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Aftertwoorthreedays,whenIhadestablishedmyselfinmyroomandhadgonebackwardsandforwardstoLondonseveraltimes,andhadorderedallIwantedofmytradesmen,Mr.PocketandIhadalongtalktogether.
HeknewmoreofmyintendedcareerthanIknewmyself,forhereferredtohishavingbeentoldbyMr.JaggersthatIwasnotdesignedforanyprofession,andthatIshouldbewellenougheducatedformydestinyifIcouldholdmyownwiththeaverageofyoungmeninprosperouscircumstances.
Iacquiesced,ofcourse,knowingnothingtothecontrary.
HeadvisedmyattendingcertainplacesinLondon,fortheacquisitionofsuchmererudimentsasIwanted,andmyinvestinghimwiththefunctionsofexplaineranddirectorofallmystudies.
HehopedthatwithintelligentassistanceIshouldmeetwithlittletodiscourageme,andshouldsoonbeabletodispensewithanyaidbuthis.
Throughhiswayofsayingthis,andmuchmoretosimilarpurpose,heplacedhimselfonconfidentialtermswithmeinanadmirablemanner;andImaystateatoncethathewasalwayssozealousandhonourableinfulfillinghiscompactwithme,thathemademezealousandhonourableinfulfillingminewithhim.
Ifhehadshownindifferenceasamaster,IhavenodoubtIshouldhavereturnedthecomplimentasapupil;hegavemenosuchexcuse,andeachofusdidtheotherjustice.
Nor,didIeverregardhimashavinganythingludicrousabouthimoranythingbutwhatwasserious,honest,andgoodinhistutorcommunicationwithme.
Whenthesepointsweresettled,andsofarcarriedoutasthatIhadbeguntoworkinearnest,itoccurredtomethatifIcouldretainmybedroominBarnard’sInn,mylifewouldbeagreeablyvaried,whilemymannerswouldbenonetheworseforHerbert’ssociety.
Mr.Pocketdidnotobjecttothisarrangement,buturgedthatbeforeanystepcouldpossiblybetakeninit,itmustbesubmittedtomyguardian.
IfeltthatthisdelicacyaroseoutoftheconsiderationthattheplanwouldsaveHerbertsomeexpense,soIwentofftoLittleBritainandimpartedmywishtoMr.Jaggers.
IfIcouldbuythefurniturenowhiredforme,saidI,andoneortwootherlittlethings,Ishouldbequiteathomethere.
Goit!saidMr.Jaggers,withashortlaugh.Itoldyouyou’dgeton.Well!Howmuchdoyouwant?
IsaidIdidn’tknowhowmuch.
Come!retortedMr.Jaggers.Howmuch?Fiftypounds?
Oh,notnearlysomuch.
Fivepounds?saidMr.Jaggers.
Thiswassuchagreatfall,thatIsaidindiscomfiture,Oh!morethanthat.
Morethanthat,eh!retortedMr.Jaggers,lyinginwaitforme,withhishandsinhispockets,hisheadononeside,andhiseyesonthewallbehindme;howmuchmore?
Itissodifficulttofixasum,saidI,hesitating.
Come!saidMr.Jaggers.Let’sgetatit.Twicefive;willthatdo?Threetimesfive;willthatdo?Fourtimesfive;willthatdo?
IsaidIthoughtthatwoulddohandsomely.
Fourtimesfivewilldohandsomely,willit?saidMr.Jaggers,knittinghisbrows.Now,whatdoyoumakeoffourtimesfive?
WhatdoImakeofit?
Ah!saidMr.Jaggers;howmuch?
Isupposeyoumakeittwentypounds,saidI,smiling.
NevermindwhatImakeit,myfriend,observedMr.Jaggers,withaknowingandcontradictorytossofhishead.Iwanttoknowwhatyoumakeit.
Twentypounds,ofcourse.
Wemmick!saidMr.Jaggers,openinghisofficedoor.TakeMr.Pip’swrittenorder,andpayhimtwentypounds.
Thisstronglymarkedwayofdoingbusinessmadeastronglymarkedimpressiononme,andthatnotofanagreeablekind.
Mr.Jaggersneverlaughed;butheworegreatbrightcreakingboots,and,inpoisinghimselfontheseboots,withhislargeheadbentdownandhiseyebrowsjoinedtogether,awaitingananswer,hesometimescausedthebootstocreak,asiftheylaughedinadryandsuspiciousway.
Ashehappenedtogooutnow,andasWemmickwasbriskandtalkative,IsaidtoWemmickthatIhardlyknewwhattomakeofMr.Jaggers’smanner.
Tellhimthat,andhe’lltakeitasacompliment,answeredWemmick;hedon’tmeanthatyoushouldknowwhattomakeofit.Oh!
forIlookedsurprised,it’snotpersonal;it’sprofessional:onlyprofessional.
Wemmickwasathisdesk,lunchingandcrunchingonadryhardbiscuit;piecesofwhichhethrewfromtimetotimeintohisslitofamouth,asifhewerepostingthem.
Alwaysseemstome,saidWemmick,asifhehadsetamantrapandwaswatchingit.Suddenlyclickyou’recaught!
Withoutremarkingthatman-trapswerenotamongtheamenitiesoflife,IsaidIsupposedhewasveryskilful?
Deep,saidWemmick,asAustralia.Pointingwithhispenattheofficefloor,toexpressthatAustraliawasunderstood,forthepurposesofthefigure,tobesymmetricallyontheoppositespotoftheglobe.
Iftherewasanythingdeeper,addedWemmick,bringinghispentopaper,he’dbeit.
Then,IsaidIsupposedhehadafinebusiness,andWemmicksaid,Ca-pi-tal!ThenIaskedifthereweremanyclerks?towhichhereplied:
Wedon’trunmuchintoclerks,becausethere’sonlyoneJaggers,andpeoplewon’thavehimatsecond-hand.Thereareonlyfourofus.Wouldyouliketoseeem?Youareoneofus,asImaysay.
Iacceptedtheoffer.WhenMr.Wemmickhadputallthebiscuitintothepost,andhadpaidmemymoneyfromacash-boxinasafe,thekeyofwhichsafehekeptsomewheredownhisbackandproducedfromhiscoat-collarlikeanironpigtail,wewentup-stairs.
Thehousewasdarkandshabby,andthegreasyshouldersthathadlefttheirmarkinMr.Jaggers’sroom,seemedtohavebeenshufflingupanddownthestaircaseforyears.
Inthefrontfirstfloor,aclerkwholookedsomethingbetweenapublicanandarat-catcheralargepalepuffedswollenmanwasattentivelyengagedwiththreeorfourpeopleofshabbyappearance,whomhetreatedasunceremoniouslyaseverybodyseemedtobetreatedwhocontributedtoMr.Jaggers’scoffers.
Gettingevidencetogether,saidMr.Wemmick,aswecameout,fortheBailey.
Intheroomoverthat,alittleflabbyterrierofaclerkwithdanglinghair(hiscroppingseemedtohavebeenforgottenwhenhewasapuppy)wassimilarlyengagedwithamanwithweakeyes,whomMr.Wemmickpresentedtomeasasmelterwhokepthispotalwaysboiling,andwhowouldmeltmeanythingIpleasedandwhowasinanexcessivewhite-perspiration,asifhehadbeentryinghisartonhimself.
Inabackroom,ahigh-shoulderedmanwithaface-achetiedupindirtyflannel,whowasdressedinoldblackclothesthatboretheappearanceofhavingbeenwaxed,wasstoopingoverhisworkofmakingfaircopiesofthenotesoftheothertwogentlemen,forMr.Jaggers’sownuse.
Thiswasalltheestablishment.Whenwewentdown-stairsagain,Wemmickledmeintomyguardian’sroom,andsaid,Thisyou’veseenalready.
Pray,saidI,asthetwoodiouscastswiththetwitchyleeruponthemcaughtmysightagain,whoselikenessesarethose?
These?saidWemmick,gettinguponachair,andblowingthedustoffthehorribleheadsbeforebringingthemdown.Thesearetwocelebratedones.
Famousclientsofoursthatgotusaworldofcredit.
Thischap(whyyoumusthavecomedowninthenightandbeenpeepingintotheinkstand,togetthisblotuponyoureyebrow,youoldrascal!)
murderedhismaster,and,consideringthathewasn’tbroughtuptoevidence,didn’tplanitbadly.
Isitlikehim?Iasked,recoilingfromthebrute,asWemmickspatuponhiseyebrowandgaveitarubwithhissleeve.
Likehim?It’shimself,youknow.
ThecastwasmadeinNewgate,directlyafterhewastakendown.
Youhadaparticularfancyforme,hadn’tyou,OldArtful?saidWemmick.
Hethenexplainedthisaffectionateapostrophe,bytouchinghisbroochrepresentingtheladyandtheweepingwillowatthetombwiththeurnuponit,andsaying,Haditmadeforme,express!
Istheladyanybody?saidI.
No,returnedWemmick.Onlyhisgame.
(Youlikedyourbitofgame,didn’tyou?)
No;deuceabitofaladyinthecase,Mr.Pip,exceptoneandshewasn’tofthisslenderladylikesort,andyouwouldn’thavecaughtherlookingafterthisurnunlesstherewassomethingtodrinkinit.
Wemmick’sattentionbeingthusdirectedtohisbrooch,heputdownthecast,andpolishedthebroochwithhispocket-handkerchief.
Didthatothercreaturecometothesameend?Iasked.Hehasthesamelook.
You’reright,saidWemmick;it’sthegenuinelook.
Muchasifonenostrilwascaughtupwithahorsehairandalittlefish-hook.
Yes,hecametothesameend;quitethenaturalendhere,Iassureyou.
Heforgedwills,thisbladedid,ifhedidn’talsoputthesupposedtestatorstosleeptoo.
YouwereagentlemanlyCove,though(Mr.Wemmickwasagainapostrophizing),andyousaidyoucouldwriteGreek.Yah,Bounceable!Whataliaryouwere!Inevermetsuchaliarasyou!
Beforeputtinghislatefriendonhisshelfagain,Wemmicktouchedthelargestofhismourningringsandsaid,Sentouttobuyitforme,onlythedaybefore.
Whilehewasputtinguptheothercastandcomingdownfromthechair,thethoughtcrossedmymindthatallhispersonaljewellerywasderivedfromlikesources.
Ashehadshownnodiffidenceonthesubject,Iventuredonthelibertyofaskinghimthequestion,whenhestoodbeforeme,dustinghishands.
Ohyes,hereturned,theseareallgiftsofthatkind.
Onebringsanother,yousee;that’sthewayofit.Ialwaystakeem.They’recuriosities.Andthey’reproperty.
Theymaynotbeworthmuch,but,afterall,they’repropertyandportable.
Itdon’tsignifytoyouwithyourbrilliantlook-out,butastomyself,myguidingstaralwaysis,Getholdofportableproperty.
WhenIhadrenderedhomagetothislight,hewentontosay,inafriendlymanner:
Ifatanyoddtimewhenyouhavenothingbettertodo,youwouldn’tmindcomingovertoseemeatWalworth,Icouldofferyouabed,andIshouldconsideritanhonour.
Ihavenotmuchtoshowyou;butsuchtwoorthreecuriositiesasIhavegot,youmightliketolookover;andIamfondofabitofgardenandasummer-house.
IsaidIshouldbedelightedtoaccepthishospitality.
Thankee,saidhe;thenwe’llconsiderthatit’stocomeoff,whenconvenienttoyou.HaveyoudinedwithMr.Jaggersyet?
Notyet.
Well,saidWemmick,he’llgiveyouwine,andgoodwine.I’llgiveyoupunch,andnotbadpunch.andnowI’lltellyousomething.WhenyougotodinewithMr.Jaggers,lookathishousekeeper.
ShallIseesomethingveryuncommon?
Well,saidWemmick,you’llseeawildbeasttamed.Notsoveryuncommon,you’lltellme.
Ireply,thatdependsontheoriginalwildnessofthebeast,andtheamountoftaming.
Itwon’tloweryouropinionofMr.Jaggers’spowers.Keepyoureyeonit.
ItoldhimIwoulddoso,withalltheinterestandcuriositythathispreparationawakened.
AsIwastakingmydeparture,heaskedmeifIwouldliketodevotefiveminutestoseeingMr.Jaggersatit?
Forseveralreasons,andnotleastbecauseIdidn’tclearlyknowwhatMr.Jaggerswouldbefoundtobeat,Irepliedintheaffirmative.
WedivedintotheCity,andcameupinacrowdedpolicecourt,whereablood-relation(inthemurderoussense)ofthedeceasedwiththefancifultasteinbrooches,wasstandingatthebar,uncomfortablychewingsomething;whilemyguardianhadawomanunderexaminationorcross-examinationIdon’tknowwhichandwasstrikingher,andthebench,andeverybodypresent,withawe.
Ifanybody,ofwhatsoeverdegree,saidawordthathedidn’tapproveof,heinstantlyrequiredtohaveittakendown.
Ifanybodywouldn’tmakeanadmission,hesaid,I’llhaveitoutofyou!
andifanybodymadeanadmission,hesaid,NowIhavegotyou!
themagistratesshiveredunderasinglebiteofhisfinger.
Thievesandthieftakershungindreadraptureonhiswords,andshrankwhenahairofhiseyebrowsturnedintheirdirection.
Whichsidehewason,Icouldn’tmakeout,forheseemedtometobegrindingthewholeplaceinamill;IonlyknowthatwhenIstoleoutontiptoe,hewasnotonthesideofthebench;for,hewasmakingthelegsoftheoldgentlemanwhopresided,quiteconvulsiveunderthetable,byhisdenunciationsofhisconductastherepresentativeofBritishlawandjusticeinthatchairthatday.
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