Onceuponatimetherewasaverybeautifuldoll’s-house;itwasredbrickwithwhitewindows,andithadrealmuslincurtainsandafrontdoorandachimney. ItbelongedtotwodollscalledLucindaandJane;atleastitbelongedtoLucinda,butsheneverorderedmeals. JanewastheCook;butsheneverdidanycooking,becausethedinnerhadbeenboughtready-made,inaboxfullofshavings. Thereweretworedlobstersandaham,afish,apudding,andsomepearsandoranges. Theywouldnotcomeofftheplates,buttheywereextremelybeautiful. OnemorningLucindaandJanehadgoneoutforadriveinthedoll’sperambulator. Therewasnooneinthenursery,anditwasveryquiet. Presentlytherewasalittlescuffling,scratchingnoiseinacornernearthefireplace,wheretherewasaholeundertheskirting-board. TomThumbputouthisheadforamoment,andthenpoppeditinagain.TomThumbwasamouse. Aminuteafterwards,HuncaMunca,hiswife,putherheadout,too;andwhenshesawthattherewasnooneinthenursery,sheventuredoutontheoilclothunderthecoal-box. Thedoll’s-housestoodattheothersideofthefire-place.TomThumbandHuncaMuncawentcautiouslyacrossthehearthrug.Theypushedthefrontdoor—itwasnotfast. TomThumbandHuncaMuncawentupstairsandpeepedintothedining-room.Thentheysqueakedwithjoy! Suchalovelydinnerwaslaidoutuponthetable!Thereweretinspoons,andleadknivesandforks,andtwodolly-chairs—allSOconvenient! TomThumbsettoworkatoncetocarvetheham.Itwasabeautifulshinyyellow,streakedwithred. Theknifecrumpledupandhurthim;heputhisfingerinhismouth. “Itisnotboiledenough;itishard.Youhaveatry,HuncaMunca.” HuncaMuncastoodupinherchair,andchoppedatthehamwithanotherleadknife. “It’sashardasthehamsatthecheesemonger’s,”saidHuncaMunca. Thehambrokeofftheplatewithajerk,androlledunderthetable. “Letitalone,”saidTomThumb;“givemesomefish,HuncaMunca!” HuncaMuncatriedeverytinspooninturn;thefishwasgluedtothedish. ThenTomThumblosthistemper.Heputthehaminthemiddleofthefloor,andhititwiththetongsandwiththeshovel—bang,bang,smash,smash! Thehamflewallintopieces,forunderneaththeshinypaintitwasmadeofnothingbutplaster! ThentherewasnoendtotherageanddisappointmentofTomThumbandHuncaMunca.Theybrokeupthepudding,thelobsters,thepearsandtheoranges. Asthefishwouldnotcomeofftheplate,theyputitintothered-hotcrinklypaperfireinthekitchen;butitwouldnotburneither. TomThumbwentupthekitchenchimneyandlookedoutatthetop—therewasnosoot. WhileTomThumbwasupthechimney,HuncaMuncahadanotherdisappointment. Shefoundsometinycanistersuponthedresser,labeled—Rice—Coffee—Sago—butwhensheturnedthemupsidedown,therewasnothinginsideexceptredandbluebeads. Thenthosemicesettoworktodoallthemischieftheycould—especiallyTomThumb!HetookJane’sclothesoutofthechestofdrawersinherbedroom,andhethrewthemoutofthetopfloorwindow. ButHuncaMuncahadafrugalmind.AfterpullinghalfthefeathersoutofLucinda’sbolster,sherememberedthatsheherselfwasinwantofafeatherbed. WithTomThumbs’sassistanceshecarriedthebolsterdownstairs,andacrossthehearth-rug.Itwasdifficulttosqueezethebolsterintothemouse-hole;buttheymanageditsomehow. ThenHuncaMuncawentbackandfetchedachair,abook-case,abird-cage,andseveralsmalloddsandends.Thebook-caseandthebird-cagerefusedtogointothemousehole. HuncaMuncaleftthembehindthecoal-box,andwenttofetchacradle. HuncaMuncawasjustreturningwithanotherchair,whensuddenlytherewasanoiseoftalkingoutsideuponthelanding.Themicerushedbacktotheirhole,andthedollscameintothenursery. WhatasightmettheeyesofJaneandLucinda!Lucindasatupontheupsetkitchenstoveandstared;andJaneleantagainstthekitchendresserandsmiled—butneitherofthemmadeanyremark. Thebook-caseandthebird-cagewererescuedfromunderthecoal-box—butHuncaMuncahasgotthecradle,andsomeofLucinda’sclothes. Shealsohassomeusefulpotsandpans,andseveralotherthings. Thelittlegirlthatthedoll’s-housebelongedto,said,—“Iwillgetadolldressedlikeapoliceman!” Butthenursesaid,—“Iwillsetamouse-trap!” SothatisthestoryofthetwoBadMice,—buttheywerenotsoveryverynaughtyafterall,becauseTomThumbpaidforeverythinghebroke. Hefoundacrookedsixpenceunderthehearth-rug;anduponChristmasEve,heandHuncaMuncastuffeditintooneofthestockingsofLucindaandJane. Andveryearlyeverymorning—beforeanybodyisawake—HuncaMuncacomeswithherdust-panandherbroomtosweepthedollies’house!