Itmusthavebeenaboutthistimethatthesonofaking,wholivedathousandmilesfromLagobel,setouttolookforthedaughterofaqueen. Hetravelledfarandwide,butassureashefoundaprincess,hefoundsomefaultwithher. Ofcoursehecouldnotmarryamerewoman,howeverbeautiful;andtherewasnoprincesstobefoundworthyofhim. Whethertheprincewassonearperfectionthathehadarighttodemandperfectionitself,Icannotpretendtosay. AllIknowis,thathewasafine,handsome,brave,generous,well-bred,andwell-behavedyouth,asallprincesare. Inhiswanderingshehadcomeacrosssomereportsaboutourprincess;butaseverybodysaidshewasbewitched,heneverdreamedthatshecouldbewitchhim. Forwhatindeedcouldaprincedowithaprincessthathadlosthergravity? Whocouldtellwhatshemightnotlosenext? Shemightlosehervisibility,orhertangibility;or,inshort,thepowerofmakingimpressionsupontheradicalsensorium;sothatheshouldneverbeabletotellwhethershewasdeadoralive. Ofcoursehemadenofurtherinquiriesabouther. Onedayhelostsightofhisretinueinagreatforest. Theseforestsareveryusefulindeliveringprincesfromtheircourtiers,likeasievethatkeepsbackthebran. Thentheprincesgetawaytofollowtheirfortunes. Inthiswaytheyhavetheadvantageoftheprincesses,whoareforcedtomarrybeforetheyhavehadabitoffun. Iwishourprincessesgotlostinaforestsometimes. Onelovelyevening,afterwanderingaboutformanydays,hefoundthathewasapproachingtheoutskirtsofthisforest;forthetreeshadgotsothinthathecouldseethesunsetthroughthem;andhesooncameuponakindofheath. Nexthecameuponsignsofhumanneighbourhood;butbythistimeitwasgettinglate,andtherewasnobodyinthefieldstodirecthim. Aftertravellingforanotherhour,hishorse,quitewornoutwithlonglabourandlackoffood,fell,andwasunabletoriseagain.Sohecontinuedhisjourneyonfoot. Alengthheenteredanotherwood—notawildforest,butacivilisedwood,throughwhichafootpathledhimtothesideofalake. Alongthispaththeprincepursuedhiswaythroughthegatheringdarkness.Suddenlyhepaused,andlistened.Strangesoundscameacrossthewater.Itwas,infact,theprincesslaughing. Nowtherewassomethingoddinherlaugh,asIhavealreadyhinted;forthehatchingofarealheartylaughrequirestheincubationofgravity;andperhapsthiswashowtheprincemistookthelaughterforscreaming. Lookingoverthelake,hesawsomethingwhiteinthewater;and,inaninstant,hehadtornoffhistunic,kickedoffhissandals,andplungedin. Hesoonreachedthewhiteobject,andfoundthatitwasawoman. Therewasnotlightenoughtoshowthatshewasaprincess,butquiteenoughtoshowthatshewasalady,foritdoesnotwantmuchlighttoseethat. NowIcannottellhowitcameabout—whethershepretendedtobedrowning,orwhetherhefrightenedher,orcaughthersoastoembarrassher—butcertainlyhebroughthertoshoreinafashionignominioustoaswimmer,andmorenearlydrownedthanshehadeverexpectedtobe;forthewaterhadgotintoherthroatasoftenasshehadtriedtospeak. Attheplacetowhichheboreher,thebankwasonlyafootortwoabovethewater;sohegaveherastrongliftoutofthewater,tolayheronthebank. But,hergravitationceasingthemomentsheleftthewater,awayshewentupintotheair,scoldingandscreaming. “Younaughty,naughty,Naughty,NAUGHTYman!”shecried. Noonehadeversucceededinputtingherintoapassionbefore. Whentheprincesawherascend,hethoughthemusthavebeenbewitched,andhavemistakenagreatswanforalady. Buttheprincesscaughtholdofthetopmostconeuponaloftyfir. Thiscameoff;butshecaughtatanother;and,infact,stoppedherselfbygatheringcones,droppingthemasthestalksgaveway. Theprince,meantime,stoodinthewater,staring,andforgettingtogetout. Buttheprincessdisappearing,hescrambledonshore,andwentinthedirectionofthetree. Therehefoundherclimbingdownoneofthebranchestowardsthestem. Butinthedarknessofthewood,theprincecontinuedinsomebewildermentastowhatthephenomenoncouldbe;until,reachingtheground,andseeinghimstandingthere,shecaughtholdofhim,andsaid: “Ohno,youwon’t!”returnedtheprince. “Yes,Iwill,”shepersisted.“Whatbusinesshadyoutopullmedownoutofthewater,andthrowmetothebottomoftheair?Ineverdidyouanyharm.” “Pardonme.Ididnotmeantohurtyou.” “Idon’tbelieveyouhaveanybrains;andthatisaworselossthanyourwretchedgravity.Ipityyou.” Theprincenowsawthathehadcomeuponthebewitchedprincess,andhadalreadyoffendedher. Butbeforehecouldthinkwhattosaynext,sheburstoutangrily,givingastampwithherfootthatwouldhavesentheraloftagainbutfortheholdshehadofhisarm: “Putyouupwhere,youbeauty?”askedtheprince. Hehadfalleninlovewithheralmost,already;forherangermadehermorecharmingthananyoneelsehadeverbeheldher;and,asfarashecouldsee,whichcertainlywasnotfar,shehadnotasinglefaultabouther,except,ofcourse,thatshehadnotanygravity. Noprince,however,wouldjudgeofaprincessbyweight. Thelovelinessofherfoothewouldhardlyestimatebythedepthoftheimpressionitcouldmakeinmud. “Putyouupwhere,youbeauty?”askedtheprince. “Inthewater,youstupid!”answeredtheprincess. “Come,then,”saidtheprince. Theconditionofherdress,increasingherusualdifficultyinwalking,compelledhertoclingtohim;andhecouldhardlypersuadehimselfthathewasnotinadelightfuldream,notwithstandingthetorrentofmusicalabusewithwhichsheoverwhelmedhim. Theprincebeingthereforeinnohurry,theycameuponthelakeatquiteanotherpart,wherethebankwastwenty-fivefeethighatleast;andwhentheyhadreachedtheedge,heturnedtowardstheprincess,andsaid: “Thatisyourbusiness,”sheanswered,quitesnappishly.“Youtookmeout—putmeinagain.” “Verywell,”saidtheprince;and,catchingherupinhisarms,hesprangwithherfromtherock. Theprincesshadjusttimetogiveonedelightedshriekoflaughterbeforethewaterclosedoverthem. Whentheycametothesurface,shefoundthat,foramomentortwo,shecouldnotevenlaugh,forshehadgonedownwithsucharush,thatitwaswithdifficultysherecoveredherbreath.Theinstanttheyreachedthesurface— “Howdoyoulikefallingin?”saidtheprince. Aftersomeefforttheprincesspantedout: “Isthatwhatyoucallfallingin?” “Yes,”answeredtheprince,“Ishouldthinkitaverytolerablespecimen.” “Itseemedtomelikegoingup,”rejoinedshe. “Myfeelingwascertainlyoneofelevationtoo,”theprinceconceded. Theprincessdidnotappeartounderstandhim,forsheretortedhisquestion: “Howdoyoulikefallingin?”saidtheprincess. “Beyondeverything,”answeredhe;“forIhavefalleninwiththeonlyperfectcreatureIeversaw.” “Nomoreofthat.Iamtiredofit,”saidtheprincess. Perhapsshesharedherfather’saversiontopunning. “Don’tyoulikefallingin,then?”saidtheprince. “ItisthemostdelightfulfunIeverhadinmylife,”answeredshe.“Ineverfellbefore.IwishIcouldlearn.TothinkIamtheonlypersoninmyfather’skingdomthatcan’tfall!” Herethepoorprincesslookedalmostsad. “Ishallbemosthappytofallinwithyouanytimeyoulike,”saidtheprince,devotedly. “Thankyou.Idon’tknow.Perhapsitwouldnotbeproper.ButIdon’tcare.Atallevents,aswehavefallenin,letushaveaswimtogether.” “Withallmyheart,”respondedtheprince. Andawaytheywent,swimming,anddiving,andfloating,untilatlasttheyheardcriesalongtheshore,andsawlightsglancinginalldirections.Itwasnowquitelate,andtherewasnomoon. “Imustgohome,”saidtheprincess.“Iamverysorry,forthisisdelightful.” “SoamI,”returnedtheprince.“ButIamgladIhaven’tahometogoto—atleast,Idon’texactlyknowwhereitis.” “IwishIhadn’toneeither,”rejoinedtheprincess;“itissostupid! Ihaveagreatmind,”shecontinued,“toplaythemallatrick.Whycouldn’ttheyleavemealone? Theywon’ttrustmeinthelakeforasinglenight! Youseewherethatgreenlightisburning?Thatisthewindowofmyroom. Nowifyouwouldjustswimtherewithmeveryquietly,andwhenweareallbutunderthebalcony,givemesuchapush—upyoucallit—asyoudidalittlewhileago,Ishouldbeabletocatchholdofthebalcony,andgetinatthewindow;andthentheymaylookformetillto-morrowmorning!” “Withmoreobediencethanpleasure,”saidtheprince,gallantly;andawaytheyswam,verygently. “Willyoubeinthelaketo-morrownight?”theprinceventuredtoask. “TobesureIwill.Idon’tthinkso.Perhaps,”wastheprincess’ssomewhatstrangeanswer. Buttheprincewasintelligentenoughnottopressherfurther;andmerelywhispered,ashegaveherthepartinglift,“Don’ttell.” Theonlyanswertheprincessreturnedwasaroguishlook.Shewasalreadyayardabovehishead.Thelookseemedtosay,“Neverfear.Itistoogoodfuntospoilthatway.” Soperfectlylikeotherpeoplehadshebeeninthewater,thatevenyettheprincecouldscarcelybelievehiseyeswhenhesawherascendslowly,graspthebalcony,anddisappearthroughthewindow. Heturned,almostexpectingtoseeherstillbyhisside.Buthewasaloneinthewater. Soheswamawayquietly,andwatchedthelightsrovingabouttheshoreforhoursaftertheprincesswassafeinherchamber. Assoonastheydisappeared,helandedinsearchofhistunicandsword,and,aftersometrouble,foundthemagain. Thenhemadethebestofhiswayroundthelaketotheotherside. Therethewoodwaswilder,andtheshoresteeper—risingmoreimmediatelytowardsthemountainswhichsurroundedthelakeonallsides,andkeptsendingitmessagesofsilverystreamsfrommorningtonight,andallnightlong. Hesoonfoundaspotwherehecouldseethegreenlightintheprincess’sroom,andwhere,eveninthebroaddaylight,hewouldbeinnodangerofbeingdiscoveredfromtheoppositeshore. Itwasasortofcaveintherock,whereheprovidedhimselfabedofwitheredleaves,andlaydowntootiredforhungertokeephimawake. Allnightlonghedreamedthathewasswimmingwiththeprincess.