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ItwasjustthreedaysaftertheDoctorandtheAdmiralhadcongratulatedeachotherupontheclosertiewhichwastounitetheirtwofamilies,andtoturntheirfriendshipintosomethingevendearerandmoreintimate,thatMissIdaWalkerreceivedaletterwhichcausedhersomesurpriseandconsiderableamusement.
Itwasdatedfromnextdoor,andwashandedinbythered-headedpageafterbreakfast.
DearMissIda,beganthiscuriousdocument,andthenrelapsedsuddenlyintothethirdperson.
Mr.CharlesWestmacotthopesthathemayhavetheextremepleasureofaridewithMissIdaWalkeruponhistandemtricycle.
Mr.CharlesWestmacottwillbringitroundinhalfanhour.Youinfront.Yoursverytruly,CharlesWestmacott.
Thewholewaswritteninalarge,loose-jointed,andschool-boyishhand,verythinontheupstrokesandthickonthedown,asthoughcareandpainshadgonetothefashioningofit.
Strangeaswastheform,themeaningwasclearenough;soIdahastenedtoherroom,andhadhardlyslippedonherlightgreycyclingdresswhenshesawthetandemwithitslargeoccupantatthedoor.
Hehandedheruptohersaddlewithamoresolemnandthoughtfulfacethanwasusualwithhim,andafewmomentslatertheywereflyingalongthebeautiful,smoothsuburbanroadsinthedirectionofForestHill.
Thegreatlimbsoftheathletemadetheheavymachinespringandquiverwitheverystroke;whilethemignongreyfigurewiththelaughingface,andthegoldencurlsblowingfromunderthelittlepink-bandedstrawhat,simplyheldfirmlytoherperch,andletthetreadleswhirlroundbeneathherfeet.
Mileaftermiletheyflew,thewindbeatinginherface,thetreesdancingpastintwolongranksoneitherside,untiltheyhadpassedroundCroydonandwereapproachingNorwoodoncemorefromthefurtherside.
Aren’tyoutired?sheasked,glancingoverhershoulderandturningtowardshimalittlepinkear,afluffygoldencurl,andoneblueeyetwinklingfromtheverycornerofitslid.
Notabit.Iamjustgettingmyswing.
Isn’titwonderfultobestrong?Youalwaysremindmeofasteamengine.
Whyasteamengine?
Well,becauseitissopowerful,andreliable,andunreasoning.Well,Ididn’tmeanthatlast,youknow,butbutyouknowwhatImean.Whatisthematterwithyou?
Why?
Becauseyouhavesomethingonyourmind.Youhavenotlaughedonce.
Hebrokeintoagruesomelaugh.Iamquitejolly,saidhe.
Oh,no,youarenot.Andwhydidyouwritemesuchadreadfullystiffletter?
Therenow,hecried,Iwassureitwasstiff.Isaiditwasabsurdlystiff.
Thenwhywriteit?
Itwasn’tmyowncomposition.
Whosethen?Youraunt’s?
Oh,no.ItwasapersonofthenameofSlattery.
Goodness!Whoishe?
Iknewitwouldcomeout,Ifeltthatitwould.You’veheardofSlatterytheauthor?
Never.
Heiswonderfulatexpressinghimself.HewroteabookcalledTheSecretSolved;or,Letter-writingMadeEasy.’Itgivesyoumodelsofallsortsofletters.
Idaburstoutlaughing.Soyouactuallycopiedone.
apictureofthecountryside
Itwastoinviteayoungladytoapicnic,butIsettoworkandsoongotitchangedsothatitwoulddoverywell.
Slatteryseemsnevertohaveaskedanyonetorideatandem.
ButwhenIhadwrittenit,itseemedsodreadfullystiffthatIhadtoputalittlebeginningandendofmyown,whichseemedtobrightenitupagooddeal.
Ithoughttherewassomethingfunnyaboutthebeginningandend.
Didyou?Fancyyournoticingthedifferenceinstyle.Howquickyouare!Iamveryslowatthingslikethat.
Ioughttohavebeenawoodman,orgame-keeper,orsomething.Iwasmadeonthoselines.ButIhavefoundsomethingnow.
Whatisthat,then?
Ranching.IhaveachuminTexas,andhesaysitisararelife.Iamtobuyashareinhisbusiness.
Itisallintheopenairshooting,andriding,andsport.
Woulditwoulditinconvenienceyoumuch,Ida,tocomeouttherewithme?
Idanearlyfelloffherperchinheramazement.TheonlywordsofwhichshecouldthinkwereMygoodnessme!soshesaidthem.
Ifitwouldnotupsetyourplans,orchangeyourarrangementsinanyway.
Hehadsloweddownandletgoofthesteeringhandle,sothatthegreatmachinecrawledaimlesslyaboutfromonesideoftheroadtotheother.
IknowverywellthatIamnotcleveroranythingofthatsort,butstillIwoulddoallIcantomakeyouveryhappy.
Don’tyouthinkthatintimeyoumightcometolikemealittlebit?
Idagaveacryoffright.Iwon’tlikeyouifyourunmeagainstabrickwall,shesaid,asthemachineraspedupagainstthecurbDoattendtothesteering.
Yes,Iwill.Buttellme,Ida,whetheryouwillcomewithme.
Oh,Idon’tknow.It’stooabsurd!HowcanwetalkaboutsuchthingswhenIcannotseeyou?Youspeaktothenapeofmyneck,andthenIhavetotwistmyheadroundtoanswer.
Iknow.ThatwaswhyIputYouinfront’uponmyletter.Ithoughtthatitwouldmakeiteasier.ButifyouwouldpreferitIwillstopthemachine,andthenyoucansitroundandtalkaboutit.
Goodgracious!criedIda.Fancyoursittingfacetofaceonamotionlesstricycleinthemiddleoftheroad,andallthepeoplelookingoutoftheirwindowsatus!
Itwouldlookratherfunny,wouldn’tit?Well,then,supposethatwebothgetoffandpushthetandemalonginfrontofus?
Oh,no,thisisbetterthanthat.
OrIcouldcarrythething.
Idaburstoutlaughing.Thatwouldbemoreabsurdstill.
Thenwewillgoquietly,andIwilllookoutforthesteering.
Iwon’ttalkaboutitatallifyouwouldrathernot.
ButIreallydoloveyouverymuch,andyouwouldmakemehappyifyoucametoTexaswithme,andIthinkthatperhapsafteratimeIcouldmakeyouhappytoo.
Butyouraunt?
Oh,shewouldlikeitverymuch.Icanunderstandthatyourfathermightnotliketoloseyou.
I’msureIwouldn’teither,ifIwerehe.
Butafterall,Americaisnotveryfaroffnowadays,andisnotsoverywild.
Wewouldtakeagrandpiano,andandacopyofBrowning.
AndDenverandhiswifewouldcomeovertoseeus.Weshouldbequiteafamilyparty.Itwouldbejolly.
Idasatlisteningtothestumblingwordsandawkwardphraseswhichwerewhisperedfromthebackofher,buttherewassomethinginCharlesWestmacott’sclumsinessofspeechwhichwasmoremovingthanthewordsofthemosteloquentofpleaders.
Hepaused,hestammered,hecaughthisbreathbetweenthewords,andheblurtedoutinlittlebluntphrasesallthehopesofhisheart.
Iflovehadnotcometoheryet,therewasatleastpityandsympathy,whicharenearlyakintoit.
Wondertherewasalsothatonesoweakandfrailassheshouldshakethisstrongmanso,shouldhavethewholecourseofhislifewaitingforherdecision.
Herlefthandwasonthecushionatherside.
Heleanedforwardandtookitgentlyinhisown.
Shedidnottrytodrawitbackfromhim.
MayIhaveit,saidhe,forlife?
Oh,doattendtoyoursteering,saidshe,smilingroundathim;anddon’tsayanymoreaboutthisto-day.Pleasedon’t!
WhenshallIknow,then?
Oh,to-night,to-morrow,Idon’tknow.ImustaskClara.Talkaboutsomethingelse.
Andtheydidtalkaboutsomethingelse;butherlefthandwasstillenclosedinhis,andheknew,withoutaskingagain,thatallwaswell.
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