Manyservantsdressedinhandsomeuniformsstoodreadytowelcomethenewarrivals,andwhentheWizardgotoutofthebuggyaprettygirlinagreengowncriedoutinsurprise: “Why,it’sOz,theWonderfulWizard,comebackagain!” Thelittlemanlookedathercloselyandthentookboththemaiden’shandsinhisandshookthemcordially. “Onmyword,”heexclaimed,“it’slittleJelliaJamb—aspertandprettyasever!” “Whynot,Mr.Wizard?”askedJellia,bowinglow.“ButI’mafraidyoucannotruletheEmeraldCity,asyouusedto,becausewenowhaveabeautifulPrincesswhomeveryonelovesdearly.” “Andthepeoplewillnotwillinglypartwithher,”addedatallsoldierinaCaptain-General’suniform. TheWizardturnedtolookathim. “Didyounotweargreenwhiskersatonetime?”heasked. “Yes,”saidthesoldier;“butIshavedthemofflongago,andsincethenIhaverisenfromaprivatetobetheChiefGeneraloftheRoyalArmies.” “That’snice,”saidthelittleman.“ButIassureyou,mygoodpeople,thatIdonotwishtoruletheEmeraldCity,”headded,earnestly. “Inthatcaseyouareverywelcome!”criedalltheservants,anditpleasedtheWizardtonotetherespectwithwhichtheroyalretainersbowedbeforehim. HisfamehadnotbeenforgottenintheLandofOz,byanymeans. “WhereisDorothy?”enquiredZeb,anxiously,asheleftthebuggyandstoodbesidehisfriendthelittleWizard. “SheiswiththePrincessOzma,intheprivateroomsofthepalace,”repliedJelliaJamb.“Butshehasorderedmetomakeyouwelcomeandtoshowyoutoyourapartments.” Theboylookedaroundhimwithwonderingeyes. Suchmagnificenceandwealthaswasdisplayedinthispalacewasmorethanhehadeverdreamedof,andhecouldscarcelybelievethatallthegorgeousglitterwasrealandnottinsel. “What’stobecomeofme?”askedthehorse,uneasily.Hehadseenconsiderableoflifeinthecitiesinhisyoungerdays,andknewthatthisregalpalacewasnoplaceforhim. ItperplexedevenJelliaJamb,foratime,toknowwhattodowiththeanimal. Thegreenmaidenwasmuchastonishedatthesightofsounusualacreature,forhorseswereinthisLand;butthosewholivedintheEmeraldCitywereapttobeastonishedbystrangesights,soafterinspectingthecab-horseandnotingthemildlookinhisbigeyesthegirldecidednottobeafraidofhim. “Therearenostableshere,”saidtheWizard,“unlesssomehavebeenbuiltsinceIwentaway.” “Wehaveneverneededthembefore,”answeredJellia;“fortheSawhorselivesinaroomofthepalace,beingmuchsmallerandmorenaturalinappearancethanthisgreatbeastyouhavebroughtwithyou.” “DoyoumeanthatI’mafreak?”askedJim,angrily. “Oh,no,”shehastenedtosay,“theremaybemanymorelikeyouintheplaceyoucamefrom,butinOzanyhorsebutaSawhorseisunusual.” ThismollifiedJimalittle,andaftersomethoughtthegreenmaidendecidedtogivethecab-horsearoominthepalace,suchabigbuildinghavingmanyroomsthatwereseldominuse. SoZebunharnessedJim,andseveraloftheservantsthenledthehorsearoundtotherear,wheretheyselectedanicelargeapartmentthathecouldhavealltohimself. ThenJelliasaidtotheWizard: “Yourownroom—whichwasbackofthegreatThroneRoom—hasbeenvacanteversinceyouleftus.Wouldyoulikeitagain?” “Yes,indeed!”returnedthelittleman.“Itwillseemlikebeingathomeagain,forIlivedinthatroomformany,manyyears.” Heknewthewaytoit,andaservantfollowedhim,carryinghissatchel. Zebwasalsoescortedtoaroom—sograndandbeautifulthathealmostfearedtositinthechairsorlieuponthebed,lesthemightdimtheirsplendor. Intheclosetshediscoveredmanyfancycostumesofrichvelvetsandbrocades,andoneoftheattendantstoldhimtodresshimselfinanyoftheclothesthatpleasedhimandtobepreparedtodinewiththePrincessandDorothyinanhour’stime. Openingfromthechamberwasafinebathroomhavingamarbletubwithperfumedwater;sotheboy,stilldazedbythenoveltyofhissurroundings,indulgedinagoodbathandthenselectedamaroonvelvetcostumewithsilverbuttonstoreplacehisownsoiledandmuchwornclothing. Thereweresilkstockingsandsoftleatherslipperswithdiamondbucklestoaccompanyhisnewcostume,andwhenhewasfullydressedZeblookedmuchmoredignifiedandimposingthaneverbeforeinhislife. HewasallreadywhenanattendantcametoescorthimtothepresenceofthePrincess;hefollowedbashfullyandwasusheredintoaroommoredaintyandattractivethanitwassplendid. HerehefoundDorothyseatedbesideayounggirlsomarvelouslybeautifulthattheboystoppedsuddenlywithagaspofadmiration. ButDorothysprangupandrantoseizeherfriend’shanddrawinghimimpulsivelytowardthelovelyPrincess,whosmiledmostgraciouslyuponherguest. ThentheWizardentered,andhispresencerelievedtheboy’sembarrassment. Thelittlemanwasclothedinblackvelvet,withmanysparklingemeraldornamentsdecoratinghisbreast;buthisbaldheadandwrinkledfeaturesmadehimappearmoreamusingthanimpressive. OzmahadbeenquitecurioustomeetthefamousmanwhohadbuilttheEmeraldCityandunitedtheMunchkins,Gillikins,QuadlingsandWinkiesintoonepeople;sowhentheywereallfourseatedatthedinnertablethePrincesssaid: “Pleasetellme,Mr.Wizard,whetheryoucalledyourselfOzafterthisgreatcountry,orwhetheryoubelievemycountryiscalledOzafteryou. ItisamatterthatIhavelongwishedtoenquireabout,becauseyouareofastrangeraceandmyownnameisOzma. No,one,Iamsure,isbetterabletoexplainthismysterythanyou.” “Thatistrue,”answeredthelittleWizard;“thereforeitwillgivemepleasuretoexplainmyconnectionwithyourcountry. Inthefirstplace,ImusttellyouthatIwasborninOmaha,andmyfather,whowasapolitician,namedmeOscarZoroasterPhadrigIsaacNormanHenkleEmmannuelAmbroiseDiggs,Diggsbeingthelastnamebecausehecouldthinkofnomoretogobeforeit. Takenaltogether,itwasadreadfullylongnametoweighdownapoorinnocentchild,andoneofthehardestlessonsIeverlearnedwastoremembermyownname. WhenIgrewupIjustcalledmyselfO.Z.,becausetheotherinitialswereP-I-N-H-E-A-D;andthatspelled‘pinhead,’whichwasareflectiononmyintelligence.” “Surelynoonecouldblameyouforcuttingyournameshort,”saidOzma,sympathetically.“Butdidn’tyoucutitalmosttooshort?” “Perhapsso,”repliedtheWizard.“WhenayoungmanIranawayfromhomeandjoinedacircus.IusedtocallmyselfaWizard,anddotricksofventriloquism.” “Whatdoesthatmean?”askedthePrincess. “ThrowingmyvoiceintoanyobjectIpleased,tomakeitappearthattheobjectwasspeakinginsteadofme. AlsoIbegantomakeballoonascensions. OnmyballoonandonalltheotherarticlesIusedinthecircusIpaintedthetwoinitials:‘O.Z.’,toshowthatthosethingsbelongedtome. “Onedaymyballoonranawaywithmeandbroughtmeacrossthedesertstothisbeautifulcountry. Whenthepeoplesawmecomefromtheskytheynaturallythoughtmesomesuperiorcreature,andboweddownbeforeme. ItoldthemIwasaWizard,andshowedthemsomeeasytricksthatamazedthem;andwhentheysawtheinitialspaintedontheballoontheycalledmeOz.” “NowIbegintounderstand,”saidthePrincess,smiling. “Atthattime,”continuedtheWizard,busilyeatinghissoupwhiletalking,“therewerefourseparatecountriesinthisLand,eachoneofthefourbeingruledbyaWitch. ButthepeoplethoughtmypowerwasgreaterthanthatoftheWitches;andperhapstheWitchesthoughtsotoo,fortheyneverdaredopposeme. IorderedtheEmeraldCitytobebuiltjustwherethefourcountriescorneredtogether,andwhenitwascompletedIannouncedmyselftheRuleroftheLandofOz,whichincludedallthefourcountriesoftheMunchkins,theGillikins,theWinkiesandtheQuadlings. OverthisLandIruledinpeaceformanyyears,untilIgrewoldandlongedtoseemynativecityonceagain. SowhenDorothywasfirstblowntothisplacebyacycloneIarrangedtogoawaywithherinaballoon;buttheballoonescapedtoosoonandcarriedmebackalone. AftermanyadventuresIreachedOmaha,onlytofindthatallmyoldfriendsweredeadorhadmovedaway. So,havingnothingelsetodo,Ijoinedacircusagain,andmademyballoonascensionsuntiltheearthquakecaughtme.” “Thatisquiteahistory,”saidOzma;“butthereisalittlemorehistoryabouttheLandofOzthatyoudonotseemtounderstand—perhapsforthereasonthatnooneevertoldityou. ManyyearsbeforeyoucameherethisLandwasunitedunderoneRuler,asitisnow,andtheRuler’snamewasalways‘Oz,’whichmeansinourlanguage‘GreatandGood’;or,iftheRulerhappenedtobeawoman,hernamewasalways‘Ozma.’ ButonceuponatimefourWitchesleaguedtogethertodeposethekingandrulethefourpartsofthekingdomthemselves;sowhentheRuler,mygrandfather,washuntingoneday,oneWickedWitchnamedMombistolehimandcarriedhimaway,keepinghimacloseprisoner. ThentheWitchesdividedupthekingdom,andruledthefourpartsofituntilyoucamehere. Thatwaswhythepeopleweresogladtoseeyou,andwhytheythoughtfromyourinitialsthatyouweretheirrightfulruler.” “But,atthattime,”saidtheWizard,thoughtfully,“thereweretwoGoodWitchesandtwoWickedWitchesrulingintheland.” “Yes,”repliedOzma,“becauseagoodWitchhadconqueredMombiintheNorthandGlindatheGoodhadconqueredtheevilWitchintheSouth. ButMombiwasstillmygrandfather’sjailor,andafterwardmyfather’sjailor. WhenIwasbornshetransformedmeintoaboy,hopingthatnoonewouldeverrecognizemeandknowthatIwastherightfulPrincessoftheLandofOz. ButIescapedfromherandamnowtheRulerofmypeople.” “Iamverygladofthat,”saidtheWizard,“andhopeyouwillconsidermeoneofyourmostfaithfulanddevotedsubjects.” “WeoweagreatdealtotheWonderfulWizard,”continuedthePrincess,“foritwasyouwhobuiltthissplendidEmeraldCity.” “Yourpeoplebuiltit,”heanswered.“Ionlybossedthejob,aswesayinOmaha.” “Butyouruleditwiselyandwellformanyyears,”saidshe,“andmadethepeopleproudofyourmagicalart. So,asyouarenowtoooldtowanderabroadandworkinacircus,Iofferyouahomehereaslongasyoulive. YoushallbetheOfficialWizardofmykingdom,andbetreatedwitheveryrespectandconsideration.” “Iacceptyourkindofferwithgratitude,graciousPrincess,”thelittlemansaid,inasoftvoice,andtheycouldallseethatteardropswerestandinginhiskeenoldeyes. Itmeantagooddealtohimtosecureahomelikethis. “He’sonlyahumbugWizard,though,”saidDorothy,smilingathim. “AndthatisthesafestkindofaWizardtohave,”repliedOzma,promptly. “Ozcandosomegoodtricks,humbugornohumbug,”announcedZeb,whowasnowfeelingmoreatease. “Heshallamuseuswithhistrickstomorrow,”saidthePrincess. “IhavesentmessengerstosummonallofDorothy’soldfriendstomeetherandgiveherwelcome,andtheyoughttoarriveverysoon,now.” Indeed,thedinnerwasnosoonerfinishedthaninrushedtheScarecrow,tohugDorothyinhispaddedarmsandtellherhowgladhewastoseeheragain. TheWizardwasalsomostheartilywelcomedbythestrawman,whowasanimportantpersonageintheLandofOz. “Howareyourbrains?”enquiredthelittlehumbug,ashegraspedthesoft,stuffedhandsofhisoldfriend. “Workingfinely,”answeredtheScarecrow.“I’mverycertain,Oz,thatyougavemethebestbrainsintheworld,forIcanthinkwiththemdayandnight,whenallotherbrainsarefastasleep.” “HowlongdidyouruletheEmeraldCity,afterIlefthere?”wasthenextquestion. “Quiteawhile,untilIwasconqueredbyagirlnamedGeneralJinjur.ButOzmasoonconqueredher,withthehelpofGlindatheGood,andafterthatIwenttolivewithNickChopper,theTinWoodman.” Justthenaloudcacklingwasheardoutside;and,whenaservantthrewopenthedoorwithalowbow,ayellowhenstruttedin. Dorothysprangforwardandcaughtthefluffyfowlinherarms,utteringatthesametimeagladcry. “Oh,Billina!”shesaid;“howfatandsleekyou’vegrown.” “Whyshouldn’tI?”askedthehen,inasharp,clearvoice.“Iliveonthefatoftheland—don’tI,Ozma?” “Youhaveeverythingyouwishfor,”saidthePrincess. AroundBillina’sneckwasastringofbeautifulpearls,andonherlegswerebraceletsofemeralds. ShenestledherselfcomfortablyinDorothy’slapuntilthekittengaveasnarlofjealousangerandleapedupwithasharpclawfiercelybaredtostrikeBillinaablow. Butthelittlegirlgavetheangrykittensuchaseverecuffthatitjumpeddownagainwithoutdaringtoscratch. “Howhorridofyou,Eureka!”criedDorothy.“Isthatthewaytotreatmyfriends?” “Youhavestrangefriends,seemstome,”repliedthekitten,inasurlytone. “Seemstomethesameway,”saidBillina,scornfully,“ifthatbeastlycatisoneofthem.” “Lookhere!”saidDorothy,sternly. “Iwon’thaveanyquarrellingintheLandofOz,Icantellyou! Everybodylivesinpeacehere,andloveseverybodyelse;andunlessyoutwo,BillinaandEureka,makeupandbefriends,I’lltakemyMagicBeltandwishyoubothhomeagain,IMMEJITLY.So,there!” Theywerebothmuchfrightenedatthethreat,andpromisedmeeklytobegood.Butitwasnevernoticedthattheybecameverywarmfriends,forallofthat. AndnowtheTinWoodmanarrived,hisbodymostbeautifullynickel-plated,sothatitshonesplendidlyinthebrilliantlightoftheroom. TheTinWoodmanlovedDorothymosttenderly,andwelcomedwithjoythereturnofthelittleoldWizard. “Sir,”saidhetothelatter,“Inevercanthankyouenoughfortheexcellentheartyouoncegaveme. Ithasmadememanyfriends,Iassureyou,anditbeatsaskindlyandlovinglytodayasiteverydid.” “I’mgladtohearthat,”saidtheWizard.“Iwasafraiditwouldgetmoldyinthattinbodyofyours.” “Notatall,”returnedNickChopper.“Itkeepsfinely,beingpreservedinmyair-tightchest.” Zebwasalittleshywhenfirstintroducedtothesestrangepeople;buttheyweresofriendlyandsincerethathesoongrewtoadmirethemverymuch,evenfindingsomegoodqualitiesintheyellowhen. Buthebecamenervousagainwhenthenextvisitorwasannounced. “This,”saidPrincessOzma,“ismyfriendMr.H.M.Woggle-Bug,T.E.,whoassistedmeonetimewhenIwasingreatdistress,andisnowtheDeanoftheRoyalCollegeofAthleticScience.” “Ah,”saidtheWizard;“I’mpleasedtomeetsodistinguishedapersonage.” “H.M.,”saidtheWoggle-Bug,pompously,“meansHighlyMagnified;andT.E.meansThoroughlyEducated. Iam,inreality,averybigbug,anddoubtlessthemostintelligentbeinginallthisbroaddomain.” “Howwellyoudisguiseit,”saidtheWizard.“ButIdon’tdoubtyourwordintheleast.” “Nobodydoubtsit,sir,”repliedtheWoggle-Bug,anddrawingabookfromitspocketthestrangeinsectturneditsbackonthecompanyandsatdowninacornertoread. Nobodymindedthisrudeness,whichmighthaveseemedmoreimpoliteinonelessthoroughlyeducated;sotheystraightwayforgothimandjoinedinamerryconversationthatkeptthemwellamuseduntilbed-timearrived.