Amongotherpublicbuildingsinacertaintown,whichformanyreasonsitwillbeprudenttorefrainfrommentioning,andtowhichIwillassignnofictitiousname,thereisoneancientlycommontomosttowns,greatorsmall:towit,aworkhouse;andinthisworkhousewasborn;onadayanddatewhichIneednottroublemyselftorepeat,inasmuchasitcanbeofnopossibleconsequencetothereader,inthisstageofthebusinessatallevents;theitemofmortalitywhosenameisprefixedtotheheadofthischapter. Foralongtimeafteritwasusheredintothisworldofsorrowandtrouble,bytheparishsurgeon,itremainedamatterofconsiderabledoubtwhetherthechildwouldsurvivetobearanynameatall;inwhichcaseitissomewhatmorethanprobablethatthesememoirswouldneverhaveappeared;or,iftheyhad,thatbeingcomprisedwithinacoupleofpages,theywouldhavepossessedtheinestimablemeritofbeingthemostconciseandfaithfulspecimenofbiography,extantintheliteratureofanyageorcountry. AlthoughIamnotdisposedtomaintainthatthebeingborninaworkhouse,isinitselfthemostfortunateandenviablecircumstancethatcanpossiblybefallahumanbeing,Idomeantosaythatinthisparticularinstance,itwasthebestthingforOliverTwistthatcouldbypossibilityhaveoccurred. Thefactis,thattherewasconsiderabledifficultyininducingOlivertotakeuponhimselftheofficeofrespiration,—atroublesomepractice,butonewhichcustomhasrenderednecessarytooureasyexistence;andforsometimehelaygaspingonalittleflockmattress,ratherunequallypoisedbetweenthisworldandthenext:thebalancebeingdecidedlyinfavourofthelatter. Now,if,duringthisbriefperiod,Oliverhadbeensurroundedbycarefulgrandmothers,anxiousaunts,experiencednurses,anddoctorsofprofoundwisdom,hewouldmostinevitablyandindubitablyhavebeenkilledinnotime. Therebeingnobodyby,however,butapauperoldwoman,whowasrenderedrathermistybyanunwontedallowanceofbeer;andaparishsurgeonwhodidsuchmattersbycontract;OliverandNaturefoughtoutthepointbetweenthem. Theresultwas,that,afterafewstruggles,Oliverbreathed,sneezed,andproceededtoadvertisetotheinmatesoftheworkhousethefactofanewburdenhavingbeenimposedupontheparish,bysettingupasloudacryascouldreasonablyhavebeenexpectedfromamaleinfantwhohadnotbeenpossessedofthatveryusefulappendage,avoice,foramuchlongerspaceoftimethanthreeminutesandaquarter. AsOlivergavethisfirstproofofthefreeandproperactionofhislungs,thepatchworkcoverletwhichwascarelesslyflungovertheironbedstead,rustled;thepalefaceofayoungwomanwasraisedfeeblyfromthepillow;andafaintvoiceimperfectlyarticulatedthewords,‘Letmeseethechild,anddie.’ Thesurgeonhadbeensittingwithhisfaceturnedtowardsthefire:givingthepalmsofhishandsawarmandarubalternately. Astheyoungwomanspoke,herose,andadvancingtothebed’shead,said,withmorekindnessthanmighthavebeenexpectedofhim: ‘Oh,youmustnottalkaboutdyingyet.’ ‘Lorblessherdearheart,no!’interposedthenurse,hastilydepositinginherpocketagreenglassbottle,thecontentsofwhichshehadbeentastinginacornerwithevidentsatisfaction. ‘Lorblessherdearheart,whenshehaslivedaslongasIhave,sir,andhadthirteenchildrenofherown,andallon‘emdeadexcepttwo,andtheminthewurkuswithme,she’llknowbetterthantotakeoninthatway,blessherdearheart! Thinkwhatitistobeamother,there’sadearyounglambdo.’ Apparentlythisconsolatoryperspectiveofamother’sprospectsfailedinproducingitsdueeffect.Thepatientshookherhead,andstretchedoutherhandtowardsthechild. Thesurgeondepositeditinherarms.Sheimprintedhercoldwhitelipspassionatelyonitsforehead;passedherhandsoverherface;gazedwildlyround;shuddered;fellback—anddied. Theychafedherbreast,hands,andtemples;butthebloodhadstoppedforever.Theytalkedofhopeandcomfort.Theyhadbeenstrangerstoolong. ‘It’sallover,Mrs.Thingummy!’saidthesurgeonatlast. ‘Ah,poordear,soitis!’saidthenurse,pickingupthecorkofthegreenbottle,whichhadfallenoutonthepillow,asshestoopedtotakeupthechild.‘Poordear!’ ‘Youneedn’tmindsendinguptome,ifthechildcries,nurse,’saidthesurgeon,puttingonhisgloveswithgreatdeliberation. ‘It’sverylikelyitwillbetroublesome.Giveitalittlegruelifitis.’ Heputonhishat,and,pausingbythebed-sideonhiswaytothedoor,added,‘Shewasagood-lookinggirl,too;wheredidshecomefrom?’ ‘Shewasbroughtherelastnight,’repliedtheoldwoman,‘bytheoverseer’sorder.Shewasfoundlyinginthestreet. Shehadwalkedsomedistance,forhershoeswereworntopieces;butwhereshecamefrom,orwhereshewasgoingto,nobodyknows.’ Thesurgeonleanedoverthebody,andraisedthelefthand.‘Theoldstory,’hesaid,shakinghishead:‘nowedding-ring,Isee.Ah!Good-night!’ Themedicalgentlemanwalkedawaytodinner;andthenurse,havingoncemoreappliedherselftothegreenbottle,satdownonalowchairbeforethefire,andproceededtodresstheinfant. Whatanexcellentexampleofthepowerofdress,youngOliverTwistwas! Wrappedintheblanketwhichhadhithertoformedhisonlycovering,hemighthavebeenthechildofanoblemanorabeggar;itwouldhavebeenhardforthehaughtieststrangertohaveassignedhimhisproperstationinsociety. Butnowthathewasenvelopedintheoldcalicorobeswhichhadgrownyellowinthesameservice,hewasbadgedandticketed,andfellintohisplaceatonce—aparishchild—theorphanofaworkhouse—thehumble,half-starveddrudge—tobecuffedandbuffetedthroughtheworld—despisedbyall,andpitiedbynone. Olivercriedlustily.Ifhecouldhaveknownthathewasanorphan,lefttothetendermerciesofchurch-wardensandoverseers,perhapshewouldhavecriedthelouder.