“Cometome,mylittlegentleman,”saidourhostess,liftingBrunointoherlap,”andtellmeeverything.” “Ica’n’t,”saidBruno.“Therewouldn’tbetime.Besides,Idon’tknoweverything.” Thegoodwomanlookedalittlepuzzled,andturnedtoSylvieforhelp.“Doeshelikeriding?”sheasked. “Yes,Ithinkso,”Sylviegentlyreplied.“He’sjusthadarideonNero.” “Ah,Nero’sagranddog,isn’the?Wereyoueveroutsideahorse,mylittleman?” “Always!”Brunosaidwithgreatdecision.“Neverwasinsideone.Wasoo?” HereIthoughtitwelltointerpose,andtomentionthebusinessonwhichwehadcome,andsorelievedher,forafewminutes,fromBruno’sperplexingquestions. “Andthosedearchildrenwilllikeabitofcake,I’llwarrant!” saidthefarmer’shospitablewife,whenthebusinesswasconcluded,assheopenedhercupboard,andbroughtoutacake. “Anddon’tyouwastethecrust,littlegentleman!” sheadded,asshehandedagoodsliceofittoBruno. “Youknowwhatthepoetry-booksaysaboutwilfulwaste?” “No,Idon’t,”saidBruno.“Whatdooshesayaboutit,” “Tellhim,Bessie!”Andthemotherlookeddown,proudlyandlovingly,onarosylittlemaiden,whohadjustcreptshylyintotheroom,andwasleaningagainstherknee. “What’sthatyourpoetry-booksaysaboutwilfulwaste?” “Forwilfulwastemakeswoefulwant,”Bessierecited,inanalmostinaudiblewhisper:“andyoumaylivetosay‘HowmuchIwishIhadthecrustthatthenIthrewaway!’” “Nowtryifyoucansayit,mydear!Forwilful—” “Forwifful—sumfinoruvver”Brunobegan,readilyenough;andthentherecameadeadpause.“Ca’n’tremembernomore!” “Well,whatdoyoulearnfromit,then?Youcantellusthat,atanyrate?” Brunoatealittlemorecake,andconsidered:butthemoraldidnotseemtohimtobeaveryobviousone. “Alwaysto—”Sylviepromptedhiminawhisper. “Alwaysto—”Brunosoftlyrepeated:andthen,withsuddeninspiration,“alwaystolookwhereitgoesto!” “Wherewhatgoesto,darling?” “Whythecrust,acourse!”saidBruno.“Then,ifIlivedtosay‘HowmuchIwissIhadthecrust‘(andallthat),I’dknowwhereIfrewitto!” Thisnewinterpretationquitepuzzledthegoodwoman. Shereturnedtothesubjectof“Bessie”. “Wouldn’tyouliketoseeBessie’sdoll,mydears! Bessie,takethelittleladyandgentlemantoseeMatildaJane!” Bessie’sshynessthawedawayinamoment.“MatildaJanehasjustwokeup,”shestated,confidentially,toSylvie.“Won’tyouhelpmeonwithherfrock?Themstringsissuchabothertotie!” “Icantiestrings,”weheard,inSylvie’sgentlevoice,asthetwolittlegirlslefttheroomtogether. Brunoignoredthewholeproceeding,andstrolledtothewindow,quitewiththeairofafashionablegentleman. Littlegirls,anddolls,werenotatallinhisline. Andforthwiththefondmotherproceededtotellme(aswhatmotherisnotreadytodo?) ofallBessie’svirtues(andvicestoo,forthematterofthat)andofthemanyfearfulmaladieswhich,notwithstandingthoseruddycheeksandthatplumplittlefigure,hadnearly,timeandagain,sweptherfromthefaceoftheearth. Whenthefullstreamoflovingmemorieshadnearlyrunitselfout,Ibegantoquestionherabouttheworkingmenofthatneighbourhood,andspeciallythe“Willie”‘whomwehadheardofathiscottage. “Hewasagoodfellowonce,”saidmykindhostess:“butit’sthedrinkhasruinedhim! NotthatI’drobthemofthedrink—it’sgoodforthemostofthem—butthere’ssomeasistooweaktostandagin’temptations:it’sathousandpities,forthem,astheyeverbuilttheGoldenLionatthecornerthere!” “TheGoldenLion?”Irepeated. “It’sthenewPublic,”myhostessexplained. “Anditstandsrightintheway,andhandyfortheworkmen,astheycomebackfromthebrickfields,asitmightbeto-day,withtheirweek’swages.Adealofmoneygetswastedthatway.Andsomeof‘emgetsdrunk.” “Ifonlytheycouldhaveitintheirownhouses—”Imused,hardlyknowingIhadsaidthewordsoutloud. “That’sit!”sheeagerlyexclaimed. Itwasevidentlyasolution,oftheproblem,thatshehadalreadythoughtout. “Ifonlyyoucouldmanage,so’seachmantohavehisownlittlebarrelinhisownhouse—there’dhardlybeadrunkenmaninthelengthandbreadthoftheland!” AndthenItoldhertheoldstory—aboutacertaincottagerwhoboughthimselfalittlebarrelofbeer,andinstalledhiswifeasbar-keeper:andhow,everytimehewantedhismugofbeer,heregularlypaidheroverthecounterforit:andhowsheneverwouldlethimgoon“tick”,andwasaperfectlyinflexiblebar-keeperinneverlettinghimhavemorethanhisproperallowance:andhow,everytimethebarrelneededrefilling,shehadplentytodoitwith,andsomethingoverforhermoney-box:andhow,attheendoftheyear,henotonlyfoundhimselfinfirst-ratehealthandspirits,withthatundefinablebutquiteunmistakableairwhichalwaysdistinguishesthesobermanfromtheonewhotakes“adroptoomuch”,buthadquiteaboxfullofmoney,allsavedoutofhisownpence! “Ifonlythey’dalldolikethat!”saidthegoodwoman,wipinghereyes,whichwereoverflowingwithkindlysympathy.“Drinkhadn’tneedtobethecurseitistosome—” “Onlyacurse”,Isaid,“whenitisusedwrongly. AnyofGod’sgiftsmaybeturnedintoacurse,unlessweuseitwisely.Butwemustbegettinghome.Wouldyoucallthelittlegirls? MatildaJanehasseenenoughofcompany,foroneday,I’msure!” “I’llfind‘eminaminute,”saidmyhostess,assherosetoleavetheroom.“Maybethatyounggentlemansawwhichwaytheywent?” “Wherearethey,Bruno?”Isaid. “Theyain’tinthefield,”wasBruno’sratherevasivereply,“‘causethere’snothingbutpigsthere,andSylvieisn’tapig. Nowdon’tinterruptmeanymore,‘causeI’mtellingastorytothisfly;anditwo’n’tattend!” “They’reamongtheapples,I’llwarrant‘em!”saidtheFarmer’swife. SoweleftBrunotofinishhisstory,andwentoutintotheorchard,wherewesooncameuponthechildren,walkingsedatelysidebyside,Sylviecarryingthedoll,whilelittleBesscarefullyshadeditsface,withalargecabbage-leafforaparasol. Assoonastheycaughtsightofus,littleBessdroppedhercabbage-leafandcamerunningtomeetus,Sylviefollowingmoreslowly,asherpreciouschargeevidentlyneededgreatcareandattention. “I’mitsMamma,andSylvie’stheHead-Nurse,”Bessieexplained:“andSylvie’staughtmeeversuchaprettysong,formetosingtoMatildaJane!” “Let’shearitoncemore,Sylvie,”Isaid,delightedatgettingthechanceIhadlongwishedfor,ofhearinghersing.ButSylvieturnedshyandfrightenedinamoment. “No,pleasenot!”shesaid,inanearnest“aside”tome.“Bessieknowsitquiteperfectnow.Bessiecansingit!” “Aye,aye!LetBessiesingit!”saidtheproudmother.“Bessiehasabonnyvoiceofherown,”(thisagainwasan“aside”tome)“thoughIsayitasshouldn’t!” Bessiewasonlytoohappytoacceptthe“encore”. SotheplumplittleMammasatdownatourfeet,withherhideousdaughterrecliningstifflyacrossherlap(itwasoneofakindthatwo’n’tsitdown,underanyamountofpersuasion),and,withafacesimplybeamingwithdelight,beganthelullaby,inashoutthatoughttohavefrightenedthepoorbabyintofits. TheHead-Nursecroucheddownbehindher,keepingherselfrespectfullyinthebackground,withherhandsontheshouldersofherlittlemistress,soastobereadytoactasPrompter,ifrequired,andtosupply“eachgapinfaithlessmemoryvoid”. Theshout,withwhichshebegan,provedtobeonlyamomentaryeffort. Afteraveryfewnotes,Bessietoneddown,andsangoninasmallbutverysweetvoice. Atfirsthergreatblackeyeswerefixedonhermother,butsoonhergazewanderedupwards,amongtheapples,andsheseemedtohavequiteforgottenthatshehadanyotheraudiencethanherBaby,andherHead-Nurse,whoonceortwicesupplied,almostinaudibly,therightnote,whenthesingerwasgettingalittle“flat”. “MatildaJane,youneverlook Ishowyouprettythingsinvain— Youmustbeblind,MatildaJane “Iaskyouriddles,tellyoutales, Butallourconversationfails: Ifearyou’redumb,MatildaJane! “Matilda,darling,whenIcall, Ishoutwithallmymightandmain— butyou’resodeaf,MatildaJane! “MatildaJane,youneedn’tmind: For,thoughyou’redeaf,anddumb,andblind, There’ssomeonelovesyou,itisplain— Andthatisme,MatildaJane!” Shesangthreeoftheversesinaratherperfunctorystyle,butthelaststanzaevidentlyexcitedthelittlemaiden. Hervoicerose,everclearerandlouder:shehadaraptlookonherface,asifsuddenlyinspired,and,asshesangthelastfewwords,sheclaspedtoherhearttheinattentiveMatildaJane. “Kissitnow!”promptedtheHead-Nurse.AndinamomentthesimperingmeaninglessfaceoftheBabywascoveredwithashowerofpassionatekisses. “Whatabonnysong!”criedtheFarmer’swife.“Whomadethewords,dearie?” “I—IthinkI’lllookforBruno,”Sylviesaiddemurely,andleftushastily.Thecuriouschildseemedalwaysafraidofbeingpraised,orevennoticed. “Sylvieplannedthewords,”Bessieinformedus,proudofhersuperiorinformation:“andBrunoplannedthemusic—andIsangit!”(thislastcircumstance,bytheway,wedidnotneedtobetold). SowefollowedSylvie,andallenteredtheparlourtogether. Brunowasstillstandingatthewindow,withhiselbowsonthesill. Hehad,apparently,finishedthestorythathewastellingtothefly,andhadfoundanewoccupation.“Don’timperrupt!”hesaidaswecamein.“I’mcountingthePigsinthefield!” “Howmanyarethere?”Ienquired. “Aboutathousandandfour,”saidBruno. “Youmean‘aboutathousand’,”Sylviecorrectedhim.“There’snogoodsaying’andfour:youca’n’tbesureaboutthefour!” “Andyou’reaswrongasever!”Brunoexclaimedtriumphantly.“It’sjustthefourIcanbesureabout;‘causethey’rehere,grubblingunderthewindow!It’sthethousandIisn’tprufficklysureabout!” “Butsomeofthemhavegoneintothesty,”Sylviesaid,leaningoverhimtolookoutofthewindow. “Yes,”saidBruno;“buttheywentsoslowlyandsofewly,Ididn’tcaretocountthem.” “Wemustbegoing,children,”Isaid.“WishBessiegood-bye.” Sylvieflungherarmsroundthelittlemaiden’sneck,andkissedher:butBrunostoodaloof,lookingunusuallyshy.(”IneverkissnobodybutSylvie!”heexplainedtomeafterwards.) TheFarmer’swifeshowedusout:andweweresoononourwaybacktoElveston. “Andthat’sthenewpublic-housethatweweretalkingabout,Isuppose?”Isaid,aswecameinsightofalonglowbuilding,withthewords“THEGOLDENLION”overthedoor. “Yes,that’sit,”saidSylvie.“IwonderifherWillie’sinside?Runin,Bruno,andseeifhe’sthere.” Iinterposed,feelingthatBrunowas,inasortofway,inmycare. “That’snotaplacetosendachildinto.” Foralreadytherevellersweregettingnoisy:andawilddiscordofsinging,shouting,andmeaninglesslaughtercametousthroughtheopenwindows. “Theywo’n’tseehim,youknow,”Sylvieexplained.“Waitaminute,Bruno!” Sheclaspedthejewel,thatalwayshungroundherneck,betweenthepalmsofherhands,andmutteredafewwordstoherself. WhattheywereIcouldnotatallmakeout,butsomemysteriouschangeseemedinstantlytopassoverus. Myfeetseemedtomenolongertopresstheground,andthedream-likefeelingcameuponme,thatIwassuddenlyendowedwiththepoweroffloatingintheair. Icouldstilljustseethechildren:buttheirformswereshadowyandunsubstantial,andtheirvoicessoundedasiftheycamefromsomedistantplaceandtime,theyweresounreal. However,IofferednofurtheroppositiontoBruno’sgoingintothehouse.Hewasbackagaininafewmoments.“No,heisn’tcomeyet,”hesaid. “They’retalkingabouthiminside,andsayinghowdrunkhewaslastweek.” Whilehewasspeaking,oneofthemenloungedoutthroughthedoor,apipeinonehandandamugofbeerintheother,andcrossedtowherewewerestanding,soastogetabetterviewalongtheroad. Twoorthreeothersleanedoutthroughtheopenwindow,eachholdinghismugofbeer,withredfacesandsleepyeyes.“Canstseehim,lad?”oneofthemasked. “Idunnotknow,”themansaid,takingastepforwards,whichbroughtusnearlyfacetoface. Sylviehastilypulledmeoutofhisway.“Thanks,child,”Isaid.“Ihadforgottenhecouldn’tseeus. WhatwouldhavehappenedifIhadstayedinhisway?” “Idon’tknow,”Sylviesaidgravely.“Itwouldn’tmattertous;butyoumaybedifferent.” Shesaidthisinherusualvoice,butthemantooknosortofnotice,thoughshewasstandingcloseinfrontofhim,andlookingupintohisfaceasshespoke. “He’scomingnow!”criedBruno,pointingdowntheroad. “Hebea-coominnoo!”echoedtheman,stretchingouthisarmexactlyoverBruno’shead,andpointingwithhispipe. “Thenchorusagin!”wasshoutedoutbyoneofthered-facedmeninthewindow:andforthwithadozenvoicesyelled,toaharshdiscordantmelody,therefrain: “There’shim,an’yo’,an’me, Themanloungedbackagaintothehouse,joininglustilyinthechorusashewent:sothatonlythechildrenandIwereintheroadwhen“Willie”cameup.