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Mr.StryverhavingmadeuphismindtothatmagnanimousbestowalofgoodfortuneontheDoctor’sdaughter,resolvedtomakeherhappinessknowntoherbeforehelefttownfortheLongVacation.
Aftersomementaldebatingofthepoint,hecametotheconclusionthatitwouldbeaswelltogetallthepreliminariesdonewith,andtheycouldthenarrangeattheirleisurewhetherheshouldgiveherhishandaweekortwobeforeMichaelmasTerm,orinthelittleChristmasvacationbetweenitandHilary.
Astothestrengthofhiscase,hehadnotadoubtaboutit,butclearlysawhiswaytotheverdict.
Arguedwiththejuryonsubstantialworldlygroundstheonlygroundseverworthtakingintoaccountitwasaplaincase,andhadnotaweakspotinit.
Hecalledhimselffortheplaintiff,therewasnogettingoverhisevidence,thecounselforthedefendantthrewuphisbrief,andthejurydidnoteventurntoconsider.
Aftertryingit,Stryver,C.J.,wassatisfiedthatnoplainercasecouldbe.
Accordingly,Mr.StryverinauguratedtheLongVacationwithaformalproposaltotakeMissManettetoVauxhallGardens;thatfailing,toRanelagh;thatunaccountablyfailingtoo,itbehovedhimtopresenthimselfinSoho,andtheredeclarehisnoblemind.
TowardsSoho,therefore,Mr.StryvershoulderedhiswayfromtheTemple,whilethebloomoftheLongVacation’sinfancywasstilluponit.
AnybodywhohadseenhimprojectinghimselfintoSohowhilehewasyetonSaintDunstan’ssideofTempleBar,burstinginhisfull-blownwayalongthepavement,tothejostlementofallweakerpeople,mighthaveseenhowsafeandstronghewas.
HiswaytakinghimpastTellson’s,andhebothbankingatTellson’sandknowingMr.LorryastheintimatefriendoftheManettes,itenteredMr.Stryver’smindtoenterthebank,andrevealtoMr.LorrythebrightnessoftheSohohorizon.
So,hepushedopenthedoorwiththeweakrattleinitsthroat,stumbleddownthetwosteps,gotpastthetwoancientcashiers,andshoulderedhimselfintothemustybackclosetwhereMr.Lorrysatatgreatbooksruledforfigures,withperpendicularironbarstohiswindowasifthatwereruledforfigurestoo,andeverythingunderthecloudswereasum.
Halloa!saidMr.Stryver.Howdoyoudo?Ihopeyouarewell!
ItwasStryver’sgrandpeculiaritythathealwaysseemedtoobigforanyplace,orspace.
HewassomuchtoobigforTellson’s,thatoldclerksindistantcornerslookedupwithlooksofremonstrance,asthoughhesqueezedthemagainstthewall.
TheHouseitself,magnificentlyreadingthepaperquiteinthefar-offperspective,lowereddispleased,asiftheStryverheadhadbeenbuttedintoitsresponsiblewaistcoat.
ThediscreetMr.Lorrysaid,inasampletoneofthevoicehewouldrecommendunderthecircumstances,Howdoyoudo,Mr.Stryver?Howdoyoudo,sir?andshookhands.
Therewasapeculiarityinhismannerofshakinghands,alwaystobeseeninanyclerkatTellson’swhoshookhandswithacustomerwhentheHousepervadedtheair.
Heshookinaself-abnegatingway,asonewhoshookforTellsonandCo.
CanIdoanythingforyou,Mr.Stryver?askedMr.Lorry,inhisbusinesscharacter.
Why,no,thankyou;thisisaprivatevisittoyourself,Mr.Lorry;Ihavecomeforaprivateword.
Ohindeed!saidMr.Lorry,bendingdownhisear,whilehiseyestrayedtotheHouseafaroff.
Iamgoing,saidMr.Stryver,leaninghisarmsconfidentiallyonthedesk:whereupon,althoughitwasalargedoubleone,thereappearedtobenothalfdeskenoughforhim:Iamgoingtomakeanofferofmyselfinmarriagetoyouragreeablelittlefriend,MissManette,Mr.Lorry.
Ohdearme!criedMr.Lorry,rubbinghischin,andlookingathisvisitordubiously.
Ohdearme,sir?repeatedStryver,drawingback.Ohdearyou,sir?Whatmayyourmeaningbe,Mr.Lorry?
Mymeaning,answeredthemanofbusiness,is,ofcourse,friendlyandappreciative,andthatitdoesyouthegreatestcredit,andinshort,mymeaningiseverythingyoucoulddesire.
Butreally,youknow,Mr.StryverMr.Lorrypaused,andshookhisheadathimintheoddestmanner,asifhewerecompelledagainsthiswilltoadd,internally,youknowtherereallyissomuchtoomuchofyou!
Well!saidStryver,slappingthedeskwithhiscontentioushand,openinghiseyeswider,andtakingalongbreath,ifIunderstandyou,Mr.Lorry,I’llbehanged!
Mr.Lorryadjustedhislittlewigatbothearsasameanstowardsthatend,andbitthefeatherofapen.
Dnitall,sir!saidStryver,staringathim,amInoteligible?
Ohdearyes!Yes.Ohyes,you’reeligible!saidMr.Lorry.Ifyousayeligible,youareeligible.
AmInotprosperous?askedStryver.
Oh!ifyoucometoprosperous,youareprosperous,saidMr.Lorry.
Andadvancing?
Ifyoucometoadvancingyouknow,saidMr.Lorry,delightedtobeabletomakeanotheradmission,nobodycandoubtthat.
Thenwhatonearthisyourmeaning,Mr.Lorry?demandedStryver,perceptiblycrestfallen.
Well!IWereyougoingtherenow?askedMr.Lorry.
Straight!saidStryver,withaplumpofhisfistonthedesk.
ThenIthinkIwouldn’t,ifIwasyou.
Why?saidStryver.Now,I’llputyouinacorner,forensicallyshakingaforefingerathim.Youareamanofbusinessandboundtohaveareason.Stateyourreason.Whywouldn’tyougo?
Because,saidMr.Lorry,Iwouldn’tgoonsuchanobjectwithouthavingsomecausetobelievethatIshouldsucceed.
DnME!criedStryver,butthisbeatseverything.
Mr.LorryglancedatthedistantHouse,andglancedattheangryStryver.
Here’samanofbusinessamanofyearsamanofexperienceINaBank,saidStryver;andhavingsummedupthreeleadingreasonsforcompletesuccess,hesaysthere’snoreasonatall!Saysitwithhisheadon!
Mr.Stryverremarkeduponthepeculiarityasifitwouldhavebeeninfinitelylessremarkableifhehadsaiditwithhisheadoff.
WhenIspeakofsuccess,Ispeakofsuccesswiththeyounglady;andwhenIspeakofcausesandreasonstomakesuccessprobable,Ispeakofcausesandreasonsthatwilltellassuchwiththeyounglady.
Theyounglady,mygoodsir,saidMr.Lorry,mildlytappingtheStryverarm,theyounglady.Theyoungladygoesbeforeall.
Thenyoumeantotellme,Mr.Lorry,saidStryver,squaringhiselbows,thatitisyourdeliberateopinionthattheyoungladyatpresentinquestionisamincingFool?
Notexactlyso.Imeantotellyou,Mr.Stryver,saidMr.Lorry,reddening,thatIwillhearnodisrespectfulwordofthatyoungladyfromanylips;andthatifIknewanymanwhichIhopeIdonotwhosetastewassocoarse,andwhosetemperwassooverbearing,thathecouldnotrestrainhimselffromspeakingdisrespectfullyofthatyoungladyatthisdesk,notevenTellson’sshouldpreventmygivinghimapieceofmymind.
ThenecessityofbeingangryinasuppressedtonehadputMr.Stryver’sblood-vesselsintoadangerousstatewhenitwashisturntobeangry;Mr.Lorry’sveins,methodicalastheircoursescouldusuallybe,wereinnobetterstatenowitwashisturn.
ThatiswhatImeantotellyou,sir,saidMr.Lorry.Praylettherebenomistakeaboutit.
Mr.Stryversuckedtheendofarulerforalittlewhile,andthenstoodhittingatuneoutofhisteethwithit,whichprobablygavehimthetoothache.Hebroketheawkwardsilencebysaying:
Thisissomethingnewtome,Mr.Lorry.YoudeliberatelyadvisemenottogouptoSohoandoffermyselfMYself,StryveroftheKing’sBenchbar?
Doyouaskmeformyadvice,Mr.Stryver?
Yes,Ido.
Verygood.ThenIgiveit,andyouhaverepeateditcorrectly.
AndallIcansayofitis,laughedStryverwithavexedlaugh,thatthisha,ha!beatseverythingpast,present,andtocome.
Nowunderstandme,pursuedMr.Lorry.Asamanofbusiness,Iamnotjustifiedinsayinganythingaboutthismatter,for,asamanofbusiness,Iknownothingofit.
But,asanoldfellow,whohascarriedMissManetteinhisarms,whoisthetrustedfriendofMissManetteandofherfathertoo,andwhohasagreataffectionforthemboth,Ihavespoken.
Theconfidenceisnotofmyseeking,recollect.Now,youthinkImaynotberight?
NotI!saidStryver,whistling.
Ican’tundertaketofindthirdpartiesincommonsense;Icanonlyfinditformyself.
Isupposesenseincertainquarters;yousupposemincingbread-and-butternonsense.
It’snewtome,butyouareright,Idaresay.
WhatIsuppose,Mr.Stryver,IclaimtocharacteriseformyselfAndunderstandme,sir,saidMr.Lorry,quicklyflushingagain,IwillnotnotevenatTellson’shaveitcharacterisedformebyanygentlemanbreathing.
There!Ibegyourpardon!saidStryver.
Granted.Thankyou.
Well,Mr.Stryver,Iwasabouttosay:itmightbepainfultoyoutofindyourselfmistaken,itmightbepainfultoDoctorManettetohavethetaskofbeingexplicitwithyou,itmightbeverypainfultoMissManettetohavethetaskofbeingexplicitwithyou.
YouknowthetermsuponwhichIhavethehonourandhappinesstostandwiththefamily.
Ifyouplease,committingyouinnoway,representingyouinnoway,Iwillundertaketocorrectmyadvicebytheexerciseofalittlenewobservationandjudgmentexpresslybroughttobearuponit.
Ifyoushouldthenbedissatisfiedwithit,youcanbuttestitssoundnessforyourself;if,ontheotherhand,youshouldbesatisfiedwithit,anditshouldbewhatitnowis,itmayspareallsideswhatisbestspared.Whatdoyousay?
Howlongwouldyoukeepmeintown?
Oh!Itisonlyaquestionofafewhours.IcouldgotoSohointheevening,andcometoyourchambersafterwards.
ThenIsayyes,saidStryver:Iwon’tgouptherenow,Iamnotsohotuponitasthatcomesto;Isayyes,andIshallexpectyoutolookinto-night.Goodmorning.
ThenMr.StryverturnedandburstoutoftheBank,causingsuchaconcussionofaironhispassagethrough,thattostandupagainstitbowingbehindthetwocounters,requiredtheutmostremainingstrengthofthetwoancientclerks.
Thosevenerableandfeeblepersonswerealwaysseenbythepublicintheactofbowing,andwerepopularlybelieved,whentheyhadbowedacustomerout,stilltokeeponbowingintheemptyofficeuntiltheybowedanothercustomerin.
Thebarristerwaskeenenoughtodivinethatthebankerwouldnothavegonesofarinhisexpressionofopiniononanylesssolidgroundthanmoralcertainty.
Unpreparedashewasforthelargepillhehadtoswallow,hegotitdown.
Andnow,saidMr.Stryver,shakinghisforensicforefingerattheTempleingeneral,whenitwasdown,mywayoutofthis,is,toputyouallinthewrong.
ItwasabitoftheartofanOldBaileytactician,inwhichhefoundgreatrelief.Youshallnotputmeinthewrong,younglady,saidMr.Stryver;I’lldothatforyou.
Accordingly,whenMr.Lorrycalledthatnightaslateasteno’clock,Mr.Stryver,amongaquantityofbooksandpaperslitteredoutforthepurpose,seemedtohavenothinglessonhismindthanthesubjectofthemorning.
HeevenshowedsurprisewhenhesawMr.Lorry,andwasaltogetherinanabsentandpreoccupiedstate.
Well!saidthatgood-naturedemissary,afterafullhalf-hourofbootlessattemptstobringhimroundtothequestion.IhavebeentoSoho.
ToSoho?repeatedMr.Stryver,coldly.Oh,tobesure!WhatamIthinkingof!
AndIhavenodoubt,saidMr.Lorry,thatIwasrightintheconversationwehad.Myopinionisconfirmed,andIreiteratemyadvice.
Iassureyou,returnedMr.Stryver,inthefriendliestway,thatIamsorryforitonyouraccount,andsorryforitonthepoorfather’saccount.
Iknowthismustalwaysbeasoresubjectwiththefamily;letussaynomoreaboutit.
Idon’tunderstandyou,saidMr.Lorry.
Idaresaynot,rejoinedStryver,noddinghisheadinasmoothingandfinalway;nomatter,nomatter.
Butitdoesmatter,Mr.Lorryurged.
Noitdoesn’t;Iassureyouitdoesn’t.
Havingsupposedthattherewassensewherethereisnosense,andalaudableambitionwherethereisnotalaudableambition,Iamwelloutofmymistake,andnoharmisdone.
Youngwomenhavecommittedsimilarfolliesoftenbefore,andhaverepentedtheminpovertyandobscurityoftenbefore.
Inanunselfishaspect,Iamsorrythatthethingisdropped,becauseitwouldhavebeenabadthingformeinaworldlypointofview;inaselfishaspect,Iamgladthatthethinghasdropped,becauseitwouldhavebeenabadthingformeinaworldlypointofviewitishardlynecessarytosayIcouldhavegainednothingbyit.Thereisnoharmatalldone.
Ihavenotproposedtotheyounglady,and,betweenourselves,Iambynomeanscertain,onreflection,thatIevershouldhavecommittedmyselftothatextent.
Mr.Lorry,youcannotcontrolthemincingvanitiesandgiddinessesofempty-headedgirls;youmustnotexpecttodoit,oryouwillalwaysbedisappointed.Now,praysaynomoreaboutit.
Itellyou,Iregretitonaccountofothers,butIamsatisfiedonmyownaccount.
AndIamreallyverymuchobligedtoyouforallowingmetosoundyou,andforgivingmeyouradvice;youknowtheyoungladybetterthanIdo;youwereright,itneverwouldhavedone.
Mr.Lorrywassotakenaback,thathelookedquitestupidlyatMr.Stryvershoulderinghimtowardsthedoor,withanappearanceofshoweringgenerosity,forbearance,andgoodwill,onhiserringhead.
Makethebestofit,mydearsir,saidStryver;saynomoreaboutit;thankyouagainforallowingmetosoundyou;goodnight!
Mr.Lorrywasoutinthenight,beforeheknewwherehewas.Mr.Stryverwaslyingbackonhissofa,winkingathisceiling.
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