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Onceuponatimetherewasavillageshop.ThenameoverthewindowwasGingerandPickles.
ItwasalittlesmallshopjusttherightsizeforDollsLucindaandJaneDoll-cookalwaysboughttheirgroceriesatGingerandPickles.
Thecounterinsidewasaconvenientheightforrabbits.GingerandPicklessoldredspottypockethandkerchiefsatapennythreefarthings.
Theyalsosoldsugar,andsnuffandgaloshes.
Infact,althoughitwassuchasmallshopitsoldnearlyeverythingexceptafewthingsthatyouwantinahurrylikebootlaces,hair-pinsandmuttonchops.
GingerandPickleswerethepeoplewhokepttheshop.Gingerwasayellowtomcat,andPickleswasaterrier.
TherabbitswerealwaysalittlebitafraidofPickles.
TheshopwasalsopatronizedbymiceonlythemicewereratherafraidofGinger.
GingerusuallyrequestedPicklestoservethem,becausehesaiditmadehismouthwater.
Icannotbear,saidhe,toseethemgoingoutatthedoorcarryingtheirlittleparcels.
Ihavethesamefeelingaboutrats,repliedPickles,butitwouldneverdotoeatourcustomers;theywouldleaveusandgotoTabithaTwitchit’s.
Onthecontrary,theywouldgonowhere,repliedGingergloomily.
(TabithaTwitchitkepttheonlyothershopinthevillage.Shedidnotgivecredit.)
Butthereisnomoneyinwhatiscalledthetill.
GingerandPicklesgaveunlimitedcredit.
Nowthemeaningofcreditisthiswhenacustomerbuysabarofsoap,insteadofthecustomerpullingoutapurseandpayingforitshesaysshewillpayanothertime.
AndPicklesmakesalowbowandsays,Withpleasure,madam,anditiswrittendowninabook.
Thecustomerscomeagainandagain,andbuyquantities,inspiteofbeingafraidofGingerandPickles.
Thecustomerscameincrowdseverydayandboughtquantities,especiallythetoffeecustomers.Buttherewasalwaysnomoney;theyneverpaidforasmuchasapenny-worthofpeppermints.
Butthesaleswereenormous,tentimesaslargeasTabithaTwitchit’s.
Astherewasalwaysnomoney,GingerandPickleswereobligedtoeattheirowngoods.
PicklesatebiscuitsandGingerateadriedhaddock.
Theyatethembycandle-lightaftertheshopwasclosed.
Itisveryuncomfortable,IamafraidIshallbesummoned.
IhavetriedinvaintogetalicenseuponcreditatthePostOffice;saidPickles.Theplaceisfullofpolicemen.ImetoneasIwascominghome.
LetussendinthebillagaintoSamuelWhiskers,Ginger,heowes22/9forbacon.
Idonotbelievethatheintendstopayatall,repliedGinger.
WhenitcametoJan.1sttherewasstillnomoney,andPickleswasunabletobuyadoglicense.
Itisveryunpleasant,Iamafraidofthepolice,saidPickles.
Itisyourownfaultforbeingaterrier;Idonotrequirealicense,andneitherdoesKep,theColliedog.
AndIfeelsurethatAnnaMariapocketsthings
Whereareallthecreamcrackers?
Youhaveeatenthemyourself.repliedGinger.
GingerandPicklesretiredintothebackparlor.
Theydidaccounts.Theyaddedupsumsandsums,andsums.
SamuelWhiskershasrunupabillaslongashistail;hehashadanounceandthree-quartersofsnuffsinceOctober.
Whatissevenpoundsofbutterat1/3,andastickofsealingwaxandfourmatches?
Sendinallthebillsagaintoeverybodywithcompliments,’repliedGinger.
Picklesnearlyhadafit,hebarkedandhebarkedandmadelittlerushes.
Bitehim,Pickles!Bitehim!splutteredGingerbehindasugarbarrel,He’sonlyaGermandoll!
Thepolicemanwentonwritinginhisnotebook;twiceheputhispencilinhismouth,andoncehedippeditinthetreacle.
Picklesbarkedtillhewashoarse.Butstillthepolicemantooknonotice.Hehadbeadeyes,andhishelmetwassewedonwithstitches.
Afteratimetheyheardanoiseintheshop,asifsomethinghadbeenpushedinatthedoor.Theycameoutofthebackparlor.
Therewasanenvelopelyingonthecounter,andapolicemanwritinginanotebook!
AtlengthonhislastlittlerushPicklesfoundthattheshopwasempty.Thepolicemanhaddisappeared.
Buttheenveloperemained.
Doyouthinkthathehasgonetofetchareallivepoliceman?Iamafraiditisasummons,saidPickles.
No,repliedGinger,whohadopenedtheenvelope,itistheratesandtaxes,3pounds19113/4.[poundsareBritishmoney,the19isschillings,andthenpence]
Thisisthelaststraw,saidPickles,letusclosetheshop.
Theyputuptheshutters,andleft.Buttheyhavenotremovedfromtheneighborhood.Infactsomepeoplewishtheyhadgonefurther.
Gingerislivinginthewarren[gamepreserveforrabbits].Idonotknowwhatoccupationhepursues;helooksstoutandcomfortable.
Picklesisatpresentagame-keeper.
AfteratimeMr.JohnDormouseandhisdaughterbegantosellpeppermintsandcandles.
Buttheydidnotkeepself-fittingsixes;andittakesfivemicetocarryoneseveninchcandle.
Theclosingoftheshopcausedgreatinconvenience.TabithaTwitchitimmediatelyraisedthepriceofeverythingahalfpenny;andshecontinuedtorefusetogivecredit.
Ofcoursetherearethetradesmen’scartsthebutcher,thefishmanandTimothyBaker.
ButapersoncannotliveonseedwigsandspongecakeandbutterbunsnotevenwhenthespongecakeisasgoodasTimothy’s!
AndMissDormouserefusedtotakebacktheendswhentheywerebroughtbacktoherwithcomplaints.
AndwhenMr.JohnDormousewascomplainedto,hestayedinbed,andwouldsaynothingbutverysnug;whichisnotthewaytocarryonaretailbusiness.
Besidesthecandleswhichtheysellbehaveverystrangelyinwarmweather.
SoeverybodywaspleasedwhenSallyHennyPennysentoutaprintedpostertosaythatshewasgoingtoreopentheshopHenny’sOpeningSale!GrandcooperativeJumble!Penny’spennyprices!Comebuy,cometry,comebuy!
Theposterreallywasmostticing.
Therewasarushupontheopeningday.Theshopwascrammedwithcustomers,andtherewerecrowdsofmiceuponthebiscuitcanisters.
SallyHennyPennygetsratherflusteredwhenshetriestocountoutchange,andsheinsistsonbeingpaidcash;butsheisquiteharmless.
Andshehaslaidinaremarkableassortmentofbargains.
Thereissomethingtopleaseeverybody.
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