thenarratordiscussestheEarth'slamplighters SothentheseventhplanetwastheEarth. TheEarthisnotjustanordinaryplanet!Onecancount,there111kings(notforgetting,tobesure,theNegrokingsamongthem),7000geographers,900,000businessmen,7,500,000tipplers,311,000,000conceitedmen--thatistosay,about2,000,000,000grown-ups. TogiveyouanideaofthesizeoftheEarth,Iwilltellyouthatbeforetheinventionofelectricityitwasnecessarytomaintain,overthewholeofthesixcontinents,averitablearmyof462,511lamplightersforthestreetlamps. Seenfromaslightdistance,thatwouldmakeasplendidspectacle.Themovementsofthisarmywouldberegulatedlikethoseoftheballetintheopera.FirstwouldcometheturnofthelamplightersofNewZealandandAustralia.Havingsettheirlampsalight,thesewouldgoofftosleep.Next,thelamplightersofChinaandSiberiawouldenterfortheirstepsinthedance,andthentheytoowouldbewavedbackintothewings.AfterthatwouldcometheturnofthelamplightersofRussiaandtheIndies;thenthoseofAfricaandEurope,thenthoseofSouthAmerica;thenthoseofSouthAmerica;thenthoseofNorthAmerica.Andneverwouldtheymakeamistakeintheorderoftheirentryuponthestage.Itwouldbemagnificent. OnlythemanwhowasinchargeofthesinglelampattheNorthPole,andhiscolleaguewhowasresponsibleforthesinglelampattheSouthPole--onlythesetwowouldlivefreefromtoilandcare:theywouldbebusytwiceayear.