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NOTalwayswastheKangarooasnowwedobeholdhim,butaDifferentAnimalwithfourshortlegs.
Hewasgreyandhewaswoolly,andhispridewasinordinate:hedancedonanoutcropinthemiddleofAustralia,andhewenttotheLittleGodNqa.
HewenttoNqaatsixbeforebreakfast,saying,Makemedifferentfromallotheranimalsbyfivethisafternoon.’
UpjumpedNqafromhisseatonthesandflatandshouted,Goaway!’
Hewasgreyandhewaswoolly,andhispridewasinordinate:hedancedonarock-ledgeinthemiddleofAustralia,andhewenttotheMiddleGodNquing.
HewenttoNquingateightafterbreakfast,saying,Makemedifferentfromallotheranimals;makeme,also,wonderfullypopularbyfivethisafternoon.’
UpjumpedNquingfromhisburrowinthespinifexandshouted,Goaway!’
Hewasgreyandhewaswoolly,andhispridewasinordinate:hedancedonasandbankinthemiddleofAustralia,andhewenttotheBigGodNqong.
HewenttoNqongattenbeforedinner-time,saying,Makemedifferentfromallotheranimals;makemepopularandwonderfullyrunafterbyfivethisafternoon.’
UpjumpedNqongfromhisbathinthesalt-panandshouted,Yes,Iwill!’
NqongcalledDingoYellow-DogDingoalwayshungry,dustyinthesunshine,andshowedhimKangaroo.Nqongsaid,Dingo!Wakeup,Dingo!
Doyouseethatgentlemandancingonanashpit?
Hewantstobepopularandverytrulyrunafter.Dingo,makehimSO!’
UpjumpedDingoYellow-DogDingoandsaid,What,thatcat-rabbit?’
OffranDingoYellow-DogDingoalwayshungry,grinninglikeacoal-scuttle,ranafterKangaroo.
OffwenttheproudKangarooonhisfourlittlelegslikeabunny.
This,OBelovedofmine,endsthefirstpartofthetale!
Heranthroughthedesert;heranthroughthemountains;heranthroughthesalt-pans;heranthroughthereed-beds;heranthroughthebluegums;heranthroughthespinifex;herantillhisfrontlegsached.
Hehadto!
StillranDingoYellow-DogDingoalwayshungry,grinninglikearat-trap,nevergettingnearer,nevergettingfarther,ranafterKangaroo.
Hehadto!
StillranKangarooOldManKangaroo.Heranthroughtheti-trees;heranthroughthemulga;heranthroughthelonggrass;heranthroughtheshortgrass;heranthroughtheTropicsofCapricornandCancer;herantillhishindlegsached.
Hehadto!
StillranDingoYellow-DogDingohungrierandhungrier,grinninglikeahorse-collar,nevergettingnearer,nevergettingfarther;andtheycametotheWollgongRiver.
Now,therewasn’tanybridge,andtherewasn’tanyferry-boat,andKangaroodidn’tknowhowtogetover;sohestoodonhislegsandhopped.
Hehadto!
HehoppedthroughtheFlinders;hehoppedthroughtheCinders;hehoppedthroughthedesertsinthemiddleofAustralia.HehoppedlikeaKangaroo.
Firsthehoppedoneyard;thenhehoppedthreeyards;thenhehoppedfiveyards;hislegsgrowingstronger;hislegsgrowinglonger.
Hehadn’tanytimeforrestorrefreshment,andhewantedthemverymuch.
StillranDingoYellow-DogDingoverymuchbewildered,verymuchhungry,andwonderingwhatintheworldoroutofitmadeOldManKangaroohop.
Forhehoppedlikeacricket;likeapeainasaucepan;oranewrubberballonanurseryfloor.
Hehadto!
Hetuckeduphisfrontlegs;hehoppedonhishindlegs;hestuckouthistailforabalance-weightbehindhim;andhehoppedthroughtheDarlingDowns.
Hehadto!
StillranDingoTired-DogDingohungrierandhungrier,verymuchbewildered,andwonderingwhenintheworldoroutofitwouldOldManKangaroostop.
ThencameNqongfromhisbathinthesalt-pans,andsaid,It’sfiveo’clock.’
DownsatDingoPoorDogDingoalwayshungry,duskyinthesunshine;hungouthistongueandhowled.
DownsatKangarooOldManKangaroostuckouthistaillikeamilking-stoolbehindhim,andsaid,Thankgoodnessthat’sfinished!’
ThensaidNqong,whoisalwaysagentleman,Whyaren’tyougratefultoYellow-DogDingo?Whydon’tyouthankhimforallhehasdoneforyou?’
ThensaidKangarooTiredOldKangarooHe’schasedmeoutofthehomesofmychildhood;he’schasedmeoutofmyregularmeal-times;he’salteredmyshapesoI’llnevergetitback;andhe’splayedOldScratchwithmylegs.’
ThensaidNqong,PerhapsI’mmistaken,butdidn’tyouaskmetomakeyoudifferentfromallotheranimals,aswellastomakeyouverytrulysoughtafter?Andnowitisfiveo’clock.’
Yes,’saidKangaroo.IwishthatIhadn’t.Ithoughtyouwoulddoitbycharmsandincantations,butthisisapracticaljoke.’
Joke!’saidNqongfromhisbathinthebluegums.SaythatagainandI’llwhistleupDingoandrunyourhindlegsoff.’
No,’saidtheKangaroo.Imustapologise.
Legsarelegs,andyouneedn’talteremsofarasIamconcerned.
IonlymeanttoexplaintoYourLordlinessthatI’vehadnothingtoeatsincemorning,andI’mveryemptyindeed.’
Yes,’saidDingoYellow-DogDingo,’Iamjustinthesamesituation.I’vemadehimdifferentfromallotheranimals;butwhatmayIhaveformytea?’
ThensaidNqongfromhisbathinthesalt-pan,Comeandaskmeaboutittomorrow,becauseI’mgoingtowash.’
SotheywereleftinthemiddleofAustralia,OldManKangarooandYellow-DogDingo,andeachsaid,That’syourfault.’
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