Ihavemademanybooksaboutwell-behavedpeople.Now,forachange,Iamgoingtomakeastoryabouttwodisagreeablepeople,calledTommyBrockandMr.Tod. NobodycouldcallMr.Tod“nice.”Therabbitscouldnotbearhim;theycouldsmellhimhalfamileoff.Hewasofawanderinghabitandhehadfoxywhiskers;theyneverknewwherehewouldbenext. Onedayhewaslivinginastick-houseinthecoppice[grove],causingterrortothefamilyofoldMr.BenjaminBouncer. Nextdayhemovedintoapollardwillownearthelake,frighteningthewildducksandthewaterrats. InwinterandearlyspringhemightgenerallybefoundinanearthamongsttherocksatthetopofBullBanks,underOatmealCrag. Hehadhalfadozenhouses,buthewasseldomathome. ThehouseswerenotalwaysemptywhenMr.TodmovedOUT;becausesometimesTommyBrockmovedIN;(withoutaskingleave). TommyBrockwasashortbristlyfatwaddlingpersonwithagrin;hegrinnedalloverhisface.Hewasnotniceinhishabits. Heatewaspnestsandfrogsandworms;andhewaddledaboutbymoonlight,diggingthingsup. Hisclotheswereverydirty;andashesleptinthedaytime,healwayswenttobedinhisboots.Andthebed,whichhewenttobedinwasgenerallyMr.Tod’s. NowTommyBrockdidoccasionallyeatrabbitpie;butitwasonlyverylittleyoungonesoccasionally,whenotherfoodwasreallyscarce. HewasfriendlywitholdMr.Bouncer;theyagreedindislikingthewickedottersandMr.Tod;theyoftentalkedoverthatpainfulsubject. OldMr.Bouncerwasstrickeninyears.Hesatinthespringsunshineoutsidetheburrow,inamuffler;smokingapipeofrabbittobacco. HelivedwithhissonBenjaminBunnyandhisdaughter-in-lawFlopsy,whohadayoungfamily.OldMr.Bouncerwasinchargeofthefamilythatafternoon,becauseBenjaminandFlopsyhadgoneout. Thelittlerabbitbabieswerejustoldenoughtoopentheirblueeyesandkick. Theylayinafluffybedofrabbitwoolandhay,inashallowburrow,separatefromthemainrabbithole. Totellthetruth—oldMr.Bouncerhadforgottenthem. Hesatinthesun,andconversedcordiallywithTommyBrock,whowaspassingthroughthewoodwithasackandalittlespudwhichheusedfordigging,andsomemoletraps. Hecomplainedbitterlyaboutthescarcityofpheasants’eggs,andaccusedMr.Todofpoachingthem. Andtheottershadclearedoffallthefrogswhilehewasasleepinwinter—“Ihavenothadagoodsquaremealforafort-night,Iamlivingonpig-nuts. Ishallhavetoturnvegetarianandeatmyowntail!”saidTommyBrock. Itwasnotmuchofajoke,butittickledoldMr.Bouncer;becauseTommyBrockwassofatandstumpyandgrinning. SooldMr.Bouncerlaughed;andpressedTommyBrocktocomeinside,totasteasliceofseedcakeand“aglassofmydaughterFlopsy’scowslipwine.” TommyBrocksqueezedhimselfintotherabbitholewithalacrity. ThenoldMr.Bouncersmokedanotherpipe,andgaveTommyBrockacabbageleafcigarwhichwassoverystrongthatitmadeTommyBrockgrinmorethanever;andthesmokefilledtheburrow. OldMr.Bouncercoughedandlaughed;andTommyBrockpuffedandgrinned. AndMr.Bouncerlaughedandcoughed,andshuthiseyesbecauseofthecabbagesmoke. WhenFlopsyandBenjamincamebackoldMr.Bouncerwokeup.TommyBrockandalltheyoungrabbitbabieshaddisappeared! Mr.Bouncerwouldnotconfessthathehadadmittedanybodyintotherabbithole. Butthesmellofbadgerwasundeniable;andtherewereroundheavyfootmarksinthesand. Hewasindisgrace;Flopsywrungherears,andslappedhim. BenjaminBunnysetoffatonceafterTommyBrock. Therewasnotmuchdifficultyintrackinghim;hehadlefthisfoot-markandgoneslowlyupthewindingfootpaththroughthewood. Herehehadrootedupthemossandwoodsorrel. Therehehaddugquiteadeepholefordogdarnel;andhadsetamoletrap.Alittlestreamcrossedtheway. Benjaminskippedlightlyoverdry-foot;thebadger’sheavystepsshowedplainlyinthemud. Thepathledtoapartofthethicketwherethetreeshadbeencleared;therewereleafyoakstumps,andaseaofbluehyacinths—butthesmellthatmadeBenjaminstopwasNOTthesmellofflowers! Mr.Tod’sstickhousewasbeforehim;and,foronce,Mr.Todwasathome.Therewasnotonlyafoxyflavorinproofofit—therewassmokecomingoutofthebrokenpailthatservedasachimney. BenjaminBunnysatup,staring,hiswhiskerstwitched.Insidethestickhousesomebodydroppedaplate,andsaidsomething.Benjaminstampedhisfoot,andbolted. Heneverstoppedtillhecametotheothersideofthewood.ApparentlyTommyBrockhadturnedthesameway.Uponthetopofthewalltherewereagainthemarksof badger;andsomeravellingsofasackhadcaughtonabriar. Benjaminclimbedoverthewall,intoameadow. Hefoundanothermoletrapnewlyset;hewasstilluponthetrackofTommyBrock.Itwasgettinglateintheafternoon. Otherrabbitswerecomingouttoenjoytheeveningair. Oneoftheminabluecoat,byhimself,wasbusilyhuntingfordandelions.—“CousinPeter!PeterRabbit,PeterRabbit!”shoutedBenjaminBunny. Theblue-coatedrabbitsatupwithprickedears—“Whateveristhematter,CousinBenjamin?Isitacat?OrJohnStoatFerret?” “No,no,no!He’sbaggedmyfamily—TommyBrock—inasack—haveyouseenhim?” “TommyBrock?howmany,CousinBenjamin?” “Seven,CousinPeter,andallofthemtwins!Didhecomethisway?Pleasetellmequick!” “Yes,yes;nottenminutessince...hesaidtheywereCATERPILLARS;Ididthinktheywerekickingratherhard,forcaterpillars.” “Whichway?whichwayhashegone,CousinPeter?” “Hehadasackwithsomethingliveinit;Iwatchedhimsetamoletrap.Letmeusemymind,CousinBenjamin;tellmefromthebeginning,”Benjamindidso. “MyUncleBouncerhasdisplayedalamentablewantofdiscretionforhisyears;”saidPeterreflectively,“buttherearetwohopefulcircumstances. Yourfamilyisaliveandkicking;andTommyBrockhashadrefreshments. Hewillprobablygotosleep,andkeepthemforbreakfast.” “CousinBenjamin,composeyourself.Iknowverywellwhichway. BecauseMr.TodwasathomeinthestickhousehehasgonetoMr.Tod’sotherhouse,atthetopofBullBanks. Ipartlyknow,becauseheofferedtoleaveanymessageatSisterCottontail’s;hesaidhewouldbepassing.” (Cottontailhadmarriedablackrabbit,andgonetoliveonthehill.) Peterhidhisdandelions,andaccompaniedtheafflictedparent,whowasallofatwitter. Theycrossedseveralfieldsandbegantoclimbthehill;thetracksofTommyBrockwereplainlytobeseen. Heseemedtohaveputdownthesackeverydozenyards,torest. “Hemustbeverypuffed;weareclosebehindhim,bythescent.Whatanastyperson!”saidPeter. Thesunshinewasstillwarmandslantingonthehillpastures. Halfwayup,Cottontailwassittinginherdoorway,withfourorfivehalf-grownlittlerabbitsplayingabouther;oneblackandtheothersbrown. CottontailhadseenTommyBrockpassinginthedistance.AskedwhetherherhusbandwasathomesherepliedthatTommyBrockhadrestedtwicewhileshewatchedhim. Hehadnodded,andpointedtothesack,andseemeddoubledupwithlaughing.—“Comeaway,Peter;hewillbecookingthem;comequicker!”saidBenjaminBunny. Theyclimbedupandup;—“Hewasathome;Isawhisblackearspeepingoutofthehole.” “Theylivetooneartherockstoquarrelwiththeirneighbors.Comeon,CousinBenjamin!” WhentheycamenearthewoodatthetopofBullBanks,theywentcautiously. Thetreesgrewamongstheapeduprocks;andthere,beneathacrag,Mr.Todhadmadeoneofhishomes. Itwasatthetopofasteepbank;therocksandbushesoverhungit. Therabbitscreptupcarefully,listeningandpeeping. Thishousewassomethingbetweenacave,aprison,andatumbledownpigsty.Therewasastrongdoor,whichwasshutandlocked. Thesettingsunmadethewindowpanesglowlikeredflame;butthekitchenfirewasnotalight.Itwasneatlylaidwithdrysticks,astherabbitscouldsee,whentheypeepedthroughthewindow. Benjaminsighedwithrelief. Buttherewerepreparationsuponthekitchentablewhichmadehimshudder.Therewasanimmenseemptypiedishofbluewillowpattern,andalargecarvingknifeandfork,andachopper. Attheotherendofthetablewasapartlyunfoldedtablecloth,aplate,atumbler,aknifeandfork,saltcellar,mustardandachair—inshort,preparationsforoneperson’ssupper. Nopersonwastobeseen,andnoyoungrabbits.Thekitchenwasemptyandsilent;theclockhadrundown.PeterandBenjaminflattenedtheirnosesagainstthewindow,andstaredintothedusk. Thentheyscrambledroundtherockstotheothersideofthehouse.Itwasdampandsmelly,andover-grownwiththornsandbriars. Therabbitsshiveredintheirshoes. “Ohmypoorrabbitbabies!Whatadreadfulplace;Ishallneverseethemagain!”sighedBenjamin. Theycreptuptothebedroomwindow.Itwasclosedandboltedlikethekitchen. Butthereweresignsthatthiswindowhadbeenrecentlyopen;thecobwebsweredisturbed,andtherewerefreshdirtyfootmarksuponthewindowsill. Theroominsidewassodarkthatatfirsttheycouldmakeoutnothing;buttheycouldhearanoise—aslowdeepregularsnoringgrunt. Andastheireyesbecameaccustomedtothedarkness,theyperceivedthatsomebodywasasleeponMr.Tod’sbed,curledupundertheblanket. —“Hehasgonetobedinhisboots,”whisperedPeter. Benjamin,whowasallofatwitter,pulledPeteroffthewindowsill. TommyBrock’ssnorescontinued,gruntyandregularfromMr.Tod’sbed.Nothingcouldbeseenoftheyoungfamily. Thesunhadset;anowlbegantohootinthewood. Thereweremanyunpleasantthingslyingaboutthathadmuchbetterhavebeenburied;rabbitbonesandskulls,andchickens’legsandotherhorrors.Itwasashockingplace,andverydark. Theywentbacktothefrontofthehouse,andtriedineverywaytomovetheboltofthekitchenwindow. Theytriedtopushuparustynailbetweenthewindowsashes;butitwasofnouse,especiallywithoutalight. Theysatsidebysideoutsidethewindow,whisperingandlistening. Inhalfanhourthemoonroseoverthewood. Itshonefullandclearandcold,uponthehouse,amongsttherocks,andinatthekitchenwindow. Butalas,nolittlerabbitbabiesweretobeseen! Themoonbeamstwinkledonthecarvingknifeandthepiedish,andmadeapathofbrightnessacrossthedirtyfloor. Thelightshowedalittledoorinawallbesidethekitchenfireplace—alittleirondoorbelongingtoabrickovenofthatold-fashionedsortthatusedtobeheatedwithfaggotsofwood. AndpresentlyatthesamemomentPeterandBenjaminnoticedthatwhenevertheyshookthewindowthelittledooroppositeshookinanswer.Theyoungfamilywerealive;shutupintheoven! BenjaminwassoexcitedthatitwasamercyhedidnotawakeTommyBrock,whosesnorescontinuedsolemnlyinMr.Tod’sbed. Buttherereallywasnotverymuchcomfortinthediscovery. Theycouldnotopenthewindow;andalthoughtheyoungfamilywasalivethelittlerabbitswerequiteincapableoflettingthemselvesout;theywerenotoldenoughtocrawl. Aftermuchwhispering,PeterandBenjamindecidedtodigatunnel. Theybegantoburrowayardortwolowerdownthebank. Theyhopedthattheymightbeabletoworkbetweenthelargestonesunderthehouse;thekitchenfloorwassodirtythatitwasimpossibletosaywhetheritwasmadeofearthorflags. Theyduganddugforhours.Theycouldnottunnelstraightonaccountofstones;butbytheendofthenighttheywereunderthekitchenfloor. Benjaminwasonhisbackscratchingupwards. Peter’sclawswereworndown;hewasoutsidethetunnel,shufflingsandaway. Hecalledoutthatitwasmorning—sunrise;andthatthejaysweremakinganoisedownbelowinthewoods. BenjaminBunnycameoutofthedarktunnelshakingthesandfromhisears;hecleanedhisfacewithhispaws. Everyminutethesunshonewarmeronthetopofthehill. Inthevalleytherewasaseaofwhitemist,withgoldentopsoftreesshowingthrough. Againfromthefieldsdownbelowinthemisttherecametheangrycryofajay,followedbythesharpyelpingbarkofafox! Thenthosetworabbitslosttheirheadscompletely. Theydidthemostfoolishthingthattheycouldhavedone. Theyrushedintotheirshortnewtunnel,andhidthemselvesatthetopendofit,underMr.Tod’skitchenfloor. Mr.TodwascomingupBullBanks,andhewasintheveryworstoftempers. Firsthehadbeenupsetbybreakingtheplate. Itwashisownfault;butitwasachinaplate,thelastofthedinnerservicethathadbelongedtohisgrandmother,oldVixenTod.Thenthemidgeshadbeenverybad. Andhehadfailedtocatchahenpheasantonhernest;andithadcontainedonlyfiveeggs,twoofthemaddled. Mr.Todhadhadanunsatisfactorynight. Asusual,whenoutofhumor,hedeterminedtomovehouse.Firsthetriedthepollardwillow,butitwasdamp;andtheottershadleftadeadfishnearit.Mr.Todlikesnobody’sleavingsbuthisown. Hemadehiswayupthehill;histemperwasnotimprovedbynoticingunmistakablemarksofbadger.NooneelsegrubsupthemosssowantonlyasTommyBrock. Mr.Todslappedhisstickupontheearthandfumed;heguessedwhereTommyBrockhadgoneto. Hewasfurtherannoyedbythejaybird,whichfollowedhimpersistently. Itflewfromtreetotreeandscolded,warningeveryrabbitwithinhearingthateitheracatorafoxwascominguptheplantation. OncewhenitflewscreamingoverhisheadMr.Todsnappedatit,andbarked. Heapproachedhishouseverycarefully,withalargerustykey.Hesniffedandhiswhiskersbristled. Thehousewaslockedup,butMr.Todhadhisdoubtswhetheritwasempty.Heturnedtherustykeyinthelock;therabbitsbelowcouldhearit.Mr.Todopenedthedoorcautiouslyandwentin. ThesightthatmetMr.Tod’seyesinMr.Tod’skitchenmadeMr.Todfurious. TherewasMr.Tod’schair,andMr.Tod’spiedish,andhisknifeandforkandmustardandsaltcellar,andhistablecloth,thathehadleftfoldedupinthedresser—allsetoutforsupper(orbreakfast)—withoutdoubtforthatodiousTommyBrock. Therewasasmelloffreshearthanddirtybadger,whichfortunatelyoverpoweredallsmellofrabbit. ButwhatabsorbedMr.Tod’sattentionwasanoise,adeepslowregularsnoringgruntingnoise,comingfromhisownbed. Hepeepedthroughthehingesofthehalf-openbedroomdoor.Thenheturnedandcameoutofthehouseinahurry.Hiswhiskersbristledandhiscoatcollarstoodonendwithrage. ForthenexttwentyminutesMr.Todkeptcreepingcautiouslyintothehouse,andretreatinghurriedlyoutagain. Bydegreesheventuredfurtherin—rightintothebed-room. Whenhewasoutsidethehouse,hescratcheduptheearthwithfury. Butwhenhewasinside—hedidnotlikethelookofTommyBrock’steeth. Hewaslyingonhisbackwithhismouthopen,grinningfromeartoear.Hesnoredpeacefullyandregularly;butoneeyewasnotperfectlyshut. Mr.Todcameinandoutofthebedroom.Twicehebroughtinhiswalkingstick,andoncehebroughtinthecoalscuttle.Buthethoughtbetterofit,andtookthemaway. Whenhecamebackafterremovingthecoalscuttle,TommyBrockwaslyingalittlemoresideways;butheseemedevensounderasleep. Hewasanincurablyindolentperson;hewasnotintheleastafraidofMr.Tod;hewassimplytoolazyandcomfortabletomove. Mr.Todcamebackyetagainintothebedroomwithaclothesline.HestoodaminutewatchingTommyBrockandlisteningattentivelytothesnores.Theywereveryloudindeed,butseemedquitenatural. Mr.Todturnedhisbacktowardsthebed,andundidthewindow.Itcreaked;heturnedroundwithajump.TommyBrock,whohadopenedoneeye—shutithastily.Thesnorescontinued. Mr.Tod’sproceedingswerepeculiar,andratherdifficult(becausethebedwasbetweenthewindowandthedoorofthebedroom). Heopenedthewindowalittleway,andpushedoutthegreaterpartoftheclotheslineontothewindow-sill. Therestoftheline,withahookattheend,remainedinhishand. TommyBrocksnoredconscientiously.Mr.Todstoodandlookedathimforaminute;thenhelefttheroomagain. TommyBrockopenedbotheyes,andlookedattheropeandgrinned.Therewasanoiseoutsidethewindow.TommyBrockshuthiseyesinahurry. Mr.Todhadgoneoutatthefrontdoor,androundtothebackofthehouse. Ontheway,hestumbledovertherabbitburrow. Ifhehadhadanyideawhowasinsideithewouldhavepulledthemoutquickly. HisfootwentthroughthetunnelnearlyuponthetopofPeterRabbitandBenjamin;but,fortunately,hethoughtthatitwassomemoreofTommyBrock’swork. Hetookupthecoiloflinefromthesill,listenedforamoment,andthentiedtheropetoatree. TommyBrockwatchedhimwithoneeye,throughthewindow.Hewaspuzzled. Mr.Todfetchedalargeheavypailfulofwaterfromthespring,andstaggeredwithitthroughthekitchenintohisbedroom. TommyBrocksnoredindustriously,withratherasnort. Mr.Todputdownthepailbesidethebed,tookuptheendofropewiththehook—hesitated,andlookedatTommyBrock.Thesnoreswerealmostapoplectic;butthegrinwasnotquitesobig. Mr.Todgingerlymountedachairbytheheadofthebedstead.HislegsweredangerouslyneartoTommyBrock’steeth. Hereachedupandputtheendofrope,withthehook,overtheheadofthetesterbed,wherethecurtainsoughttohang. (Mr.Tod’scurtainswerefoldedup,andputaway,owingtothehousebeingunoccupied.Sowasthecounterpane. TommyBrockwascoveredwithablanketonly.) Mr.Todstandingontheunsteadychairlookeddownuponhimattentively;hereallywasafirstprizesoundsleeper! Itseemedasthoughnothingwouldwakenhim—noteventheflappingropeacrossthebed. Mr.Toddescendedsafelyfromthechair,andendeavoredtogetupagainwiththepailofwater. Heintendedtohangitfromthehook,danglingovertheheadofTommyBrock,inordertomakeasortofshower-bath,workedbyastring,throughthewindow. But,naturally,beingathin-leggedperson(thoughvindictiveandsandywhiskered)—hewasquiteunabletolifttheheavyweighttothelevelofthehookandrope.Heverynearlyoverbalancedhimself. Thesnoresbecamemoreandmoreapoplectic.OneofTommyBrock’shindlegstwitchedundertheblanket,butstillhesleptonpeacefully. Mr.Todandthepaildescendedfromthechairwithoutaccident. Afterconsiderablethought,heemptiedthewaterintoawashbasinandjug. Theemptypailwasnottooheavyforhim;heslungitupwobblingovertheheadofTommyBrock. Surelythereneverwassuchasleeper!Mr.Todgotupanddown,downanduponthechair. Ashecouldnotliftthewholepailfulofwateratoncehefetchedamilkjugandladledquartsofwaterintothepailbydegrees. Thepailgotfullerandfuller,andswunglikeapendulum. Occasionallyadropsplashedover;butstillTommyBrocksnoredregularlyandnevermoved,—exceptinoneeye. AtlastMr.Tod’spreparationswerecomplete.Thepailwasfullofwater;theropewastightlystrainedoverthetopofthebed,andacrossthewindowsilltothetreeoutside. “Itwillmakeagreatmessinmybedroom;butIcouldneversleepinthatbedagainwithoutaspringcleaningofsomesort,”saidMr.Tod. Mr.Todtookalastlookatthebadgerandsoftlylefttheroom.Hewentoutofthehouse,shuttingthefrontdoor.Therabbitsheardhisfootstepsoverthetunnel. Heranroundbehindthehouse,intendingtoundotheropeinordertoletfallthepailfulofwateruponTommyBrock— “Iwillwakehimupwithanunpleasantsurprise,”saidMr.Tod. Themomenthehadgone,TommyBrockgotupinahurry;herolledMr.Tod’sdressing-gownintoabundle,putitintothebedbeneaththepailofwaterinsteadofhimself,andlefttheroomalso—grinningimmensely. Hewentintothekitchen,lightedthefireandboiledthekettle;forthemomenthedidnottroublehimselftocookthebabyrabbits. WhenMr.Todgottothetree,hefoundthattheweightandstrainhaddraggedtheknotsotightthatitwaspastuntying. Hewasobligedtognawitwithhisteeth. Hechewedandgnawedformorethantwentyminutes. Atlasttheropegavewaywithsuchasuddenjerkthatitnearlypulledhisteethout,andquiteknockedhimoverbackwards. Insidethehousetherewasagreatcrashandsplash,andthenoiseofapailrollingoverandover. Butnoscreams.Mr.Todwasmystified;hesatquitestill,andlistenedattentively.Thenhepeepedinatthewindow.Thewaterwasdrippingfromthebed,thepailhadrolledintoacorner. Inthemiddleofthebed,undertheblanket,wasawetSOMETHING—muchflattenedinthemiddle,wherethepailhadcaughtit(asitwereacrossthetummy). Itsheadwascoveredbythewetblanket,anditwasNOTSNORINGANYLONGER. Therewasnothingstirring,andnosoundexceptthedrip,drop,drop,drip,ofwatertricklingfromthemattress. Mr.Todwatcheditforhalfanhour;hiseyesglistened. Thenhecutacaper,andbecamesoboldthatheeventappedatthewindow;butthebundlenevermoved. Yes—therewasnodoubtaboutit—ithadturnedoutevenbetterthanhehadplanned;thepailhadhitpooroldTommyBrock,andkilledhimdead! “Iwillburythatnastypersoninthehole,whichhehasdug.Iwillbringmybeddingout,anddryitinthesun,”saidMr.Tod. “Iwillwashthetableclothandspreaditonthegrassinthesuntobleach. Andtheblanketmustbehungupinthewind;andthebedmustbethoroughlydisinfected,andairedwithawarming-pan;andwarmedwithahotwaterbottle.” “Iwillgetsoftsoap,andmonkeysoap,andallsortsofsoap;andsodaandscrubbingbrushes;andPersianpowder;andcarbolictoremovethesmell.Imusthaveadisinfecting.PerhapsImayhavetoburnsulphur.” Hehurriedroundthehousetogetashovelfromthekitchen—“FirstIwillarrangethehole—thenIwilldragoutthatpersonintheblanket....” TommyBrockwassittingatMr.Tod’skitchentable,pouringoutteafromMr.Tod’steapotintoMr.Tod’steacup. Hewasquitedryhimselfandgrinning;andhethrewthecupofscaldingteaalloverMr.Tod. ThenMr.TodrusheduponTommyBrock,andTommyBrockgrappledwithMr.Todamongstthebrokencrockery,andtherewasaterrificbattlealloverthekitchen. Totherabbitsunderneathitsoundedasifthefloorwouldgivewayateachcrashoffallingfurniture. Theycreptoutoftheirtunnel,andhungaboutamongsttherocksandbushes,listeninganxiously. Insidethehousetheracketwasfearful.Therabbitbabiesintheovenwokeuptrembling;perhapsitwasfortunatetheywereshutupinside. Everythingwasupsetexceptthekitchentable. Andeverythingwasbroken,exceptthemantelpieceandthekitchenfender.Thecrockerywassmashedtoatoms. Thechairswerebroken,andthewindow,andtheclockfellwithacrash,andtherewerehandfulsofMr.Tod’ssandywhiskers. Thevasesfelloffthemantelpiece,thecanistersfellofftheshelf;thekettlefelloffthehob.TommyBrockputhisfootinajarofraspberryjam. AndtheboilingwateroutofthekettlefelluponthetailofMr.Tod. Whenthekettlefell,TommyBrock,whowasstillgrinning,happenedtobeuppermost;andherolledMr.Todoverandoverlikealog,outatthedoor. Thenthesnarlingandworryingwentonoutside;andtheyrolledoverthebank,anddownhill,bumpingovertherocks.TherewillneverbeanylovelostbetweenTommyBrockandMr.Tod. Assoonasthecoastwasclear,PeterRabbitandBenjaminBunnycameoutofthebushes. “Nowforit!Runin,CousinBenjamin!Runinandgetthem!whileIwatchthedoor.” ButBenjaminwasfrightened— “Oh;oh!Theyarecomingback!” “Whatdreadfulbadlanguage!Ithinktheyhavefallendownthestonequarry.” StillBenjaminhesitated,andPeterkeptpushinghim— “Bequick,it’sallright.Shuttheovendoor,CousinBenjamin,sothathewon’tmissthem.” DecidedlytherewerelivelydoingsinMr.Tod’skitchen! Athomeintherabbithole,thingshadnotbeenquitecomfortable. Afterquarrelingatsupper,FlopsyandoldMr.Bouncerhadpassedasleeplessnight,andquarreledagainatbreakfast. OldMr.Bouncercouldnolongerdenythathehadinvitedcompanyintotherabbithole;butherefusedtoreplytothequestionsandreproachesofFlopsy.Thedaypassedheavily. OldMr.Bouncer,verysulky,washuddledupinacorner,barricadedwithachair. Flopsyhadtakenawayhispipeandhiddenthetobacco. Shehadbeenhavingacompleteturnoutandspringcleaning,torelieveherfeelings.Shehadjustfinished. OldMr.Bouncer,behindhischair,waswonderinganxiouslywhatshewoulddonext. InMr.Tod’skitchen,amidstthewreckage,BenjaminBunnypickedhiswaytotheovennervously,throughathickcloudofdust. Heopenedtheovendoor,feltinside,andfoundsomethingwarmandwriggling. Helifteditoutcarefully,andrejoinedPeterRabbit. “I’vegotthem!Canwegetaway?Shallwehide,CousinPeter?” Peterprickedhisears;distantsoundsoffightingstillechoedinthewood. FiveminutesafterwardstwobreathlessrabbitscamescutteringawaydownBullBanks,halfcarrying,halfdraggingasackbetweenthem,bumpettybumpoverthegrass. Theyreachedhomesafely,andburstintotherabbithole. GreatwasoldMr.Bouncer’sreliefandFlopsy’sjoywhenPeterandBenjaminarrivedintriumphwiththeyoungfamily. Therabbitbabieswererathertumbledandveryhungry;theywerefedandputtobed.Theysoonrecovered. AnewlongpipeandafreshsupplyofrabbittobaccowaspresentedtoMr.Bouncer.Hewasratheruponhisdignity;butheaccepted. OldMr.Bouncerwasforgiven,andtheyallhaddinner. ThenPeterandBenjamintoldtheirstory—buttheyhadnotwaitedlongenoughtobeabletotelltheendofthebattlebetweenTommyBrockandMr.Tod.