THEweekafterTaffimaiMetallumai(wewillstillcallherTaffy,BestBeloved)madethatlittlemistakeaboutherDaddy’sspearandtheStranger-manandthepicture-letterandall,shewentcarp-fishingagainwithherDaddy. HerMummywantedhertostayathomeandhelphanguphidestodryonthebigdrying-polesoutsidetheirNeolithicCave,butTaffyslippedawaydowntoherDaddyquiteearly,andtheyfished. Presentlyshebegantogiggle,andherDaddysaid,‘Don’tbesilly,child.’ ‘Butwasn’titinciting!’saidTaffy.‘Don’tyourememberhowtheHeadChiefpuffedouthischeeks,andhowfunnytheniceStranger-manlookedwiththemudinhishair?’ ‘WelldoI,’saidTegumai.‘Ihadtopaytwodeerskins—softoneswithfringes—totheStranger-manforthethingswedidtohim.’ ‘Wedidn’tdoanything,’saidTaffy.‘ItwasMummyandtheotherNeolithicladies—andthemud.’ ‘Wewon’ttalkaboutthat,’saidherDaddy,‘Let’shavelunch.’ Taffytookamarrow-boneandsatmousy-quietfortenwholeminutes,whileherDaddyscratchedonpiecesofbirch-barkwithashark’stooth. Thenshesaid,‘Daddy,I’vethinkedofasecretsurprise.Youmakeanoise—anysortofnoise.’ ‘Ah!’saidTegumai.‘Willthatdotobeginwith?’ ‘Yes,’saidTaffy.‘Youlookjustlikeacarp-fishwithitsmouthopen.Sayitagain,please.’ ‘Ah!ah!ah!’saidherDaddy.‘Don’tberude,mydaughter.’ ‘I’mnotmeaningrude,reallyandtruly,’saidTaffy.‘It’spartofmysecret-surprise-think. Dosayah,Daddy,andkeepyourmouthopenattheend,andlendmethattooth. I’mgoingtodrawacarp-fish’smouthwide-open.’ ‘Don’tyousee?’saidTaffy,scratchingawayonthebark. ‘Thatwillbeourlittlesecrets’prise. WhenIdrawacarp-fishwithhismouthopeninthesmokeatthebackofourCave—ifMummydoesn’tmind—itwillremindyouofthatah-noise. Thenwecanplaythatitwasmejumpedoutofthedarkands’prisedyouwiththatnoise—sameasIdidinthebeaver-swamplastwinter.’ ‘Really?’saidherDaddy,inthevoicethatgrown-upsusewhentheyaretrulyattending.‘Goon,Taffy.’ ‘Ican’tdrawallofacarp-fish,butIcandrawsomethingthatmeansacarp-fish’smouth. Don’tyouknowhowtheystandontheirheadsrootinginthemud? Well,here’sapretencecarp-fish(wecanplaythattherestofhimisdrawn). Here’sjusthismouth,andthatmeansah.’Andshedrewthis.(1.) ‘That’snotbad,’saidTegumai,andscratchedonhisownpieceofbarkforhimself;butyou’veforgottenthefeelerthathangsacrosshismouth.’ ‘Youneedn’tdrawanythingofhimexceptjusttheopeningofhismouthandthefeeleracross. Thenwe’llknowhe’sacarp-fish,‘causetheperchesandtroutshaven’tgotfeelers.Lookhere,Taffy.’Andhedrewthis.(2.) ‘NowI’llcopyit.’saidTaffy.‘Willyouunderstandthiswhenyouseeit?’ ‘Perfectly,’saidherDaddy. Andshedrewthis.(3.)‘AndI’llbequiteass’prisedwhenIseeitanywhere,asifyouhadjumpedoutfrombehindatreeandsaid‘”Ah!”’ ‘Now,makeanothernoise,’saidTaffy,veryproud. ‘Yah!’saidherDaddy,veryloud. ‘H’m,’saidTaffy.‘That’samixynoise.Theendpartisah-carp-fish-mouth;butwhatcanwedoaboutthefrontpart?Yer-yer-yerandah!Ya!’ ‘It’sverylikethecarp-fish-mouthnoise.Let’sdrawanotherbitofthecarp-fishandjoin‘em,’saidherDaddy.Hewasquiteincitedtoo. ‘No.Ifthey’rejoined,I’llforget.Drawitseparate.Drawhistail.Ifhe’sstandingonhisheadthetailwillcomefirst.‘Sides,IthinkIcandrawtailseasiest,’saidTaffy. ‘Agoodnotion,’saidTegumai.“Here’sacarp-fishtailfortheyer-noise.’Andhedrewthis.(4.) ‘I’lltrynow,’saidTaffy.‘’MemberIcan’tdrawlikeyou,Daddy.WillitdoifIjustdrawthesplitpartofthetail,andthesticky-downlineforwhereitjoins?’Andshedrewthis.(5.) HerDaddynodded,andhiseyeswereshinybrightwith‘citement. ‘That’sbeautiful,’shesaid.‘Nowmakeanothernoise,Daddy.’ ‘Oh!’saidherDaddy,veryloud. ‘That’squiteeasy,’saidTaffy.‘Youmakeyourmouthallaroundlikeaneggorastone.Soaneggorastonewilldoforthat.’ ‘Youcan’talwaysfindeggsorstones.We’llhavetoscratcharoundsomethinglikeone.’Andhedrewthis.(6.) ‘Mygracious!’saidTaffy,‘whatalotofnoise-pictureswe’vemade,—carp-mouth,carp-tail,andegg!Now,makeanothernoise,Daddy.’ ‘Ssh!’saidherDaddy,andfrownedtohimself,butTaffywastooincitedtonotice. ‘That’squiteeasy,’shesaid,scratchingonthebark. ‘Eh,what?’saidherDaddy.‘ImeantIwasthinking,anddidn’twanttobedisturbed.’ ‘It’sanoisejustthesame.It’sthenoiseasnakemakes,Daddy,whenitisthinkinganddoesn’twanttobedisturbed.Let’smakethessh-noiseasnake.Willthisdo?’Andshedrewthis.(7.) ‘There,’shesaid.‘That’sanothers’prise-secret. Whenyoudrawahissy-snakebythedoorofyourlittleback-cavewhereyoumendthespears,I’llknowyou’rethinkinghard;andI’llcomeinmostmousy-quiet. Andifyoudrawitonatreebytheriverwhenyouarefishing,I’llknowyouwantmetowalkmostmostmousy-quiet,soasnottoshakethebanks.’ ‘Perfectlytrue,’saidTegumai.Andthere’smoreinthisgamethanyouthink. Taffy,dear,I’veanotionthatyourDaddy’sdaughterhashituponthefinestthingthatthereeverwassincetheTribeofTegumaitooktousingshark’steethinsteadofflintsfortheirspear-heads. Ibelievewe’vefoundoutthebigsecretoftheworld.’ ‘Why?’saidTaffy,andhereyesshonetoowithincitement. ‘I’llshow,’saidherDaddy.‘What’swaterintheTegumailanguage?’ ‘Ya,ofcourse,anditmeansrivertoo—likeWagai-ya—theWagairiver.’ ‘Whatisbadwaterthatgivesyoufeverifyoudrinkit—blackwater—swamp-water?’ ‘Nowlook,’saidherDaddy.‘S’poseyousawthisscratchedbythesideofapoolinthebeaver-swamp?’Andhedrewthis.(8.) ‘Carp-tailandroundegg.Twonoisesmixed!Yo,badwater,’saidTaffy.‘’CourseIwouldn’tdrinkthatwaterbecauseI’dknowyousaiditwasbad.’ ‘ButIneedn’tbenearthewateratall.Imightbemilesaway,hunting,andstill—’ ‘Andstillitwouldbejustthesameasifyoustoodthereandsaid,“G’way,Taffy,oryou’llgetfever.” Allthatinacarp-fish-tailandaroundegg!ODaddy,wemusttellMummy,quick!’andTaffydancedallroundhim. ‘Notyet,’saidTegumai;‘nottillwe’vegonealittlefurther.Let’ssee.Yoisbadwater,butSoisfoodcookedonthefire,isn’tit?’Andhedrewthis.(9.) ‘Yes.Snakeandegg,’saidTaffy‘Sothatmeansdinner’sready.Ifyousawthatscratchedonatreeyou’dknowitwastimetocometotheCave.So’dI.’ ‘MyWinkie!’saidTegumai.‘That’struetoo.Butwaitaminute.Iseeadifficulty.SOmeans“comeandhavedinner,”butshomeansthedrying-poleswherewehangourhides.’ ‘Horridolddrying-poles!’saidTaffy. ‘Ihatehelpingtohangheavy,hot,hairyhidesonthem. Ifyoudrewthesnakeandegg,andIthoughtitmeantdinner,andIcameinfromthewoodandfoundthatitmeantIwastohelpMummyhangthetwohidesonthedrying-poles,whatwouldIdo?’ ‘You’dbecross.So’dMummy.Wemustmakeanewpictureforsho.Wemustdrawaspottysnakethathissessh-sh,andwe’llplaythattheplainsnakeonlyhissesssss.’ ‘Icouldn’tbesurehowtoputinthespots,’saidTaffy. ‘Andp’rapsifyouwereinahurryyoumightleavethemout,andI’dthinkitwassowhenitwassho,andthenMummywouldcatchmejustthesame.No! Ithinkwe’dbetterdrawapictureofthehorridhighdrying-polestheirveryselves,andmakequitesure. I’llputtheminjustafterthehissy-snake.Look!’Andshedrewthis.(10.) ‘P’rapsthat’ssafest.It’sverylikeourdrying-poles,anyhow,’saidherDaddy,laughing. ‘NowI’llmakeanewnoisewithasnakeanddrying-polesoundinit.I’llsayshi.That’sTegumaiforspear,Taffy.’Andhelaughed. ‘Don’tmakefunofme,’saidTaffy,asshethoughtofherpicture-letterandthemudintheStranger-man’shair.‘Youdrawit,Daddy.’ ‘Wewon’thavebeaversorhillsthistime,eh?’saidherDaddy,‘I’lljustdrawastraightlineformyspear.’Andhedrewthis.(11.) ‘EvenMummycouldn’tmistakethatformebeingkilled.’ ‘Pleasedon’t,Daddy.Itmakesmeuncomfy.Dosomemorenoises.We’regettingonbeautifully.’ ‘Er-hm!’saidTegumai,lookingup.‘We’llsayshu.Thatmeanssky.’ Taffydrewthesnakeandthedrying-pole.Thenshestopped.‘Wemustmakeanewpictureforthatendsound,mustn’twe?’ ‘Shu-shu-u-u-u!’saidherDaddy.‘Why,it’sjustliketheround-egg-soundmadethin.’ ‘Thens’posewedrawathinroundegg,andpretendit’safrogthathasn’teatenanythingforyears.’ ‘N-no,’saidherDaddy.‘Ifwedrewthatinahurrywemightmistakeitfortheroundeggitself.Shu-shu-shu!‘Itellyouwhatwe’lldo. We’llopenalittleholeattheendoftheroundeggtoshowhowtheO-noiserunsoutallthin,ooo-oo-oo.Likethis.’Andhedrewthis.(12.) ‘Oh,that’slovely!Muchbetterthanathinfrog.Goon,’saidTaffy,usinghershark’stooth.HerDaddywentondrawing,andhishandshookwithincitement.Hewentontillhehaddrawnthis.(13.) ‘Don’tlookup,Taffy,’hesaid.‘TryifyoucanmakeoutwhatthatmeansintheTegumailanguage.Ifyoucan,we’vefoundtheSecret.’ ‘Snake—pole—broken—egg—carp—tailandcarp-mouth,’saidTaffy.‘Shu-ya.Sky-water(rain).’ Justthenadropfellonherhand,forthedayhadcloudedover.‘Why,Daddy,it’sraining.Wasthatwhatyoumeanttotellme?’ ‘Ofcourse,’saidherDaddy.‘AndItoldityouwithoutsayingaword,didn’tI?’ ‘Well,IthinkIwouldhaveknownitinaminute,butthatraindropmademequitesure.I’llalwaysremembernow. Shu-yameansrain,or“itisgoingtorain.”Why,Daddy!’Shegotupanddancedroundhim. ‘S’poseyouwentoutbeforeIwasawake,anddrawedshu-yainthesmokeonthewall,I’dknowitwasgoingtorainandI’dtakemybeaver-skinhood.Wouldn’tMummybesurprised?’ Tegumaigotupanddanced.(Daddiesdidn’tminddoingthosethingsinthosedays.)‘Morethanthat!Morethanthat!’hesaid. ‘S’poseIwantedtotellyouitwasn’tgoingtorainmuchandyoumustcomedowntotheriver,whatwouldwedraw?SaythewordsinTegumai-talkfirst.’ ‘Shu-ya-las,yamaru.(Sky-waterending.Rivercometo.)whatalotofnewsounds!Idon’tseehowwecandrawthem.’ ‘ButIdo—butIdo!’saidTegumai. ‘Justattendaminute,Taffy,andwewon’tdoanymoreto-day.We’vegotshu-yaallright,haven’twe?Butthislasisateaser.La-la-la’andhewavedhisshark-tooth. ‘There’sthehissy-snakeattheendandthecarp-mouthbeforethesnake—as-as-as.Weonlywantla-la,’saidTaffy. ‘Iknowit,butwehavetomakela-la.Andwe’rethefirstpeopleinalltheworldwho’veevertriedtodoit,Taffimai!’ ‘Well,’saidTaffy,yawning,forshewasrathertired.‘Lasmeansbreakingorfinishingaswellasending,doesn’tit?’ ‘Soitdoes,’saidTegumai.‘To-lasmeansthatthere’snowaterinthetankforMummytocookwith—justwhenI’mgoinghunting,too.’ ‘Andshi-lasmeansthatyourspearisbroken.IfI’donlythoughtofthatinsteadofdrawingsillybeaverpicturesfortheStranger!’ ‘La!La!La!’saidTegumai,waivinghisstickandfrowning.‘Ohbother!’ ‘Icouldhavedrawnshiquiteeasily,’Taffywenton.‘ThenI’dhavedrawnyourspearallbroken—thisway!’Andshedrew.(14.) ‘Theverything,’saidTegumai.‘That’slaallover.Itisn’tlikeanyoftheothermarkseither.’Andhedrewthis.(15.) ‘Nowforya.Oh,we’vedonethatbefore.Nowformaru.Mum-mum-mum.Mumshutsone’smouthup,doesn’tit?We’lldrawashutmouthlikethis.’Andhedrew.(16.) ‘Thenthecarp-mouthopen.ThatmakesMa-ma-ma!Butwhataboutthisrrrrr-thing,Taffy?’ ‘Itsoundsallroughandedgy,likeyourshark-toothsawwhenyou’recuttingoutaplankforthecanoe,’saidTaffy. ‘Youmeanallsharpattheedges,likethis?’saidTegumai.Andhedrew.(17.) ‘’Xactly,’saidTaffy.‘Butwedon’twantallthoseteeth:onlyputtwo.’ ‘I’llonlyputinone,’saidTegumai.‘IfthisgameofoursisgoingtobewhatIthinkitwill,theeasierwemakeoursound-picturesthebetterforeverybody.’Andhedrew.(18.) ‘Now,we’vegotit,’saidTegumai,standingononeleg.‘I’lldraw‘emallinastringlikefish.’ ‘Hadn’twebetterputalittlebitofstickorsomethingbetweeneachword,so’stheywon’trubupagainsteachotherandjostle,sameasiftheywerecarps?’ ‘Oh,I’llleaveaspaceforthat,’saidherDaddy.Andveryincitedlyhedrewthemallwithoutstopping,onabignewbitofbirch-bark.(19.) ‘Shu-ya-lasya-maru,’saidTaffy,readingitoutsoundbysound. ‘That’senoughforto-day,’saidTegumai.‘Besides,you’regettingtired,Taffy.Nevermind,dear. We’llfinishitallto-morrow,andthenwe’llberememberedforyearsandyearsafterthebiggesttreesyoucanseeareallchoppedupforfirewood.’ Sotheywenthome,andallthateveningTegumaisatononesideofthefireandTaffyontheother,drawingya’sandyo’sandshu’sandshi’sinthesmokeonthewallandgigglingtogethertillherMummysaid,‘Really,Tegumai,you’reworsethanmyTaffy.’ ‘Pleasedon’tmind,’saidTaffy.‘It’sonlyoursecret-s’prise,Mummydear,andwe’lltellyouallaboutittheveryminuteit’sdone;butpleasedon’taskmewhatitisnow,orelseI’llhavetotell.’ SoherMummymostcarefullydidn’t;andbrightandearlynextmorningTegumaiwentdowntotherivertothinkaboutnewsoundpictures,andwhenTaffygotupshesawYa-las(waterisendingorrunningout)chalkedonthesideofthebigstonewater-tank,outsidetheCave. ‘Um,’saidTaffy.‘Thesepicture-soundsareratherabother! Daddy’sjustasgoodascomeherehimselfandtoldmetogetmorewaterforMummytocookwith.’ Shewenttothespringatthebackofthehouseandfilledthetankfromabarkbucket,andthensherandowntotheriverandpulledherDaddy’sleftear—theonethatbelongedtohertopullwhenshewasgood. ‘Nowcomealongandwe’lldrawalltheleft-oversound-pictures,’saidherDaddy,andtheyhadamostincitingdayofit,andabeautifullunchinthemiddle,andtwogamesofromps. WhentheycametoT,Taffysaidthatashername,andherDaddy’s,andherMummy’sallbeganwiththatsound,theyshoulddrawasortoffamilygroupofthemselvesholdinghands. Thatwasallverywelltodrawonceortwice;butwhenitcametodrawingitsixorseventimes,TaffyandTegumaidrewitscratchierandscratchier,tillatlasttheT-soundwasonlyathinlongTegumaiwithhisarmsouttoholdTaffyandTeshumai. Youcanseefromthesethreepicturespartlyhowithappened.(20,21,22.) Manyoftheotherpicturesweremuchtoobeautifultobeginwith,especiallybeforelunch,butastheyweredrawnoverandoveragainonbirch-bark,theybecameplainerandeasier,tillatlastevenTegumaisaidhecouldfindnofaultwiththem. Theyturnedthehissy-snaketheotherwayroundfortheZ-sound,toshowitwashissingbackwardsinasoftandgentleway(23);andtheyjustmadeatwiddleforE,becauseitcameintothepicturessooften(24); andtheydrewpicturesofthesacredBeaveroftheTegumaisfortheB-sound(25,26,27,28);andbecauseitwasanasty,nosynoise,theyjustdrewnosesfortheN-sound,tilltheyweretired(29);andtheydrewapictureofthebiglake-pike’smouthforthegreedyGa-sound(30); andtheydrewthepike’smouthagainwithaspearbehinditforthescratchy,hurtyKa-sound(31);andtheydrewpicturesofalittlebitofthewindingWagairiverforthenicewindy-windyWa-sound(32,33);andsoonandsoforthandsofollowingtilltheyhaddoneanddrawnallthesound-picturesthattheywanted,andtherewastheAlphabet,allcomplete. Andafterthousandsandthousandsandthousandsofyears,andafterHieroglyphicsandDemotics,andNilotics,andCryptics,andCufics,andRunics,andDorics,andIonics,andallsortsofotherricksandtricks(becausetheWoons,andtheNeguses,andtheAkhoonds,andtheRepositoriesofTraditionwouldneverleaveagoodthingalonewhentheysawit),thefineoldeasy,understandableAlphabet—A,B,C,D,E,andtherestof‘em—gotbackintoitspropershapeagainforallBestBelovedstolearnwhentheyareoldenough. ButIrememberTegumaiBopsulai,andTaffimaiMetallumaiandTeshumaiTewindrow,herdearMummy,andallthedaysgoneby.Anditwasso—justso—alittletimeago—onthebanksofthebigWagai!