AlltheadventurerswerereunitednextmorningwhentheywerebroughtfromvariouspalacestotheResidenceofTititi-HoochooandusheredintothegreatHallofState. Asbefore,noonewasvisibleexceptourfriendsandtheirescortsuntilthefirstbellsounded. TheninaflashtheroomwasseentobefilledwiththebeautifulKingsandQueensoftheland. ThesecondbellmarkedtheappearanceinthethroneofthemightyJinjin,whosehandsomecountenancewasascomposedandexpressionlessasever. AllbowedlowtotheRuler.Theirvoicessoftlymurmured:“WegreetthePrivateCitizen,mightiestofRulers,whosewordisLawandwhoseLawisjust.” Tititi-Hoochoobowedinacknowledgment. Then,lookingaroundthebrilliantassemblage,andatthelittlegroupofadventurersbeforehim,hesaid: “Anunusualthinghashappened.Inhabitantsofotherlandsthanours,whoaredifferentfromourselvesinmanyways,havebeenthrustuponusthroughtheForbiddenTube,whichoneofourpeoplefoolishlymadeyearsagoandwasproperlypunishedforhisfolly. ButthesestrangershadnodesiretocomehereandwerewickedlythrustintotheTubebyacruelKingontheothersideoftheworld,namedRuggedo. ThisKingisanimmortal,butheisnotgood. Hismagicpowershurtmankindmorethantheybenefitthem. BecausehehadunjustlykepttheShaggyMan’sbrotheraprisoner,thislittlebandofhonestpeople,consistingofbothmortalsandimmortals,determinedtoconquerRuggedoandtopunishhim. Fearingtheymightsucceedinthis,theNomeKingmisledthemsothattheyfellintotheTube. “Now,thissameRuggedohasbeenwarnedbyme,manytimes,thatifeverheusedthisForbiddenTubeinanywayhewouldbeseverelypunished. Ifind,byreferringtotheFairyRecords,thatthisKing’sservant,anomenamedKaliko,beggedhismasternottodosuchawrongactastodropthesepeopleintotheTubeandsendthemtumblingintoourcountry.ButRuggedodefiedmeandmyorders. “Thereforethesestrangersareinnocentofanywrong.ItisonlyRuggedowhodeservespunishment,andIwillpunishhim.”Hepausedamomentandthencontinuedinthesamecold,mercilessvoice: “ThesestrangersmustreturnthroughtheTubetotheirownsideoftheworld;butIwillmaketheirfallmoreeasyandpleasantthanitwasbefore. AlsoIshallsendwiththemanInstrumentofVengeance,whoinmynamewilldriveRuggedofromhisundergroundcaverns,takeawayhismagicpowersandmakehimahomelesswandereronthefaceoftheearth—aplacehedetests.” TherewasalittlemurmurofhorrorfromtheKingsandQueensattheseverityofthispunishment,butnooneutteredaprotest,forallrealizedthatthesentencewasjust. “InselectingmyInstrumentofVengeance,”wentonTititi-Hoochoo,“Ihaverealizedthatthiswillbeanunpleasantmission. Thereforenooneofuswhoisblamelessshouldbeforcedtoundertakeit. Inthiswonderfullanditisseldomoneisguiltyofwrong,evenintheslightestdegree,andonexaminingtheRecordsIfoundnoKingorQueenhaderred. Norhadanyamongtheirfollowersorservantsdoneanywrong. ButfinallyIcametotheDragonFamily,whichwehighlyrespect,andthenitwasthatIdiscoveredtheerrorofQuox. “Quox,asyouwellknow,isayoungdragonwhohasnotyetacquiredthewisdomofhisrace. Becauseofthislack,hehasbeendisrespectfultowardhismostancientancestor,theOriginalDragon,tellinghimoncetomindhisownbusinessandagainsayingthattheAncientOnehadgrownfoolishwithage. Weareawarethatdragonsarenotthesameasfairiesandcannotbealtogetherguidedbyourlaws,yetsuchdisrespectasQuoxhasshownshouldnotbeunnoticedbyus. ThereforeIhaveselectedQuoxasmyroyalInstrumentofVengeanceandheshallgothroughtheTubewiththesepeopleandinflictuponRuggedothepunishmentIhavedecreed.” AllhadlistenedquietlytothisspeechandnowtheKingsandQueensbowedgravelytosignifytheirapprovaloftheJinjin’sjudgment. Tititi-HoochooturnedtoTubekins. “Icommandyou,”saidhe,“toescortthesestrangerstotheTubeandseethattheyallenterit.” TheKingoftheTube,whohadfirstdiscoveredourfriendsandbroughtthemtothePrivateCitizen,steppedforwardandbowed. Ashedidso,theJinjinandalltheKingsandQueenssuddenlydisappearedandonlyTubekinsremainedvisible. “Allright,”saidBetsy,withasigh;“Idon’tmindgoingbacksoverymuch,‘causetheJinjinpromisedtomakeiteasyforus.” Indeed,QueenAnnandherofficersweretheonlyoneswholookedsolemnandseemedtofearthereturnjourney. OnethingthatbotheredAnnwasherfailuretoconquerthislandofTititi-Hoochoo. AstheyfollowedtheirguidethroughthegardenstothemouthoftheTubeshesaidtoShaggy: “HowcanIconquertheworld,ifIgoawayandleavethisrichcountryunconquered?” “Youcan’t,”hereplied.“Don’taskmewhy,please,forifyoudon’tknowIcan’tinformyou.” “Whynot?”saidAnn;butShaggypaidnoattentiontothequestion. ThisendoftheTubehadasilverrimandarounditwasagoldrailingtowhichwasattachedasignthatread. IFYOUAREIN,DON’TCOMEOUT.” OnalittlesilverplatejustinsidetheTubewasengravedthewords: “Hewassomebuilder,Imustsay,”remarkedBetsy,whenshehadreadtheinscription;“butifhehadknownaboutthatstarIguesshe’dhavespenthistimeplayingsolitaire.” “Well,whatarewewaitingfor?”inquiredShaggy,whowasimpatienttostart. “Quox,”repliedTubekins.“ButIthinkIhearhimcoming.” “Istheyoungdragoninvisible?”askedAnn,whohadneverseenalivedragonandwasalittlefearfulofmeetingone. “No,indeed,”repliedtheKingoftheTube.“You’llseehiminaminute;butbeforeyoupartcompanyI’msureyou’llwishhewasinvisible.” “Ishedangerous,then?”questionedFiles. “Notatall.ButQuoxtiresmedreadfully,”saidTubekins,“andIpreferhisroomtohiscompany. Atthatinstantascrapingsoundwasheard,drawingnearerandneareruntilfrombetweentwobigbushesappearedahugedragon,whoapproachedtheparty,noddedhisheadandsaid:“Goodmorning.” HadQuoxbeenatallbashfulIamsurehewouldhavefeltuncomfortableattheastonishedstareofeveryeyeinthegroup—exceptTubekins,ofcourse,whowasnotastonishedbecausehehadseenQuoxsooften. Betsyhadthoughta“young”dragonmustbeasmalldragon,yetherewasonesoenormousthatthegirldecidedhemustbefullgrown,ifnotovergrown. Hisbodywasalovelysky-blueincoloranditwasthicklysetwithglitteringsilverscales,eachoneasbigasaserving-tray. Aroundhisneckwasapinkribbonwithabowjustunderhisleftear,andbelowtheribbonappearedachainofpearlstowhichwasattachedagoldenlocketaboutaslargearoundastheendofabassdrum. Thislocketwassetwithmanylargeandbeautifuljewels. TheheadandfaceofQuoxwerenotespeciallyugly,whenyouconsiderthathewasadragon;buthiseyesweresolargethatittookhimalongtimetowinkandhisteethseemedverysharpandterriblewhentheyshowed,whichtheydidwheneverthebeastsmiled. Alsohisnostrilswerequitelargeandwide,andthosewhostoodnearhimwereliabletosmellbrimstone—especiallywhenhebreathedoutfire,asitisthenatureofdragonstodo. Totheendofhislongtailwasattachedabigelectriclight. Perhapsthemostsingularthingaboutthedragon’sappearanceatthistimewasthefactthathehadarowofseatsattachedtohisback,oneseatforeachmemberoftheparty. Theseseatsweredouble,withcurvedbacks,sothattwocouldsitinthem,andthereweretwelveofthesedoubleseats,allstrappedfirmlyaroundthedragon’sthickbodyandplacedonebehindtheother,inarowthatextendedfromhisshouldersnearlytohistail. “Aha!”exclaimedTubekins;“IseethatTititi-HoochoohastransformedQuoxintoacarryall.” “I’mgladofthat,”saidBetsy.“Ihope,Mr.Dragon,youwon’tmindourridingonyourback.” “Notabit,”repliedQuox.“I’mindisgracejustnow,youknow,andtheonlywaytoredeemmygoodnameistoobeytheordersoftheJinjin. Ifhemakesmeabeastofburden,itisonlyapartofmypunishment,andImustbearitlikeadragon. Idon’tblameyoupeopleatall,andIhopeyou’llenjoytheride.Hopon,please. Allaboardfortheothersideoftheworld!” Silentlytheytooktheirplaces.HanksatinthefrontseatwithBetsy,sothathecouldresthisfronthoofsuponthedragon’shead. BehindthemwereShaggyandPolychrome,thenFilesandthePrincess,andQueenAnnandTik-Tok.Theofficersrodeintherearseats. Whenallhadmountedtotheirplacesthedragonlookedverylikeoneofthosesightseeingwagonssocommoninbigcities—onlyhehadlegsinsteadofwheels. “Allready?”askedQuox,andwhentheysaidtheywerehecrawledtothemouthoftheTubeandputhisheadin. “Good-bye,andgoodlucktoyou!”calledTubekins;butnoonethoughttoreply,becausejustthenthedragonslidhisgreatbodyintotheTubeandthejourneytotheothersideoftheworldhadbegun. Atfirsttheywentsofastthattheycouldscarcelycatchtheirbreaths,butpresentlyQuoxslowedupandsaidwithasortofcacklinglaugh: “Myscales!Butthatissometumble.IthinkIshalltakeiteasyandfallslower,orI’mlikelytogetdizzy.Isitveryfartotheothersideoftheworld?” “Haven’tyoueverbeenthroughthisTubebefore?”inquiredShaggy. “Never.Norhasanyoneelseinourcountry;atleast,notsinceIwasborn.” “Howlongagowasthat?”askedBetsy. “ThatIwasborn?Oh,notverylongago.I’monlyamerechild. IfIhadnotbeensentonthisjourney,Iwouldhavecelebratedmythreethousandandfifty-sixthbirthdaynextThursday. Motherwasgoingtomakemeabirthdaycakewiththreethousandandfifty-sixcandlesonit;butnow,ofcourse,therewillbenocelebration,forIfearIshallnotgethomeintimeforit.” “Threethousandandfifty-sixyears!”criedBetsy.“Why,Ihadnoideaanythingcouldlivethatlong!” “MyrespectedAncestor,whomIwouldcallastupidoldhumbugifIhadnotreformed,issooldthatIamamerebabycomparedwithhim,”saidQuox. “Hedatesfromthebeginningoftheworld,andinsistsontellingusstoriesofthingsthathappenedfiftythousandyearsago,whichareofnointerestatalltoyoungsterslikeme.Infact,Grandpaisn’tuptodate. Helivesaltogetherinthepast,soIcan’tseeanygoodreasonforhisbeingaliveto-day....Areyoupeopleabletoseeyourway,orshallIturnonmorelight?” “Oh,wecanseeverynicely,thankyou;onlythere’snothingtoseebutourselves,”answeredBetsy. Thiswastrue.Thedragon’sbigeyeswerelikeheadlightsonanautomobileandilluminatedtheTubefaraheadofthem. Alsohecurledhistailupwardsothattheelectriclightontheendofitenabledthemtoseeoneanotherquiteclearly. ButtheTubeitselfwasonlydarkmetal,smoothasglassbutexactlythesamefromoneofitsendstotheother. Thereforetherewasnosceneryofinteresttobeguilethejourney. Theywerenowfallingsogentlythatthetripwasprovingentirelycomfortable,astheJinjinhadpromiseditwouldbe;butthismeantalongerjourneyandtheonlywaytheycouldmaketimepasswastoengageinconversation. Thedragonseemedawillingandpersistenttalkerandhewasofsomuchinteresttothemthattheyencouragedhimtochatter. Hisvoicewasalittlegruffbutnotunpleasantwhenonebecameusedtoit. “Myonlyfear,”saidhepresently,“isthatthisconstantslidingoverthesurfaceoftheTubewilldullmyclaws. Yousee,thisholeisn’tstraightdown,butonasteepslant,andsoinsteadoftumblingfreelythroughtheairImustskatealongtheTube. Fortunately,thereisafileinmytool-kit,andifmyclawsgetdulltheycanbesharpenedagain.” “Whydoyouwantsharpclaws?”askedBetsy. “Theyaremynaturalweapons,andyoumustnotforgetthatIhavebeensenttoconquerRuggedo.” “Oh,youneedn’tmindaboutthat,”remarkedQueenAnn,inhermosthaughtymanner;“forwhenwegettoRuggedoIandmyinvincibleArmycanconquerhimwithoutyourassistance.” “Verygood,”returnedthedragon,cheerfully.“Thatwillsavemealotofbother—ifyousucceed.ButIthinkIshallfilemyclaws,justthesame.” Hegavealongsigh,ashesaidthis,andasheetofflame,severalfeetinlength,shotfromhismouth. BetsyshudderedandHanksaid“Hee-haw!” whilesomeoftheofficersscreamedinterror. Butthedragondidnotnoticethathehaddoneanythingunusual. “Istherefireinsideofyou?”askedShaggy. “Ofcourse,”answeredQuox.“WhatsortofadragonwouldIbeifmyfirewentout?” “Whatkeepsitgoing?”Betsyinquired. “I’venoidea.Ionlyknowit’sthere,”saidQuox.“Thefirekeepsmealiveandenablesmetomove;alsotothinkandspeak.” “Ah!Youarever-ymuchlikemy-self,”saidTik-Tok.“Theon-lydif-fer-enceisthatImovebyclock-work,whileyoumovebyfire.” “Idon’tseeaparticleoflikenessbetweenus,Imustconfess,”retortedQuox,gruffly.“Youarenotalivething;you’readummy.” “ButIcandothings,youmustad-mit,”saidTik-Tok. “Yes,whenyouarewoundup,”sneeredthedragon.“Butifyourundown,youarehelpless.” “Whatwouldhappentoyou,Quox,ifyouranoutofgasoline?”inquiredShaggy,whodidnotlikethisattackuponhisfriend. “Well,supposeyouranoutoffire.” “What’stheuseofsupposingthat?”askedQuox. “Mygreat-great-great-grandfatherhaslivedsincetheworldbegan,andhehasneveroncerunoutoffiretokeephimgoing. ButIwillconfidetoyouthatashegetsolderheshowsmoresmokeandlessfire. AsforTik-Tok,he’swellenoughinhisway,buthe’smerelycopper. AndtheMetalMonarchknowscopperthroughandthrough. Iwouldn’tbesurprisedifRuggedomeltedTik-Tokinoneofhisfurnacesandmadecopperpenniesofhim.” “Inthatcase,Iwouldstillkeepgoing,”remarkedTik-Tok,calmly. “Penniesdo,”saidBetsyregretfully. “Thisisallnonsense,”saidtheQueen,withirritation.“Tik-TokismygreatArmy—allbuttheofficers—andIbelievehewillbeabletoconquerRuggedowithease.Whatdoyouthink,Polychrome?” “Youmightlethimtry,”answeredtheRainbow’sDaughter,withhersweetringinglaugh,thatsoundedlikethetinklingoftinybells. “AndifTik-Tokfails,youhavestillthebigfire-breathingdragontofallbackon.” “Ah!”saidthedragon,anothersheetofflamegushingfromhismouthandnostrils;“it’sawiselittlegirl,thisPolychrome.Anyonewouldknowsheisafairy.”