheOogaboopeople,saidPolychrome,whohadgrownsoberwithwaiting,andperhapsalittlenervous,fortheycouldnotbekilled,eventhoughRuggedomightcausethemmuchsufferingandperhapsdestroythemutterly.
ButweshouldnothaveallowedBetsyandHanktogoaloneintothecaverns.
Thelittlegirlismortalandpossessesnomagicpowerswhatever,soifRuggedocaptureshershewillbewhollyathismercy.
Thatisindeedtrue,repliedShaggy.Iwouldn’tliketohaveanythinghappentodearlittleBetsy,soIbelieveI’llgoinrightawayandputanendtoallthisworry.
Wemayaswellgowithyou,assertedFiles,forbymeansoftheLoveMagnet,youcansoonbringtheNomeKingtoreason.
Soitwasdecidedtowaitnolonger.Shaggywalkedthroughtheentrancefirst,andafterhimcametheothers.
Theyhadnothoughtofdangertothemselves,andShaggy,whowasgoingalongwithhishandsthrustintohispockets,wasmuchsurprisedwhenaropeshotoutfromthedarknessandtwinedaroundhisbody,pinningdownhisarmssosecurelythathecouldnotevenwithdrawhishandsfromthepockets.
Thenappearedseveralgrinningnomes,whospeedilytiedknotsintheropesandthenledtheprisoneralongthepassagetothecavern.
Noattentionwaspaidtotheothers,butFilesandthePrincessfollowedonafterShaggy,determinednottodeserttheirfriendandhopingthatanopportunitymightarisetorescuehim.
AsforPolychrome,assoonasshesawthattroublehadovertakenShaggysheturnedandranlightlybackthroughthepassageandoutoftheentrance.
Thensheeasilyleapedfromrocktorockuntilshepausedbesidethegreatdragon,wholayfastasleep.
Wakeup,Quox!shecried.Itistimeforyoutoact.
ButQuoxdidnotwakeup.Helayasoneinatrance,absolutelymotionless,withhisenormouseyestightclosed.Theeyelidshadbigsilverscalesonthem,likealltherestofhisbody.
PolychromemighthavethoughtQuoxwasdeadhadshenotknownthatdragonsdonotdieeasilyorhadshenotobservedhishugebodyswellingashebreathed.
Shepickedupapieceofrockandpoundedagainsthiseyelidswithit,saying:
Wakeup,Quoxwakeup!Buthewouldnotwaken.
Dearme,howunfortunate!sighedthelovelyRainbow’sDaughter.
Iwonderwhatisthebestandsurestwaytowakenadragon.
Allourfriendsmaybecapturedanddestroyedwhilethisgreatbeastliesasleep.
ShewalkedaroundQuoxtwoorthreetimes,tryingtodiscoversometenderplaceonhisbodywhereathumporapunchmighthefelt;buthelayextendedalongtherockswithhischinflatuponthegroundandhislegsdrawnunderneathhisbody,andallthatonecouldseewashisthicksky-blueskinthickerthanthatofarhinocerosandhissilverscales.
Then,despairingatlastofwakeningthebeast,andworriedoverthefateofherfriends,PolychromeagainrandowntotheentranceandhurriedalongthepassageintotheNomeKing’scavern.
HereshefoundRuggedolollinginhisthroneandsmokingalongpipe.
BesidehimstoodGeneralGuphandKaliko,andrangedbeforetheKingweretheRosePrincess,FilesandtheShaggyMan.
Tik-Tokstilllayuponthefloor,weighteddownbythebigdiamond.
Ruggedowasnowinamorecontentedframeofmind.
Onebyonehehadmettheinvadersandeasilycapturedthem.
ThedreadedLoveMagnetwasindeedinShaggy’spocket,onlyafewfeetawayfromtheKing,butShaggywaspowerlesstoshowitandunlessRuggedo’seyesbeheldthetalismanitcouldnotaffecthim.
AsforBetsyBobbinandhermule,hebelievedKalikohadplacedthemintheSlimyCave,whileAnnandherofficershethoughtsafelyimprisonedinthepit.
RuggedohadnofearofFilesorOzga,buttobeonthesafesidehehadorderedgoldenhandcuffsplacedupontheirwrists.
Thesedidnotcausethemanygreatannoyancebutpreventedthemfrommakinganattack,hadtheybeeninclinedtodoso.
TheNomeKing,thinkinghimselfwhollymasterofthesituation,waslaughingandjeeringathisprisonerswhenPolychrome,exquisitelybeautifulanddancinglikearayoflight,enteredthecavern.
Oho!criedtheKing;aRainbowunderground,eh?
andthenhestaredhardatPolychrome,andstillharder,andthenhesatupandpulledthewrinklesoutofhisrobeandarrangedhiswhiskers.
Onmyword,saidhe,youareaverycaptivatingcreature;moreover,Iperceiveyouareafairy.
IamPolychrome,theRainbow’sDaughter,shesaidproudly.
Well,repliedRuggedo,Ilikeyou.TheothersIhate.Ihateeverybodybutyou!
Wouldn’tyouliketolivealwaysinthisbeautifulcavern,Polychrome?See!
ThejewelsthatstudthewallshaveeverytintandcolorofyourRainbowandtheyarenotsoelusive.
I’llhavefreshdewdropsgatheredforyourfeastingeverydayandyoushallbeQueenofallmynomesandpullKaliko’snosewheneveryoulike.
No,thankyou,laughedPolychrome.Myhomeisinthesky,andI’monlyonavisittothissolid,sordidearth.
Buttellme,Ruggedo,whymyfriendshavebeenwoundwithcordsandboundwithchains?
Theythreatenedme,answeredRuggedo.ThefoolsdidnotknowhowpowerfulIam.
Then,sincetheyarenowhelpless,whynotreleasethemandsendthembacktotheearth’ssurface?
BecauseIhateemandmeantomakeemsufferfortheirinvasion.
ButI’llmakeabargainwithyou,sweetPolly.
RemainhereandlivewithmeandI’llsetallthesepeoplefree.
Youshallbemydaughterormywifeormyauntorgrandmotherwhicheveryoulikeonlystayheretobrightenmygloomykingdomandmakemehappy!
Polychromelookedathimwonderingly.ThensheturnedtoShaggyandasked:
Areyousurehehasn’tseentheLoveMagnet?
I’mpositive,answeredShaggy.ButyouseemtobesomethingofaLoveMagnetyourself,Polychrome.
ShelaughedagainandsaidtoRuggedo:NoteventorescuemyfriendswouldIliveinyourkingdom.NorcouldIendureforlongthesocietyofsuchawickedmonsterasyou.
Youforget,retortedtheKing,scowlingdarkly,thatyoualsoareinmypower.
Notso,Ruggedo.TheRainbow’sDaughterisbeyondthereachofyourspiteormalice.
Seizeher!suddenlyshoutedtheKing,andGeneralGuphsprangforwardtoobey.
Polychromestoodquitestill,yetwhenGuphattemptedtoclutchherhishandsmetinair,andnowtheRainbow’sDaughterwasinanotherpartoftheroom,assmilingandcomposedasbefore.
SeveraltimesGuphendeavoredtocaptureherandRuggedoevencamedownfromhisthronetoassisthisGeneral;butnevercouldtheylayhandsuponthelovelyskyfairy,whoflittedhereandtherewiththeswiftnessoflightandconstantlydefiedthemwithhermerrylaughterassheevadedtheirefforts.
SoafteratimetheyabandonedthechaseandRuggedoreturnedtohisthroneandwipedtheperspirationfromhisfacewithafinely-wovenhandkerchiefofcloth-of-gold.
Well,saidPolychrome,whatdoyouintendtodonow?
I’mgoingtohavesomefun,torepaymeforallmybother,repliedtheNomeKing.ThenhesaidtoKaliko:Summontheexecutioners.
Kalikoatoncewithdrewandpresentlyreturnedwithascoreofnomes,allofwhomwerenearlyasevillookingastheirhatedmaster.
Theyboregreatgoldenpincers,andprodsofsilver,andclampsandchainsandvariouswicked-lookinginstruments,allmadeofpreciousmetalsandsetwithdiamondsandrubies.
Now,Pang,saidRuggedo,addressingtheleaderoftheexecutioners,fetchtheArmyofOogabooandtheirQueenfromthepitandtorturethemhereinmypresenceaswellasinthepresenceoftheirfriends.Itwillbegreatsport.
IhearYourMajesty,andIobeyYourMajesty,answeredPang,andwentwithhisnomesintothepassage.InafewminuteshereturnedandbowedtoRuggedo.
They’reallgone,saidhe.
Gone!exclaimedtheNomeKing.Gonewhere?
Theyleftnoaddress,YourMajesty;buttheyarenotinthepit.
Picksandpuddles!roaredtheKing;whotookthecoveroff?
Noone,saidPang.Thecoverwasthere,buttheprisonerswerenotunderit.
Inthatcase,snarledtheKing,tryingtocontrolhisdisappointment,gototheSlimyCaveandfetchhitherthegirlandthedonkey.
AndwhilewearetorturingthemKalikomusttakeahundrednomesandsearchfortheescapedprisonerstheQueenofOogabooandherofficers.
Ifhedoesnotfindthem,IwilltortureKaliko.
Kalikowentawaylookingsadanddisturbed,forheknewtheKingwascruelandunjustenoughtocarryoutthisthreat.
Pangandtheexecutionersalsowentaway,inanotherdirection,butwhentheycamebackBetsyBobbinwasnotwiththem,norwasHank.
ThereisnooneintheSlimyCave,YourMajesty,reportedPang.
Jumpingjellycakes!screamedtheKing.
Anotherescape?Areyousureyoufoundtherightcave?
ThereisbutoneSlimyCave,andthereisnooneinit,returnedPangpositively.
Ruggedowasbeginningtobealarmedaswellasangry.However,thesedisappointmentsbutmadehimthemorevindictiveandhecastanevillookattheotherprisonersandsaid:
Nevermindthegirlandthedonkey.Herearefour,atleast,whocannotescapemyvengeance.
Letmesee;IbelieveI’llchangemymindaboutTik-Tok.
Havethegoldcrucibleheatedtoawhite,seethingheat,andthenwe’lldumpthecoppermanintoitandmelthimup.
But,YourMajesty,protestedKaliko,whohadreturnedtotheroomaftersendingahundrednomestosearchfortheOogaboopeople,youmustrememberthatTik-Tokisaverycuriousandinterestingmachine.
Itwouldbeashametodeprivetheworldofsuchaclevercontrivance.
Sayanotherword,andyou’llgointothefurnacewithhim!roaredtheKing.
I’mgettingtiredofyou,Kaliko,andthefirstthingyouknowI’llturnyouintoapotatoandmakeSaratoga-chipsofyou!
Thenexttoconsider,headdedmoremildly,istheShaggyMan.
AsheownstheLoveMagnet,IthinkI’lltransformhimintoadove,andthenwecanpracticeshootingathimwithTik-Tok’sgun.
Now,thisisaveryinterestingceremonyandIbegyoualltowatchmecloselyandseethatI’venothingupmysleeve.
HecameoutofhisthronetostandbeforetheShaggyMan,andthenhewavedhishands,palmsdownward,insevensemicirclesoverhisvictim’shead,sayinginalowbutcleartoneofvoicethemagicwugwa:
Adi,edi,idi,odi,udi,oo-i-oo!
Idu,ido,idi,ide,ida,woo!
Theeffectofthiswell-knownsorcerywasinstantaneous.
InsteadoftheShaggyMan,aprettydovelayflutteringuponthefloor,itswingsconfinedbytinycordswoundaroundthem.
RuggedogaveanordertoPang,whocutthecordswithapairofscissors.
Beingfreed,thedovequicklyflewupwardandalightedontheshoulderoftheRosePrincess,whostrokedittenderly.
Verygood!Verygood!criedRuggedo,rubbinghishandsgleefullytogether.Oneenemyisoutofmyway,andnowfortheothers.
(Perhapsmyreadersshouldbewarnednottoattempttheabovetransformation;for,althoughtheexactmagicalformulahasbeendescribed,itisunlawfulinallcivilizedcountriesforanyonetotransformapersonintoadovebymutteringthewordsRuggedoused.
TherewerenolawstopreventtheNomeKingfromperformingthistransformation,butifitshouldbeattemptedinanyothercountry,andthemagicworked,themagicianwouldbeseverelypunished.)
WhenPolychromesawShaggyMantransformedintoadoveandrealizedthatRuggedowasaboutdosomethingasdreadfultothePrincessandFiles,andthatTik-Tokwouldsoonbemeltedinacrucible,sheturnedandranfromthecavern,throughthepassageandbacktotheplacewhereQuoxlayasleep.
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