NOTalwayswastheKangarooasnowwedobeholdhim,butaDifferentAnimalwithfourshortlegs. Hewasgreyandhewaswoolly,andhispridewasinordinate:hedancedonanoutcropinthemiddleofAustralia,andhewenttotheLittleGodNqa. HewenttoNqaatsixbeforebreakfast,saying,‘Makemedifferentfromallotheranimalsbyfivethisafternoon.’ UpjumpedNqafromhisseatonthesandflatandshouted,‘Goaway!’ Hewasgreyandhewaswoolly,andhispridewasinordinate:hedancedonarock-ledgeinthemiddleofAustralia,andhewenttotheMiddleGodNquing. HewenttoNquingateightafterbreakfast,saying,‘Makemedifferentfromallotheranimals;makeme,also,wonderfullypopularbyfivethisafternoon.’ UpjumpedNquingfromhisburrowinthespinifexandshouted,‘Goaway!’ Hewasgreyandhewaswoolly,andhispridewasinordinate:hedancedonasandbankinthemiddleofAustralia,andhewenttotheBigGodNqong. HewenttoNqongattenbeforedinner-time,saying,‘Makemedifferentfromallotheranimals;makemepopularandwonderfullyrunafterbyfivethisafternoon.’ UpjumpedNqongfromhisbathinthesalt-panandshouted,‘Yes,Iwill!’ NqongcalledDingo—Yellow-DogDingo—alwayshungry,dustyinthesunshine,andshowedhimKangaroo.Nqongsaid,‘Dingo!Wakeup,Dingo! Doyouseethatgentlemandancingonanashpit? Hewantstobepopularandverytrulyrunafter.Dingo,makehimSO!’ UpjumpedDingo—Yellow-DogDingo—andsaid,‘What,thatcat-rabbit?’ OffranDingo—Yellow-DogDingo—alwayshungry,grinninglikeacoal-scuttle,—ranafterKangaroo. OffwenttheproudKangarooonhisfourlittlelegslikeabunny. This,OBelovedofmine,endsthefirstpartofthetale! Heranthroughthedesert;heranthroughthemountains;heranthroughthesalt-pans;heranthroughthereed-beds;heranthroughthebluegums;heranthroughthespinifex;herantillhisfrontlegsached. StillranDingo—Yellow-DogDingo—alwayshungry,grinninglikearat-trap,nevergettingnearer,nevergettingfarther,—ranafterKangaroo. StillranKangaroo—OldManKangaroo.Heranthroughtheti-trees;heranthroughthemulga;heranthroughthelonggrass;heranthroughtheshortgrass;heranthroughtheTropicsofCapricornandCancer;herantillhishindlegsached. StillranDingo—Yellow-DogDingo—hungrierandhungrier,grinninglikeahorse-collar,nevergettingnearer,nevergettingfarther;andtheycametotheWollgongRiver. Now,therewasn’tanybridge,andtherewasn’tanyferry-boat,andKangaroodidn’tknowhowtogetover;sohestoodonhislegsandhopped. HehoppedthroughtheFlinders;hehoppedthroughtheCinders;hehoppedthroughthedesertsinthemiddleofAustralia.HehoppedlikeaKangaroo. Firsthehoppedoneyard;thenhehoppedthreeyards;thenhehoppedfiveyards;hislegsgrowingstronger;hislegsgrowinglonger. Hehadn’tanytimeforrestorrefreshment,andhewantedthemverymuch. StillranDingo—Yellow-DogDingo—verymuchbewildered,verymuchhungry,andwonderingwhatintheworldoroutofitmadeOldManKangaroohop. Forhehoppedlikeacricket;likeapeainasaucepan;oranewrubberballonanurseryfloor. Hetuckeduphisfrontlegs;hehoppedonhishindlegs;hestuckouthistailforabalance-weightbehindhim;andhehoppedthroughtheDarlingDowns. StillranDingo—Tired-DogDingo—hungrierandhungrier,verymuchbewildered,andwonderingwhenintheworldoroutofitwouldOldManKangaroostop. ThencameNqongfromhisbathinthesalt-pans,andsaid,‘It’sfiveo’clock.’ DownsatDingo—PoorDogDingo—alwayshungry,duskyinthesunshine;hungouthistongueandhowled. DownsatKangaroo—OldManKangaroo—stuckouthistaillikeamilking-stoolbehindhim,andsaid,‘Thankgoodnessthat’sfinished!’ ThensaidNqong,whoisalwaysagentleman,‘Whyaren’tyougratefultoYellow-DogDingo?Whydon’tyouthankhimforallhehasdoneforyou?’ ThensaidKangaroo—TiredOldKangaroo—He’schasedmeoutofthehomesofmychildhood;he’schasedmeoutofmyregularmeal-times;he’salteredmyshapesoI’llnevergetitback;andhe’splayedOldScratchwithmylegs.’ ThensaidNqong,‘PerhapsI’mmistaken,butdidn’tyouaskmetomakeyoudifferentfromallotheranimals,aswellastomakeyouverytrulysoughtafter?Andnowitisfiveo’clock.’ ‘Yes,’saidKangaroo.‘IwishthatIhadn’t.Ithoughtyouwoulddoitbycharmsandincantations,butthisisapracticaljoke.’ ‘Joke!’saidNqongfromhisbathinthebluegums.‘SaythatagainandI’llwhistleupDingoandrunyourhindlegsoff.’ ‘No,’saidtheKangaroo.‘Imustapologise. Legsarelegs,andyouneedn’talter‘emsofarasIamconcerned. IonlymeanttoexplaintoYourLordlinessthatI’vehadnothingtoeatsincemorning,andI’mveryemptyindeed.’ ‘Yes,’saidDingo—Yellow-DogDingo,—’Iamjustinthesamesituation.I’vemadehimdifferentfromallotheranimals;butwhatmayIhaveformytea?’ ThensaidNqongfromhisbathinthesalt-pan,‘Comeandaskmeaboutittomorrow,becauseI’mgoingtowash.’ SotheywereleftinthemiddleofAustralia,OldManKangarooandYellow-DogDingo,andeachsaid,‘That’syourfault.’