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ThethirdofOctoberhadbrokenauspiciouslywithabrightsunandacloudlesssky.
Therehadinthemorningbeenaslightbreeze,andafewlittlewhitewreathsofvapourdriftedhereandtherelikethescatteredfeathersofsomegiganticbird,but,asthedayworeon,suchwindastherewasfellcompletelyaway,andtheairbecamecloseandstagnant.
Thesunblazeddownwithadegreeofheatwhichwasremarkablesolateintheseason,andashimmeringhazelayupontheuplandmoorsandconcealedtheIrishmountainsontheothersideoftheChannel.
Theseaitselfroseandfellinalong,heavy,oilyroll,sweepingslowlylandward,andbreakingsullenlywithadull,monotonousboomingupontherock-girtshore.
Totheinexperiencedallseemedcalmandpeaceful,buttothosewhoareaccustomedtoreadNature’swarningstherewasadarkmenaceinairandskyandsea.
MysisterandIwalkedoutintheafternoon,saunteringslowlyalongthemarginofthegreat,sandyspitwhichshootsoutintotheIrishSea,flankingupononesidethemagnificentBayofLuce,andontheotherthemoreobscureinletofKirkmaiden,ontheshoresofwhichtheBranksomepropertyissituated.
Itwastoosultrytogofar,sowesoonseatedourselvesupononeofthesandyhillocks,overgrownwithfadedgrass-tufts,whichextendalongthecoast-line,andwhichformNature’sdykesagainsttheencroachmentsoftheocean.
Ourrestwassooninterruptedbythescrunchingofheavybootsupontheshingle,andJamieson,theoldman-o’-war’smanwhomIhavealreadyhadoccasiontomention,madehisappearance,withtheflat,circularnetuponhisbackwhichheusedforshrimp-catching.
Hecametowardsusuponseeingus,andsaidinhisrough,kindlywaythathehopedwewouldnottakeitamissifhesentusupadishofshrimpsforourteaatBranksome.
Iayemakeagoodcatchbeforeastorm,heremarked.
Youthinkthereisgoingtobeastorm,then?Iasked.
Why,evenamarinecouldseethat,heanswered,stickingagreatwedgeoftobaccointohischeek.
ThemoorsovernearCloomberarejustwhitewi’gullsandkittiewakes.
Whatd’yethinktheycomeashoreforexcepttoescapehavingallthefeathersblownouto’them?
ImindadaylikethiswhenIwaswi’CharlieNapieroffCronstadt.
Itwell-nighblewusunderthegunsoftheforts,forallourenginesandpropellers.
Haveyoueverknownawreckintheseparts?Iasked.
Lordloveye,sir,it’safamousplaceforwrecks.
Why,inthatverybaydowntheretwoo’KingPhilip’sfirst-ratesfounderedwi’allhandsinthedayso’theSpanishwar.
Ifthatsheeto’waterandtheBayo’Luceroundthecornercouldtelltheiraintalethey’dhaveageylottospeakof.
WhentheJedgmentDaycomesroundthatwaterwillbejustbubblingwi’thenumbero’folksthatwillbecomingupfraethebottom.
Itrustthattherewillbenowreckswhilewearehere,saidEstherearnestly.
Theoldmanshookhisgrizzledheadandlookeddistrustfullyatthehazyhorizon.
Ifitblowsfromthewest,hesaid,someo’thesesailingshipsmayfinditnojoketobecaughtwithoutsea-roomintheNorthChannel.
There’sthatbarqueoutyonderIdaresayhermaisterwouldbegladenoughtofindhimsel’safeintheClyde.
Sheseemstobeabsolutelymotionless,Iremarked,lookingatthevesselinquestion,whoseblackhullandgleamingsailsroseandfellslowlywiththethrobbingofthegiantpulsebeneathher.
Perhaps,Jamieson,wearewrong,andtherewillbenostormafterall.
Theoldsailorchuckledtohimselfwithanairofsuperiorknowledge,andshuffledawaywithhisshrimp-net,whilemysisterandIwalkedslowlyhomewardsthroughthehotandstagnantair.
Iwentuptomyfather’sstudytoseeiftheoldgentlemanhadanyinstructionsastotheestate,forhehadbecomeengrossedinanewworkuponOrientalliterature,andthepracticalmanagementofthepropertyhadinconsequencedevolvedentirelyuponme.
Ifoundhimseatedathissquarelibrarytable,whichwassoheapedwithbooksandpapersthatnothingofhimwasvisiblefromthedoorexceptatuftofwhitehair.
Mydearson,hesaidtomeasIentered,itisagreatgrieftomethatyouarenotmoreconversantwithSanscrit.
WhenIwasyourage,Icouldconversenotonlyinthatnoblelanguage,butalsointheTamulic,Lohitic,Gangelic,Taic,andMalaicdialects,whicharealloffshootsfromtheTuranianbranch.
Iregretextremely,sir,Ianswered,thatIhavenotinheritedyourwonderfultalentsasapolyglot.
Ihavesetmyselfatask,heexplained,which,ifitcouldonlybecontinuedfromgenerationtogenerationinourownfamilyuntilitwascompleted,wouldmakethenameofWestimmortal.
ThisisnothinglessthantopublishanEnglishtranslationoftheBuddhistDjarmas,withaprefacegivinganideaofthepositionofBrahminismbeforethecomingofSakyamuni.
WithdiligenceitispossiblethatImightbeablemyselftocompletepartoftheprefacebeforeIdie.
Andpray,sir,Iasked,howlongwouldthewholeworkbewhenitwasfinished?
TheabridgededitionintheImperialLibraryofPekin,saidmyfather,rubbinghishandstogether,consistsof325volumesofanaverageweightoffivepounds.
Thentilepreface,whichmustembracesomeaccountoftheRig-veda,theSama-veda,theYagur-veda,andtheAtharva-veda,withtheBrahmanas,couldhardlybecompletedinlessthantenvolumes.
Now,ifweapportiononevolumetoeachyear,thereiseveryprospectofthefamilycomingtoanendofitstaskaboutthedate2250,thetwelfthgenerationcompletingthework,whilethethirteenthmightoccupyitselfupontheindex.
Andhowareourdescendantstolive,sir,Iasked,withasmile,duringtheprogressofthisgreatundertaking:’
That’stheworstofyou,Jack,myfathercriedpetulantly.Thereisnothingpracticalaboutyou.
Insteadofconfiningyourattentiontotheworkingoutofmynoblescheme,youbeginraisingallsortsofabsurdobjections.
Itisamerematterofdetailhowourdescendantslive,solongastheysticktotheDjarmas.
Now,IwantyoutogouptothebothyofFergusMcDonaldandseeaboutthethatch,andWillieFullertonhaswrittentosaythathismilk-cowisbad.
Youmighttookinuponyourwayandaskafterit.
Istartedoffuponmyerrands,butbeforedoingsoItookalookatthebarometeruponthewall.
Themercuryhadsunktothephenomenalpointoftwenty-eightinches.
ClearlytheoldsailorhadnotbeenwronginhisinterpretationofNature’ssigns.
AsIreturnedoverthemoorsintheevening,thewindwasblowinginshort,angrypuffs,andthewesternhorizonwasheapedwithsombrecloudswhichstretchedtheirlong,raggedtentaclesrightuptothezenith.
Againsttheirdarkbackgroundoneortwolivid,sulphur-colouredsplotchesshowedupmalignantandmenacing,whilethesurfaceoftheseahadchangedfromtheappearanceofburnishedquicksilvertothatofgroundglass.
Alow,moaningsoundroseupfromtheoceanasifitknewthattroublewasinstoreforit.
FaroutintheChannelIsawasinglepanting,eagersteamvesselmakingifswaytoBelfastLough,andthelargebarquewhichIhadobservedinthemorningstillbeatingaboutintheoffing,endeavouringtopasstothenorthward.
Atnineo’clockasharpbreezewasblowing,attenithadfreshenedintoagale,andbeforemidnightthemostfuriousstormwasragingwhichIcanrememberuponthatweather-beatencoast.
Isatforsometimeinoursmall,oak-paneledsitting-roomlisteningtothescreechingandhowlingoftheblastandtotherattleofthegravelandpebblesastheypatteredagainstthewindow.
Nature’sgrimorchestrawasplayingitsworld-oldpiecewithacompasswhichrangedfromthedeepdiapasonofthethunderingsurgetothethinshriekofthescatteredshingleandthekeenpipingoffrightenedseabirds.
OnceforaninstantIopenedthelatticewindow,butagustofwindandraincameblusteringthrough,bearingwithitagreatsheetofseaweed,whichflappeddownuponthetable.
ItwasallIcoulddotocloseitagainwithathrustofmyshoulderinthefaceoftheblast.
Mysisterandfatherhadretiredtotheirrooms,butmythoughtsweretooactiveforsleep,soIcontinuedtositandtosmokebythesmoulderingfire.
WhatwasgoingonintheHallnow,Iwondered?
WhatdidGabrielthinkofthestorm,andhowdiditaffecttheoldmanwhowanderedaboutinthenight?
DidhewelcomethesedreadforcesofNatureasbeingofthesameorderofthingsashisowntumultuousthoughts?
ItwasonlytwodaysnowfromthedatewhichIhadbeenassuredwastomarkacrisisinhisfortunes.
Wouldheregardthissuddentempestasbeinginanywayconnectedwiththemysteriousfatewhichthreatenedhim?
OverallthesethingsandmanymoreIponderedasIsatbytheglowingembersuntiltheydiedgraduallyout,andthechillnightairwarnedmethatitwastimetoretire.
ImayhavesleptacoupleofhourswhenIwasawakenedbysomeonetuggingfuriouslyatmyshoulder.
Sittingupinbed,Isawbythedimlightthatmyfatherwasstandinghalf-cladbymybedside,andthatitwashisgraspwhichIfeltonmynight-shirt.
Getup,Jack,getup!hewascryingexcitedly.There’sagreatshipashoreinthebay,andthepoorfolkwillallbedrowned.Comedown,myboy,andletusseewhatwecando.
Thegoodoldmanseemedtobenearlybesidehimselfwithexcitementandimpatience.
Isprangfrommybed,andwashuddlingonafewclothes,whenadull,boomingsoundmadeitselfheardabovethehowlingofthewindandthethunderofthebreakers.
Thereitisagain!criedmyfather.
Itistheirsignalgun,poorcreatures!Jamiesonandthefishermenarebelow.
Putyouroil-skincoatonandtheGlengarryhat.
Come,come,everysecondmaymeanahumanlife!
Wehurrieddowntogetherandmadeourwaytothebeach,accompaniedbyadozenorsooftheinhabitantsofBranksome.
Thegalehadincreasedratherthanmoderated,andthewindscreamedallrounduswithaninfernalclamour.
Sogreatwasitsforcethatwehadtoputourshouldersagainstit,andboreourwaythroughit,whilethesandandgraveltingledupagainstourfaces.
Therewasjustlightenoughtomakeoutthescuddingcloudsandthewhitegleamofthebreakers,butbeyondthatallwasabsolutedarkness.
Westoodankledeepintheshingleandseaweed,shadingoureyeswithourhandsandpeeringoutintotheinkyobscurity.
ItseemedtomeasIlistenedthatIcouldhearhumanvoicesloudinintreatyandterror,butamidthewildturmoilofNatureitwasdifficulttodistinguishonesoundfromanother.
Suddenly,however,alightglimmeredintheheartofthetempest,andnextinstantthebeachandseaandwide,tossingbaywerebrilliantlyilluminatedbythewildglareofasignallight.
Theshiplayonherbeam-endsrightinthecentreoftheterribleHanselreef,hurledovertosuchananglethatIcouldseealltheplankingofherdeck.
Irecognizedheratonceasbeingthesamethree-mastedbarquewhichIhadobservedintheChannelinthemorning,andtheUnionJackwhichwasnailedupsidedowntothejaggedslumpofhermizzenproclaimedhernationality.
Everysparandropeandwrithingpieceofcordageshoweduphardandclearunderthevividlightwhichsplutteredandflickeredfromthehighestportionoftheforecastle.
Beyondthedoomedship,outofthegreatdarknesscamethelong,rollinglinesofbigwaves,neverending,nevertiring,withapetulanttuftoffoamhereandthereupontheircrests.
Eachasitreachedthebroadcircleofunnaturallightappearedtogatherstrengthandvolumeandtohurryonmoreimpetuouslyuntilwitharoarandajarringcrashitspranguponitsvictim.
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Clingingtotheweathershroudswecoulddistinctlyseetenoradozenfrightenedseamenwho,whenthelightrevealedourpresence,turnedtheirwhitefacestowardsusandwavedtheirhandsimploringly.
Thepoorwretcheshadevidentlytakenfreshhopefromourpresence,thoughitwasclearthattheirownboatshadeitherbeenwashedawayorsodamagedastorenderthemuseless.
Thesailorswhoclungtotheriggingwerenot,however,theonlyunfortunatesonboard.
Onthebreakingpooptherestoodthreemenwhoappearedtobebothofadifferentraceandnaturefromthecoweringwretcheswhoimploredourassistance.
Leaningupontheshatteredtaff-railtheyseemedtobeconversingtogetherasquietlyandunconcernedlyasthoughtheywereunconsciousofthedeadlyperilwhichsurroundedthem.
Asthesignallightflickeredoverthem,wecouldseefromtheshorethattheseimmutablestrangersworeredfezes,andthattheirfaceswereofaswarthy,large-featuredtype,whichproclaimedanEasternorigin.
Therewaslittletime,however,forustotakenoteofsuchdetails.Theshipwasbreakingrapidly,andsomeeffortmustbemadetosavethepoor,soddengroupofhumanitywhoimploredourassistance.
ThenearestlifeboatwasintheBayofLuce,tenlongmilesaway,butherewasourownbroad,roomycraftupontheshingle,andplentyofbravefisherladstoformacrew.
Sixofussprangtotheoars,theotherspushedusoff,andwefoughtourwaythroughtheswirling,ragingwaters,staggeringandrecoilingbeforethegreat,sweepingbillows,butstillsteadilydecreasingthedistancebetweenthebarqueandourselves.
Itseemed,however,thatoureffortswerefatedtobeinvain.
AswemounteduponasurgeIsawagiantwave,toppingalltheothers,andcomingafterthemlikeadriverfollowingaflock,sweepdownuponthevessel,curlingitsgreat,greenarchoverthebreakingdeck.
Witharending,rivingsoundtheshipsplitintwowheretheterrible,serratedbackoftheHanselreefwassawingintoherkeel.
Theafter-part,withthebrokenmizzenandthethreeOrientals,sankbackwardsintodeepwaterandvanished,whilethefore-halfoscillatedhelplesslyabout,retainingitsprecariousbalanceupontherocks.
Awailoffearwentupfromthewreckandwasechoedfromthebeach,butbytheblessingofProvidenceshekeptafloatuntilwemadeourwayunderherbowspritandrescuedeverymanofthecrew.
Wehadnotgothalf-wayuponourreturn,however,whenanothergreatwaveswepttheshatteredforecastleoffthereef,and,extinguishingthesignallight,hidthewilddenouementfromourview.
Ourfriendsupontheshorewereloudincongratulationandpraise,norweretheybackwardinwelcomingandcomfortingthecastaways.
Theywerethirteeninall,ascoldandcowedasetofmortalsaseverslippedthroughDeath’sfingers,save,indeed,theircaptain,whowasahardy,robustman,andwhomadelightoftheaffair.
Someweretakenofftothiscottageandsometothat,butthegreaterpartcamebacktoBranksomewithus,wherewegavethemsuchdryclothesaswecouldlayourhandson,andservedthemwithbeefandbeerbythekitchenfire.
Thecaptain,whosenamewasMeadows,compressedhisbulkyformintoasuitofmyown,andcamedowntotheparlour,wherehemixedhimselfsomegrogandgavemyfatherandmyselfanaccountofthedisaster.
Ifithadn’tbeenforyou,sir,andyourbravefellows,hesaid,smilingacrossatme,weshouldbetenfathomsdeepbythistime.
AstotheBelinda,shewasaleakyoldtubandwellinsured,soneithertheownersnorIarelikelytobreakourheartsoverher.
Iamafraid,saidmyfathersadly,thatweshallneverseeyourthreepassengersagain.
Ihaveleftmenuponthebeachincasetheyshouldbewashedup,butIfearitishopeless.
Isawthemgodownwhenthevesselsplit,andnomancouldhavelivedforamomentamongthatterriblesurge.
Whowerethey?Iasked.Icouldnothavebelievedthatitwaspossibleformentoappearsounconcernedinthefaceofsuchimminentperil.
Astowhotheyareorwere,thecaptainanswered,puffingthoughtfullyathispipe,thatisbynomeanseasytosay.
OurlastportwasKurrachee,inthenorthofIndia,andtherewetookthemaboardaspassengersforGlasgow.
RamSinghwasthenameoftheyounger,anditisonlywithhimthatIhavecomeincontact,buttheyallappearedtobequiet,inoffensivegentlemen.
Ineverinquiredtheirbusiness,butIshouldjudgethattheywereParseemerchantsfromHyderabadwhosetradetookthemtoEurope.
Icouldneverseewhythecrewshouldfearthem,andthemate,too,heshouldhavehadmoresense.
FearthemI!Iejaculatedinsurprise.
Yes,theyhadsomepreposterousideathattheyweredangerousshipmates.
Ihavenodoubtifyouweretogodownintothekitchennowyouwouldfindthattheyareallagreedthatourpassengerswerethecauseofthewholedisaster.
Asthecaptainwasspeakingtheparlourdooropenedandthemateofthebarque,atall,red-beardedsailor,steppedin.
Hehadobtainedacompleterig-outfromsomekind-heartedfisherman,andlookedinhiscomfortablejerseyandwell-greasedseabootsaveryfavourablespecimenofashipwreckedmariner.
Withafewwordsofgratefulacknowledgmentofourhospitality,hedrewachairuptothefireandwarmedhisgreat,brownhandsbeforetheblaze.
Whatd’yethinknow,CaptainMeadows?heaskedpresently,glancingupathissuperiorofficer.Didn’tIwarnyouwhatwouldbetheupshotofhavingthoseniggersonboardtheBelinda?
Thecaptainleantbackinhischairandlaughedheartily.
Didn’tItellyou?hecried,appealingtous.Didn’tItellyou?
Itmighthavebeennolaughingmatterforus,theotherremarkedpetulantly.Ihavelostagoodsea-kitandnearlymylifeintothebargain.
DoIunderstandyoutosay,saidI,thatyouattributeyourmisfortunestoyourill-fatedpassengers?
Themateopenedhiseyesattheadjective.
Whyill-fated,sir?heasked.
Becausetheyaremostcertainlydrowned,Ianswered.
Hesniffedincredulouslyandwentonwarminghishands.
Menofthatkindareneverdrowned,hesaid,afterapause.
Theirfather,thedevil,looksafterthem.
Didyouseethemstandingonthepoopandrollingcigarettesatthetimewhenthemizzenwascarriedawayandthequarter-boatsstove?Thatwasenoughforme.
I’mnotsurprisedatyoulandsmennotbeingabletotakeitin,butthecaptainhere,who’sbeensailingsincehewastheheightofthebinnacle,oughttoknowbythistimethatacatandapriestaretheworstcargoyoucancarry.
IfaChristianpriestisbad,Iguessanidolatrouspaganoneisfiftytimesworse.
Istandbytheoldreligion,andbeddtoit!
MyfatherandIcouldnothelplaughingattheroughsailor’sveryunorthodoxwayofproclaiminghisorthodoxy.
Themate,however,wasevidentlyindeadlyearnest,andproceededtostatehiscase,markingoffthedifferentpointsupontherough,redfingersofhislefthand.
ItwasatKurrachee,directlyaftertheycomethatIwarnedye,hesaidreproachfullytothecaptain.
TherewasthreeBuddhistLascarsinmywatch,andwhatdidtheydowhenthemchapscomeaboard?
Why,theydownontheirstomachsandrubbedtheirnosesonthedeckthat’swhattheydid.
Theywouldn’tha’doneasmuchforanadmiraloftheR’yalNavy.
Theyknowwho’swhotheseniggersdo;andIsmeltmischiefthemomentIsawthemontheirfaces.
Iaskedthemafterwardsinyourpresence,Captain,whytheyhaddoneit,andtheyansweredthatthepassengerswereholymen.Youheardemyourself.
Well,there’snoharminthat,Hawkins,saidCaptainMeadows.
Idon’tknowthat,thematesaiddoubtfully.
TheholiestChristianistheonethat’snearestGod,buttheholiestniggeris,inmyopinion,theonethat’snearestthedevil.
Thenyousawyourself,CaptainMeadows,howtheywentonduringthevoyage,readingbooksthatwaswritonwoodinsteado’paper,andsittinguprightthroughthenighttojabbertogetheronthequarter-deck.
Whatdidtheywanttohaveachartoftheirownforandtomarkthecourseofthevesseleveryday?
Theydidn’t,saidthecaptain.
Indeedtheydid,andifIdidnottellyousooneritwasbecauseyouwerealwaysreadytolaughatwhatIsaidaboutthem.
Theyhadinstrumentso’theirownwhentheyusedthemIcan’tsaybuteverydayatnoontheyworkedoutthelatitudeandlongitude,andmarkedoutthevessel’spositiononachartthatwaspinnedontheircabintable.
Isawthematit,andsodidthestewardfromhispantry.
Well,Idon’tseewhatyouprovefromthat,thecaptainremarked,thoughIconfessitisastrangething.
I’lltellyouanotherstrangething,saidthemateimpressively.Doyouknowthenameofthisbayinwhichwearecastaway?
IhavelearntfromourkindfriendsherethatweareupontheWigtownshirecoast,thecaptainanswered,butIhavenotheardthenameofthebay.
Themateleantforwardwithagraveface.
ItistheBayofKirkmaiden,hesaid.
IfheexpectedtoastonishCaptainMeadowshecertainlysucceeded,forthatgentlemanwasfairlybereftofspeechforaminuteormore.
Thisisreallymarvelous,hesaid,afteratime,turningtous.
Thesepassengersofourscross-questionedusearlyintilevoyageastotheexistenceofabayofthatname.
HawkinshereandIdeniedallknowledgeofone,foronthechartitisincludedintheBayofLuce.
Thatweshouldeventuallybeblownintoitanddestroyedisanextraordinarycoincidence.
Tooextraordinarytobeacoincidence,growledthemate.
Isawthemduringthecalmyesterdaymorning,pointingtothelandoverourstarboardquarter.
Theyknewwellenoughthatthatwastheporttheyweremakingfor.
Whatdoyoumakeofitall,then,Hawkins?askedthecaptain,withatroubledface.Whatisyourowntheoryonthematter?
Why,inmyopinion,themateanswered,themthreeswabshavenomoredifficultyinraisingagaleo’windthanIshouldhaveinswallowingthisheregrog.
Theyhadreasonso’theirownforcomingtothisGod-forsakensavingyourpresence,sirsthisGod-forsakenbay,andtheytookashortcuttoitbyarrangingtobeblownashorethere.
That’smyideao’thematter,thoughwhatthreeBuddhistpriestscouldfindtodointheBayofKirkmaideniscleanpastmycomprehension.
Myfatherraisedhiseyebrowstoindicatethedoubtwhichhishospitalityforbadehimfromputtingintowords.
Ithink,gentlemen,hesaid,thatyouarebothsorelyinneedofrestafteryourperilousadventures.IfyouwillfollowmeIshallleadyoutoyourrooms.
Heconductedthemwithold-fashionedceremonytothelaird’sbestsparebedroom,andthen,returningtomeintheparlour,proposedthatweshouldgodowntogethertothebeachandlearnwhetheranythingfreshhadoccurred.
Thefirstpalelightofdawnwasjustappearingintheeastwhenwemadeourwayforthesecondtimetothesceneoftheshipwreck.
Thegalehadblownitselfout,buttheseawasstillveryhigh,andallinsidethebreakerswasaseething,gleaminglineoffoam,asthoughthefierceoldoceanweregnashingitswhitefangsatthevictimswhohadescapedfromitsclutches.
Allalongthebeachfishermenandcrofterswerehardatworkhaulingupsparsandbarrelsasfastastheyweretossedashore.
Noneofthemhadseenanybodies,however,andtheyexplainedtousthatonlysuchthingsascouldfloathadanychanceofcomingashore,fortheundercurrentwassostrongthatwhateverwasbeneaththesurfacemustinfalliblybesweptouttosea.
Astothepossibilityoftheunfortunatepassengershavingbeenabletoreachtheshore,thesepracticalmenwouldnothearofitforamoment,andshowedusconclusivelythatiftheyhadnotbeendrownedtheymusthavebeendashedtopiecesupontherocks.
Wedidallthatcouldbedone,myfathersaidsadly,aswereturnedhome.
Iamafraidthatthepoormatehashadhisreasonaffectedbythesuddennessofthedisaster.
DidyouhearwhathesaidaboutBuddhistpriestsraisingagale?
Yes,Iheardhim,saidI.Itwasverypainfultolistentohim,saidmyfather.
Iwonderifhewouldobjecttomyputtingasmallmustardplasterundereachofhisears.
Itwouldrelieveanycongestionofthebrain.
Orperhapsitwouldbebesttowakehimupandgivehimtwoantibiliouspills.Whatdoyouthink,Jack?
Ithink,saidI,withayawn,thatyouhadbestlethimsleep,andgotosleepyourself.Youcanphysichiminthemorningifheneedsit.
SosayingIstumbledofftomybedroom,andthrowingmyselfuponthecouchwassooninadreamlessslumber.
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