Theoffencehadbeencommittedwithinthedistrict,andindeedintheimmediateneighborhoodof,averynotoriousmetropolitanpoliceoffice. ThecrowdhadonlythesatisfactionofaccompanyingOliverthroughtwoorthreestreets,anddownaplacecalledMuttonHill,whenhewasledbeneathalowarchway,andupadirtycourt,intothisdispensaryofsummaryjustice,bythebackway. Itwasasmallpavedyardintowhichtheyturned;andheretheyencounteredastoutmanwithabunchofwhiskersonhisface,andabunchofkeysinhishand. ‘What’sthematternow?’saidthemancarelessly. ‘Ayoungfogle-hunter,’repliedthemanwhohadOliverincharge. ‘Areyouthepartythat’sbeenrobbed,sir?’inquiredthemanwiththekeys. ‘Yes,Iam,’repliedtheoldgentleman;‘butIamnotsurethatthisboyactuallytookthehandkerchief.I—Iwouldrathernotpressthecase.’ ‘Mustgobeforethemagistratenow,sir,’repliedtheman.‘Hisworshipwillbedisengagedinhalfaminute.Now,younggallows!’ ThiswasaninvitationforOlivertoenterthroughadoorwhichheunlockedashespoke,andwhichledintoastonecell.Herehewassearched;andnothingbeingfounduponhim,lockedup. Thiscellwasinshapeandsizesomethinglikeanareacellar,onlynotsolight. Itwasmostintolerablydirty;foritwasMondaymorning;andithadbeentenantedbysixdrunkenpeople,whohadbeenlockedup,elsewhere,sinceSaturdaynight.Butthisislittle. Inourstation-houses,menandwomenareeverynightconfinedonthemosttrivialcharges—thewordisworthnoting—indungeons,comparedwithwhich,thoseinNewgate,occupiedbythemostatrociousfelons,tried,foundguilty,andundersentenceofdeath,arepalaces. Letanyonewhodoubtsthis,comparethetwo. TheoldgentlemanlookedalmostasruefulasOliverwhenthekeygratedinthelock.Heturnedwithasightothebook,whichhadbeentheinnocentcauseofallthisdisturbance. ‘Thereissomethinginthatboy’sface,’saidtheoldgentlemantohimselfashewalkedslowlyaway,tappinghischinwiththecoverofthebook,inathoughtfulmanner;‘somethingthattouchesandinterestsme.Canhebeinnocent? Helookedlike—Byethebye,’exclaimedtheoldgentleman,haltingveryabruptly,andstaringupintothesky,‘Blessmysoul! —wherehaveIseensomethinglikethatlookbefore?’ Aftermusingforsomeminutes,theoldgentlemanwalked,withthesamemeditativeface,intoabackanteroomopeningfromtheyard;andthere,retiringintoacorner,calledupbeforehismind’seyeavastamphitheatreoffacesoverwhichaduskycurtainhadhungformanyyears. ‘No,’saidtheoldgentleman,shakinghishead;‘itmustbeimagination. Hewanderedoverthemagain.Hehadcalledthemintoview,anditwasnoteasytoreplacetheshroudthathadsolongconcealedthem. Therewerethefacesoffriends,andfoes,andofmanythathadbeenalmoststrangerspeeringintrusivelyfromthecrowd;therewerethefacesofyoungandbloominggirlsthatwerenowoldwomen;therewerefacesthatthegravehadchangedandclosedupon,butwhichthemind,superiortoitspower,stilldressedintheiroldfreshnessandbeauty,callingbackthelustreoftheeyes,thebrightnessofthesmile,thebeamingofthesoulthroughitsmaskofclay,andwhisperingofbeautybeyondthetomb,changedbuttobeheightened,andtakenfromearthonlytobesetupasalight,toshedasoftandgentleglowuponthepathtoHeaven. ButtheoldgentlemancouldrecallnoonecountenanceofwhichOliver’sfeaturesboreatrace. So,heheavedasighovertherecollectionsheawakened;andbeing,happilyforhimself,anabsentoldgentleman,buriedthemagaininthepagesofthemustybook. Hewasrousedbyatouchontheshoulder,andarequestfromthemanwiththekeystofollowhimintotheoffice. Heclosedhisbookhastily;andwasatonceusheredintotheimposingpresenceoftherenownedMr.Fang. Theofficewasafrontparlour,withapanelledwall. Mr.Fangsatbehindabar,attheupperend;andononesidethedoorwasasortofwoodenpeninwhichpoorlittleOliverwasalreadydeposited;tremblingverymuchattheawfulnessofthescene. Mr.Fangwasalean,long-backed,stiff-necked,middle-sizedman,withnogreatquantityofhair,andwhathehad,growingonthebackandsidesofhishead.Hisfacewasstern,andmuchflushed. Ifhewerereallynotinthehabitofdrinkingrathermorethanwasexactlygoodforhim,hemighthavebroughtactionagainsthiscountenanceforlibel,andhaverecoveredheavydamages. Theoldgentlemanbowedrespectfully;andadvancingtothemagistrate’sdesk,said,suitingtheactiontotheword,‘Thatismynameandaddress,sir.’ Hethenwithdrewapaceortwo;and,withanotherpoliteandgentlemanlyinclinationofthehead,waitedtobequestioned. Now,itsohappenedthatMr.Fangwasatthatmomentperusingaleadingarticleinanewspaperofthemorning,advertingtosomerecentdecisionofhis,andcommendinghim,forthethreehundredandfiftiethtime,tothespecialandparticularnoticeoftheSecretaryofStatefortheHomeDepartment. Hewasoutoftemper;andhelookedupwithanangryscowl. Theoldgentlemanpointed,withsomesurprise,tohiscard. ‘Officer!’saidMr.Fang,tossingthecardcontemptuouslyawaywiththenewspaper.‘Whoisthisfellow?’ ‘Myname,sir,’saidtheoldgentleman,speakinglikeagentleman,‘myname,sir,isBrownlow. Permitmetoinquirethenameofthemagistratewhooffersagratuitousandunprovokedinsulttoarespectableperson,undertheprotectionofthebench.’ Sayingthis,Mr.Brownlowlookedaroundtheofficeasifinsearchofsomepersonwhowouldaffordhimtherequiredinformation. ‘Officer!’saidMr.Fang,throwingthepaperononeside,‘what’sthisfellowchargedwith?’ ‘He’snotchargedatall,yourworship,’repliedtheofficer.‘Heappearsagainstthisboy,yourworship.’ Hisworshipknewthisperfectlywell;butitwasagoodannoyance,andasafeone. ‘Appearsagainsttheboy,doeshe?’saidMr.Fang,surveyingMr.Brownlowcontemptuouslyfromheadtofoot.‘Swearhim!’ ‘BeforeIamsworn,Imustbegtosayoneword,’saidMr.Brownlow;‘andthatis,thatIreallynever,withoutactualexperience,couldhavebelieved—’ ‘Holdyourtongue,sir!’saidMr.Fang,peremptorily. ‘Iwillnot,sir!’repliedtheoldgentleman. ‘Holdyourtonguethisinstant,orI’llhaveyouturnedoutoftheoffice!’saidMr.Fang.‘You’reaninsolentimpertinentfellow.Howdareyoubullyamagistrate!’ ‘What!’exclaimedtheoldgentleman,reddening. ‘Swearthisperson!’saidFangtotheclerk.‘I’llnothearanotherword.Swearhim.’ Mr.Brownlow’sindignationwasgreatlyroused;butreflectingperhaps,thathemightonlyinjuretheboybygivingventtoit,hesuppressedhisfeelingsandsubmittedtobeswornatonce. ‘Now,’saidFang,‘what’sthechargeagainstthisboy?Whathaveyougottosay,sir?’ ‘Iwasstandingatabookstall—’Mr.Brownlowbegan. ‘Holdyourtongue,sir,’saidMr.Fang.‘Policeman!Where’sthepoliceman?Here,swearthispoliceman.Now,policeman,whatisthis?’ Thepoliceman,withbecominghumility,relatedhowhehadtakenthecharge;howhehadsearchedOliver,andfoundnothingonhisperson;andhowthatwasallheknewaboutit. ‘Arethereanywitnesses?’inquiredMr.Fang. ‘None,yourworship,’repliedthepoliceman. Mr.Fangsatsilentforsomeminutes,andthen,turningroundtotheprosecutor,saidinatoweringpassion. ‘Doyoumeantostatewhatyourcomplaintagainstthisboyis,man,ordoyounot?Youhavebeensworn. Now,ifyoustandthere,refusingtogiveevidence,I’llpunishyoufordisrespecttothebench;Iwill,by—’ Bywhat,orbywhom,nobodyknows,fortheclerkandjailorcoughedveryloud,justattherightmoment;andtheformerdroppedaheavybookuponthefloor,thuspreventingthewordfrombeingheard—accidently,ofcourse. Withmanyinterruptions,andrepeatedinsults,Mr.Brownlowcontrivedtostatehiscase;observingthat,inthesurpriseofthemoment,hehadrunaftertheboybecausehehadsawhimrunningaway;andexpressinghishopethat,ifthemagistrateshouldbelievehim,althoughnotactuallythethief,tobeconnectedwiththethieves,hewoulddealaslenientlywithhimasjusticewouldallow. ‘Hehasbeenhurtalready,’saidtheoldgentlemaninconclusion.‘AndIfear,’headded,withgreatenergy,lookingtowardsthebar,‘Ireallyfearthatheisill.’ ‘Oh!yes,Idaresay!’saidMr.Fang,withasneer.‘Come,noneofyourtrickshere,youyoungvagabond;theywon’tdo.What’syourname?’ Olivertriedtoreplybuthistonguefailedhim.Hewasdeadlypale;andthewholeplaceseemedturningroundandround. ‘What’syourname,youhardenedscoundrel?’demandedMr.Fang.‘Officer,what’shisname?’ Thiswasaddressedtoabluffoldfellow,inastripedwaistcoat,whowasstandingbythebar. HebentoverOliver,andrepeatedtheinquiry;butfindinghimreallyincapableofunderstandingthequestion;andknowingthathisnotreplyingwouldonlyinfuriatethemagistratethemore,andaddtotheseverityofhissentence;hehazardedaguess. ‘Hesayshisname’sTomWhite,yourworship,’saidthekind-heartedthief-taker. ‘Oh,hewon’tspeakout,won’the?’saidFang.‘Verywell,verywell.Wheredoeshelive?’ ‘Wherehecan,yourworship,’repliedtheofficer;againpretendingtoreceiveOliver’sanswer. ‘Hasheanyparents?’inquiredMr.Fang. ‘Hesaystheydiedinhisinfancy,yourworship,’repliedtheofficer:hazardingtheusualreply. Atthispointoftheinquiry,Oliverraisedhishead;and,lookingroundwithimploringeyes,murmuredafeebleprayerforadraughtofwater. ‘Stuffandnonsense!’saidMr.Fang:‘don’ttrytomakeafoolofme.’ ‘Ithinkhereallyisill,yourworship,’remonstratedtheofficer. ‘Iknowbetter,’saidMr.Fang. ‘Takecareofhim,officer,’saidtheoldgentleman,raisinghishandsinstinctively;‘he’llfalldown.’ ‘Standaway,officer,’criedFang;‘lethim,ifhelikes.’ Oliveravailedhimselfofthekindpermission,andfelltothefloorinafaintingfit.Themenintheofficelookedateachother,butnoonedaredtostir. ‘Iknewhewasshamming,’saidFang,asifthiswereincontestableproofofthefact.‘Lethimliethere;he’llsoonbetiredofthat.’ ‘Howdoyouproposetodealwiththecase,sir?’inquiredtheclerkinalowvoice. ‘Summarily,’repliedMr.Fang.‘Hestandscommittedforthreemonths—hardlabourofcourse.Cleartheoffice.’ Thedoorwasopenedforthispurpose,andacoupleofmenwerepreparingtocarrytheinsensibleboytohiscell;whenanelderlymanofdecentbutpoorappearance,cladinanoldsuitofblack,rushedhastilyintotheoffice,andadvancedtowardsthebench. ‘Stop,stop!don’ttakehimaway!ForHeaven’ssakestopamoment!’criedthenewcomer,breathlesswithhaste. AlthoughthepresidingGeniiinsuchanofficeasthis,exerciseasummaryandarbitrarypowerovertheliberties,thegoodname,thecharacter,almostthelives,ofHerMajesty’ssubjects,expeciallyofthepoorerclass;andalthough,withinsuchwalls,enoughfantastictricksaredailyplayedtomaketheangelsblindwithweeping;theyareclosedtothepublic,savethroughthemediumofthedailypress. [Footnote:Orwerevirtually,then.] Mr.Fangwasconsequentlynotalittleindignanttoseeanunbiddenguestenterinsuchirreverentdisorder. ‘Whatisthis?Whoisthis?Turnthismanout.Cleartheoffice!’criedMr.Fang. ‘Iwillspeak,’criedtheman;‘Iwillnotbeturnedout.Isawitall.Ikeepthebook-stall.Idemandtobesworn.Iwillnotbeputdown.Mr.Fang,youmusthearme.Youmustnotrefuse,sir.’ Themanwasright.Hismannerwasdetermined;andthematterwasgrowingrathertooserioustobehushedup. ‘Sweartheman,’growledMr.Fang,withaveryillgrace.‘Now,man,whathaveyougottosay?’ ‘This,’saidtheman:‘Isawthreeboys:twoothersandtheprisonerhere:loiteringontheoppositesideoftheway,whenthisgentlemanwasreading. Therobberywascommittedbyanotherboy. Isawitdone;andIsawthatthisboywasperfectlyamazedandstupifiedbyit.’ Havingbythistimerecoveredalittlebreath,theworthybook-stallkeeperproceededtorelate,inamorecoherentmannertheexactcircumstancesoftherobbery. ‘Whydidn’tyoucomeherebefore?’saidFang,afterapause. ‘Ihadn’tasoultomindtheshop,’repliedtheman.‘Everybodywhocouldhavehelpedme,hadjoinedinthepursuit.Icouldgetnobodytillfiveminutesago;andI’verunherealltheway.’ ‘Theprosecutorwasreading,washe?’inquiredFang,afteranotherpause. ‘Yes,’repliedtheman.‘Theverybookhehasinhishand.’ ‘Oh,thatbook,eh?’saidFang.‘Isitpaidfor?’ ‘No,itisnot,’repliedtheman,withasmile. ‘Dearme,Iforgotallaboutit!’exclaimedtheabsentoldgentleman,innocently. ‘Anicepersontopreferachargeagainstapoorboy!’ saidFang,withacomicalefforttolookhumane. ‘Iconsider,sir,thatyouhaveobtainedpossessionofthatbook,underverysuspiciousanddisreputablecircumstances;andyoumaythinkyourselfveryfortunatethattheownerofthepropertydeclinestoprosecute. Letthisbealessontoyou,myman,orthelawwillovertakeyouyet.Theboyisdischarged.Cleartheoffice!’ ‘D—nme!’criedtheoldgentleman,burstingoutwiththeragehehadkeptdownsolong,‘d—nme!I’ll—’ ‘Cleartheoffice!’saidthemagistrate.‘Officers,doyouhear?Cleartheoffice!’ Themandatewasobeyed;andtheindignantMr.Brownlowwasconveyedout,withthebookinonehand,andthebamboocaneintheother:inaperfectphrenzyofrageanddefiance. Hereachedtheyard;andhispassionvanishedinamoment. LittleOliverTwistlayonhisbackonthepavement,withhisshirtunbuttoned,andhistemplesbathedwithwater;hisfaceadeadlywhite;andacoldtrembleconvulsinghiswholeframe. ‘Poorboy,poorboy!’saidMr.Brownlow,bendingoverhim.‘Callacoach,somebody,pray.Directly!’ Acoachwasobtained,andOliverhavingbeencarefullylaidontheseat,theoldgentlemangotinandsathimselfontheother. ‘MayIaccompanyyou?’saidthebook-stallkeeper,lookingin. ‘Blessme,yes,mydearsir,’saidMr.Brownlowquickly.‘Iforgotyou.Dear,dear!Ihavethisunhappybookstill!Jumpin.Poorfellow!There’snotimetolose.’ Thebook-stallkeepergotintothecoach;andawaytheydrove.