TheyweredrivingdownthelaketothecottagesthatmoonlitJanuarynight,twentyoftheminthebob–sled. Theysang"ToyLand"and"SeeingNellyHome";theyleapedfromthelowbackofthesledtoraceovertheslipperysnowruts;andwhentheyweretiredtheyclimbedontherunnersforalift. Themoon–tippedflakeskickedupbythehorsessettledovertherevelersanddrippeddowntheirnecks,buttheylaughed,yelped,beattheirleathermittensagainsttheirchests. Theharnessrattled,thesleigh–bellswerefrantic,JackElder'ssettersprangbesidethehorses,barking. ForatimeCarolracedwiththem.Thecoldairgavefictivepower. Shefeltthatshecouldrunonallnight,leaptwentyfeetatastride. Buttheexcessofenergytiredher,andshewasgladtosnuggleunderthecomforterswhichcoveredthehayinthesled–box. Inthemidstofthebabelshefoundenchantedquietude. Alongtheroadtheshadowsfromoak–brancheswereinkedonthesnowlikebarsofmusic. ThenthesledcameoutonthesurfaceofLakeMinniemashie. Acrossthethickicewasaveritableroad,ashort–cutforfarmers. Ontheglaringexpanseofthelake–levelsofhardcrust,flashesofgreeniceblownclear,chainsofdriftsribbedlikethesea–beach—themoonlightwasoverwhelming. Itstormedonthesnow,itturnedthewoodsashoreintocrystalsoffire.Thenightwastropicalandvoluptuous. Inthatdruggedmagictherewasnodifferencebetweenheavyheatandinsinuatingcold. Carolwasdream–strayed.Theturbulentvoices,evenGuyPollockbeingconnotativebesideher,werenothing.Sherepeated: Deepontheconvent–roofthesnows Thewordsandthelightblurredintoonevastindefinitehappiness,andshebelievedthatsomegreatthingwascomingtoher. Shewithdrewfromtheclamorintoaworshipofincomprehensiblegods. Thenightexpanded,shewasconsciousoftheuniverse,andallmysteriesstoopeddowntoher. Shewasjarredoutofherecstasyasthebob–sledbumpedupthesteeproadtothebluffwherestoodthecottages. TheydismountedatJackElder'sshack.Theinteriorwallsofunpaintedboards,whichhadbeengratefulinAugust,wereforbiddinginthechill. Infurcoatsandmufflerstiedovercapstheywereastrangecompany,bearsandwalrusestalking. JackElderlightedtheshavingswaitinginthebellyofacast–ironstovewhichwaslikeanenlargedbean–pot. Theypiledtheirwrapshighonarocker,andcheeredtherockerasitsolemnlytippedoverbackward. Mrs.ElderandMrs.SamClarkmadecoffeeinanenormousblackenedtinpot;VidaSherwinandMrs.McGanumunpackeddoughnutsandgingerbread;Mrs.DaveDyerwarmedup"hotdogs"—frankfurtersinrolls;Dr.TerryGould,afterannouncing,"Ladiesandgents,preparetobeshocked;shocklineformsontheright,"producedabottleofbourbonwhisky. Theothersdanced,muttering"Ouch!"astheirfrostedfeetstruckthepineplanks.Carolhadlostherdream. HarryHaydockliftedherbythewaistandswungher.Shelaughed. Thegravityofthepeoplewhostoodapartandtalkedmadeherthemoreimpatientforfrolic. Kennicott,SamClark,JacksonElder,youngDr.McGanum,andJamesMadisonHowland,teeteringontheirtoesnearthestove,conversedwiththesedatepomposityofthecommercialist. Indetailsthemenwereunlike,yettheysaidthesamethingsinthesameheartymonotonousvoices. Youhadtolookatthemtoseewhichwasspeaking. "Well,wemadeprettygoodtimecomingup,"fromone—anyone. "Yump,wehititupafterwestruckthegoodgoingonthelake." "Seemskindofslowthough,afterdrivinganauto." "Yump,itdoes,atthat.Say,how'dyoumakeoutwiththatSphinxtireyougot?" "Seemstoholdoutfine.Still,Idon'tknow'sIlikeitanybetterthantheRoadeaterCord." "Yump,nothingbetterthanaRoadeater.Especiallythecord.Thecord'slotsbetterthanthefabric." "Yump,yousaidsomething—Roadeater'sagoodtire." "Say,how'dyoucomeoutwithPeteGarsheimonhispayments?" "He'spayingupprettygood.That'sanicepieceoflandhe'sgot." "Yump,Pete'sgotagoodplacethere." TheyglidedfromtheseserioustopicsintothejocoseinsultswhicharethewitofMainStreet.SamClarkwasparticularlyaptatthem. "What'sthiswild–eyedsaleofsummercapsyouthinkyou'retryingtopulloff?"heclamoredatHarryHaydock. "Didyousteal'em,orareyoujustoverchargingus,asusual? ...Ohsay,speakingaboutcaps,d'IevertellyouthegoodoneI'vegotonWill? Thedocthinkshe'saprettygooddriver,fact,hethinkshe'salmostgothumanintelligence,butonetimehehadhismachineoutintherain,andthepoorfish,hehadn'tputonchains,andthinksI—" Carolhadheardthestoryratheroften.Shefledbacktothedancers,andatDaveDyer'smasterstrokeofdroppinganicicledownMrs.McGanum'sbacksheapplaudedhysterically. Theysatonthefloor,devouringthefood. Themengiggledamiablyastheypassedthewhiskybottle,andlaughed,"There'sarealsport!"whenJuanitaHaydocktookasip. Caroltriedtofollow;shebelievedthatshedesiredtobedrunkandriotous;butthewhiskychokedherandasshesawKennicottfrownshehandedthebottleonrepentantly. Somewhattoolatesherememberedthatshehadgivenupdomesticityandrepentance. "Let'splaycharades!"saidRaymieWutherspoon. "Ohyes,doletus,"saidEllaStowbody. "That'sthecaper,"sanctionedHarryHaydock. Theyinterpretedtheword"making"asMayandKing. ThecrownwasaredflannelmittencockedonSamClark'sbroadpinkbaldhead.Theyforgottheywererespectable.Theymade–believe.Carolwasstimulatedtocry: "Let'sformadramaticclubandgiveaplay!Shallwe?It'sbeensomuchfuntonight!" "Sure,"observedSamClarkloyally. "Oh,doletus!Ithinkitwouldbelovelytopresent'RomeoandJuliet'!"yearnedEllaStowbody. "Beawhaleofalotoffun,"Dr.TerryGouldgranted. "Butifwedid,"Carolcautioned,"itwouldbeawfullysillytohaveamateurtheatricals. Weoughttopaintourownsceneryandeverything,andreallydosomethingfine.There'dbealotofhardwork. Wouldyou—wouldweallbepunctualatrehearsals,doyousuppose?" "Youbet!""Sure.""That'stheidea.""Fellowoughttobepromptatrehearsals,"theyallagreed. "Thenlet'smeetnextweekandformtheGopherPrairieDramaticAssociation!"Carolsang. Shedrovehomelovingthesefriendswhoracedthroughmoonlitsnow,hadBohemianparties,andwereabouttocreatebeautyinthetheater.Everythingwassolved. Shewouldbeanauthenticpartofthetown,yetescapethecomaoftheVillageVirus....ShewouldbefreeofKennicottagain,withouthurtinghim,withouthisknowing. Themoonwassmallandhighnow,andunheeding. Thoughtheyhadallbeencertainthattheylongedfortheprivilegeofattendingcommitteemeetingsandrehearsals,thedramaticassociationasdefinitelyformedconsistedonlyofKennicott,Carol,GuyPollock,VidaSherwin,EllaStowbody,theHarryHaydocks,theDaveDyers,RaymieWutherspoon,Dr.TerryGould,andfournewcandidates:flirtatiousRitaSimons,Dr.andMrs.HarveyDillonandMyrtleCass,anuncomelybutintensegirlofnineteen. Ofthesefifteenonlysevencametothefirstmeeting. Theresttelephonedtheirunparalleledregretsandengagementsandillnesses,andannouncedthattheywouldbepresentatallothermeetingsthrougheternity. Carolwasmadepresidentanddirector. ShehadaddedtheDillons.DespiteKennicott'sapprehensionthedentistandhiswifehadnotbeentakenupbytheWestlakesbuthadremainedasdefinitelyoutsidereallysmartsocietyasWillisWoodford,whowasteller,bookkeeper,andjanitorinStowbody'sbank. CarolhadnotedMrs.DillondraggingpastthehouseduringabridgeoftheJollySeventeen,lookinginwithpatheticlipsatthesplendoroftheaccepted. SheimpulsivelyinvitedtheDillonstothedramaticassociationmeeting,andwhenKennicottwasbrusquetothemshewasunusuallycordial,andfeltvirtuous. Thatself–approvalbalancedherdisappointmentatthesmallnessofthemeeting,andherembarrassmentduringRaymieWutherspoon'srepetitionsof"Thestageneedsuplifting,"and"Ibelievethattherearegreatlessonsinsomeplays." EllaStowbody,whowasaprofessional,havingstudiedelocutioninMilwaukee,disapprovedofCarol'senthusiasmforrecentplays. MissStowbodyexpressedthefundamentalprincipleoftheAmericandrama:theonlywaytobeartisticistopresentShakespeare. AsnoonelistenedtohershesatbackandlookedlikeLadyMacbeth. TheLittleTheaters,whichweretogivepiquancytoAmericandramathreeorfouryearslater,wereonlyinembryo. ButofthisfastcomingrevoltCarolhadpremonitions. SheknewfromsomelostmagazinearticlethatinDublinwereinnovatorscalledTheIrishPlayers. SheknewconfusedlythatamannamedGordonCraighadpaintedscenery—orhadhewrittenplays? Shefeltthatintheturbulenceofthedramashewasdiscoveringahistorymoreimportantthanthecommonplacechronicleswhichdealtwithsenatorsandtheirpompouspuerilities. Shehadasensationoffamiliarity;adreamofsittinginaBrusselscafeandgoingafterwardtoatinygaytheaterunderacathedralwall. TheadvertisementintheMinneapolispaperleapedfromthepagetohereyes: TheCosmosSchoolofMusic,Oratory,and DramaticArtannouncesaprogramoffour one–actplaysbySchnitzler,Shaw,Yeats, Shehadtobethere!ShebeggedKennicottto"rundowntotheCities"withher. "Well,Idon'tknow.Befuntotakeinashow,butwhythedeucedoyouwanttoseethosedarnforeignplays,givenbyalotofamateurs? Whydon'tyouwaitforaregularplay,lateron? There'sgoingtobesomecorkerscoming:'LottieofTwo–GunRancho,'and'CopsandCrooks'—realBroadwaystuff,withtheNewYorkcasts.What'sthisjunkyouwanttosee?Hm.'HowHeLiedtoHerHusband.'Thatdoesn'tlistensobad.Soundsracy. And,uh,well,Icouldgotothemotorshow,Isuppose.I'dliketoseethisnewHuproadster.Well—" Sheneverknewwhichattractionmadehimdecide. Shehadfourdaysofdelightfulworry—overtheholeinheronegoodsilkpetticoat,thelossofastringofbeadsfromherchiffonandbrownvelvetfrock,thecatsupstainonherbestgeorgettecrepeblouse. Shewailed,"Ihaven'tasinglesolitarythingthat'sfittobeseenin,"andenjoyedherselfverymuchindeed. Kennicottwentaboutcasuallylettingpeopleknowthathewas"goingtorundowntotheCitiesandseesomeshows." Asthetrainploddedthroughthegrayprairie,onawindlessdaywiththesmokefromtheengineclingingtothefieldsingiantcotton–rolls,inalowandwrithingwallwhichshutoffthesnowyfields,shedidnotlookoutofthewindow. Sheclosedhereyesandhummed,anddidnotknowthatshewashumming. ShewastheyoungpoetattackingfameandParis. IntheMinneapolisstationthecrowdoflumberjacks,farmers,andSwedishfamilieswithinnumerouschildrenandgrandparentsandpaperparcels,theirfoggycrowdingandtheirclamorconfusedher. Shefeltrusticinthisoncefamiliarcity,afterayearandahalfofGopherPrairie. ShewascertainthatKennicottwastakingthewrongtrolley–car. Bydusk,theliquorwarehouses,Hebraicclothing–shops,andlodging–housesonlowerHennepinAvenueweresmoky,hideous,ill–tempered. Shewasbatteredbythenoiseandshuttlingoftherush–hourtraffic. Whenaclerkinanovercoattoocloselyfittedatthewaiststaredather,shemovednearertoKennicott'sarm.Theclerkwasflippantandurban. Hewasasuperiorperson,usedtothistumult.Washelaughingather? ForamomentshewantedthesecurequietofGopherPrairie. Inthehotel–lobbyshewasself–conscious. Shewasnotusedtohotels;sherememberedwithjealousyhowoftenJuanitaHaydocktalkedofthefamoushotelsinChicago. Shecouldnotfacethetravelingsalesmen,baronialinlargeleatherchairs. Shewantedpeopletobelievethatherhusbandandshewereaccustomedtoluxuryandchillelegance;shewasfaintlyangryathimforthevulgarwayinwhich,aftersigningtheregister"Dr.W.P.Kennicott&wife,"hebellowedattheclerk,"Gotaniceroomwithbathforus,oldman?" Shegazedabouthaughtily,butasshediscoveredthatnoonewasinterestedinhershefeltfoolish,andashamedofherirritation. Sheasserted,"Thissillylobbyistooflorid,"andsimultaneouslysheadmiredit:theonyxcolumnswithgiltcapitals,thecrown–embroideredvelvetcurtainsattherestaurantdoor,thesilk–ropedalcovewhereprettygirlsperpetuallywaitedformysteriousmen,thetwo–poundboxesofcandyandthevarietyofmagazinesatthenews–stand.Thehiddenorchestrawaslively. ShesawamanwholookedlikeaEuropeandiplomat,inaloosetop–coatandaHomburghat. Awomanwithabroadtailcoat,aheavylaceveil,pearlearrings,andacloseblackhatenteredtherestaurant."Heavens! That'sthefirstreallysmartwomanI'veseeninayear!"Carolexulted.Shefeltmetropolitan. ButasshefollowedKennicotttotheelevatorthecoat–checkgirl,aconfidentyoungwoman,withcheekspowderedlikelime,andablouselowandthinandfuriouslycrimson,inspectedher,andunderthatsuperciliousglanceCarolwasshyagain. Sheunconsciouslywaitedforthebellboytoprecedeherintotheelevator.Whenhesnorted"Goahead!"shewasmortified. Hethoughtshewasahayseed,sheworried. Themomentshewasintheirroom,withthebellboysafelyoutoftheway,shelookedcriticallyatKennicott.Forthefirsttimeinmonthsshereallysawhim. Hisclothesweretooheavyandprovincial. Hisdecentgraysuit,madebyNatHicksofGopherPrairie,mighthavebeenofsheetiron;ithadnodistinctionofcut,noeasygracelikethediplomat'sBurberry. Hisblackshoeswerebluntandnotwellpolished.Hisscarfwasastupidbrown.Heneededashave. Butsheforgotherdoubtassherealizedtheingenuitiesoftheroom. Sheranabout,turningonthetapsofthebathtub,whichgushedinsteadofdribblinglikethetapsathome,snatchingthenewwash–ragoutofitsenvelopeofoiledpaper,tryingtherose–shadedlightbetweenthetwinbeds,pullingoutthedrawersofthekidney–shapedwalnutdesktoexaminetheengravedstationery,planningtowriteonittoeveryonesheknew,admiringtheclaret–coloredvelvetarmchairandthebluerug,testingtheice–watertap,andsquealinghappilywhenthewaterreallydidcomeoutcold. SheflungherarmsaboutKennicott,kissedhim. "It'sadorable.It'ssoamusing.Iloveyouforbringingme.Youreallyareadear!" Helookedblanklyindulgent,andyawned,andcondescended,"That'saprettyslickarrangementontheradiator,soyoucanadjustitatanytemperatureyouwant. Musttakeabigfurnacetorunthisplace. Gosh,IhopeBearememberstoturnoffthedraftstonight." Undertheglasscoverofthedressing–tablewasamenuwiththemostenchantingdishes:breastofguineahenDeVitresse,pommesdeterrealaRusse,meringueChantilly,gateauxBruxelles. "Oh,let's—I'mgoingtohaveahotbath,andputonmynewhatwiththewoolflowers,andlet'sgodownandeatforhours,andwe'llhaveacocktail!"shechanted. WhileKennicottlaboredoverorderingitwasannoyingtoseehimpermitthewaitertobeimpertinent,butasthecocktailelevatedhertoabridgeamongcoloredstars,astheoysterscamein—notcannedoystersintheGopherPrairiefashion,butonthehalf–shell—shecried,"Ifyouonlyknewhowwonderfulitisnottohavehadtoplanthisdinner,andorderitatthebutcher'sandfussandthinkaboutit,andthenwatchBeacookit! Andtohavenewkindsoffood,anddifferentpatternsofdishesandlinen,andnotworryaboutwhetherthepuddingisbeingspoiled!Oh,thisisagreatmomentforme!" Theyhadalltheexperiencesofprovincialsinametropolis. AfterbreakfastCarolbustledtoahair–dresser's,boughtglovesandablouse,andimportantlymetKennicottinfrontofanoptician's,inaccordancewithplanslaiddown,revised,andverified. Theyadmiredthediamondsandfursandfrostysilverwareandmahoganychairsandpolishedmoroccosewing–boxesinshop–windows,andwereabashedbythethrongsinthedepartment–stores,andwerebulliedbyaclerkintobuyingtoomanyshirtsforKennicott,andgapedatthe"clevernoveltyperfumes—justinfromNewYork." Carolgotthreebooksonthetheater,andspentanexultanthourinwarningherselfthatshecouldnotaffordthisrajah–silkfrock,inthinkinghowenviousitwouldmakeJuanitaHaydock,inclosinghereyes,andbuyingit. Kennicottwentfromshoptoshop,earnestlyhuntingdownafelt–covereddevicetokeepthewindshieldofhiscarclearofrain. Theydinedextravagantlyattheirhotelatnight,andnextmorningsneakedroundthecornertoeconomizeataChilds'Restaurant. Theyweretiredbythreeintheafternoon,anddozedatthemotion–picturesandsaidtheywishedtheywerebackinGopherPrairie—andbyelevenintheeveningtheywereagainsolivelythattheywenttoaChineserestaurantthatwasfrequentedbyclerksandtheirsweetheartsonpay–days. TheysatatateakandmarbletableeatingEggsFooyung,andlistenedtoabrassyautomaticpiano,andwerealtogethercosmopolitan. Onthestreettheymetpeoplefromhome—theMcGanums. Theylaughed,shookhandsrepeatedly,andexclaimed,"Well,thisisquiteacoincidence!" TheyaskedwhentheMcGanumshadcomedown,andbeggedfornewsofthetowntheyhadlefttwodaysbefore. WhatevertheMcGanumswereathome,heretheystoodoutassosuperiortoalltheundistinguishablestrangersabsurdlyhurryingpastthattheKennicottsheldthemaslongastheycould. TheMcGanumssaidgood–byasthoughtheyweregoingtoTibetinsteadoftothestationtocatchNo.7north. TheyexploredMinneapolis.Kennicottwasconversationalandtechnicalregardingglutenandcockle–cylindersandNo. IHard,whentheywereshownthroughthegraystonehulksandnewcementelevatorsofthelargestflour–millsintheworld. TheylookedacrossLoringParkandtheParadetothetowersofSt.Mark'sandtheProcathedral,andtheredroofsofhousesclimbingKenwoodHill. Theydroveaboutthechainofgarden–circledlakes,andviewedthehousesofthemillersandlumbermenandrealestatepeers—thepotentatesoftheexpandingcity. Theysurveyedthesmalleccentricbungalowswithpergolas,thehousesofpebbledashandtapestrybrickwithsleeping–porchesabovesun–parlors,andonevastincrediblechateaufrontingtheLakeoftheIsles. Theytrampedthroughashining–newsectionofapartment–houses;notthetallbleakapartmentsofEasterncitiesbutlowstructuresofcheerfulyellowbrick,inwhicheachflathaditsglass–enclosedporchwithswingingcouchandscarletcushionsandRussianbrassbowls. Betweenawasteoftracksandarawgougedhilltheyfoundpovertyinstaggeringshanties. Theysawmilesofthecitywhichtheyhadneverknownintheirdaysofabsorptionincollege. Theyweredistinguishedexplorers,andtheyremarked,ingreatmutualesteem,"IbetHarryHaydock'sneverseentheCitylikethis! Why,he'dneverhavesenseenoughtostudythemachineryinthemills,orgothroughalltheseoutlyingdistricts. WonderfolksinGopherPrairiewouldn'tusetheirlegsandexplore,thewaywedo!" TheyhadtwomealswithCarol'ssister,andwerebored,andfeltthatintimacywhichbeatifiesmarriedpeoplewhentheysuddenlyadmitthattheyequallydislikearelativeofeitherofthem. SoitwaswithaffectionbutalsowithwearinessthattheyapproachedtheeveningonwhichCarolwastoseetheplaysatthedramaticschool.Kennicottsuggestednotgoing. "Sodarntiredfromallthiswalking;don'tknowbutwhatwebetterturninearlyandgetrestedup." ItwasonlyfromdutythatCaroldraggedhimandherselfoutofthewarmhotel,intoastinkingtrolley,upthebrownstonestepsoftheconvertedresidencewhichlugubriouslyhousedthedramaticschool. Theywereinalongwhitewashedhallwithaclumsydraw–curtainacrossthefront. Thefoldingchairswerefilledwithpeoplewholookedwashedandironed:parentsofthepupils,girlstudents,dutifulteachers. "Strikesmeit'sgoingtobepunk.Ifthefirstplayisn'tgood,let'sbeatit,"saidKennicotthopefully. "Allright,"sheyawned.Withhazyeyesshetriedtoreadthelistsofcharacters,whichwerehiddenamonglifelessadvertisementsofpianos,music–dealers,restaurants,candy. SheregardedtheSchnitzlerplaywithnovastinterest.Theactorsmovedandspokestiffly.Justasitscynicismwasbeginningtorousehervillage–dulledfrivolity,itwasover. "Don'tthinkawhaleofalotofthat.Howabouttakingasneak?"petitionedKennicott. "Oh,let'strythenextone,'HowHeLiedtoHerHusband.'" TheShawconceitamusedher,andperplexedKennicott: "Strikesmeit'sdarnfresh.Thoughtitwouldberacy. Don'tknowasIthinkmuchofaplaywhereahusbandactuallyclaimshewantsafellowtomakelovetohiswife.Nohusbandeverdidthat!Shallweshakealeg?" "IwanttoseethisYeatsthing,'LandofHeart'sDesire.'Iusedtoloveitincollege."Shewasawakenow,andurgent. "Iknowyoudidn'tcaresomuchforYeatswhenIreadhimaloudtoyou,butyoujustseeifyoudon'tadorehimonthestage." Mostofthecastwereasunwieldyasoakchairsmarching,andthesettingwasanartyarrangementofbatikscarfsandheavytables,butMaireBruinwasslimasCarol,andlarger–eyed,andhervoicewasamorningbell. Inher,Carollived,andonherliftingvoicewastransportedfromthissleepysmall–townhusbandandalltherowsofpoliteparentstothestillyloftofathatchedcottagewhereinagreendimness,besideawindowcaressedbylindenbranches,shebentoverachronicleoftwilightwomenandtheancientgods. "Well—gosh—nicekidplayedthatgirl—good–looker,"saidKennicott."Wanttostayforthelastpiece?Heh?" Sheshivered.Shedidnotanswer. Thecurtainwasagaindrawnaside.Onthestagetheysawnothingbutlonggreencurtainsandaleatherchair. Twoyoungmeninbrownrobeslikefurniture–coversweregesturingvacuouslyanddroningcrypticsentencesfullofrepetitions. ItwasCarol'sfirsthearingofDunsany.ShesympathizedwiththerestlessKennicottashefeltinhispocketforacigarandunhappilyputitback. Withoutunderstandingwhenorhow,withoutatangiblechangeinthestiltedintoningofthestage–puppets,shewasconsciousofanothertimeandplace. Statelyandaloofamongvainglorioustiring–maids,aqueeninrobesthatmurmuredonthemarblefloor,shetrodthegalleryofacrumblingpalace. Inthecourtyard,elephantstrumpeted,andswartmenwithbeardsdyedcrimsonstoodwithblood–stainedhandsfoldedupontheirhilts,guardingthecaravanfromElSharnak,thecamelswithTyrianstuffsoftopazandcinnabar. Beyondtheturretsoftheouterwallthejungleglaredandshrieked,andthesunwasfuriousabovedrenchedorchids. Ayouthcamestridingthroughthesteel–bosseddoors,thesword–bittendoorsthatwerehigherthantentallmen. Hewasinflexiblemail,andundertherimofhisplanishedmorionwereamorouscurls. Hishandwasouttoher;beforeshetoucheditshecouldfeelitswarmth— "Goshallhemlock!Whatthedickensisallthisstuffabout,Carrie?" ShewasnoSyrianqueen.ShewasMrs.Dr.Kennicott.Shefellwithajoltintoawhitewashedhallandsatlookingattwoscaredgirlsandayoungmaninwrinkledtights. Kennicottfondlyrambledastheyleftthehall: "Whatthedeucedidthatlastspielmean?Couldn'tmakeheadortailofit. Ifthat'shighbrowdrama,givemeacow–punchermovie,everytime! ThankGod,that'sover,andwecangettobed. Wonderifwewouldn'tmaketimebywalkingovertoNicollettotakeacar? OnethingIwillsayforthatdump:theyhaditwarmenough. Musthaveabighot–airfurnace,Iguess. Wonderhowmuchcoalittakestorun'emthroughthewinter?" Inthecarheaffectionatelypattedherknee,andhewasforasecondthestridingyouthinarmor;thenhewasDocKennicottofGopherPrairie,andshewasrecapturedbyMainStreet. Never,notallherlife,wouldshebeholdjunglesandthetombsofkings. Therewerestrangethingsintheworld,theyreallyexisted;butshewouldneverseethem. Shewouldrecreatetheminplays! Shewouldmakethedramaticassociationunderstandheraspiration.Theywould,surelytheywould— Shelookeddoubtfullyattheimpenetrablerealityofyawningtrolleyconductorandsleepypassengersandplacardsadvertisingsoapandunderwear.