IcannotfeelthatIhavedonemydutyashumblehistorianoftheMarchfamily,withoutdevotingatleastonechaptertothetwomostpreciousandimportantmembersofit. DaisyandDemihadnowarrivedatyearsofdiscretion,forinthisfastagebabiesofthreeorfourasserttheirrights,andgetthem,too,whichismorethanmanyoftheireldersdo. Ifthereeverwereapairoftwinsindangerofbeingutterlyspoiledbyadoration,itwastheseprattlingBrookes. Ofcoursetheywerethemostremarkablechildreneverborn,aswillbeshownwhenImentionthattheywalkedateightmonths,talkedfluentlyattwelvemonths,andattwoyearstheytooktheirplacesattable,andbehavedwithaproprietywhichcharmedallbeholders. Atthree,Daisydemandeda'needler',andactuallymadeabagwithfourstitchesinit. Shelikewisesetuphousekeepinginthesideboard,andmanagedamicroscopiccookingstovewithaskillthatbroughttearsofpridetoHannah'seyes,whileDemilearnedhisletterswithhisgrandfather,whoinventedanewmodeofteachingthealphabetbyformingletterswithhisarmsandlegs,thusunitinggymnasticsforheadandheels. Theboyearlydevelopedamechanicalgeniuswhichdelightedhisfatheranddistractedhismother,forhetriedtoimitateeverymachinehesaw,andkeptthenurseryinachaoticcondition,withhis'sewinsheen',amysteriousstructureofstring,chairs,clothespins,andspools,forwheelstogo'woundandwound'. Alsoabaskethungoverthebackofachair,inwhichhevainlytriedtohoisthistooconfidingsister,who,withfemininedevotion,allowedherlittleheadtobebumpedtillrescued,whentheyounginventorindignantlyremarked,"Why,Marmar,dat'smylellywaiter,andme'stryingtopullherup." Thoughutterlyunlikeincharacter,thetwinsgotonremarkablywelltogether,andseldomquarreledmorethanthriceaday. Ofcourse,DemityrannizedoverDaisy,andgallantlydefendedherfromeveryotheraggressor,whileDaisymadeagalleyslaveofherself,andadoredherbrotherastheoneperfectbeingintheworld. Arosy,chubby,sunshinylittlesoulwasDaisy,whofoundherwaytoeverybody'sheart,andnestledthere. Oneofthecaptivatingchildren,whoseemmadetobekissedandcuddled,adornedandadoredlikelittlegoddesses,andproducedforgeneralapprovalonallfestiveoccasions. Hersmallvirtuesweresosweetthatshewouldhavebeenquiteangelicifafewsmallnaughtinesseshadnotkeptherdelightfullyhuman. Itwasallfairweatherinherworld,andeverymorningshescrambleduptothewindowinherlittlenightgowntolookout,andsay,nomatterwhetheritrainedorshone,"Oh,pittyday,oh,pittyday!" Everyonewasafriend,andsheofferedkissestoastrangersoconfidinglythatthemostinveteratebachelorrelented,andbaby–loversbecamefaithfulworshipers. "Melovesevvybody,"sheoncesaid,openingherarms,withherspooninonehand,andhermugintheother,asifeagertoembraceandnourishthewholeworld. Asshegrew,hermotherbegantofeelthattheDovecotewouldbeblessedbythepresenceofaninmateassereneandlovingasthatwhichhadhelpedtomaketheoldhousehome,andtopraythatshemightbesparedalosslikethatwhichhadlatelytaughtthemhowlongtheyhadentertainedanangelunawares. Hergrandfatheroftencalledher'Beth',andhergrandmotherwatchedoverherwithuntiringdevotion,asiftryingtoatoneforsomepastmistake,whichnoeyebutherowncouldsee. Demi,likeatrueYankee,wasofaninquiringturn,wantingtoknoweverything,andoftengettingmuchdisturbedbecausehecouldnotgetsatisfactoryanswerstohisperpetual"Whatfor?" Healsopossessedaphilosophicbent,tothegreatdelightofhisgrandfather,whousedtoholdSocraticconversationswithhim,inwhichtheprecociouspupiloccasionallyposedhisteacher,totheundisguisedsatisfactionofthewomenfolk. "Whatmakesmylegsgo,Dranpa?"askedtheyoungphilosopher,surveyingthoseactiveportionsofhisframewithameditativeair,whilerestingafterago–to–bedfroliconenight. "It'syourlittlemind,Demi,"repliedthesage,strokingtheyellowheadrespectfully. "Itissomethingwhichmakesyourbodymove,asthespringmadethewheelsgoinmywatchwhenIshowedittoyou." "Openme.Iwanttoseeitgowound." "Ican'tdothatanymorethanyoucouldopenthewatch.Godwindsyouup,andyougotillHestopsyou." "DoesI?"andDemi'sbrowneyesgrewbigandbrightashetookinthenewthought."IsIwoundeduplikethewatch?" "Yes,butIcan'tshowyouhow,foritisdonewhenwedon'tsee." Demifelthisback,asifexpectingtofinditlikethatofthewatch,andthengravelyremarked,"IdessDoddoesitwhenI'sasleep." Acarefulexplanationfollowed,towhichhelistenedsoattentivelythathisanxiousgrandmothersaid,"Mydear,doyouthinkitwisetotalkaboutsuchthingstothatbaby? He'sgettinggreatbumpsoverhiseyes,andlearningtoaskthemostunanswerablequestions." "Ifheisoldenoughtoaskthequestionheisoldenoughtoreceivetrueanswers. Iamnotputtingthethoughtsintohishead,buthelpinghimunfoldthosealreadythere. Thesechildrenarewiserthanweare,andIhavenodoubttheboyunderstandseverywordIhavesaidtohim. Now,Demi,tellmewhereyoukeepyourmind." IftheboyhadrepliedlikeAlcibiades,"Bythegods,Socrates,Icannottell,"hisgrandfatherwouldnothavebeensurprised,butwhen,afterstandingamomentononeleg,likeameditativeyoungstork,heanswered,inatoneofcalmconviction,"Inmylittlebelly,"theoldgentlemancouldonlyjoininGrandma'slaugh,anddismisstheclassinmetaphysics. Theremighthavebeencauseformaternalanxiety,ifDemihadnotgivenconvincingproofsthathewasatrueboy,aswellasabuddingphilosopher,foroften,afteradiscussionwhichcausedHannahtoprophesy,withominousnods,"Thatchildain'tlongforthisworld,"hewouldturnaboutandsetherfearsatrestbysomeoftheprankswithwhichdear,dirty,naughtylittlerascalsdistractanddelighttheirparent'ssouls. Megmademanymoralrules,andtriedtokeepthem,butwhatmotherwaseverproofagainstthewinningwiles,theingeniousevasions,orthetranquilaudacityoftheminiaturemenandwomenwhosoearlyshowthemselvesaccomplishedArtfulDodgers? "Nomoreraisins,Demi.They'llmakeyousick,"saysMammatotheyoungpersonwhooffershisservicesinthekitchenwithunfailingregularityonplum–puddingday. "Idon'twanttohaveyou,sorunawayandhelpDaisymakepattycakes." Hereluctantlydeparts,buthiswrongsweighuponhisspirit,andby–and–bywhenanopportunitycomestoredressthem,heoutwitsMammabyashrewdbargain. "Nowyouhavebeengoodchildren,andI'llplayanythingyoulike,"saysMeg,assheleadsherassistantcooksupstairs,whenthepuddingissafelybouncinginthepot. "Truly,Marmar?"asksDemi,withabrilliantideainhiswell–powderedhead. "Yes,truly.Anythingyousay,"repliestheshortsightedparent,preparingherselftosing,"TheThreeLittleKittens"halfadozentimesover,ortotakeherfamilyto"Buyapennybun,"regardlessofwindorlimb. ButDemicornersherbythecoolreply... "Thenwe'llgoandeatupalltheraisins." AuntDodowaschiefplaymateandconfidanteofbothchildren,andthetrioturnedthelittlehousetopsy–turvy. AuntAmywasasyetonlyanametothem,AuntBethsoonfadedintoapleasantlyvaguememory,butAuntDodowasalivingreality,andtheymadethemostofher,forwhichcomplimentshewasdeeplygrateful. ButwhenMr.Bhaercame,Joneglectedherplayfellows,anddismayanddesolationfellupontheirlittlesouls. Daisy,whowasfondofgoingaboutpeddlingkisses,lostherbestcustomerandbecamebankrupt. Demi,withinfantilepenetration,soondiscoveredthatDodoliketoplaywith'thebear–man'betterthanshedidhim,butthoughhurt,heconcealedhisanguish,forhehadn'tthehearttoinsultarivalwhokeptamineofchocolatedropsinhiswaistcoatpocket,andawatchthatcouldbetakenoutofitscaseandfreelyshakenbyardentadmirers. Somepersonsmighthaveconsideredthesepleasinglibertiesasbribes,butDemididn'tseeitinthatlight,andcontinuedtopatronizethe'thebear–man'withpensiveaffability,whileDaisybestowedhersmallaffectionsuponhimatthethirdcall,andconsideredhisshoulderherthrone,hisarmherrefuge,hisgiftstreasuressurpassingworth. Gentlemenaresometimesseizedwithsuddenfitsofadmirationfortheyoungrelativesofladieswhomtheyhonorwiththeirregard,butthiscounterfeitphiloprogenitivenesssitsuneasilyuponthem,anddoesnotdeceiveanybodyaparticle. Mr.Bhaer'sdevotionwassincere,howeverlikewiseeffective––forhonestyisthebestpolicyinloveasinlaw. Hewasoneofthemenwhoareathomewithchildren,andlookedparticularlywellwhenlittlefacesmadeapleasantcontrastwithhismanlyone. Hisbusiness,whateveritwas,detainedhimfromdaytoday,buteveningseldomfailedtobringhimouttosee––well,healwaysaskedforMr.March,soIsupposehewastheattraction. Theexcellentpapalaboredunderthedelusionthathewas,andreveledinlongdiscussionswiththekindredspirit,tillachanceremarkofhismoreobservinggrandsonsuddenlyenlightenedhim. Mr.Bhaercameinoneeveningtopauseonthethresholdofthestudy,astonishedbythespectaclethatmethiseye. ProneuponthefloorlayMr.March,withhisrespectablelegsintheair,andbesidehim,likewiseprone,wasDemi,tryingtoimitatetheattitudewithhisownshort,scarlet–stockingedlegs,bothgrovelerssoseriouslyabsorbedthattheywereunconsciousofspectators,tillMr.Bhaerlaughedhissonorouslaugh,andJocriedout,withascandalizedface... "Father,Father,here'stheProfessor!" Downwenttheblacklegsandupcamethegrayhead,asthepreceptorsaid,withundisturbeddignity,"Goodevening,Mr.Bhaer.Excusemeforamoment.Wearejustfinishingourlesson. Now,Demi,maketheletterandtellitsname." "Iknowshim!"and,afterafewconvulsiveefforts,theredlegstooktheshapeofapairofcompasses,andtheintelligentpupiltriumphantlyshouted,"It'saWe,Dranpa,it'saWe!" "He'sabornWeller,"laughedJo,asherparentgatheredhimselfup,andhernephewtriedtostandonhishead,astheonlymodeofexpressinghissatisfactionthatschoolwasover. "Whathaveyoubeenattoday,bubchen?"askedMr.Bhaer,pickingupthegymnast. "Ikissedher,"beganDemi,withartlessfrankness. "Prut!Thoubeginnestearly.WhatdidthelittleMarysaytothat?"askedMr.Bhaer,continuingtoconfesstheyoungsinner,whostoodupontheknee,exploringthewaistcoatpocket. "Oh,shelikedit,andshekissedme,andIlikedit.Don'tlittleboyslikelittlegirls?"askedDemi,withhismouthfull,andanairofblandsatisfaction. "Youprecociouschick!Whoputthatintoyourhead?"saidJo,enjoyingtheinnocentrevelationasmuchastheProfessor. "'Tisn'tinminehead,it'sinminemouf,"answeredliteralDemi,puttingouthistongue,withachocolatedroponit,thinkingshealludedtoconfectionery,notideas. "Thoushouldstsavesomeforthelittlefriend. Sweetstothesweet,mannling,"andMr.BhaerofferedJosome,withalookthatmadeherwonderifchocolatewasnotthenectardrunkbythegods. Demialsosawthesmile,wasimpressedbyit,andartlessyinquired... "Dogreatboyslikegreatgirls,to,'Fessor?" LikeyoungWashington,Mr.Bhaer'couldn'ttellalie',sohegavethesomewhatvaguereplythathebelievedtheydidsometimes,inatonethatmadeMr.Marchputdownhisclothesbrush,glanceatJo'sretiringface,andthensinkintohischair,lookingasifthe'precociouschick'hadputanideaintohisheadthatwasbothsweetandsour. WhyDodo,whenshecaughthiminthechinaclosethalfanhourafterward,nearlysqueezedthebreathoutofhislittlebodywithatenderembrace,insteadofshakinghimforbeingthere,andwhyshefollowedupthisnovelperformancebytheunexpectedgiftofabigsliceofbreadandjelly,remainedoneoftheproblemsoverwhichDemipuzzledhissmallwits,andwasforcedtoleaveunsolvedforever.