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ThecottagefromthewindowofwhichtheMissesWilliamshadlookedoutstands,andhasstoodformanyayear,inthatpleasantsuburbandistrictwhichliesbetweenNorwood,Anerley,andForestHill.
Longbeforetherehadbeenathoughtofatownshipthere,whentheMetropoliswasstillquiteadistantthing,oldMr.WilliamshadinhabitedTheBrambles,asthelittlehousewascalled,andhadownedallthefieldsaboutit.
Sixoreightsuchcottagesscatteredoverarollingcountry-sidewereallthehousestobefoundthereinthedayswhenthecenturywasyoung.
Fromafar,whenthebreezecamefromthenorth,thedull,lowroarofthegreatcitymightbeheard,likethebreakingofthetideoflife,whilealongthehorizonmightbeseenthedimcurtainofsmoke,thegrimspraywhichthattidethrewup.
Gradually,however,astheyearspassed,theCityhadthrownoutalongbrick-feelerhereandthere,curving,extending,andcoalescing,untilatlastthelittlecottageshadbeengrippedroundbytheseredtentacles,andhadbeenabsorbedtomakeroomforthemodernvilla.
FieldbyfieldtheestateofoldMr.Williamshadbeensoldtothespeculativebuilder,andhadbornerichcropsofsnugsuburbandwellings,arrangedincurvingcrescentsandtree-linedavenues.
Thefatherhadpassedawaybeforehiscottagewasentirelybrickedround,buthistwodaughters,towhomthepropertyhaddescended,livedtoseethelastvestigeofcountrytakenfromthem.
Foryearstheyhadclungtotheonefieldwhichfacedtheirwindows,anditwasonlyaftermuchargumentandmanyheartburnings,thattheyhadatlastconsentedthatitshouldsharethefateoftheothers.
Abroadroadwasdriventhroughtheirquietdomain,thequarterwasre-namedTheWilderness,andthreesquare,staring,uncompromisingvillasbegantosproutupontheotherside.
Withsorehearts,thetwoshylittleoldmaidswatchedtheirsteadyprogress,andspeculatedastowhatfashionofneighborschancewouldbringintothelittlenookwhichhadalwaysbeentheirown.
Andatlasttheywereallthreefinished.
Woodenbalconiesandoverhangingeaveshadbeenaddedtothem,sothat,inthelanguageoftheadvertisement,therewerevacantthreeeligibleSwiss-builtvillas,withsixteenrooms,nobasement,electricbells,hotandcoldwater,andeverymodernconvenience,includingacommontennislawn,tobeletatL100ayear,orL1,500purchase.
Sotemptinganofferdidnotlongremainopen.
Withinafewweeksthecardhadvanishedfromnumberone,anditwasknownthatAdmiralHayDenver,V.C.,C.B.,withMrs.HayDenverandtheironlyson,wereabouttomoveintoit.
ThenewsbroughtpeacetotheheartsoftheWilliamssisters.
Theyhadlivedwithasettledconvictionthatsomewildimpossiblecolony,someshouting,singingfamilyofmadcaps,wouldbreakinupontheirpeace.
Thisestablishmentatleastwasirreproachable.
AreferencetoMenoftheTimeshowedthemthatAdmiralHayDenverwasamostdistinguishedofficer,whohadbegunhisactivecareeratBomarsund,andhadendeditatAlexandria,havingmanagedbetweenthesetwoepisodestoseeasmuchserviceasanymanofhisyears.
FromtheTakuFortsandtheShannonbrigade,todhow-harryingoffZanzibar,therewasnovarietyofnavalworkwhichdidnotappearinhisrecord;whiletheVictoriaCross,andtheAlbertMedalforsavinglife,vouchedforitthatinpeaceasinwarhiscouragewasstillofthesametruetemper.
Clearlyaveryeligibleneighborthis,themoresoastheyhadbeenconfidentiallyassuredbytheestateagentthatMr.HaroldDenver,theson,wasamostquietyounggentleman,andthathewasbusyfrommorningtonightontheStockExchange.
TheHayDenvershadhardlymovedinbeforenumbertwoalsostruckitsplacard,andagaintheladiesfoundthattheyhadnoreasontobediscontentedwiththeirneighbors.
DoctorBalthazarWalkerwasaverywell-knownnameinthemedicalworld.
Didnothisqualifications,hismembership,andtherecordofhiswritingsfillalonghalf-columnintheMedicalDirectory,fromhisfirstlittlepaperontheGoutyDiathesisin1859tohisexhaustivetreatiseuponAffectionsoftheVaso-MotorSystemin1884?
Asuccessfulmedicalcareerwhichpromisedtoendinapresidentshipofacollegeandabaronetcy,hadbeencutshortbyhissuddeninheritanceofaconsiderablesumfromagratefulpatient,whichhadrenderedhimindependentforlife,andhadenabledhimtoturnhisattentiontothemorescientificpartofhisprofession,whichhadalwayshadagreatercharmforhimthanitsmorepracticalandcommercialaspect.
TothisendhehadgivenuphishouseinWeymouthStreet,andhadtakenthisopportunityofmovinghimself,hisscientificinstruments,andhistwocharmingdaughters(hehadbeenawidowerforsomeyears)intothemorepeacefulatmosphereofNorwood.
Therewasthusbutonevillaunoccupied,anditwasnowonderthatthetwomaidenladieswatchedwithakeeninterest,whichdeepenedintoadireapprehension,thecuriousincidentswhichheraldedthecomingofthenewtenants.
Theyhadalreadylearnedfromtheagentthatthefamilyconsistedoftwoonly,Mrs.Westmacott,awidow,andhernephew,CharlesWestmacott.
Howsimpleandhowselectithadsounded!
WhocouldhaveforeseenfromitthesefearfulportentswhichseemedtothreatenviolenceanddiscordamongthedwellersinTheWilderness?
Againthetwooldmaidscriedinheartfeltchorusthattheywishedtheyhadnotsoldtheirfield.
Well,atleast,Monica,remarkedBertha,astheysatovertheirteacupsthatafternoon,howeverstrangethesepeoplemaybe,itisourdutytobeaspolitetothemastotheothers.
Mostcertainly,acquiescedhersister.
SincewehavecalleduponMrs.HayDenverandupontheMissesWalker,wemustcalluponthisMrs.Westmacottalso.
Certainly,dear.AslongastheyarelivinguponourlandIfeelasiftheywereinasenseourguests,andthatitisourdutytowelcomethem.
Thenweshallcallto-morrow,saidBertha,withdecision.
Yes,dear,weshall.But,oh,Iwishitwasover!
Atfouro’clockonthenextday,thetwomaidenladiessetoffupontheirhospitableerrand.
Intheirstiff,cracklingdressesofblacksilk,withjet-bespangledjackets,andlittlerowsofcylindricalgreycurlsdroopingdownoneithersideoftheirblackbonnets,theylookedliketwooldfashionplateswhichhadwanderedoffintothewrongdecade.
Halfcuriousandhalffearful,theyknockedatthedoorofnumberthree,whichwasinstantlyopenedbyared-headedpage-boy.
Yes,Mrs.Westmacottwasathome.Heusheredthemintothefrontroom,furnishedasadrawing-room,whereinspiteofthefinespringweatheralargefirewasburninginthegrate.
Theboytooktheircards,andthen,astheysatdowntogetheruponasettee,hesettheirnervesinathrillbydartingbehindacurtainwithashrillcry,andproddingatsomethingwithhisfoot.
Thebullpupwhichtheyhadseenuponthedaybeforeboltedfromitshiding-place,andscuttledsnarlingfromtheroom.
ItwantstogetatEliza,saidtheyouth,inaconfidentialwhisper.
Mastersaysshewouldgivehimmore’nhebrought.
Hesmiledaffablyatthetwolittlestiffblackfigures,anddepartedinsearchofhismistress.
apictureofthecountryside
Whatwhatdidhesay?gaspedBertha.
SomethingaboutaOh,goodnessgracious!Oh,help,help,help,help,help!
Thetwosistershadboundedontothesettee,andstoodtherewithstaringeyesandskirtsgatheredin,whiletheyfilledthewholehousewiththeiryells.
Outofahighwicker-workbasketwhichstoodbythefiretherehadrisenaflatdiamond-shapedheadwithwickedgreeneyeswhichcameflickeringupwards,wavinggentlyfromsidetoside,untilafootormoreofglossyscalyneckwasvisible.
Slowlytheviciousheadcamefloatingup,whileateveryoscillationafreshburstofshriekscamefromthesettee.
Whatinthenameofmischief!criedavoice,andtherewasthemistressofthehousestandinginthedoorway.
Hergazeatfirsthadmerelytakeninthefactthattwostrangerswerestandingscreaminguponherredplushsofa.
Aglanceatthefireplace,however,showedherthecauseoftheterror,andsheburstintoaheartyfitoflaughter.
Charley,sheshouted,here’sElizamisbehavingagain.
I’llsettleher,answeredamasculinevoice,andtheyoungmandashedintotheroom.
Hehadabrownhorse-clothinhishand,whichhethrewoverthebasket,makingitfastwithapieceoftwinesoastoeffectuallyimprisonitsinmate,whilehisauntranacrosstoreassurehervisitors.
Itisonlyarocksnake,sheexplained.
Oh,Bertha!Oh,Monica!gaspedthepoorexhaustedgentlewomen.
She’shatchingoutsomeeggs.Thatiswhywehavethefire.
Elizaalwaysdoesbetterwhensheiswarm.
Sheisasweet,gentlecreature,butnodoubtshethoughtthatyouhaddesignsuponhereggs.
Isupposethatyoudidnottouchanyofthem?
Oh,letusgetaway,Bertha!criedMonica,withherthin,black-glovedhandsthrownforwardsinabhorrence.
Notaway,butintothenextroom,saidMrs.Westmacott,withtheairofonewhosewordwaslaw.Thisway,ifyouplease!Itislesswarmhere.
Sheledthewayintoaveryhandsomelyappointedlibrary,withthreegreatcasesofbooks,anduponthefourthsidealongyellowtablelitteredoverwithpapersandscientificinstruments.
Sithere,andyou,there,shecontinued.Thatisright.
Nowletmesee,whichofyouisMissWilliams,andwhichMissBerthaWilliams?
IamMissWilliams,saidMonica,stillpalpitating,andglancingfurtivelyaboutindreadofsomenewhorror.
Andyoulive,asIunderstand,overattheprettylittlecottage.
Itisveryniceofyoutocallsoearly.
Idon’tsupposethatweshallgeton,butstilltheintentionisequallygood.
Shecrossedherlegsandleanedherbackagainstthemarblemantelpiece.
Wethoughtthatperhapswemightbeofsomeassistance,saidBertha,timidly.Ifthereisanythingwhichwecoulddotomakeyoufeelmoreathome
Oh,thankyou,IamtoooldatravelertofeelanythingbutathomewhereverIgo.
I’vejustcomebackfromafewmonthsintheMarquesasIslands,whereIhadaverypleasantvisit.ThatwaswhereIgotEliza.
InmanyrespectstheMarquesasIslandsnowleadtheworld.
Dearme!ejaculatedMissWilliams.Inwhatrespect?
Intherelationofthesexes.Theyhaveworkedoutthegreatproblemupontheirownlines,andtheirisolatedgeographicalpositionhashelpedthemtocometoaconclusionoftheirown.
Thewomanthereis,assheshouldbe,ineverywaytheabsoluteequalofthemale.Comein,Charles,andsitdown.IsElizaallright?
Allright,aunt.
Theseareourneighbors,theMissesWilliams.Perhapstheywillhavesomestout.Youmightbringinacoupleofbottles,Charles.
No,no,thankyou!Noneforus!criedhertwovisitors,earnestly.
No?IamsorrythatIhavenoteatoofferyou.
Ilookuponthesubserviencyofwomanaslargelyduetoherabandoningnutritiousdrinksandinvigoratingexercisestothemale.Idoneither.
Shepickedupapairoffifteen-pounddumb-bellsfrombesidethefireplaceandswungthemlightlyaboutherhead.
Youseewhatmaybedoneonstout,saidshe.
Butdon’tyouthink,theelderMissWilliamssuggestedtimidly,don’tyouthink,Mrs.Westmascott,thatwomanhasamissionofherown?
Theladyofthehousedroppedherdumb-bellswithacrashuponthefloor.
Theoldcant!shecried.Theoldshibboleth!
Whatisthismissionwhichisreservedforwoman?
Allthatishumble,thatismean,thatissoul-killing,thatissocontemptibleandsoill-paidthatnoneotherwilltouchit.Allthatiswoman’smission.
Andwhoimposedtheselimitationsuponher?
Whocoopedherupwithinthisnarrowsphere?WasitProvidence?Wasitnature?No,itwasthearchenemy.Itwasman.
Oh,Isay,auntie!drawledhernephew.
Itwasman,Charles.ItwasyouandyourfellowsIsaythatwomanisacolossalmonumenttotheselfishnessofman.
Whatisallthisboastedchivalrythesefinewordsandvaguephrases?
Whereisitwhenwewishtoputittothetest?
Manintheabstractwilldoanythingtohelpawoman.Ofcourse.
Howdoesitworkwhenhispocketistouched?Whereishischivalrythen?Willthedoctorshelphertoqualify?
willthelawyershelphertobecalledtothebar?
willtheclergytolerateherintheChurch?
Oh,itiscloseyourranksthenandreferpoorwomantohermission!Hermission!
Tobethankfulforcoppersandnottointerferewiththemenwhiletheygrabbleforgold,likeswineroundatrough,thatisman’sreadingofthemissionofwomen.
Youmaysitthereandsneer,Charles,whileyoulookuponyourvictim,butyouknowthatitistruth,everywordofit.
Terrifiedastheywerebythissuddentorrentofwords,thetwogentlewomencouldnotbutsmileatthesightofthefiery,domineeringvictimandthebigapologeticrepresentativeofmankindwhosatmeeklybearingallthesinsofhissex.
Theladystruckamatch,whippedacigarettefromacaseuponthemantelpiece,andbegantodrawthesmokeintoherlungs.
Ifinditverysoothingwhenmynervesareatallruffled,sheexplained.Youdon’tsmoke?Ah,youmissoneofthepurestofpleasuresoneofthefewpleasureswhicharewithoutareaction.
MissWilliamssmoothedouthersilkenlap.
Itisapleasure,shesaid,withsomeapproachtoself-assertion,whichBerthaandIarerathertooold-fashionedtoenjoy.
Nodoubt,Itwouldprobablymakeyouveryillifyouattemptedit.Bytheway,IhopethatyouwillcometosomeofourGuildmeetings.Ishallseethatticketsaresentyou.
YourGuild?
Itisnotyetformed,butIshalllosenotimeinformingacommittee.
ItismyhabittoestablishabranchoftheEmancipationGuildwhereverIgo.
ThereisaMrs.SandersoninAnerleywhoisalreadyoneoftheemancipated,sothatIhaveanucleus.
Itisonlybyorganizedresistance,MissWilliams,thatwecanhopetoholdourownagainsttheselfishsex.Mustyougo,then?
Yes,wehaveoneortwoothervisitstopay,saidtheeldersister.Youwill,Iamsure,excuseus.IhopethatyouwillfindNorwoodapleasantresidence.
Allplacesaretomesimplyabattle-field,sheanswered,grippingfirstoneandthentheotherwithagripwhichcrumpleduptheirlittlethinfingers.
Thedaysforworkandhealthfulexercise,theeveningstoBrowningandhighdiscourse,eh,Charles?Good-bye!
Shecametothedoorwiththem,andastheyglancedbacktheysawherstillstandingtherewiththeyellowbullpupcuddledupunderoneforearm,andthethinbluereekofhercigaretteascendingfromherlips.
Oh,whatadreadful,dreadfulwoman!whisperedsisterBertha,astheyhurrieddownthestreet.Thankgoodnessthatitisover.
Butshe’llreturnthevisit,answeredtheother.IthinkthatwehadbettertellMarythatwearenotathome.
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