ThethirdofOctoberhadbrokenauspiciouslywithabrightsunandacloudlesssky. Therehadinthemorningbeenaslightbreeze,andafewlittlewhitewreathsofvapourdriftedhereandtherelikethescatteredfeathersofsomegiganticbird,but,asthedayworeon,suchwindastherewasfellcompletelyaway,andtheairbecamecloseandstagnant. Thesunblazeddownwithadegreeofheatwhichwasremarkablesolateintheseason,andashimmeringhazelayupontheuplandmoorsandconcealedtheIrishmountainsontheothersideoftheChannel. Theseaitselfroseandfellinalong,heavy,oilyroll,sweepingslowlylandward,andbreakingsullenlywithadull,monotonousboomingupontherock-girtshore. Totheinexperiencedallseemedcalmandpeaceful,buttothosewhoareaccustomedtoreadNature’swarningstherewasadarkmenaceinairandskyandsea. MysisterandIwalkedoutintheafternoon,saunteringslowlyalongthemarginofthegreat,sandyspitwhichshootsoutintotheIrishSea,flankingupononesidethemagnificentBayofLuce,andontheotherthemoreobscureinletofKirkmaiden,ontheshoresofwhichtheBranksomepropertyissituated. Itwastoosultrytogofar,sowesoonseatedourselvesupononeofthesandyhillocks,overgrownwithfadedgrass-tufts,whichextendalongthecoast-line,andwhichformNature’sdykesagainsttheencroachmentsoftheocean. Ourrestwassooninterruptedbythescrunchingofheavybootsupontheshingle,andJamieson,theoldman-o’-war’smanwhomIhavealreadyhadoccasiontomention,madehisappearance,withtheflat,circularnetuponhisbackwhichheusedforshrimp-catching. Hecametowardsusuponseeingus,andsaidinhisrough,kindlywaythathehopedwewouldnottakeitamissifhesentusupadishofshrimpsforourteaatBranksome. “Iayemakeagoodcatchbeforeastorm,”heremarked. “Youthinkthereisgoingtobeastorm,then?”Iasked. “Why,evenamarinecouldseethat,”heanswered,stickingagreatwedgeoftobaccointohischeek. “ThemoorsovernearCloomberarejustwhitewi’gullsandkittiewakes. Whatd’yethinktheycomeashoreforexcepttoescapehavingallthefeathersblownouto’them? ImindadaylikethiswhenIwaswi’CharlieNapieroffCronstadt. Itwell-nighblewusunderthegunsoftheforts,forallourenginesandpropellers.” “Haveyoueverknownawreckintheseparts?”Iasked. “Lordloveye,sir,it’safamousplaceforwrecks. Why,inthatverybaydowntheretwoo’KingPhilip’sfirst-ratesfounderedwi’allhandsinthedayso’theSpanishwar. Ifthatsheeto’waterandtheBayo’Luceroundthecornercouldtelltheiraintalethey’dhaveageylottospeakof. WhentheJedgmentDaycomesroundthatwaterwillbejustbubblingwi’thenumbero’folksthatwillbecomingupfraethebottom.” “Itrustthattherewillbenowreckswhilewearehere,”saidEstherearnestly. Theoldmanshookhisgrizzledheadandlookeddistrustfullyatthehazyhorizon. “Ifitblowsfromthewest,”hesaid,“someo’thesesailingshipsmayfinditnojoketobecaughtwithoutsea-roomintheNorthChannel. There’sthatbarqueoutyonder—Idaresayhermaisterwouldbegladenoughtofindhimsel’safeintheClyde.” “Sheseemstobeabsolutelymotionless,”Iremarked,lookingatthevesselinquestion,whoseblackhullandgleamingsailsroseandfellslowlywiththethrobbingofthegiantpulsebeneathher. “Perhaps,Jamieson,wearewrong,andtherewillbenostormafterall.” Theoldsailorchuckledtohimselfwithanairofsuperiorknowledge,andshuffledawaywithhisshrimp-net,whilemysisterandIwalkedslowlyhomewardsthroughthehotandstagnantair. Iwentuptomyfather’sstudytoseeiftheoldgentlemanhadanyinstructionsastotheestate,forhehadbecomeengrossedinanewworkuponOrientalliterature,andthepracticalmanagementofthepropertyhadinconsequencedevolvedentirelyuponme. Ifoundhimseatedathissquarelibrarytable,whichwassoheapedwithbooksandpapersthatnothingofhimwasvisiblefromthedoorexceptatuftofwhitehair. “Mydearson,”hesaidtomeasIentered,“itisagreatgrieftomethatyouarenotmoreconversantwithSanscrit. WhenIwasyourage,Icouldconversenotonlyinthatnoblelanguage,butalsointheTamulic,Lohitic,Gangelic,Taic,andMalaicdialects,whicharealloffshootsfromtheTuranianbranch.” “Iregretextremely,sir,”Ianswered,“thatIhavenotinheritedyourwonderfultalentsasapolyglot.” “Ihavesetmyselfatask,”heexplained,“which,ifitcouldonlybecontinuedfromgenerationtogenerationinourownfamilyuntilitwascompleted,wouldmakethenameofWestimmortal. ThisisnothinglessthantopublishanEnglishtranslationoftheBuddhistDjarmas,withaprefacegivinganideaofthepositionofBrahminismbeforethecomingofSakyamuni. WithdiligenceitispossiblethatImightbeablemyselftocompletepartoftheprefacebeforeIdie.” “Andpray,sir,”Iasked,“howlongwouldthewholeworkbewhenitwasfinished?” “TheabridgededitionintheImperialLibraryofPekin,”saidmyfather,rubbinghishandstogether,“consistsof325volumesofanaverageweightoffivepounds. Thentilepreface,whichmustembracesomeaccountoftheRig-veda,theSama-veda,theYagur-veda,andtheAtharva-veda,withtheBrahmanas,couldhardlybecompletedinlessthantenvolumes. Now,ifweapportiononevolumetoeachyear,thereiseveryprospectofthefamilycomingtoanendofitstaskaboutthedate2250,thetwelfthgenerationcompletingthework,whilethethirteenthmightoccupyitselfupontheindex.” “Andhowareourdescendantstolive,sir,”Iasked,withasmile,“duringtheprogressofthisgreatundertaking:’” “That’stheworstofyou,Jack,”myfathercriedpetulantly.“Thereisnothingpracticalaboutyou. Insteadofconfiningyourattentiontotheworkingoutofmynoblescheme,youbeginraisingallsortsofabsurdobjections. Itisamerematterofdetailhowourdescendantslive,solongastheysticktotheDjarmas. Now,IwantyoutogouptothebothyofFergusMcDonaldandseeaboutthethatch,andWillieFullertonhaswrittentosaythathismilk-cowisbad. Youmighttookinuponyourwayandaskafterit.” Istartedoffuponmyerrands,butbeforedoingsoItookalookatthebarometeruponthewall. Themercuryhadsunktothephenomenalpointoftwenty-eightinches. ClearlytheoldsailorhadnotbeenwronginhisinterpretationofNature’ssigns. AsIreturnedoverthemoorsintheevening,thewindwasblowinginshort,angrypuffs,andthewesternhorizonwasheapedwithsombrecloudswhichstretchedtheirlong,raggedtentaclesrightuptothezenith. Againsttheirdarkbackgroundoneortwolivid,sulphur-colouredsplotchesshowedupmalignantandmenacing,whilethesurfaceoftheseahadchangedfromtheappearanceofburnishedquicksilvertothatofgroundglass. Alow,moaningsoundroseupfromtheoceanasifitknewthattroublewasinstoreforit. FaroutintheChannelIsawasinglepanting,eagersteamvesselmakingifswaytoBelfastLough,andthelargebarquewhichIhadobservedinthemorningstillbeatingaboutintheoffing,endeavouringtopasstothenorthward. Atnineo’clockasharpbreezewasblowing,attenithadfreshenedintoagale,andbeforemidnightthemostfuriousstormwasragingwhichIcanrememberuponthatweather-beatencoast. Isatforsometimeinoursmall,oak-paneledsitting-roomlisteningtothescreechingandhowlingoftheblastandtotherattleofthegravelandpebblesastheypatteredagainstthewindow. Nature’sgrimorchestrawasplayingitsworld-oldpiecewithacompasswhichrangedfromthedeepdiapasonofthethunderingsurgetothethinshriekofthescatteredshingleandthekeenpipingoffrightenedseabirds. OnceforaninstantIopenedthelatticewindow,butagustofwindandraincameblusteringthrough,bearingwithitagreatsheetofseaweed,whichflappeddownuponthetable. ItwasallIcoulddotocloseitagainwithathrustofmyshoulderinthefaceoftheblast. Mysisterandfatherhadretiredtotheirrooms,butmythoughtsweretooactiveforsleep,soIcontinuedtositandtosmokebythesmoulderingfire. WhatwasgoingonintheHallnow,Iwondered? WhatdidGabrielthinkofthestorm,andhowdiditaffecttheoldmanwhowanderedaboutinthenight? DidhewelcomethesedreadforcesofNatureasbeingofthesameorderofthingsashisowntumultuousthoughts? ItwasonlytwodaysnowfromthedatewhichIhadbeenassuredwastomarkacrisisinhisfortunes. Wouldheregardthissuddentempestasbeinginanywayconnectedwiththemysteriousfatewhichthreatenedhim? OverallthesethingsandmanymoreIponderedasIsatbytheglowingembersuntiltheydiedgraduallyout,andthechillnightairwarnedmethatitwastimetoretire. ImayhavesleptacoupleofhourswhenIwasawakenedbysomeonetuggingfuriouslyatmyshoulder. Sittingupinbed,Isawbythedimlightthatmyfatherwasstandinghalf-cladbymybedside,andthatitwashisgraspwhichIfeltonmynight-shirt. “Getup,Jack,getup!”hewascryingexcitedly.“There’sagreatshipashoreinthebay,andthepoorfolkwillallbedrowned.Comedown,myboy,andletusseewhatwecando.” Thegoodoldmanseemedtobenearlybesidehimselfwithexcitementandimpatience. Isprangfrommybed,andwashuddlingonafewclothes,whenadull,boomingsoundmadeitselfheardabovethehowlingofthewindandthethunderofthebreakers. “Thereitisagain!”criedmyfather. “Itistheirsignalgun,poorcreatures!Jamiesonandthefishermenarebelow. Putyouroil-skincoatonandtheGlengarryhat. Come,come,everysecondmaymeanahumanlife!” Wehurrieddowntogetherandmadeourwaytothebeach,accompaniedbyadozenorsooftheinhabitantsofBranksome. Thegalehadincreasedratherthanmoderated,andthewindscreamedallrounduswithaninfernalclamour. Sogreatwasitsforcethatwehadtoputourshouldersagainstit,andboreourwaythroughit,whilethesandandgraveltingledupagainstourfaces. Therewasjustlightenoughtomakeoutthescuddingcloudsandthewhitegleamofthebreakers,butbeyondthatallwasabsolutedarkness. Westoodankledeepintheshingleandseaweed,shadingoureyeswithourhandsandpeeringoutintotheinkyobscurity. ItseemedtomeasIlistenedthatIcouldhearhumanvoicesloudinintreatyandterror,butamidthewildturmoilofNatureitwasdifficulttodistinguishonesoundfromanother. Suddenly,however,alightglimmeredintheheartofthetempest,andnextinstantthebeachandseaandwide,tossingbaywerebrilliantlyilluminatedbythewildglareofasignallight. Theshiplayonherbeam-endsrightinthecentreoftheterribleHanselreef,hurledovertosuchananglethatIcouldseealltheplankingofherdeck. Irecognizedheratonceasbeingthesamethree-mastedbarquewhichIhadobservedintheChannelinthemorning,andtheUnionJackwhichwasnailedupsidedowntothejaggedslumpofhermizzenproclaimedhernationality. Everysparandropeandwrithingpieceofcordageshoweduphardandclearunderthevividlightwhichsplutteredandflickeredfromthehighestportionoftheforecastle. Beyondthedoomedship,outofthegreatdarknesscamethelong,rollinglinesofbigwaves,neverending,nevertiring,withapetulanttuftoffoamhereandthereupontheircrests. Eachasitreachedthebroadcircleofunnaturallightappearedtogatherstrengthandvolumeandtohurryonmoreimpetuouslyuntilwitharoarandajarringcrashitspranguponitsvictim. portraitofSirArthurConanDoyle Clingingtotheweathershroudswecoulddistinctlyseetenoradozenfrightenedseamenwho,whenthelightrevealedourpresence,turnedtheirwhitefacestowardsusandwavedtheirhandsimploringly. Thepoorwretcheshadevidentlytakenfreshhopefromourpresence,thoughitwasclearthattheirownboatshadeitherbeenwashedawayorsodamagedastorenderthemuseless. Thesailorswhoclungtotheriggingwerenot,however,theonlyunfortunatesonboard. Onthebreakingpooptherestoodthreemenwhoappearedtobebothofadifferentraceandnaturefromthecoweringwretcheswhoimploredourassistance. Leaningupontheshatteredtaff-railtheyseemedtobeconversingtogetherasquietlyandunconcernedlyasthoughtheywereunconsciousofthedeadlyperilwhichsurroundedthem. Asthesignallightflickeredoverthem,wecouldseefromtheshorethattheseimmutablestrangersworeredfezes,andthattheirfaceswereofaswarthy,large-featuredtype,whichproclaimedanEasternorigin. Therewaslittletime,however,forustotakenoteofsuchdetails.Theshipwasbreakingrapidly,andsomeeffortmustbemadetosavethepoor,soddengroupofhumanitywhoimploredourassistance. ThenearestlifeboatwasintheBayofLuce,tenlongmilesaway,butherewasourownbroad,roomycraftupontheshingle,andplentyofbravefisherladstoformacrew. Sixofussprangtotheoars,theotherspushedusoff,andwefoughtourwaythroughtheswirling,ragingwaters,staggeringandrecoilingbeforethegreat,sweepingbillows,butstillsteadilydecreasingthedistancebetweenthebarqueandourselves. Itseemed,however,thatoureffortswerefatedtobeinvain. AswemounteduponasurgeIsawagiantwave,toppingalltheothers,andcomingafterthemlikeadriverfollowingaflock,sweepdownuponthevessel,curlingitsgreat,greenarchoverthebreakingdeck. Witharending,rivingsoundtheshipsplitintwowheretheterrible,serratedbackoftheHanselreefwassawingintoherkeel. Theafter-part,withthebrokenmizzenandthethreeOrientals,sankbackwardsintodeepwaterandvanished,whilethefore-halfoscillatedhelplesslyabout,retainingitsprecariousbalanceupontherocks. Awailoffearwentupfromthewreckandwasechoedfromthebeach,butbytheblessingofProvidenceshekeptafloatuntilwemadeourwayunderherbowspritandrescuedeverymanofthecrew. Wehadnotgothalf-wayuponourreturn,however,whenanothergreatwaveswepttheshatteredforecastleoffthereef,and,extinguishingthesignallight,hidthewilddenouementfromourview. Ourfriendsupontheshorewereloudincongratulationandpraise,norweretheybackwardinwelcomingandcomfortingthecastaways. Theywerethirteeninall,ascoldandcowedasetofmortalsaseverslippedthroughDeath’sfingers,save,indeed,theircaptain,whowasahardy,robustman,andwhomadelightoftheaffair. Someweretakenofftothiscottageandsometothat,butthegreaterpartcamebacktoBranksomewithus,wherewegavethemsuchdryclothesaswecouldlayourhandson,andservedthemwithbeefandbeerbythekitchenfire. Thecaptain,whosenamewasMeadows,compressedhisbulkyformintoasuitofmyown,andcamedowntotheparlour,wherehemixedhimselfsomegrogandgavemyfatherandmyselfanaccountofthedisaster. “Ifithadn’tbeenforyou,sir,andyourbravefellows,”hesaid,smilingacrossatme,“weshouldbetenfathomsdeepbythistime. AstotheBelinda,shewasaleakyoldtubandwellinsured,soneithertheownersnorIarelikelytobreakourheartsoverher.” “Iamafraid,”saidmyfathersadly,“thatweshallneverseeyourthreepassengersagain. Ihaveleftmenuponthebeachincasetheyshouldbewashedup,butIfearitishopeless. Isawthemgodownwhenthevesselsplit,andnomancouldhavelivedforamomentamongthatterriblesurge.” “Whowerethey?”Iasked.“Icouldnothavebelievedthatitwaspossibleformentoappearsounconcernedinthefaceofsuchimminentperil.” “Astowhotheyareorwere,”thecaptainanswered,puffingthoughtfullyathispipe,“thatisbynomeanseasytosay. OurlastportwasKurrachee,inthenorthofIndia,andtherewetookthemaboardaspassengersforGlasgow. RamSinghwasthenameoftheyounger,anditisonlywithhimthatIhavecomeincontact,buttheyallappearedtobequiet,inoffensivegentlemen. Ineverinquiredtheirbusiness,butIshouldjudgethattheywereParseemerchantsfromHyderabadwhosetradetookthemtoEurope. Icouldneverseewhythecrewshouldfearthem,andthemate,too,heshouldhavehadmoresense.” “FearthemI!”Iejaculatedinsurprise. “Yes,theyhadsomepreposterousideathattheyweredangerousshipmates. Ihavenodoubtifyouweretogodownintothekitchennowyouwouldfindthattheyareallagreedthatourpassengerswerethecauseofthewholedisaster.” Asthecaptainwasspeakingtheparlourdooropenedandthemateofthebarque,atall,red-beardedsailor,steppedin. Hehadobtainedacompleterig-outfromsomekind-heartedfisherman,andlookedinhiscomfortablejerseyandwell-greasedseabootsaveryfavourablespecimenofashipwreckedmariner. Withafewwordsofgratefulacknowledgmentofourhospitality,hedrewachairuptothefireandwarmedhisgreat,brownhandsbeforetheblaze. “Whatd’yethinknow,CaptainMeadows?”heaskedpresently,glancingupathissuperiorofficer.“Didn’tIwarnyouwhatwouldbetheupshotofhavingthoseniggersonboardtheBelinda?” Thecaptainleantbackinhischairandlaughedheartily. “Didn’tItellyou?”hecried,appealingtous.“Didn’tItellyou?” “Itmighthavebeennolaughingmatterforus,”theotherremarkedpetulantly.“Ihavelostagoodsea-kitandnearlymylifeintothebargain.” “DoIunderstandyoutosay,”saidI,“thatyouattributeyourmisfortunestoyourill-fatedpassengers?” Themateopenedhiseyesattheadjective. “Whyill-fated,sir?”heasked. “Becausetheyaremostcertainlydrowned,”Ianswered. Hesniffedincredulouslyandwentonwarminghishands. “Menofthatkindareneverdrowned,”hesaid,afterapause. “Theirfather,thedevil,looksafterthem. Didyouseethemstandingonthepoopandrollingcigarettesatthetimewhenthemizzenwascarriedawayandthequarter-boatsstove?Thatwasenoughforme. I’mnotsurprisedatyoulandsmennotbeingabletotakeitin,butthecaptainhere,who’sbeensailingsincehewastheheightofthebinnacle,oughttoknowbythistimethatacatandapriestaretheworstcargoyoucancarry. IfaChristianpriestisbad,Iguessanidolatrouspaganoneisfiftytimesworse. Istandbytheoldreligion,andbed—dtoit!” MyfatherandIcouldnothelplaughingattheroughsailor’sveryunorthodoxwayofproclaiminghisorthodoxy. Themate,however,wasevidentlyindeadlyearnest,andproceededtostatehiscase,markingoffthedifferentpointsupontherough,redfingersofhislefthand. “ItwasatKurrachee,directlyaftertheycomethatIwarnedye,”hesaidreproachfullytothecaptain. “TherewasthreeBuddhistLascarsinmywatch,andwhatdidtheydowhenthemchapscomeaboard? Why,theydownontheirstomachsandrubbedtheirnosesonthedeck—that’swhattheydid. Theywouldn’tha’doneasmuchforanadmiraloftheR’yalNavy. Theyknowwho’swho—theseniggersdo;andIsmeltmischiefthemomentIsawthemontheirfaces. Iaskedthemafterwardsinyourpresence,Captain,whytheyhaddoneit,andtheyansweredthatthepassengerswereholymen.Youheard‘emyourself.” “Well,there’snoharminthat,Hawkins,”saidCaptainMeadows. “Idon’tknowthat,”thematesaiddoubtfully. “TheholiestChristianistheonethat’snearestGod,buttheholiestniggeris,inmyopinion,theonethat’snearestthedevil. Thenyousawyourself,CaptainMeadows,howtheywentonduringthevoyage,readingbooksthatwaswritonwoodinsteado’paper,andsittinguprightthroughthenighttojabbertogetheronthequarter-deck. Whatdidtheywanttohaveachartoftheirownforandtomarkthecourseofthevesseleveryday?” “Theydidn’t,”saidthecaptain. “Indeedtheydid,andifIdidnottellyousooneritwasbecauseyouwerealwaysreadytolaughatwhatIsaidaboutthem. Theyhadinstrumentso’theirown—whentheyusedthemIcan’tsay—buteverydayatnoontheyworkedoutthelatitudeandlongitude,andmarkedoutthevessel’spositiononachartthatwaspinnedontheircabintable. Isawthematit,andsodidthestewardfromhispantry.” “Well,Idon’tseewhatyouprovefromthat,”thecaptainremarked,”thoughIconfessitisastrangething.” “I’lltellyouanotherstrangething,”saidthemateimpressively.“Doyouknowthenameofthisbayinwhichwearecastaway?” “IhavelearntfromourkindfriendsherethatweareupontheWigtownshirecoast,”thecaptainanswered,“butIhavenotheardthenameofthebay.” Themateleantforwardwithagraveface. “ItistheBayofKirkmaiden,”hesaid. IfheexpectedtoastonishCaptainMeadowshecertainlysucceeded,forthatgentlemanwasfairlybereftofspeechforaminuteormore. “Thisisreallymarvelous,”hesaid,afteratime,turningtous. “Thesepassengersofourscross-questionedusearlyintilevoyageastotheexistenceofabayofthatname. HawkinshereandIdeniedallknowledgeofone,foronthechartitisincludedintheBayofLuce. Thatweshouldeventuallybeblownintoitanddestroyedisanextraordinarycoincidence.” “Tooextraordinarytobeacoincidence,”growledthemate. “Isawthemduringthecalmyesterdaymorning,pointingtothelandoverourstarboardquarter. Theyknewwellenoughthatthatwastheporttheyweremakingfor.” “Whatdoyoumakeofitall,then,Hawkins?”askedthecaptain,withatroubledface.“Whatisyourowntheoryonthematter?” “Why,inmyopinion,”themateanswered,“themthreeswabshavenomoredifficultyinraisingagaleo’windthanIshouldhaveinswallowingthisheregrog. Theyhadreasonso’theirownforcomingtothisGod-forsaken—savingyourpresence,sirs—thisGod-forsakenbay,andtheytookashortcuttoitbyarrangingtobeblownashorethere. That’smyideao’thematter,thoughwhatthreeBuddhistpriestscouldfindtodointheBayofKirkmaideniscleanpastmycomprehension.” Myfatherraisedhiseyebrowstoindicatethedoubtwhichhishospitalityforbadehimfromputtingintowords. “Ithink,gentlemen,”hesaid,“thatyouarebothsorelyinneedofrestafteryourperilousadventures.IfyouwillfollowmeIshallleadyoutoyourrooms.” Heconductedthemwithold-fashionedceremonytothelaird’sbestsparebedroom,andthen,returningtomeintheparlour,proposedthatweshouldgodowntogethertothebeachandlearnwhetheranythingfreshhadoccurred. Thefirstpalelightofdawnwasjustappearingintheeastwhenwemadeourwayforthesecondtimetothesceneoftheshipwreck. Thegalehadblownitselfout,buttheseawasstillveryhigh,andallinsidethebreakerswasaseething,gleaminglineoffoam,asthoughthefierceoldoceanweregnashingitswhitefangsatthevictimswhohadescapedfromitsclutches. Allalongthebeachfishermenandcrofterswerehardatworkhaulingupsparsandbarrelsasfastastheyweretossedashore. Noneofthemhadseenanybodies,however,andtheyexplainedtousthatonlysuchthingsascouldfloathadanychanceofcomingashore,fortheundercurrentwassostrongthatwhateverwasbeneaththesurfacemustinfalliblybesweptouttosea. Astothepossibilityoftheunfortunatepassengershavingbeenabletoreachtheshore,thesepracticalmenwouldnothearofitforamoment,andshowedusconclusivelythatiftheyhadnotbeendrownedtheymusthavebeendashedtopiecesupontherocks. “Wedidallthatcouldbedone,”myfathersaidsadly,aswereturnedhome. “Iamafraidthatthepoormatehashadhisreasonaffectedbythesuddennessofthedisaster. DidyouhearwhathesaidaboutBuddhistpriestsraisingagale?” “Yes,Iheardhim,”saidI.“Itwasverypainfultolistentohim,”saidmyfather. “Iwonderifhewouldobjecttomyputtingasmallmustardplasterundereachofhisears. Itwouldrelieveanycongestionofthebrain. Orperhapsitwouldbebesttowakehimupandgivehimtwoantibiliouspills.Whatdoyouthink,Jack?” “Ithink,”saidI,withayawn,“thatyouhadbestlethimsleep,andgotosleepyourself.Youcanphysichiminthemorningifheneedsit.” SosayingIstumbledofftomybedroom,andthrowingmyselfuponthecouchwassooninadreamlessslumber.