"ThefirstofJune!TheKingsareofftotheseashoretomorrow,andI'mfree. Threemonths'vacation––howIshallenjoyit!" exclaimedMeg,cominghomeonewarmdaytofindJolaiduponthesofainanunusualstateofexhaustion,whileBethtookoffherdustyboots,andAmymadelemonadefortherefreshmentofthewholeparty. "AuntMarchwenttoday,forwhich,oh,bejoyful!"saidJo. "Iwasmortallyafraidshe'daskmetogowithher. Ifshehad,IshouldhavefeltasifIoughttodoit,butPlumfieldisaboutasgayasachurchyard,youknow,andI'dratherbeexcused. Wehadaflurrygettingtheoldladyoff,andIhadafrighteverytimeshespoketome,forIwasinsuchahurrytobethroughthatIwasuncommonlyhelpfulandsweet,andfearedshe'dfinditimpossibletopartfromme. Iquakedtillshewasfairlyinthecarriage,andhadafinalfright,forasitdroveof,shepoppedoutherhead,saying,'Josyphine,won'tyou––?' Ididn'thearanymore,forIbaselyturnedandfled. Ididactuallyrun,andwhiskedroundthecornerwhereIfeltsafe." "PooroldJo!Shecameinlookingasifbearswereafterher,"saidBeth,asshecuddledhersister'sfeetwithamotherlyair. "AuntMarchisaregularsamphire,isshenot?"observedAmy,tastinghermixturecritically. "Shemeansvampire,notseaweed,butitdoesn'tmatter.It'stoowarmtobeparticularaboutone'spartsofspeech,"murmuredJo. "Whatshallyoudoallyourvacation?"askedAmy,changingthesubjectwithtact. "Ishalllieabedlate,anddonothing,"repliedMeg,fromthedepthsoftherockingchair. "I'vebeenroutedupearlyallwinterandhadtospendmydaysworkingforotherpeople,sonowI'mgoingtorestandreveltomyheart'scontent." "No,"saidJo,"thatdozywaywouldn'tsuitme.I'velaidinaheapofbooks,andI'mgoingtoimprovemyshininghoursreadingonmyperchintheoldappletree,whenI'mnothavingl––––" "Don'tsay'larks!'"imploredAmy,asareturnsnubforthe'samphire'correction. "I'llsay'nightingales'then,withLaurie.That'sproperandappropriate,sincehe'sawarbler." "Don'tletusdoanylessons,Beth,forawhile,butplayallthetimeandrest,asthegirlsmeanto,"proposedAmy. "Well,Iwill,ifMotherdoesn'tmind.Iwanttolearnsomenewsongs,andmychildrenneedfittingupforthesummer.Theyaredreadfullyoutoforderandreallysufferingforclothes." "Maywe,Mother?"askedMeg,turningtoMrs.March,whosatsewinginwhattheycalled'Marmee'scorner'. "Youmaytryyourexperimentforaweekandseehowyoulikeit.IthinkbySaturdaynightyouwillfindthatallplayandnoworkisasbadasallworkandnoplay." "Oh,dear,no!Itwillbedelicious,I'msure,"saidMegcomplacently. "Inowproposeatoast,asmy'friendandpardner,SairyGamp',says.Funforever,andnogrubbing!"criedJo,rising,glassinhand,asthelemonadewentround. Theyalldrankitmerrily,andbegantheexperimentbyloungingfortherestoftheday. Nextmorning,Megdidnotappeartillteno'clock. Hersolitarybreakfastdidnottastegood,andtheroomseemedlonelyanduntidy,forJohadnotfilledthevases,Bethhadnotdusted,andAmy'sbookslayscatteredabout. Nothingwasneatandpleasantbut'Marmee'scorner',whichlookedasusual. AndthereMegsat,to'restandread',whichmeanttoyawnandimaginewhatprettysummerdressesshewouldgetwithhersalary. JospentthemorningontheriverwithLaurieandtheafternoonreadingandcryingoverTheWide,WideWorld,upintheappletree. Bethbeganbyrummagingeverythingoutofthebigclosetwhereherfamilyresided,butgettingtiredbeforehalfdone,sheleftherestablishmenttopsy–turvyandwenttohermusic,rejoicingthatshehadnodishestowash. Amyarrangedherbower,putonherbestwhitefrock,smoothedhercurls,andsatdowntodrawunderthehoneysuckle,hopingsomeonewouldseeandinquirewhotheyoungartistwas. Asnooneappearedbutaninquisitivedaddy–longlegs,whoexaminedherworkwithinterest,shewenttowalk,gotcaughtinashower,andcamehomedripping. Atteatimetheycomparednotes,andallagreedthatithadbeenadelightful,thoughunusuallylongday. Meg,whowentshoppingintheafternoonandgota'sweetbluemuslin',haddiscovered,aftershehadcutthebreadthsoff,thatitwouldn'twash,whichmishapmadeherslightlycross. Johadburnedtheskinoffhernoseboating,andgotaragingheadachebyreadingtoolong. Bethwasworriedbytheconfusionofherclosetandthedifficultyoflearningthreeorfoursongsatonce,andAmydeeplyregrettedthedamagedoneherfrock,forKatyBrown'spartywastobethenextdayandnowlikeFloraMcFlimsey,shehad'nothingtowear'. Buttheseweremeretrifles,andtheyassuredtheirmotherthattheexperimentwasworkingfinely. Shesmiled,saidnothing,andwithHannah'shelpdidtheirneglectedwork,keepinghomepleasantandthedomesticmachineryrunningsmoothly. Itwasastonishingwhatapeculiaranduncomfortablestateofthingswasproducedbythe'restingandreveling'process. Thedayskeptgettinglongerandlonger,theweatherwasunusuallyvariableandsoweretempers;anunsettledfeelingpossessedeveryone,andSatanfoundplentyofmischieffortheidlehandstodo. Astheheightofluxury,Megputoutsomeofhersewing,andthenfoundtimehangsoheavily,thatshefelltosnippingandspoilingherclothesinherattemptstofurbishthemupalaMoffat. Joreadtillhereyesgaveoutandshewassickofbooks,gotsofidgetythatevengood–naturedLauriehadaquarrelwithher,andsoreducedinspiritsthatshedesperatelywishedshehadgonewithAuntMarch. Bethgotonprettywell,forshewasconstantlyforgettingthatitwastobeallplayandnowork,andfellbackintoheroldwaysnowandthen. Butsomethingintheairaffectedher,andmorethanoncehertranquilitywasmuchdisturbed,somuchsothatononeoccasionsheactuallyshookpoordearJoannaandtoldhershewas'afright'. Amyfaredworstofall,forherresourcesweresmall,andwhenhersisterslefthertoamuseherself,shesoonfoundthataccomplishedandimportantlittleselfagreatburden. Shedidn'tlikedolls,fairytaleswerechildish,andonecouldn'tdrawallthetime. Teapartiesdidn'tamounttomuch,neitherdidpicnics,unlessverywellconducted. "Ifonecouldhaveafinehouse,fullofnicegirls,orgotraveling,thesummerwouldbedelightful,buttostayathomewiththreeselfishsistersandagrown–upboywasenoughtotrythepatienceofaBoaz,"complainedMissMalaprop,afterseveraldaysdevotedtopleasure,fretting,andennui. Noonewouldownthattheyweretiredoftheexperiment,butbyFridaynighteachacknowledgedtoherselfthatshewasgladtheweekwasnearlydone. Hopingtoimpressthelessonmoredeeply,Mrs.March,whohadagooddealofhumor,resolvedtofinishoffthetrialinanappropriatemanner,soshegaveHannahaholidayandletthegirlsenjoythefulleffectoftheplaysystem. WhentheygotuponSaturdaymorning,therewasnofireinthekitchen,nobreakfastinthediningroom,andnomotheranywheretobeseen. "Mercyonus!Whathashappened?"criedJo,staringaboutherindismay. Megranupstairsandsooncamebackagain,lookingrelievedbutratherbewildered,andalittleashamed. "Motherisn'tsick,onlyverytired,andshesayssheisgoingtostayquietlyinherroomalldayandletusdothebestwecan. It'saveryqueerthingforhertodo,shedoesn'tactabitlikeherself. Butshesaysithasbeenahardweekforher,sowemustn'tgrumblebuttakecareofourselves." "That'seasyenough,andIliketheidea,I'machingforsomethingtodo,thatis,somenewamusement,youknow,"addedJoquickly. Infactitwasanimmenserelieftothemalltohavealittlework,andtheytookholdwithawill,butsoonrealizedthetruthofHannah'ssaying,"Housekeepingain'tnojoke." Therewasplentyoffoodinthelarder,andwhileBethandAmysetthetable,MegandJogotbreakfast,wonderingastheydidwhyservantsevertalkedabouthardwork. "IshalltakesomeuptoMother,thoughshesaidwewerenottothinkofher,forshe'dtakecareofherself,"saidMeg,whopresidedandfeltquitematronlybehindtheteapot. Soatraywasfittedoutbeforeanyonebegan,andtakenupwiththecook'scompliments. Theboiledteawasverybitter,theomeletscorched,andthebiscuitsspeckledwithsaleratus,butMrs.MarchreceivedherrepastwiththanksandlaughedheartilyoveritafterJowasgone. "Poorlittlesouls,theywillhaveahardtime,I'mafraid,buttheywon'tsuffer,anditwilldothemgood,"shesaid,producingthemorepalatableviandswithwhichshehadprovidedherself,anddisposingofthebadbreakfast,sothattheirfeelingsmightnotbehurt,amotherlylittledeceptionforwhichtheyweregrateful. Manywerethecomplaintsbelow,andgreatthechagrinoftheheadcookatherfailures. "Nevermind,I'llgetthedinnerandbeservant,youbemistress,keepyourhandsnice,seecompany,andgiveorders,"saidJo,whoknewstilllessthanMegaboutculinaryaffairs. Thisobligingofferwasgladlyaccepted,andMargaretretiredtotheparlor,whichshehastilyputinorderbywhiskingthelitterunderthesofaandshuttingtheblindstosavethetroubleofdusting. Jo,withperfectfaithinherownpowersandafriendlydesiretomakeupthequarrel,immediatelyputanoteintheoffice,invitingLaurietodinner. "You'dbetterseewhatyouhavegotbeforeyouthinkofhavingcompany,"saidMeg,wheninformedofthehospitablebutrashact. "Oh,there'scornedbeefandplentyofpoatoes,andIshallgetsomeasparagusandalobster,'forarelish',asHannahsays.We'llhavelettuceandmakeasalad.Idon'tknowhow,butthebooktells. I'llhaveblancmangeandstrawberriesfordessert,andcoffeetoo,ifyouwanttobeelegant." "Don'ttrytoomanymesses,Jo,foryoucan'tmakeanythingbutgingerbreadandmolassescandyfittoeat. Iwashmyhandsofthedinnerparty,andsinceyouhaveaskedLaurieonyourownresponsibility,youmayjusttakecareofhim." "Idon'twantyoutodoanythingbutbeciviltohimandhelptothepudding.You'llgivemeyouradviceifIgetinamuddle,won'tyou?"askedJo,ratherhurt. "Yes,butIdon'tknowmuch,exceptaboutbreadandafewtrifles.YouhadbetteraskMother'sleavebeforeyouorderanything,"returnedMegprudently. "OfcourseIshall.I'mnotafool."AndJowentoffinahuffatthedoubtsexpressedofherpowers. "Getwhatyoulike,anddon'tdisturbme. I'mgoingouttodinnerandcan'tworryaboutthingsathome,"saidMrs.March,whenJospoketoher. "Ineverenjoyedhousekeeping,andI'mgoingtotakeavacationtoday,andread,write,govisiting,andamusemyself." TheunusualspectacleofherbusymotherrockingcomfortablyandreadingearlyinthemorningmadeJofeelasifsomeunnaturalphenomenonhadoccurred,foraneclipse,anearthquake,oravolcaniceruptionwouldhardlyhaveseemedstranger. "Everythingisoutofsorts,somehow,"shesaidtoherself,goingdownstairs."There'sBethcrying,that'sasuresignthatsomethingiswronginthisfamily.IfAmyisbothering,I'llshakeher." Feelingverymuchoutofsortsherself,JohurriedintotheparlortofindBethsobbingoverPip,thecanary,wholaydeadinthecagewithhislittleclawspatheticallyextended,asifimploringthefoodforwantofwhichhehaddied. "It'sallmyfault,Iforgothim,thereisn'taseedoradropleft.Oh,Pip!Oh,Pip!HowcouldIbesocrueltoyou?"criedBeth,takingthepoorthinginherhandsandtryingtorestorehim. Jopeepedintohishalf–openeye,felthislittleheart,andfindinghimstiffandcold,shookherhead,andofferedherdominoboxforacoffin. "Puthimintheoven,andmaybehewillgetwarmandrevive,"saidAmyhopefully. "He'sbeenstarved,andheshan'tbebakednowhe'sdead. I'llmakehimashroud,andheshallbeburiedinthegarden,andI'llneverhaveanotherbird,never,myPip! forIamtoobadtoownone,"murmuredBeth,sittingonthefloorwithherpetfoldedinherhands. "Thefuneralshallbethisafternoon,andwewillallgo.Now,don'tcry,Bethy. It'sapity,butnothinggoesrightthisweek,andPiphashadtheworstoftheexperiment. Maketheshroud,andlayhiminmybox,andafterthedinnerparty,we'llhaveanicelittlefuneral,"saidJo,beginningtofeelasifshehadundertakenagooddeal. LeavingtheotherstoconsoleBeth,shedepartedtothekitchen,whichwasinamostdiscouragingstateofconfusion. Puttingonabigapron,shefelltoworkandgotthedishespiledupreadyforwashing,whenshediscoveredthatthefirewasout. "Here'sasweetprospect!"mutteredJo,slammingthestovedooropen,andpokingvigorouslyamongthecinders. Havingrekindledthefire,shethoughtshewouldgotomarketwhilethewaterheated. Thewalkrevivedherspirits,andflatteringherselfthatshehadmadegoodbargains,shetrudgedhomeagain,afterbuyingaveryyounglobster,someveryoldasparagus,andtwoboxesofacidstrawberries. Bythetimeshegotclearedup,thedinnerarrivedandthestovewasred–hot. Hannahhadleftapanofbreadtorise,Meghadworkeditupearly,setitonthehearthforasecondrising,andforgottenit. MegwasentertainingSallieGardinerintheparlor,whenthedoorflewopenandafloury,crocky,flushed,anddisheveledfigureappeared,demandingtartly... "Isay,isn'tbread'riz'enoughwhenitrunsoverthepans?" Salliebegantolaugh,butMegnoddedandliftedhereyebrowsashighastheywouldgo,whichcausedtheapparitiontovanishandputthesourbreadintotheovenwithoutfurtherdelay. Mrs.Marchwentout,afterpeepinghereandtheretoseehowmatterswent,alsosayingawordofcomforttoBeth,whosatmakingawindingsheet,whilethedeardepartedlayinstateinthedominobox. Astrangesenseofhelplessnessfelluponthegirlsasthegraybonnetvanishedroundthecorner,anddespairseizedthemwhenafewminuteslaterMissCrockerappeared,andsaidshe'dcometodinner. Nowthisladywasathin,yellowspinster,withasharpnoseandinquisitiveeyes,whosaweverythingandgossipedaboutallshesaw. Theydislikedher,buthadbeentaughttobekindtoher,simplybecauseshewasoldandpoorandhadfewfriends. SoMeggavehertheeasychairandtriedtoentertainher,whilesheaskedquestions,critsizedeverything,andtoldstoriesofthepeoplewhomsheknew. Languagecannotdescribetheanxieties,experiences,andexertionswhichJounderwentthatmorning,andthedinnersheservedupbecameastandingjoke. Fearingtoaskanymoreadvice,shedidherbestalone,anddiscoveredthatsomethingmorethanenergyandgoodwillisnecessarytomakeacook. Sheboiledtheasparagusforanhourandwasgrievedtofindtheheadscookedoffandthestalksharderthanever. Thebreadburnedblack;forthesaladdressingsoaggravatedherthatshecouldnotmakeitfittoeat. Thelobsterwasascarletmysterytoher,butshehammeredandpokedtillitwasunshelledanditsmeagerproportionsconcealedinagroveoflettuceleaves. Thepotatoeshadtobehurried,nottokeeptheasparaguswaiting,andwerenotdoneatthelast. Theblancmangewaslumpy,andthestrawberriesnotasripeastheylooked,havingbeenskilfully'deaconed'. "Well,theycaneatbeefandbreadandbutter,iftheyarehungry,onlyit'smortifyingtohavetospendyourwholemorningfornothing,"thoughtJo,assherangthebellhalfanhourlaterthanusual,andstood,hot,tired,anddispirited,surveyingthefeastspreadbeforeLaurie,accustomedtoallsortsofelegance,andMissCrocker,whosetattlingtonguewouldreportthemfarandwide. PoorJowouldgladlyhavegoneunderthetable,asonethingafteranotherwastastedandleft,whileAmygiggled,Meglookeddistressed,MissCrockerpursedherlips,andLaurietalkedandlaughedwithallhismighttogiveacheerfultonetothefestivescene. Jo'sonestrongpointwasthefruit,forshehadsugareditwell,andhadapitcherofrichcreamtoeatwithit. Herhotcheekscooledatrifle,andshedrewalongbreathastheprettyglassplateswentround,andeveryonelookedgraciouslyatthelittlerosyislandsfloatinginaseaofcream. MissCrockertastedfirst,madeawryface,anddranksomewaterhastily. Jo,whorefused,thinkingtheremightnotbeenough,fortheydwindledsadlyafterthepickingover,glancedatLaurie,buthewaseatingawaymanfully,thoughtherewasaslightpuckerabouthismouthandhekepthiseyefixedonhisplate. Amy,whowasfondofdelicatefare,tookaheapingspoonful,choked,hidherfaceinhernapkin,andleftthetableprecipitately. "Oh,whatisit?"exclaimedJo,trembling. "Saltinsteadofsugar,andthecreamissour,"repliedMegwithatragicgesture. Joutteredagroanandfellbackinherchair,rememberingthatshehadgivenalasthastypowderingtotheberriesoutofoneofthetwoboxesonthekitchentable,andhadneglectedtoputthemilkintherefrigerator. Sheturnedscarletandwasonthevergeofcrying,whenshemetLaurie'seyes,whichwouldlookmerryinspiteofhisheroicefforts. Thecomicalsideoftheaffairsuddenlystruckher,andshelaughedtillthetearsrandownhercheeks. Sodideveryoneelse,even'Croaker'asthegirlscalledtheoldlady,andtheunfortunatedinnerendedgaily,withbreadandbutter,olivesandfun. "Ihaven'tstrengthofmindenoughtoclearupnow,sowewillsoberourselveswithafuneral,"saidJo,astheyrose,andMissCrockermadereadytogo,beingeagertotellthenewstoryatanotherfriend'sdinnertable. TheydidsoberthemselvesforBeth'ssake. Lauriedugagraveunderthefernsinthegrove,littlePipwaslaidin,withmanytearsbyhistender–heartedmistress,andcoveredwithmoss,whileawreathofvioletsandchickweedwashungonthestonewhichborehisepitaph,composedbyJowhileshestruggledwiththedinner. Attheconclusionoftheceremonies,Bethretiredtoherroom,overcomewithemotionandlobster,buttherewasnoplaceofrepose,forthebedswerenotmade,andshefoundhergriefmuchassuagedbybeatingupthepillowsandputtingthingsinorder. MeghelpedJoclearawaytheremainsofthefeast,whichtookhalftheafternoonandleftthemsotiredthattheyagreedtobecontentedwithteaandtoastforsupper. LaurietookAmytodrive,whichwasadeedofcharity,forthesourcreamseemedtohavehadabadeffectuponhertemper. Mrs.Marchcamehometofindthethreeoldergirlshardatworkinthemiddleoftheafternoon,andaglanceattheclosetgaveheranideaofthesuccessofonepartoftheexperiment. Beforethehousewivescouldrest,severalpeoplecalled,andtherewasascrambletogetreadytoseethem. Thenteamustbegot,errandsdone,andoneortwonecessarybitsofsewingneglecteduntilthelastminute. Astwilightfell,dewyandstill,onebyonetheygatheredontheporchwheretheJuneroseswerebuddingbeautifully,andeachgroanedorsighedasshesatdown,asiftiredortroubled. "Whatadreadfuldaythishasbeen!"beganJo,usuallythefirsttospeak. "Ithasseemedshorterthanusual,butsouncomfortable,"saidMeg. "Notabitlikehome,"addedAmy. "Itcan'tseemsowithoutMarmeeandlittlePip,"sighedBeth,glancingwithfulleyesattheemptycageaboveherhead. "Here'sMother,dear,andyoushallhaveanotherbirdtomorrow,ifyouwantit." Asshespoke,Mrs.Marchcameandtookherplaceamongthem,lookingasifherholidayhadnotbeenmuchpleasanterthantheirs. "Areyousatisfiedwithyourexperiment,girls,ordoyouwantanotherweekofit?" sheasked,asBethnestleduptoherandtherestturnedtowardherwithbrighteningfaces,asflowersturntowardthesun. "Idon't!"criedJodecidedly. "Youthinkthen,thatitisbettertohaveafewdutiesandlivealittleforothers,doyou?" "Loungingandlarkingdoesn'tpay,"observedJo,shakingherhead."I'mtiredofitandmeantogotoworkatsomethingrightoff." "Supposeyoulearnplaincooking.That'sausefulaccomplishment,whichnowomanshouldbewithout,"saidMrs.March,laughinginaudiblyattherecollectionofJo'sdinnerparty,forshehadmetMissCrockerandheardheraccountofit. "Mother,didyougoawayandleteverythingbe,justtoseehowwe'dgeton?"criedMeg,whohadhadsuspicionsallday. "Yes,Iwantedyoutoseehowthecomfortofalldependsoneachdoinghersharefaithfully. WhileHannahandIdidyourwork,yougotonprettywell,thoughIdon'tthinkyouwereveryhappyoramiable. SoIthought,asalittlelesson,Iwouldshowyouwhathappenswheneveryonethinksonlyofherself. Don'tyoufeelthatitispleasantertohelponeanother,tohavedailydutieswhichmakeleisuresweetwhenitcomes,andtobearandforbear,thathomemaybecomfortableandlovelytousall?" "Wedo,Mother,wedo!"criedthegirls. "Thenletmeadviseyoutotakeupyourlittleburdensagain,forthoughtheyseemheavysometimes,theyaregoodforus,andlightenaswelearntocarrythem. Workiswholesome,andthereisplentyforeveryone. Itkeepsusfromennuiandmischief,isgoodforhealthandspirits,andgivesusasenseofpowerandindependencebetterthanmoneyorfashion." "We'llworklikebees,andloveittoo,seeifwedon't,"saidJo."I'lllearnplaincookingformyholidaytask,andthenextdinnerpartyIhaveshallbeasuccess." "I'llmakethesetofshirtsforfather,insteadoflettingyoudoit,Marmee. IcanandIwill,thoughI'mnotfondofsewing. Thatwillbebetterthanfussingovermyownthings,whichareplentyniceenoughastheyare."saidMeg. "I'lldomylessonseveryday,andnotspendsomuchtimewithmymusicanddolls. Iamastupidthing,andoughttobestudying,notplaying,"wasBeth'sresolution,whileAmyfollowedtheirexamplebyheroicallydeclaring,"Ishalllearntomakebuttonholes,andattendtomypartsofspeech." "Verygood!ThenIamquitesatisfiedwiththeexperiment,andfancythatweshallnothavetorepeatit,onlydon'tgototheotherextremeanddelvelikeslaves. Haveregularhoursforworkandplay,makeeachdaybothusefulandpleasant,andprovethatyouunderstandtheworthoftimebyemployingitwell. Thenyouthwillbedelightful,oldagewillbringfewregrets,andlifebecomeabeautifulsuccess,inspiteofpoverty." "We'llremember,Mother!"andtheydid.