Therewasonceakingwhowaspassionatelyinlovewithabeautifulprincess,butshecouldnotbemarriedbecauseamagicianhadenchantedher. Thekingwenttoagoodfairytoinquirewhatheshoulddo. Saidthefairy,afterreceivinghimgraciously:“Sir,Iwilltellyouagreatsecret. Theprincesshasagreatcatwhomshelovessowellthatshecaresfornothingandnobodyelse;butshewillbeobligedtomarryanypersonwhoisadroitenoughtowalkuponthecat’stail.” “Thatwillnotbeverydifficult,”thoughtthekingtohimself,anddeparted,resolvingtotramplethecat’stailtopiecesratherthannotsucceedinwalkinguponit. Hewentimmediatelytothepalaceofhisfairmistressandthecat;theanimalcameinfrontofhim,archingitsbackinangerasitwaswonttodo. Thekinglifteduphisfoot,thinkingnothingwouldbesoeasyastotreadonthetail,buthefoundhimselfmistaken. Minon—thatwasthecreature’sname—twisteditselfroundsosharplythatthekingonlyhurthisownfootbystampingonthefloor. Foreightdaysdidhepursuethecateverywhere:upanddownthepalacehewasafteritfrommorningtillnight,butwithnobettersuccess;thetailseemedmadeofquicksilver,soverylivelywasit. AtlastthekinghadthegoodfortunetocatchMinonsleeping,whentramp!tramp!hetrodonthetailwithallhisforce. Minonwokeup,mewedhorribly,andimmediatelychangedfromacatintoalarge,fierce-lookingman,whoregardedthekingwithflashingeyes. “Youmustmarrytheprincess,”criedhe,“becauseyouhavebrokentheenchantmentinwhichIheldher;butIwillberevengedonyou. Youshallhaveasonwithanoseaslongas—that;”hemadeintheairacurveofhalfafoot;“yetheshallbelieveitisjustlikeallothernoses,andshallbealwaysunfortunatetillhehasfoundoutitisnot. Andifyouevertellanybodyofthisthreatofmine,youshalldieonthespot.”Sosayingthemagiciandisappeared. Theking,whowasatfirstmuchterrified,soonbegantolaughatthisadventure. “Mysonmighthaveaworsemisfortunethantoolonganose,”thoughthe. “Atleastitwillhinderhimneitherinseeingnorhearing. Iwillgoandfindtheprincessandmarryheratonce.” Hedidso,butheonlylivedafewmonthsafter,anddiedbeforehislittlesonwasborn,sothatnobodyknewanythingaboutthesecretofthenose. ThelittleprincewassomuchwishedforthatwhenhecameintotheworldtheyagreedtocallhimPrinceWish. Hehadbeautifulblueeyesandasweetlittlemouth,buthisnosewassobigthatitcoveredhalfhisface. Thequeen,hismother,wasinconsolable;butherladiestriedtosatisfyherbytellingherthatthenosewasnotnearlysolargeasitseemed,thatitwouldgrowsmallerastheprincegrewbigger,andthatifitdidnotalargenosewasindispensabletoahero. Allgreatsoldiers,theysaid,hadgreatnoses,aseverybodyknew. Thequeenwassoveryfondofhersonthatshelistenedeagerlytoallthiscomfort. Shortlyshegrewsousedtotheprince’snosethatitdidnotseemtoheranylargerthanordinarynosesofthecourt;where,inprocessoftime,everybodywithalongnosewasverymuchadmired,andtheunfortunatepeoplewhohadonlysnubsweretakenverylittlenoticeof. Greatcarewasobservedintheeducationoftheprince;andassoonashecouldspeaktheytoldhimallsortsofamusingtales,inwhichallthebadpeoplehadshortnoses,andallthegoodpeoplehadlongones. Nopersonwassufferedtocomenearhimwhohadnotanoseofmorethanordinarylength;nay,tosuchanextentdidthecountriescarrytheirfancy,thatthenosesofallthelittlebabieswereorderedtobepulledoutasfaraspossibleseveraltimesaday,inordertomakethemgrow. Butgrowastheywould,theynevercouldgrowaslongasthatofPrinceWish. Whenhewasoldenoughhistutortaughthimhistory;andwheneveranygreatkingorlovelyprincesswasreferredto,thetutoralwaystookcaretomentionthatheorshehadalongnose. Alltheroyalapartmentswerefilledwithpicturesandportraitshavingthispeculiarity,sothatatlastPrinceWishbegantoregardthelengthofhisnoseashisgreatestperfection,andwouldnothavehaditaninchlesseventosavehiscrown. Whenhewastwentyyearsoldhismotherandhispeoplewishedhimtomarry. Theyprocuredforhimthelikenessesofmanyprincesses,buttheonehepreferredwasPrincessDarling,daughterofapowerfulmonarchandheiresstoseveralkingdoms.Alas! withallherbeauty,thisprincesshadonegreatmisfortune,alittleturned-upnose,which,everyoneelsesaidmadeheronlythemorebewitching. Buthere,inthekingdomofPrinceWish,thecourtierswerethrownbyitintotheutmostperplexity. Theywereinthehabitoflaughingatallsmallnoses;buthowdaredtheymakefunofthenoseofPrincessDarling? Twounfortunategentlemen,whomPrinceWishhadoverhearddoingso,wereignominiouslybanishedfromthecourtandcapital. Afterthis,thecourtiersbecamealarmed,andtriedtocorrecttheirhabitofspeech;buttheywouldhavefoundthemselvesinconstantdifficulties,hadnotonecleverpersonstruckoutabrightidea. Hesaidthatthoughitwasindispensablynecessaryforamantohaveagreatnose,womenwereverydifferent;andthatalearnedmanhaddiscoveredinaveryoldmanuscriptthatthecelebratedCleopatra,QueenofEgypt,thebeautyoftheancientworld,hadaturned-upnose. AtthisinformationPrinceWishwassodelightedthathemadethecourtieraveryhandsomepresent,andimmediatelysentoffambassadorstodemandPrincessDarlinginmarriage. Sheacceptedhisofferatonce,andreturnedwiththeambassadors. Hemadeallhastetomeetandwelcomeher,butwhenshewasonlythreeleaguesdistantfromhiscapital,beforehehadtimeeventokissherhand,themagicianwhohadonceassumedtheshapeofhismother’scat,Minon,appearedintheairandcarriedheroffbeforethelover’sveryeyes. PrinceWish,almostbesidehimselfwithgrief,declaredthatnothingshouldinducehimtoreturntohisthroneandkingdomtillhehadfoundDarling. Hewouldsuffernoneofhiscourtiersorattendantstofollowhim;butbiddingthemalladieu,mountedagoodhorse,laidthereinsontheanimal’sneck,andlethimtakehimwhereverhewould. Thehorseenteredawide-extendedplain,andtrottedonsteadilythewholedaywithoutfindingasinglehouse. Masterandbeastbeganalmosttofaintwithhunger;andPrinceWishmighthavewishedhimselfathomeagain,hadhenotdiscovered,justatdusk,acavern,wheretheresat,besideabrightlantern,alittlewomanwhomighthavebeenmorethanahundredyearsold. Sheputonherspectaclesthebettertolookatthestranger,andhenoticedthathernosewassosmallthatthespectacleswouldhardlystayon;thentheprinceandthefairy—forshewasafairy—burstintolaughter. “Whatafunnynose!”criedtheone. “Notsofunnyasyours,madam,”returnedtheother.“Butprayletusleaveournosesalone,andbegoodenoughtogivemesomethingtoeat,forIamdyingwithhunger,andsoismypoorhorse.” “Withallmyheart,”answeredthefairy.“Althoughyournoseisridiculouslylong,youarenolessthesonofoneofmybestfriends.Ilovedyourfatherlikeabrother;hehadaveryhandsomenose.” “Whatiswantingtomynose?”askedWishrathersavagely. Onthecontrary,thereisagreatdealtoomuchofit;butnevermind,onemaybeaveryhonestman,andyethavetoobiganose. AsIsaid,Iwasagreatfriendofyourfather’s;hecameoftentoseeme. Iwasveryprettythen,andoftentimesheusedtosaytome,‘Mysister——’” “Iwillheartherest,madam,withpleasure,whenIhavesupped;butwillyoucondescendtorememberthatIhavetastednothingallday?” “Poorboy,”saidthefairy,“Iwillgiveyousomesupperdirectly;andwhileyoueatitIwilltellyoumyhistoryinsixwords,forIhatemuchtalking. Alongtongueisasinsupportableasalongnose;andIrememberwhenIwasyounghowmuchIusedtobeadmiredbecauseIwasnotatalker;indeed,someonesaidtothequeenmymother—forpoorasyouseemenow,Iamthedaughterofagreatking,whoalways——” “Atewhenhewashungry,Ihope,”interruptedtheprince,whosepatiencewasfastdeparting. “Youareright,”saidtheimperturbableoldfairy;“andIwillbringyouyoursupperdirectly,onlyIwishfirstjusttosaythatthekingmyfather——” “Hangthekingyourfather!”PrinceWishwasabouttoexclaim,buthestoppedhimself,andonlyobservedthathoweverthepleasureofherconversationmightmakehimforgethishunger,itcouldnothavethesameeffectuponhishorse,whowasreallystarving. Thefairy,pleasedathiscivility,calledherservantsandbadethemsupplyhimatoncewithallheneeded. “And,”addedshe,“Imustsayyouareverypoliteandverygood-tempered,inspiteofyournose.” “Whathastheoldwomantodowithmynose?”thoughttheprince. “IfIwerenotsoveryhungry,Iwouldsoonshowherwhatsheis—aregularoldgossipandchatterbox.Shetofancyshetalkslittle,indeed! Onemustbeveryfoolishnottoknowone’sowndefects.Thiscomesofbeingbornaprincess. Flatterershavespoiledherandpersuadedherthatshetalkslittle.Little,indeed!Ineverknewanybodychattersomuch.” Whiletheprincethusmeditated,theservantswerelayingthetable,thefairyaskingthemahundredunnecessaryquestions,simplyforthepleasureofhearingherselftalk. “Well,”thoughtWish,“IamdelightedthatIcamehither,ifonlytolearnhowwiseIhavebeeninneverlisteningtoflatterers,whohidefromusourfaults,ormakeusbelievetheyareperfections.Buttheycouldneverdeceiveme. Iknowallmyownweakpoints,Itrust.”Astrulyhebelievedhedid. Sohewentoneatingcontentedly,norstoppedtilltheoldfairybegantoaddresshim. “Prince,”saidshe,“willyoubekindenoughtoturnalittle? YournosecastssuchashadowthatIcannotseewhatisonmyplate. And,asIwassaying,yourfatheradmiredmeandalwaysmademewelcomeatcourt.Whatisthecourtetiquettetherenow? Dotheladiesstillgotoassemblies,promenades,balls? —Ibegyourpardonforlaughing,buthowverylongyournoseis.” “Iwishyouwouldceasetospeakofmynose,”saidtheprince,becomingannoyed.“Itiswhatitis,andIdonotdesireitanyshorter.” “Oh!IseethatIhavevexedyou,”returnedthefairy. “Nevertheless,Iamoneofyourbestfriends,andsoIshalltakethelibertyofalways——”Shewoulddoubtlesshavegoneontalkingtillmidnight;buttheprince,unabletobearitanylonger,hereinterruptedher,thankedherforherhospitality,badeherahastyadieu,androdeaway. Hetraveledforalongtime,halfovertheworld,butheheardnonewsofPrincessDarling. However,ineachplacehewentto,heheardoneremarkablefact—thegreatlengthofhisownnose. Thelittleboysinthestreetsjeeredathim,thepeasantsstaredathim,andthemorepoliteladiesandgentlemenwhomhemetinsocietyusedtotryinvaintokeepfromlaughing,andtogetoutofhiswayassoonastheycould. Sothepoorprincebecamegraduallyquiteforlornandsolitary;hethoughtalltheworldwasmad,butstillheneverthoughtoftherebeinganythingqueerabouthisownnose. Atlasttheoldfairy,who,thoughshewasachatterbox,wasverygood-natured;sawthathewasalmostbreakinghisheart. Shefeltsorryforhimandwishedtohelphiminspiteofhimself,forsheknewtheenchantmentwhichhidfromhimthePrincessDarlingcouldneverbebrokentillhehaddiscoveredhisowndefect. Soshewentinsearchoftheprincess,andbeingmorepowerfulthanthemagician,sinceshewasagoodfairyandhewasanevilmagician,shegotherawayfromhimandshutherupinapalaceofcrystal,whichsheplacedontheroadwhichPrinceWishhadtopass. Hewasridingalong,verymelancholy,whenhesawthepalace;andatitsentrancewasaroom,madeofthepurestglass,inwhichsathisbelovedprincess,smilingandbeautifulasever. Heleapedfromhishorseandrantowardher. Sheheldoutherhandforhimtokiss,buthecouldnotgetatitfortheglass. Transportedwitheagernessanddelight,hedashedhisswordthroughthecrystalandsucceededinbreakingasmallopening,towhichsheputupherbeautifulrosymouth. Butitwasinvain;PrinceWishcouldnotapproachit. Hetwistedhisneckabout,andturnedhisheadonallsides,tillatlength,puttinguphishandtohisface,hediscoveredtheimpediment. “Itmustbeconfessed,”exclaimedhe,“thatmynoseistoolong.” Thatmomenttheglasswallsallsplitasunder,andtheoldfairyappeared,leadingPrincessDarling. “Avow,prince,”saidshe,“thatyouareverymuchobligedtome,fornowtheenchantmentisended. Youmaymarrytheobjectofyourchoice. But,”addedshe,smiling,“IfearImighthavetalkedtoyouforeveronthesubjectofyournose,andyouwouldnothavebelievedmeinitslength,tillitbecameanobstacletoyourowninclinations.Nowbeholdit!”andsheheldupacrystalmirror. “Areyousatisfiedtobenodifferentfromotherpeople?” “Perfectly,”saidPrinceWish,whofoundhisnosehadshrunktoanordinarylength. AndtakingthePrincessDarlingbythehand,hekissedhercourteously,affectionately,andsatisfactorily. Thentheydepartedtotheirowncountry,andlivedveryhappilyalltheirdays.