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Itmusthavebeenaboutthistimethatthesonofaking,wholivedathousandmilesfromLagobel,setouttolookforthedaughterofaqueen.
Hetravelledfarandwide,butassureashefoundaprincess,hefoundsomefaultwithher.
Ofcoursehecouldnotmarryamerewoman,howeverbeautiful;andtherewasnoprincesstobefoundworthyofhim.
Whethertheprincewassonearperfectionthathehadarighttodemandperfectionitself,Icannotpretendtosay.
AllIknowis,thathewasafine,handsome,brave,generous,well-bred,andwell-behavedyouth,asallprincesare.
Inhiswanderingshehadcomeacrosssomereportsaboutourprincess;butaseverybodysaidshewasbewitched,heneverdreamedthatshecouldbewitchhim.
Forwhatindeedcouldaprincedowithaprincessthathadlosthergravity?
Whocouldtellwhatshemightnotlosenext?
Shemightlosehervisibility,orhertangibility;or,inshort,thepowerofmakingimpressionsupontheradicalsensorium;sothatheshouldneverbeabletotellwhethershewasdeadoralive.
Ofcoursehemadenofurtherinquiriesabouther.
Onedayhelostsightofhisretinueinagreatforest.
Theseforestsareveryusefulindeliveringprincesfromtheircourtiers,likeasievethatkeepsbackthebran.
Thentheprincesgetawaytofollowtheirfortunes.
Inthiswaytheyhavetheadvantageoftheprincesses,whoareforcedtomarrybeforetheyhavehadabitoffun.
Iwishourprincessesgotlostinaforestsometimes.
Onelovelyevening,afterwanderingaboutformanydays,hefoundthathewasapproachingtheoutskirtsofthisforest;forthetreeshadgotsothinthathecouldseethesunsetthroughthem;andhesooncameuponakindofheath.
Nexthecameuponsignsofhumanneighbourhood;butbythistimeitwasgettinglate,andtherewasnobodyinthefieldstodirecthim.
Aftertravellingforanotherhour,hishorse,quitewornoutwithlonglabourandlackoffood,fell,andwasunabletoriseagain.Sohecontinuedhisjourneyonfoot.
Alengthheenteredanotherwoodnotawildforest,butacivilisedwood,throughwhichafootpathledhimtothesideofalake.
Alongthispaththeprincepursuedhiswaythroughthegatheringdarkness.Suddenlyhepaused,andlistened.Strangesoundscameacrossthewater.Itwas,infact,theprincesslaughing.
Nowtherewassomethingoddinherlaugh,asIhavealreadyhinted;forthehatchingofarealheartylaughrequirestheincubationofgravity;andperhapsthiswashowtheprincemistookthelaughterforscreaming.
Lookingoverthelake,hesawsomethingwhiteinthewater;and,inaninstant,hehadtornoffhistunic,kickedoffhissandals,andplungedin.
Hesoonreachedthewhiteobject,andfoundthatitwasawoman.
Therewasnotlightenoughtoshowthatshewasaprincess,butquiteenoughtoshowthatshewasalady,foritdoesnotwantmuchlighttoseethat.
NowIcannottellhowitcameaboutwhethershepretendedtobedrowning,orwhetherhefrightenedher,orcaughthersoastoembarrassherbutcertainlyhebroughthertoshoreinafashionignominioustoaswimmer,andmorenearlydrownedthanshehadeverexpectedtobe;forthewaterhadgotintoherthroatasoftenasshehadtriedtospeak.
Attheplacetowhichheboreher,thebankwasonlyafootortwoabovethewater;sohegaveherastrongliftoutofthewater,tolayheronthebank.
But,hergravitationceasingthemomentsheleftthewater,awayshewentupintotheair,scoldingandscreaming.
Younaughty,naughty,Naughty,NAUGHTYman!shecried.
Noonehadeversucceededinputtingherintoapassionbefore.
Whentheprincesawherascend,hethoughthemusthavebeenbewitched,andhavemistakenagreatswanforalady.
Buttheprincesscaughtholdofthetopmostconeuponaloftyfir.
Thiscameoff;butshecaughtatanother;and,infact,stoppedherselfbygatheringcones,droppingthemasthestalksgaveway.
Theprince,meantime,stoodinthewater,staring,andforgettingtogetout.
Buttheprincessdisappearing,hescrambledonshore,andwentinthedirectionofthetree.
Therehefoundherclimbingdownoneofthebranchestowardsthestem.
Butinthedarknessofthewood,theprincecontinuedinsomebewildermentastowhatthephenomenoncouldbe;until,reachingtheground,andseeinghimstandingthere,shecaughtholdofhim,andsaid:
I’lltellpapa,
Ohno,youwon’t!returnedtheprince.
Yes,Iwill,shepersisted.Whatbusinesshadyoutopullmedownoutofthewater,andthrowmetothebottomoftheair?Ineverdidyouanyharm.
Pardonme.Ididnotmeantohurtyou.
Idon’tbelieveyouhaveanybrains;andthatisaworselossthanyourwretchedgravity.Ipityyou.
Theprincenowsawthathehadcomeuponthebewitchedprincess,andhadalreadyoffendedher.
Butbeforehecouldthinkwhattosaynext,sheburstoutangrily,givingastampwithherfootthatwouldhavesentheraloftagainbutfortheholdshehadofhisarm:
Putmeupdirectly.
princesslookingleft
Putyouupwhere,youbeauty?askedtheprince.
Hehadfalleninlovewithheralmost,already;forherangermadehermorecharmingthananyoneelsehadeverbeheldher;and,asfarashecouldsee,whichcertainlywasnotfar,shehadnotasinglefaultabouther,except,ofcourse,thatshehadnotanygravity.
Noprince,however,wouldjudgeofaprincessbyweight.
Thelovelinessofherfoothewouldhardlyestimatebythedepthoftheimpressionitcouldmakeinmud.
Putyouupwhere,youbeauty?askedtheprince.
Inthewater,youstupid!answeredtheprincess.
Come,then,saidtheprince.
Theconditionofherdress,increasingherusualdifficultyinwalking,compelledhertoclingtohim;andhecouldhardlypersuadehimselfthathewasnotinadelightfuldream,notwithstandingthetorrentofmusicalabusewithwhichsheoverwhelmedhim.
Theprincebeingthereforeinnohurry,theycameuponthelakeatquiteanotherpart,wherethebankwastwenty-fivefeethighatleast;andwhentheyhadreachedtheedge,heturnedtowardstheprincess,andsaid:
HowamItoputyouin?
Thatisyourbusiness,sheanswered,quitesnappishly.Youtookmeoutputmeinagain.
Verywell,saidtheprince;and,catchingherupinhisarms,hesprangwithherfromtherock.
Theprincesshadjusttimetogiveonedelightedshriekoflaughterbeforethewaterclosedoverthem.
Whentheycametothesurface,shefoundthat,foramomentortwo,shecouldnotevenlaugh,forshehadgonedownwithsucharush,thatitwaswithdifficultysherecoveredherbreath.Theinstanttheyreachedthesurface
Howdoyoulikefallingin?saidtheprince.
Aftersomeefforttheprincesspantedout:
Isthatwhatyoucallfallingin?
Yes,answeredtheprince,Ishouldthinkitaverytolerablespecimen.
Itseemedtomelikegoingup,rejoinedshe.
Myfeelingwascertainlyoneofelevationtoo,theprinceconceded.
Theprincessdidnotappeartounderstandhim,forsheretortedhisquestion:
Howdoyoulikefallingin?saidtheprincess.
Beyondeverything,answeredhe;forIhavefalleninwiththeonlyperfectcreatureIeversaw.
Nomoreofthat.Iamtiredofit,saidtheprincess.
Perhapsshesharedherfather’saversiontopunning.
Don’tyoulikefallingin,then?saidtheprince.
ItisthemostdelightfulfunIeverhadinmylife,answeredshe.Ineverfellbefore.IwishIcouldlearn.TothinkIamtheonlypersoninmyfather’skingdomthatcan’tfall!
Herethepoorprincesslookedalmostsad.
Ishallbemosthappytofallinwithyouanytimeyoulike,saidtheprince,devotedly.
Thankyou.Idon’tknow.Perhapsitwouldnotbeproper.ButIdon’tcare.Atallevents,aswehavefallenin,letushaveaswimtogether.
Withallmyheart,respondedtheprince.
Andawaytheywent,swimming,anddiving,andfloating,untilatlasttheyheardcriesalongtheshore,andsawlightsglancinginalldirections.Itwasnowquitelate,andtherewasnomoon.
Imustgohome,saidtheprincess.Iamverysorry,forthisisdelightful.
SoamI,returnedtheprince.ButIamgladIhaven’tahometogotoatleast,Idon’texactlyknowwhereitis.
IwishIhadn’toneeither,rejoinedtheprincess;itissostupid!
Ihaveagreatmind,shecontinued,toplaythemallatrick.Whycouldn’ttheyleavemealone?
Theywon’ttrustmeinthelakeforasinglenight!
Youseewherethatgreenlightisburning?Thatisthewindowofmyroom.
Nowifyouwouldjustswimtherewithmeveryquietly,andwhenweareallbutunderthebalcony,givemesuchapushupyoucallitasyoudidalittlewhileago,Ishouldbeabletocatchholdofthebalcony,andgetinatthewindow;andthentheymaylookformetillto-morrowmorning!
Withmoreobediencethanpleasure,saidtheprince,gallantly;andawaytheyswam,verygently.
Willyoubeinthelaketo-morrownight?theprinceventuredtoask.
TobesureIwill.Idon’tthinkso.Perhaps,wastheprincess’ssomewhatstrangeanswer.
Buttheprincewasintelligentenoughnottopressherfurther;andmerelywhispered,ashegaveherthepartinglift,Don’ttell.
Theonlyanswertheprincessreturnedwasaroguishlook.Shewasalreadyayardabovehishead.Thelookseemedtosay,Neverfear.Itistoogoodfuntospoilthatway.
Soperfectlylikeotherpeoplehadshebeeninthewater,thatevenyettheprincecouldscarcelybelievehiseyeswhenhesawherascendslowly,graspthebalcony,anddisappearthroughthewindow.
Heturned,almostexpectingtoseeherstillbyhisside.Buthewasaloneinthewater.
Soheswamawayquietly,andwatchedthelightsrovingabouttheshoreforhoursaftertheprincesswassafeinherchamber.
Assoonastheydisappeared,helandedinsearchofhistunicandsword,and,aftersometrouble,foundthemagain.
Thenhemadethebestofhiswayroundthelaketotheotherside.
Therethewoodwaswilder,andtheshoresteeperrisingmoreimmediatelytowardsthemountainswhichsurroundedthelakeonallsides,andkeptsendingitmessagesofsilverystreamsfrommorningtonight,andallnightlong.
Hesoonfoundaspotwherehecouldseethegreenlightintheprincess’sroom,andwhere,eveninthebroaddaylight,hewouldbeinnodangerofbeingdiscoveredfromtheoppositeshore.
Itwasasortofcaveintherock,whereheprovidedhimselfabedofwitheredleaves,andlaydowntootiredforhungertokeephimawake.
Allnightlonghedreamedthathewasswimmingwiththeprincess.
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